Talk:Flat Earth Society

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Got you FES

I just murdered Mr Liche. Bring it. http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=6536

Huzzah! Got him at last! Where did you find the lovely chap? Did you use a pitchfork? His innards are most delectable, particularly with a good cranberry sauce. I deem it only polite to extend the hand of friendship; we are currently vacating in the most South-Westernly corner. Do bring scones! -- The Supreme Court

Getting in Touch

Aside from leaving a note here, or conversing with us in the Tower, our principal method of communication is via telegraph- though all have members are undergoing training in comprehension of smoke signals to keep up with times. If you lack the means to set yourself on fire then your best bet is likely our forums, hosted by the very lovely people at Red Rum.

Player Killer's Pub Crawl

I hope you will all join us! SEE: Player Killer's Pub Crawl - Please help spread the word!!--Sarah Silverman 19:14, 16 November 2007 (UTC)- (UTC)

Party at the Quartly Library

I wish to extend a invitation to Daggoo, true leader of the FEZ, and his followers, to a holiday party at the Quartly Library in Roftwood. The QSG will wrap up their tour this Friday 12/7 after which the festivities will commence. The party will last until the booze dries up (highly unlikely) or we all die of alcohol poisoning. Party favors requested!--Pibbit 17:46, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

We here at the Society are utterly outraged and consider even your initial opening line a diplomatic faux pas. The Society Leaders (true or not, we do make an awesome apple crumble) are currently in session to discuss what punishment we should deliver at this said party of yours.

Of course, wise as we are, we have some drinks ready to hand. Do you charge corkage?

Yours in hatred, defiance and a scarf,

The Supreme Court 27:81, 42nd Augminster, Year of the Great Vetinary Trip

Ignore the Court, lazing about on the job as usual. In addenum, we would be delighted to attend. You might wish to set aside a few bottles of brandy, as I am quite partial to it. --Daggoo, Leader of the Flat Earth Society 23:06, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

My esteemed members of the Supreme Court, there was no ill intent meant. I made no such diplomatic faux pax since I am not a diplomat, I am a librarian! Last I checked, your copy of The Pokey Little Puppy is severely overdue. Please bring it with you to the party or there will be no belly shots for you! However, I must interject here that I am most impressed with your collection of fine wines so perhaps we can reach a compromise?--Pibbit 05:15, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Academic Debate

With Creamy Nougat

It has been revealed that something was hidden! We shall expose this revelation once we truly determine what it is! --Lord Ubermensch Grist

Malton Murder Awards Nominees

	Malton Murder Award Nominee
	This User or Group has been nominated by the general populace for engaging with in the murderous ways of Malton. Be sure to vote here for your choice by 23.00 GMT on the 15th!

Most Inept (group): the Flat Earth Society Good Luck! --Karloth Vois ^RR 00:25, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

I use maps designed out of clams, sawdust, and old milk. You cannot deny their existence. Life has an odor that is unmistakeable. The only thing that is sanitary, is death by boiling water. Germs live for science, they live to be discovered. I wager 10 of the finest cogs that I will be at your hotel room to win this questionable backgammon tournament. - zookeeper ^{flail limbs}

Non-Academic Debate

All debate is academic. --Lord Tencher, Grand Potentate 07:00, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Shoes for the hippies

We are back. Where is that damned flip flop liberal leading the party these days? The Supreme Court 16:84, 37 February 1984 (ABC123)

From the uneducated masses of the Upper Left Corner

As royal keeper of the wiki, i must point out it is not a framing of the pancake drawer if the non-viable cutlery if it is actually viable to those who use it that way. Your supreme diplomat status will be activated after you pay your monthly subscription charge of 1 zombie girrafe and and un-used iron. We are more casual wearers so no need to engage formal wear when using our page. Pillsy ^FT 14:19, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Nalikill response to June 26, 2007 'Great Moment'

