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A famous exception to this code was Jugsy McApples, who, after seventeen years as a parade icon (twice with her own float!), was discovered to be'' not a woman "visiting from [[Monroeville]]" as she claimed, but in fact a cross-dressing man from a prominent northeast Malton family!!'' After an intense meeting of the parade committee - during which Cassandra "Butch Cassidy" Miller, head of parade security, resigned - it was decided that Jugsy be allowed to continue parade participation, provided she stay at all times within the confines of a gigantic bird cage. | A famous exception to this code was Jugsy McApples, who, after seventeen years as a parade icon (twice with her own float!), was discovered to be'' not a woman "visiting from [[Monroeville]]" as she claimed, but in fact a cross-dressing man from a prominent northeast Malton family!!'' After an intense meeting of the parade committee - during which Cassandra "Butch Cassidy" Miller, head of parade security, resigned - it was decided that Jugsy be allowed to continue parade participation, provided she stay at all times within the confines of a gigantic bird cage. | ||
[[Image:Malton Girl on Girl Parade2.jpg|left|350px|thumb|The crowd down [[Dike Avenue]].]] | [[Image:Malton Girl on Girl Parade2.jpg|left|350px|thumb|The crowd down [[Dike Avenue]].]] | ||
The parade begins at [[Dike Avenue]], passes through [[Gay Avenue]], and ends in the respective [[Arkham Sisters]], known affectionately by parade-goers as " | The parade begins at [[Dike Avenue]], passes through [[Gay Avenue]], and ends in the respective [[Arkham Sisters]], known affectionately by parade-goers as "The Twins". | ||
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The Malton Girl on Girl Parade, aka the "Malton Mardi Gras", is an annual lesbian pride parade and festival for the lesbian community in Malton. Despite claims to the contrary by the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras, it is in fact the largest gay pride parade in the world, even though it is restricted to gay women - excluding gay men and transsexuals. Interestingly, the parade has incorporated a bisexual float each year it has been held, although these participants must be female and are only allowed to engage in intimate acts with other female paraders, as per the parade's code of conduct.
A famous exception to this code was Jugsy McApples, who, after seventeen years as a parade icon (twice with her own float!), was discovered to be not a woman "visiting from Monroeville" as she claimed, but in fact a cross-dressing man from a prominent northeast Malton family!! After an intense meeting of the parade committee - during which Cassandra "Butch Cassidy" Miller, head of parade security, resigned - it was decided that Jugsy be allowed to continue parade participation, provided she stay at all times within the confines of a gigantic bird cage.
The parade begins at Dike Avenue, passes through Gay Avenue, and ends in the respective Arkham Sisters, known affectionately by parade-goers as "The Twins".
