Talk:CRASH

Pussys, you gave up? I knew you would not last that long. All of your shit talking was for not. Then again it is good to se a flawed group with leaders with the combined IQ of a hockey puck give up like the homo's they always were. Good riddance cum dumpsters.Cineraryone 15:19, 10 April 2008 (BST)

As in all things, their time has come. The reapers great blade halts for none. It is good, that Malton is no longer home to men such as these.--Janos Kire 01:09, 17 April 2008 (BST)

You challenged the great, putting carnal needs above what you should have aspired to: Knowledge and Unity. They were your downfall, Malton will not remember you as heroes or villains, but rather as worthless scum. --Captain Neo 18:04, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Hey guys, come on. I disliked CRASH as much as any of you, but to be honest you sound like idiots for insulting an out-of-commission group. If you wanted them to give up, then job well done... but some of my favorite things about insulting CRASH was listening to them squirm and attempt to piece together a coherent sentence. Let sleeping dogs lie and get over it. They may have been a great annoyance while they were here, but they have been destroyed. If anyone REALLY wants to rub it in, they could try to make a template about assisting in taking down the bastards or something... --KF 23:56, 18 April 2008 (BST)

KF, it is done, Thanks to Death:

	'CRASH'ed
	This User or Group helped to destroy CRASH.

--Captain Neo 19:54, 19 April 2008 (BST)

^Shut the fuck up you roleplaying pile of shit. Go roleplay on some anime forums and call yourself ChosenOneNeoKoenshockuDBZ, otaku motherfucker. I know your balls swelled up with pride over that amazing little graphic you made. Probably took you all day just to find that ingenius little picture to tack on it.

Having been away from this shitty game for awhile, I wasn't surprised to come back and see MDD in the discussion panel bragging about the attack they done on us AFTER we had already quit. You see, when you found us, we had already quit the stupid game. We quit after a crushing attack we done on USAI. We had killed I think around 13 members, and myself and En had become bored with the whole game. There was no fun in it anymore. So, we dragged ourselves back to an older HQ (because it was nearest) and we quit. We moved on to bigger and better things. For me, that meant Smash Bros Brawl and some other Wii games, while for En that meant playing in his shitty band and circle jerking with other spics or whatever he does with his spare time. Anyway, upon seeing the ignorant posts I merely deleted them and put a note on that CRASH was dead, with the only active members being Sefie18 and Rashard, and I think Rashard quit too. I assumed at this point it was over

But today, I was bored. I didn't feel like playing any of my nerdy Wii games, jerking off, or doing anything constructive, so I came online to kill some time. I just happened to check the old CRASH wiki just to see if PP had spammed it and to my surprise, a few dimwitted enemies of ours took it upon themselves to direct retarded insults in our general direction. Well, at the moment I have nothing better to do, so allow me to respond to all the ignorance that has infested this part of the wiki.

First of all I'm going to address this "Destroyed" nonsense I've been seeing. Apparently all of you 2 bit dinky dick dumbasses were so proud of yourselves you even made a lil graphic. I bet that bullshit attack was a real self esteem boost you guys! Well, you can stop jerking yourselves off now because I'm about to bitchslap your goofy faces and send you spiraling back to the harshness of reality.

MDD has done 2 real "attacks" on CRASH in the entire time CRASH played on UD. One was at a quick HQ we had fixed up, where the best you idiots done was take down 3 members (May have actually been 2), which is fuckin' pathetic to say the least. Compare that wimpy attack to the sheer amount of times CRASH has claimed a kill on MDD. In fact, we had been killing MDD members so long we actually got tired of doing it. Once that weak attack I mentioned was comitted, then we resumed killing MDD once again. At one point I even went on the radio and mocked MDD and challenged them, but MDD rolled over and gave some weak excuse about rebuilding some backwoods suburb that no one even played in. The 2nd attack was AFTER WE HAD FUCKING QUIT! There's something to be proud of right? That's almost as awesome as going to an inactive groups wiki board and insulting them. Way to go morons. You deserve a smiley faced sticker and a sugar cookie.

Ignoring the stupid motherfucker who found it amusing to make 2 references to homosexuality, and the 2 role playing nerds, I also notice this KF guy who made a bullshit claim like "but some of my favorite things about insulting CRASH was listening to them squirm and attempt to piece together a coherent sentence." which has no grounds whatsoever. I never even heard of this asshole "KF", brilliant name by the way. I sure as fuck don't remember ever being insulted by him, or any CRASH members (outside of Sefie18) having any difficulty using the English fuckin' language. Also, what squirming do you speak of, dumbass? Would this perhaps be another random insult pulled out of MDD's gaping wide anus? I'm going with that assumption, because from what I've seen most MDD members have the intelligence of a pile of sun dried cat shit grilled to the fucking sidewalk. You can tell that much about them by their brilliant earth shattering insults like "cum dumpsters" and "homo".

