YagoBrew-McZeds War

The YagoBrew-McZeds War (AKA The War Of the Zomburger) was a short time of turmoil in Yagoton, with both parties suffering from massive losses. Near the end of the war, there was a huge clash with hundreds of casualties, but mostly on the YagoBrew side from food poisoning.

Beginnings

The war was started by a clear declaration on the premises of YagoBrew by a self-identified representative of McZeds, claiming that the independently-owned coffee shop must submit to a corporate takeover or face the consequences. Dexter Manley, mindful of his espresso and unassuming snacks, was cut down. In this circumstance, the loyal customers and employees of YagoBrew attacked in kind, and so It Began.

Blood Flowed Like Coffee

The loyalty of the coffee-addicted of YagoBrew put a bounty upon the head of McZeds, and a cholesterol- and caffeine-driven conflict raged across the suburb for three long days.

Endings

Sunlight rose on a bloodstained morning. Bodies were strewn across the city, with death in the air. And then, just like that, Stuartbman offered YagoBrew the olive branch of peace, and so it was, to this very day, that YagoBrew and McZeds are strategic allies to the end. Statements of good faith were exchanged, and an alleged traitor was blamed with the inflammatory event. The traitor? Made into Special sauce, the restaurateurs stated.