ZNN/Manifesto

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Ron Burgundy and the classy Channel 4 news team may provide you with hard hitting news scented with desire but as a Zombie we know what you crave, and that's Wild flailing news of the scabby rancid variety. If our cameras manage to survive the repeated jabbing and gnawing you can expect to be treated to only the blurriest, ill-shot and staggeringly incoherant news bulletins available to un-humanity. There will be no immaculately styled, flawlessly dressed news for us. Hell it was only last week, after many injuries, that we mastered total command of our pants.