The Burchell Newscast Team

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~An over-exaggerating Trenchcoater Enthusiast

"A wise man once said... 'She wuz totally hot, man... I'm so wasted... hey, are you going to drink that?'. Did I say wise? I meant drunk."

~Noted Necrotech Scientist, Caleb Usher.

"I do believe Marijuana was involved in the creation of this page,"

~A spectator

"Marijuana is just an illusion, as is all things, all things belong to the cosmos child, auwmmm."

~Crazy Old Man on above quote

"Wow, using crack to make a page FUNNY? I should have thought of that."

~A drug enthusiast on the Crazy Old Mans quote

The Burchell Newscast Team (TBNT), commonly referred to as Burchell News or Burch News, is a radio and web news channel owned by The Burchell Arms Regulars, a subsidiary of News Inc. As of September 2010, it is available to 340,000 in the Northeastern Malton area and further to viewers reaching up to 1,307,663, compliments of its online video webcast availabilities, broadcasting primarily out of The Burchell Arms. The channel was created by English-American media mogul User:Officer Mead Sheaffer, who hired Don Fallman as his founding CEO. The channel was launched on September 7, 2010 to 17 youtube subscribers. Burchell News is currently the only provider of news via a youtube channel, making it the most broad news publisher in terms of content choices. Critics have asserted that both Burchs news reporting and its political commentary promote Survivor political positions. Burchell News Channel says that its political commentary and news reporting operate independently of each other and denies any bias in its news reporting, Zombie or Survivor.

Short-wave Radio Info This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 28.97 MHz Transmitter coordinates: anywhere The Burchell Newscast Team Informing the public since September 16, 2010 Abbreviation: TBNT Group Numbers: Pending Leadership: Officer Sheaffer Goals: To inform the public. Recruitment Policy: Open to anyone with Radio Operation (Survivor Skill), anyone with expertise in Scouting, and anyone experienced in being part of a Radio Crew. Contact: dmsday@hotmail.com Editor and Anchormans Office), BAR Forum:[1] 2010. 5 Years since the outbreak and Quarantine. Obviously, there is no hope of escape. Humans now understand the severity of the situation, and though many cringed: we smiled. A kick in the rear of the imagination and cleverness of our minds into productivity was... invigorating. Anyhow, we founded the Burchell Newscast Team with your host, former C4NT enthusiast, Mead Sheaffer. TBNT is a Subgroup that operates within The Burchell Arms Regulars. Station Listings Under Construction: Frequency: 28.97 MHz Youtube Webcast: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheeBNT Website News: http://tbntonline.webs.com/ Staff Enlistment Under Construction. In order to achieve Staff membership, you must follow these instructions: 1. Join the Burchell Arms Regulars. (wiki page, read it)http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Burchell_Arms_Regulars (Forum, Enlist there)http://burchellarms.proboards.com/index.cgi 2. Join the Newscast Team. Go to the discussion page and post there your Urban Dead Profile and your reason for joining. -Note: This recruitment policy will be changed shortly. 3. Travel to The Burchell Arms in Rolt Heights. How to Support, or Contribute If you support TBNT, use this. TBNT Radio Listener This User Supports The Burchell Newscast Team, and their ongoing fight to bring us Beers and the light of knowledge. Contributions of Knowledge are greatly needed! Email dmsday@hotmail.com. Current Events -Currently Recording Recovery Efforts in Rhodenbank. 9/23/10 http://www.youtube.com/user/TheeBNT Archives http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/North_by_Northeast_2010 http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Battle_of_the_Beer_Pit The Newspaper All older issues of Thee Whatever can be found [here] in the Thee Whatever Archives. Current Watchtower Image of the Suburbs: