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**Merely 6 or 7 blocks to the northeast, | **Merely 6 or 7 blocks to the northeast, [[the_Barstow_Arms]] in [[Dartside]] was our next target. Upon learning that this establishment only served O'douls and Michelob Ultra, it was torn down in a fit of rage. | ||
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Revision as of 17:33, 23 February 2009
Island Hopping Tour 09 | |
User has reclaimed islands for Barhah! |
Current Location - Spicer_Hills
- Frustrated with the winter blahs?
- Do you yearn to leave a trail of misery and brain fragments behind you as you rampage across the face of Malton?
- Malton is home to a variety of buildings, and a few (or in some cases, groups of few) are considered islands. Since these buildings are cut off from all else, they are typically considered unsuitable for harman defense. Alternatively, they provide superb safehouses for our zambah brethren.
- We have begun a Tour of all of these prospective temples, in order to free them from their harman oppressors and spread the word to all who would hear.
Zombiefark has hereby declared all islands to be considered Temples of Barhah
The Tour
- - January 2009
- The Tour has begun, with a visit to our friend the Fowler Crescent zombie - named for the Fowler_Crescent_Railway_Station which he inhabits and holds as a holy Temple of Barhah. We mixed it up in Chudleyton for a brief while, paying our respects to Caiger Mall, before moving onward.
- Our next trip was short, as there is an island grouping on the north boundary of Chudleyton. Because it harbors an NT facility, we thought to find resistance.. but it fell swiftly to the hungry horde.
- We then moved north to Lamport_Walk_Police_Department, only to find it safely in zambah hands. Bravo brazaz.
- - February 09
- Stopping for a visit to the Reptile_House, found us in the same vicinity as the Mall Tour. Strange that of all places, these tours would overlap at the City Zoo. There were not many scraps left from their voracious horde, so we moved on to our next destination.
- A short distance to the west was the next island group, The_Richmond_Hills_Humongoplex, which we found heavily caded but poorly defended. Another one bites the dust.
- Next on the list was Grigg_Heights. We made a stop at the Moodborn_Library, which was already standing free from harman influence. We moved on to St._Laurence's_Church and held an unholy mass to Barhah.
- Southward and onward, to The_Standen_Building. We expected some amount of resistance, considering this is claimed to be the headquarters of the A.A.C._Survivors. Whoever the fark they are anyways. They should rename themselves the B.U.M. survivors, because they are homeless now.
- Moving further south to Spicer_Hills, we encountered a two building island inhabited by Nazis! (Zombiefark maintains a hardcore stance against racism, we are of the opinion that all brains taste the same. Delicious. They are all pink on the inside, you know.) Order_of_the_Pure_Blood claims to headquarter in this island and "assist in the defense of buildings", but considering how they defended their HQ, I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for any aid from them. We preached the word of undeath and showed them that their island can be so much more than a Nazi retirement home.
- Merely 6 or 7 blocks to the northeast, the_Barstow_Arms in Dartside was our next target. Upon learning that this establishment only served O'douls and Michelob Ultra, it was torn down in a fit of rage.