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===Description=== | ===Description=== | ||
A badly damaged structure with a lingering odour of stale doughnuts, black coffee and bacon. | |||
One of the 'twin precincts' in northwest [[Osmondville]], Grylls PD stands one block east of [[Vawer Walk Police Department]]. Along with [[Brockliss Grove Police Department]], all three Osmondville police stations are located in the west of the suburb, reflecting the criminal element attracted to the notorious nearby clubs ([[Club Adam]], [[Club Single]] and [[Club Simpson]]) and sink schools. | |||
===History=== | |||
Grylls was named after Bear 'Grylls' Fosdyke-Fosdyke, an alumnus of [[Hole Drive School]] and special forces army veteran who made his name as a daredevil, survivalist and explorer. Earning his nickname from his habit of grilling everything he ate on expedition - whether porridge, fried fruit, or spiders' eggs on toast - Bear Fosdyke-Fosdyke won fame as the first man to find the source of the [[River Kevan]], the only man to win three Victoria Crosses (one posthumously), and the youngest Briton ever to play first-class cricket on the Moon (Sea of Tranquillity XI vs Rest of the Universe, scoring 222 runs, not out, and taking 5-35). He also held the world record for most virgins deflowered, damsels saved, and dragons slain. | |||
Osmondville honoured its most famous son by naming this police station after him, memorialising the occasion when he single-handedly paddled a Li-Lo to the Antarctic, living off nothing but doughnuts (grilled, naturally) in order to raise funds for this much-needed third police department. | |||
Fosdyke-Fosdyke was killed on active duty in Matabeleland, where he choked on his Trail Mix while saving the entire Queen's Groveshire Rifles Regiment from annihilation by a stray Zulu ''impi''. | |||
===Barricade Policy=== | ===Barricade Policy=== | ||
This building should be barricaded at Very Strongly Barricaded per the [[Osmondville_Barricade_Plan|Osmondville Barricade Plan]] | |||
===Current Status=== | ===Current Status=== | ||
'''February 16, 2012''' | |||
''OUTSIDE'' | |||
You are standing outside Grylls Crescent Police Dept, a small white-stone building, covered with graffiti. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined. | |||
Thick snow covers the ground, with footprints leaving to the west. A collapsed snowbank shows where someone has fallen from the building. | |||
There is a dead body here. | |||
''INSIDE'' | |||
You are inside Grylls Crescent Police Dept. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. A thin layer of dust covers the debris. The floor is flecked with dried blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. | |||
--[[User:Zexsuik|Zex Suik]] 01:07, 16 February 2012 (UTC) | |||
'''March 31 2020''' | |||
''OUTSIDE'' | |||
You are standing outside Grylls Crescent Police Dept, a small white-stone building, covered with graffiti. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter. | |||
Somebody has spraypainted Clu*%@* #@ *%at@ ze@g* insid% onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore. | |||
''INSIDE'' | |||
[UNKNOWN] | |||
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==Malton Department of Emergency Management Information== | |||
[[Osmondville]] is in District One of the [[Department of Emergency Management#SE Division|Southeast Division]] of the Department of Emergency Management. | |||
[[File:DEM SE.JPG|DoEM SE Division One]] | |||
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[[Category:Police Departments]] | [[Category:Police Departments]] | ||
[[Category:Osmondville]] | [[Category:Osmondville]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:52, 23 October 2024
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Grylls Crescent Police Department |
| Grylls Crescent Police Department
Osmondville [82, 72]
Basic Info:
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Description
A badly damaged structure with a lingering odour of stale doughnuts, black coffee and bacon.
One of the 'twin precincts' in northwest Osmondville, Grylls PD stands one block east of Vawer Walk Police Department. Along with Brockliss Grove Police Department, all three Osmondville police stations are located in the west of the suburb, reflecting the criminal element attracted to the notorious nearby clubs (Club Adam, Club Single and Club Simpson) and sink schools.
History
Grylls was named after Bear 'Grylls' Fosdyke-Fosdyke, an alumnus of Hole Drive School and special forces army veteran who made his name as a daredevil, survivalist and explorer. Earning his nickname from his habit of grilling everything he ate on expedition - whether porridge, fried fruit, or spiders' eggs on toast - Bear Fosdyke-Fosdyke won fame as the first man to find the source of the River Kevan, the only man to win three Victoria Crosses (one posthumously), and the youngest Briton ever to play first-class cricket on the Moon (Sea of Tranquillity XI vs Rest of the Universe, scoring 222 runs, not out, and taking 5-35). He also held the world record for most virgins deflowered, damsels saved, and dragons slain.
Osmondville honoured its most famous son by naming this police station after him, memorialising the occasion when he single-handedly paddled a Li-Lo to the Antarctic, living off nothing but doughnuts (grilled, naturally) in order to raise funds for this much-needed third police department.
Fosdyke-Fosdyke was killed on active duty in Matabeleland, where he choked on his Trail Mix while saving the entire Queen's Groveshire Rifles Regiment from annihilation by a stray Zulu impi.
Barricade Policy
This building should be barricaded at Very Strongly Barricaded per the Osmondville Barricade Plan
Current Status
February 16, 2012
OUTSIDE You are standing outside Grylls Crescent Police Dept, a small white-stone building, covered with graffiti. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.
Thick snow covers the ground, with footprints leaving to the west. A collapsed snowbank shows where someone has fallen from the building.
There is a dead body here.
INSIDE
You are inside Grylls Crescent Police Dept. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. A thin layer of dust covers the debris. The floor is flecked with dried blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open.
--Zex Suik 01:07, 16 February 2012 (UTC)
March 31 2020
OUTSIDE You are standing outside Grylls Crescent Police Dept, a small white-stone building, covered with graffiti. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.
Somebody has spraypainted Clu*%@* #@ *%at@ ze@g* insid% onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.
INSIDE
[UNKNOWN]
Malton Department of Emergency Management Information
Osmondville is in District One of the Southeast Division of the Department of Emergency Management.
