Zombie Claus
Zombie Claus \ Zambah Graaz
Because even Zombies have stockings!
"Har! Har! Har! Marrah Grazzmaz! Zambah Graaz az harh!"
"Brang hrah babah zambahz! Gam, zzzz ahn mah naaz an graagh."
"Mrh magh babah zambahz habbah z!z Grazzmaz?"
"Zambah Graaz gannah brang naz z!ngz. Ahr... mabah nah naz z!ngz."
"Marrah Gambanah Brrrhz an Bargarz az zbanzar ab Zambah Graaz."
Translation:
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! Zombie Claus is here!"
"Bring your children! Come, sit on my knees and talk."
"What makes baby zombies happy this Christmas?"
"Zombie Claus is gonna bring nice things. Or... maybe not nice things."
"Molly Company Poofs and Burgers is the sponsor of Zombie Claus."
History
A promotional idea of Wolfgang Puck from Molly Co, the current incarnation of Zombie Claus first appeared at Blesley Mall soon after its fall to the Big Bash 2 in December 2007.
This page brought to you by Molly Co. Poofs and Burgers, proud sponsors of Zambah Graaz since 2007.