I hold PP in higher regard that you fools. At least PP saw we were inactive and not only left our wiki alone (propz to them for that) but they also didn't talk any shit in our discussion tab. This means PP is actually more intelligent than MDD, who felt compelled to deliver weak girl-scout kicks to us after we had alreayd notified all of you shitheads that we quit, which was actually several monthes after we had already quit, I just took that damn long to note it on the wiki. I suspect you brilliant bastards made your lil comments because of the fact you knew we were away. Kinda like how a nigger will sock you if you're looking away.

MDD=Niggers.

-AlphaGun2.

Haha, I knew you couldn't resist coming back to check your weak wiki. Stay away or start the fight again, or take your lumps like you did in game and here on yout "wiki"Cineraryone 23:23, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Oh look, it's the brilliant little bastard who thought showing up to a dead board to make about 20 homosexual references made him amount to anything more than a steaming pile of Emo shit. Yes I "couldn't resist... Despite the fact it's now been about 4 monthes later. You make it sound as if I'm addicted to posting on this wiki (larf at that) and yet isn't it odd how I stay away for such absurd amounts of time? Oh yeah, I'm so addicted!! I'm so addicted I post here once every 4 fuckin' monthes. You know, it makes sense of a person who MADE the fucking wiki to come back and check once in awhile, I mean, I made it, of course I'm going to check on it every now and then. But why the FUCK would someone else (Like you) check back here? I gotta give you some propz for having much less of a life than the other dimwitted dumb fucks who posted here. Really now, how pathetic is this. Some fuckball who has nothing to do with the wiki who keeps checking on it? What, did your favorite Ragnarok Online server go down or something? Who the fuck monitors a dead wiki? Apparently you do. Free time much?

"stay away or start the fight again"? The fuck does that mean? Telling someone who is INACTIVE to "stay away" makes about as much sense as drinking toilet water. And what does "Start the fight again" mean? Are you referring to this shitty wiki or the shitty game? I mean telling me to "start the fight again" on my wiki is pointless, I thought that was exactly what I was doing about a hundred years ago when I came back to set some things straight with you dickheaded bimbos. If you're referring to the game, THEN LARF!!! I bet I do play that boring fucking game again. If you find clicking on "Search Gun Store" 50 times to be fun, then more power to you. Click away you little fuckin' shit. CLICK CLICK CLICK! Have fun clicking! While you're at it, pull a gun to your head and click the fuckin' trigger. Not in the game either doofus, I mean a real gun. Open up daddy's gun cabinet and blow your FUCKING BRAINS OUT ALL OVER MOMMY'S GODDAMN SLUTTY FUCKING MIRROR!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!

Lumps? LUMPS? Do you have lumps in your FUCKING BRAIN? This lumps bullshit is just another version of the typical "U GOT PWNED!!" bullshit that every single UD player on the face of the fucking earth uses. I don't know which bullshit group you belong to, but no group outside of the PP has ever done any real damage to us, unless you count MDD's idiotic attack on us which was several days after we had already quit in the first place. Kind of pointless to consider that a victory no? Why not go kick a dead duck and then go around bragging to all your nerdy little friends about killing a duck. "YEAH LOOK AT ME I'M SO TOUGH I KILLED A DUCK!!!! FUCK A DUCK DUCK GOT FUCKED QUACK QUACKITY QUACKY QUUAAACCCKKK1!!!!1" Stfu before I hunt you down and piss on your fucking front door.

Fuck lumps. Take my dick up your ass. That's not in game either, that's REEL TALK ON DA REEL!!!

-Alpha FUCKING Gun2

Solidarity

I see you have the stamp out fascism banner on your page.

Since february 2010, a group named the National Socialist Union is active in Malton. They try to pose as respectable, by claiming to work on power stations. However, when a fascist breaths, he/she is already lying.

Survivors in the power plants have made it clear that nazi's are not welcome in their midst. In response, the fascists have started to PK survivors in the plant. So far a comrade from the CPM, and a labour organizer of the WWSIS have been killed.

I am asking you to form a united front to show the fascists that they are not welcome. To do this you can:
1. Leave a message on Talk:National_Socialist_Union
2. Add your group to the combatants in Battle of Krinks
3. Move to the Tolman Power Station or the Krinks Power Station and aid the resistance.

--zyckde 21:37, 10 March 2010 (UTC)