You've Been Maimed
Are You Sitting Comfortably? Then I'll Begin
You've Been Maimed aims to plug the currently enormous gap in Malton's TV schedules. Inspired by the radio-based WPKU, YBM is right at the cutting-edge of reality programming. Basically, the idea is to collect screen grabs and transcripts of humorous kills on this page. Everyone is encouraged to participate. No matter what sort of character you play, there'll be a category for you to contribute to - even if it's just by being killed.
Taking part is simple.
1. Kill/destroy something in a humorous or ironic manner
2. Take a screen grab, make a transcript or an iwitness record
3. Post it up here under the appropriate category and give it a nice title
It can be easier, for those of you in groups, to have one player doing the killing and another to act as a cameraman. Otherwise, you'll need at least two screenshots per kill.
If you happen to simply be an univolved bystander to a suitable event, screengrab it and stick it up here anyway.
Categories
Death of the Living Dead
Are you a human? Just killed a zombie and said something witty whilst doing it? Stick it below, soldier.
- Don't know if this counts, I don't have a screengrab. I was DNA Extracting for XP yesterday when I found a zombie called 'Dead Lennon'. I couldn't resist reviving him and saying "Now your name is ironic" :-) -- Bob Fortune 18:18, 19 August 2007 (BST)
Habbah Hambargahz!
The zombie equivalent of a Happy Meal - tasty harmanz with a side serving of zambah humour. Barhah!
* A zombie ( Kazeri ) said "Nanananananananana BAGHMAN! HARHARHARHARHARH." (17 seconds ago) * A zombie ( Kazeri ) dragged nananananananannanan out into the street. (12 seconds ago)
Channel P
Just shot a fellow survivor because you thought it was funny? Film it and put it here. Bonus kudos for killing players with silly names.
- Again no screengrab, will try harder next time. My PKer alt Joe found a guy named Ian Wye sleeping alone in a warehouse. Just before I killed him I said "Wye? Because I can." -- Bob Fortune 18:20, 19 August 2007 (BST)
Bounty Hunter Humour
Apparently not an oxymoron. You don't have to be a mirthless, self-righteous whingebag to hunt PKers. But I'm told that it helps.
Green-on-Green
OK, so you don't have much Barhah. Still, being a ZKer doesn't mean you can't make us laugh.
GKers Anonymous
Do you like to turn off the lights with a big bang and a smart remark? Here's your chance to shine
Smash/Hit Radio
Ever smashed a radio, then said something much funnier than the constant spam that it was picking up? This is a perfect place to broadcast your greatness
Everybody Hates Trenchcoaters
Damn straight. What better way to show them just how much you pwned than to display it right here. Lolz!
- There we go! Got you a screengrab of this one, kind of. I carried it out on WPKU, right in the heart of Trenchtown! The comment and image were added by Bob Fortune
POV
If you've woken up dead, and your assassin said something particularly amusing whilst despatching you, be a good sport and post it here.
