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|style="background:#1A1110" align="center"| <big<font color=FFD775>'''BURCHELL ARMS SOSHULL MEEJAH EXPLOSION'''</font></big> | |||
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|<br><big><font color="Black">THE BUTCHELL HAM regulators today joined the world of social media. | |||
If you wish to contact them. Basically if no-one else can help. And if you can afford it. Maybe you can twat us. Or facebook us. | |||
Tweet & Follow<b> [https://twitter.com/BurchellBarkeep <font color="Black">@BurchellBarkeep</font>]</b> Or like our <b>[http://on.fb.me/10VxkKF <font color="Black">Facebook Page</font>] | |||
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|<br><big><font color="Black">DANGER LIGHTFOOT today spoke out against the griefers who keep stealing his range of lovely frilly ladies underwear. | |style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|<br><big><font color="Black">DANGER LIGHTFOOT today spoke out against the griefers who keep stealing his range of lovely frilly ladies underwear. | ||
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Lycheefoot, 62, went on record as saying he was furious that his knickers kept being pinched and that he would 'fist' the next 'shithouse' who 'laid' hands on his 'pants'. | Lycheefoot, 62, went on record as saying he was furious that his knickers kept being pinched and that he would 'fist' the next 'shithouse' who 'laid' hands on his 'pants'. | ||
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|<br><big><font color="Black">Syzpid O'Callaham today was decalled lost at sea after hitting rocks off the coast of Filey. The SS Syzpid went down with all hands. There were two of them. It is not known if any hands were saved. The Syzpid was carrying ammunition and paracetamol. | |style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|<br><big><font color="Black">Syzpid O'Callaham today was decalled lost at sea after hitting rocks off the coast of Filey. The SS Syzpid went down with all hands. There were two of them. It is not known if any hands were saved. The Syzpid was carrying ammunition and paracetamol. | ||
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It is thought the rocks were not feeling too good. Syzpid had been performing in the BAR's own travelling <s>bukkake</s> <s>circus</s> drunk tank, trying to tag and graffito the BAR's message across the whole of Malton, like some demented Banksy.</font> | It is thought the rocks were not feeling too good. Syzpid had been performing in the BAR's own travelling <s>bukkake</s> <s>circus</s> drunk tank, trying to tag and graffito the BAR's message across the whole of Malton, like some demented Banksy.</font> | ||
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<center><big>[[BARchive|<font color="#A52A2A">'''See old news in our BAR-chive'''</font>]] | <center><big>[[The_Burchell_Arms_Regulars/BARchive|<font color="#A52A2A">'''See old news in our BAR-chive'''</font>]] | ||
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