Warehouse 34,77

(34,77) (bic) (statuses) (update) Warehouse 34,77 --VVV RPMBG 03:45, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

a warehouse Greentown [34,77] wasteland North Square Hemburrow Square Olsen Bank a warehouse Ainslie Row Railway Station St. Dionysius's Church St. Etheldreda's Church St. Gelasius's Church Basic Info: A few empty crates are stacked in the corners. Items to find: beer, crowbar, fire axe, fuel can, length of pipe, newspaper and wine. Warehouses can be barricaded normally.

Warehouse 34,77

In what is often considered Malton's Bible Belt, this warehouse holds a key spot. It is often used by the churches as a storage facility for supplies used in religious services. This was well and good when it was mostly robes and wine. However, residents started getting upset when the "fringe" religions started moving in. Incidents ranged from several escaped snakes (Snake Handlers), to theft of new novels (Oprahism), rampaging natives (Worshipers of King Kong), and a large scale hair spray spill requiring HAZMAT to respond (I <3 the 80s VH1 Cult). The final straw was the invasion by smug condescending celebrities (Scientology).

The only religion that the residents of Greentown seem to miss is the Children of Bacchus. Even though they ran rampant over the suburb and had a 4 week "naked festival" in the warehouse and on the streets no one really minded. Oh yes, they will be missed.