User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Dream

Ingame

Dream a field leprechaun a field a river a cemetery a park 18 humans 1 zombie a river lock a railway station a field a river You are THE HERO. You have all the life. You have no pants remaining. Buy skills Contacts Settings Log out News FAQ Wiki Donate You are in a dream. You are under an orange sky. There is grass, and flowers, but no petals. Also here are Lachryma (50HP), Panes (50HP), a frickin' sandwich (50HP), elbert (0 + 50HP), the architect (shortHP), Sgt. Lemons (60HP), D M Penfold (50HP), Some Guy Linking the Window (50HP), Bob (50HP), Dux Vista Ducis (pineappleHP), Giles Sednek (50HP), boxy is vaguely Tammy (50HP), a Krazy Monkey that likes bananas because he is a monkey obviously (20HP), Swiers (50HP), Mobius (50HP), a Rooster for some reason (40HP), Simon (∞HP), Kevan (∞HP). There is a white light here. It is running. There is a lone zombie here. It is wearing pajamas. There is a daze, and in this daze, there is another daze. And in the other daze, there is this dream. Since your last turn: • Bob cybers 240 times. (ages ago) • the zombie goes by no alias. (bai) • leprechaun has the gold. (still does) • There is a ninja behind you. (go look) • Simon and Kevan duel to the death. (indeterminate) • the Gnome is still nekkid. (probably) • a frickin' sandwich wants inside you. (please let it) • Simon and Kevan duel to the depth. (indeterminate) • elbert reads the Janitorial Battle Guide. (4 minutes ago) • There is still a ninja behind you. (don't look, he's pissed) • Lachryma says "I is alive. You have problem with that?" (erroneously dead) • Someone in the RC apparently likes Taylor Swift. (I just checked) • The cake is a life. (17 hours ago) • I hope this is funny, or at least mildly entertaining. (still writing) • Swiers says "Who dies first?" (1 second ago) • Mobius says "Hedge your guesses." (.5 seconds ago) • Sgt. Lemons says "Winner gets +1." (.0 seconds ago) • I keep messing up the formating, it's really annoying. (2 years ago) • I keep changing fucking to less fuck-filled words, as I am a goodie-too-shoe. (right now) • Still reading? (loser) • Giles Sednik eats a Cheesy Poof. (yummy) • the architect is the- (forever) • There is still a freakin' ninja behind you. It would be best to address this now. (now?) • Panes runs around in circles. (1 minutes ago) • D M Penfold notes that the Gnome is running out of ideas for this dream. (sort of) • a Rooster for some reason fixes the formating, because he is a rooster, and they do that. (hoolslsls) • a Krazy Monkey that likes bananas because he is a monkey obviously ponders the meaning of life. Then he eats some cheese....eeeee.... and POOF! (forty-two seconds ago) • boxy is not Tammy is. (is of) • You contemplate what happens next. (now) Possible actions: This is one fucked up dream This is one fucked up dream I just said that Inventory: You carry nothing. You are also quite nude.

User:A Helpful Little Gnome