What? Listen, you PK'ed a USAI member for NO REASON. Dyn in particular. We responded with our own punishment, you responded, we responded to your response, and then Dyn has now just PK'ed my friend. We WILL PK Dyn again. God Almighty has not the power to save him. But after that, please, get Dyn to not respond, and we will call it even Nalikill 11:33, 26 June 2007 (BST)Edit: But Morrish was relatively sensible after the first time. USAI is a FAMILY, and if you kill one of us, all of us are ticked off at you. We respond in kind to what you do. Kill us and we kill you. Tease us, we can ignore you. Leave us alone, most to the point, we leave you alone. Morrish, please, control Dyn, and don't respond to our pending response, and things will be fine. Nalikill 11:44, 26 June 2007 (BST)

Ah, but the FEZ too is a family. Granted, we're the sort of family you get after generations and generations of inbreeding, but nevertheless, we're a family. And just as you say, when someone kills a member of your family, the family will respond in kind. I am afraid that by our shared logic, there is nothing left for it but a bloodbath. You touch one hair on Dyn's baby-soft head, and I will hit you like the side of the building that I am. the Morrish Building 14:34, 26 June 2007 (BST)

Well said, Morrish. Indeed, if you do manage to find me and kill me, I will find YOU and kill you. I do not tolerate any roundie foolishness. Trust us, the FEZ will get the last response in this. Dyn 15:11, 26 June 2007 (BST)

No, you won't. I killed you. Kill me and LNF, the guy you killed before, MY FRIEND, will kill you before you can protest. We're willing to stop. All we ask is that you apologize- you killed first- and then both sides can work out how to stop the killing. Nalikill 19:59, 26 June 2007 (BST) "Blaze of Glory" by Bon Jovi's playing through my head... "Lord, well I never drew first but I drew first blood/I'm no one's son, call me Young Gun." Nalikill 20:08, 26 June 2007 (BST)

*"A Whole New World" from Disney's Aladdin plays through Morrish's intercom* "A whole new world / Don't you dare close your eyes / A hundred thousand things to see / Hold your breath - it gets better / I'm like a shooting star / I've come so far / I can't go back to where I used to be" the Morrish Building 21:40, 26 June 2007 (BST)

If I interpret orders correctly, the LTC has given us the order to stand down about this. So please, don't PK retaliate against us, and the war's over. Nalikill 00:34, 27 June 2007 (BST)

PK'ing of Itsawondertoo

Unprovoked, and he was my friend. Punish Mayor Fitting for that unprovoked attack, please. To quote the attack text: # 26.11 MHz: "http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0" (10 hours and 58 minutes ago)

1. The BatJeff said "actually z5blue... it does. Read the forums. johnny clearly got pissed at people for pking. he said do NOT PK unless you're ordered to. Doesn't matter if it's self defence. We have a strict reputaion of NOT PKing." (9 hours and 2 minutes ago)
2. Snakeingrass said "That being said - no more killing!" (8 hours and 17 minutes ago)
3. 26.11 MHz: "Hi Vine Cinema. How are the things? - Tarraco" (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)
4. 26.11 MHz: "Hello Tarraco! We are fine, thank you." (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
5. Mayor Fitting killed itsawondertoo. (43 minutes ago)

Nalikill 00:01, 28 June 2007 (BST) Edit: I'm a patient man, but please. All I'm asking is that you ackgnowledge you PK'ed Itsawondertoo, and either give a reason or the notification that Mayor Fitting has been punished. And all of those numbers were actually number signs- wiki converts automaticallyNalikill 03:27, 28 June 2007 (BST)

Nalikill, I agree, this is a most difficult time. I did not authorize any killing of any USAI member, but ever since Dyn was killed a second time, after I killed him in punishment, I no longer have control over all my members. Moreover, they are growing impatient with the fact that we are being contacted by so many USAI members, none of whom seem to be in any more control over things than, at this point, I do. I offer this up, for whatever it is worth: you may freely kill me, the Morrish Building, if it will help keep the peace, and I shall not seek revenge. Indeed, my own members may well end up putting me out over this dispute, so you may find me looking for a job with the USAI not long from now. In any case, I am doing my best to look into things, and will post again as soon as I have more information, whether it be about the death of Mayor Fitting, my excommunication from FEZ, or whatever else may befall as a result of these dark times. the Morrish Building 05:55, 28 June 2007 (BST)

Susie

Susie should be a part of our educational material on the front page and we should investigate the turtles interests further from what we have gathered so far is... not much

Artists Conception of Susie --Virus002 19:58, 23 July 2007 (BST)