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The Ballad of the Dead Cowboy was found taped to the body of a, you guessed it, dead cowboy. He was wearing a blackwatch Black Hat so obviously the good guys won. Interestingly, the ballad was found in two pieces, one at Pippard Building in Spicer Hills, the other at Brain Boulevard in Old Arkham. Whether the cowboy was also found in two pieces is not something for these pages.
I've been walkin' these streets so long
Singin' the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Malton
Where hustle's the name of the game
And nice guys get washed away like the blood and the brain
There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the gun sights are pointin' on me
Like a Blackwatch cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a all-quier rodeo
Like a Blackwatch cowboy
Getting pked and chewed on by people I don't even know
And bullets flyin' over my dome
Well, I don't mind the missing brain
And a gun blast can hide all this pain
But when you're down ya can't ride the train and HQ is a long way
And I dream of the things I'll say
With an action point and gun clip tucked inside my shoe
There'll be a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the gun sights are pointin' on me
Like a Blackwatch cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a all-quier rodeo
Like a Blackwatch cowboy
Getting pked and chewed on by people I don't even know
And bullets flyin' over my dome
Like a Blackwatch cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a all-quier rodeo
Like a Blackwatch cowboy
Getting pked and chewed on by people I don't even know