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Deadbeats. They take on all sorts of shapes and sizes. Much like poo. You get the runny ones that smear all the way down, and you get the big ones that it's difficult to pass, and the ones which if you take your eyes off them, they disappear like a ginger in a rusty garage.
<b>Deadbeats. They take on all sorts of shapes and sizes. Much like poo. You get the runny ones that smear all the way down, and you get the big ones that it's difficult to pass, and the ones which if you take your eyes off them, they disappear like a ginger in a rusty garage.


And we've found much the same. We have a massive list of 'asshats' who've pissed on our chips at one point or another, and, as a result we've taken it upon ourselves to give them a solid fisting every time we can be arsed. Now, you can rest assured that, even with the most dedicated griefer who holds up their Rogues Gallery Platinum Membership card we try and deal with them as fairly as possible. In the main, it's our Knight Watchmen who're the ones entrusted in battering these pillocks into submission as often as possible, allowing our regulars the opportunity to finish their chosen beverages in peace.
And we've found much the same. We have a massive list of 'asshats' who've pissed on our chips at one point or another, and, as a result we've taken it upon ourselves to give them a solid fisting every time we can be arsed. Now, you can rest assured that, even with the most dedicated griefer who holds up their Rogues Gallery Platinum Membership card we try and deal with them as fairly as possible. In the main, it's our Knight Watchmen who're the ones entrusted in battering these pillocks into submission as often as possible, allowing our regulars the opportunity to finish their chosen beverages in peace.


But that's not to say there aren't risks out there. There are. There's a group of people who want nothing less than to spill your pints, eat your last Monster Munch and park their sweaty backsides on your favourite stool. And as such, the Burchell Arms Regulars provide fr. yr. delectation our abridged version of our deadbeat list, so you can be kept aware of the biggest <s>threats </s> arseholes likely to be out and about in Rolt Heights, Pescodside and the general North East of Malton.
But that's not to say there aren't risks out there. There are. There's a group of people who want nothing less than to spill your pints, eat your last Monster Munch and park their sweaty backsides on your favourite stool. And as such, the Burchell Arms Regulars provide fr. yr. delectation our abridged version of our deadbeat list, so you can be kept aware of the biggest <s>threats </s> arseholes likely to be out and about in Rolt Heights, Pescodside and the general North East of Malton.
Finally, in the interests of clarity, and if you're thinking about being a criminal in the North East of Malton; think twice. If you get on our Deadbeat List, we will continue to pagger you until you either leave the North East, or you man-up and apologise in which case we'll all have a chat, a game of cribbage and a nice round of sherries on us. Cheers!
STOP PRESS
If you see a FOP wandering around, oh BAR chums, just ignore them, with any luck they'll bog off back to their garden and stop irritating us. Cheers. </b>
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|style="background:#1A1110" align="center"| <font color=FFD775>'''Crime'''</font>
|style="background:#1A1110" align="center"| <font color=FFD775>'''Crime'''</font>
|class="unsortable" style="background:#1A1110" align="center"| <font color=FFD775>'''Last Known Whereabouts'''</font>
|class="unsortable" style="background:#1A1110" align="center"| <font color=FFD775>'''Last Known Whereabouts'''</font>
|class="unsortable" style="background:#1A1110" align="center"| <font color=FFD775>'''Points for a "Fisting"'''</font>
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1182051 Ben Harding]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1182051 Ben Harding]
[[Image:New1.jpg|center|75px]]
[[Image:New1.jpg|center|75px]]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights  
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|5 (It's a doozy!)
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=455546 I Live I Hunger]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1998360 Peter Braunstein]
[[Image:I_Live_I_Hunger.jpg|center|75px]]
[[Image:I_Live_I_Hunger.jpg|center|75px]]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Text Rape
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|If there's one thing we cannot abide it's Catch Some Z's. If there's one thing we cannot stand MORE is TEXT RAPE. Which is what this soggy bag of puke is guilty of.
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|F1ReFly
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2042559 Fistbump Jackson]
[[Image:Firefly1.jpg|center|75px]]
[[Image:Firefly1.jpg|center|75px]]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Text Rapists
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Paynterton
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|7 points we like to call him PissFlump Spangson or Bitchlump Wankton or Fisted Hamster or other HILARIOUS things. It gives us a fillip when we see him out and about and would otherwise implode with the sheer boredom generated by this gobshite.
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=662977 He's Dead Jim]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=662977 He's Dead Jim]
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Griefing Butthole
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Griefing Butthole
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Hanging around petting zoos. Or Rolt Heights.
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Hanging around petting zoos. Or Rolt Heights.
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|8 - He's boring and predictable, but that's not to say kicking his ass isn't fun.
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1966685 Josh CIark ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1966685 Josh CIark ]
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Text Rapists
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Text Rapists
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|10 - You kick this massive shit's arse, and you'll go to heaven, my son/ daughter. Please note the capital 'I' in this nutsack's name, this marks him out against the original Josh Clark who's a fabby stand-up guy. Hopefully this sets the record straight. Capital I CIark = asshole, lower-case l Clark = stand up guy. Whup that asshole my pretties!
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=709580 Everyone In Here ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=709580 Everyone In Here ]
[[Image:Everyone In Here.jpg|center|100px]]
[[Image:Everyone In Here.jpg|center|100px]]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Meat Puppet and Griefer... You watch out, Linda Watkins won't do ANYTHING whilst alive.  
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Meat Puppet and Griefer... You watch out, we've a funny feeling there's collusion between EiH and CSZs...  
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Linda Watkins' fanny pack
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Linda Watkins' fanny pack
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|6 - it'd be lovely to imagine you didn't have to wallop this knobhead, but life is cruel, my love.
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=800212 bluewaterdragon ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=800212 bluewaterdragon ]
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Big pansy. Gardener
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Big pansy. Gardener
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|2 - only if you're desperate - is he one of these FOPs I see wandering around? If so, ignore, he's pointless.
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=955747 Bootsy Funk ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1600878 Kannibal Klown ]
[[Image:Bootsy.jpg|center|75px]]
[[Image:Bootsy.jpg|center|75px]]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|8 - He's NEW on the Top 20! Dull, but new.
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=172734 Brother McBeaner ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=172734 Brother McBeaner ]
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|4 - kicking this arsehole's arse is like a rite of passage for, like, anyone with good sense
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1855712 Catch Some Zs]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1855712 Catch Some Zs]
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|EiH's RG-quoting bumchum
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|EiH's RG-quoting bumchum
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|5 - he's boring, but... Well, we all have to do the 'admin' don't we?
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1271909 Whitlock Wizard ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1271909 Whitlock Wizard ]
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Griefer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Griefer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Who cares, probably Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Who cares, probably Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|4 - a confirmed griefer, so fair game. Feel free to panel-beat him into submission.
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=971857 Lord Thanos ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=834370 MTDARchAngel ]
[[Image:Lord Thanos.jpg|center|75px]]
[[Image:Lord Thanos.jpg|center|75px]]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer, Griefer and Liar
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|10 - this twat is wearing Burchell Arms Regular's tags - he ain't one of us. Kick his pansy ass.
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=459095 Veronika Desnik ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=341550 RainingFire]
[[Image:Veronika.jpg|center|75px]]
[[Image:275-Slick92.jpg|center|75px]]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|GKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer & Zerger
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|2 - If you happen upon this one who thinks he looks good, put him right, eh?
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=441189 Battlemaster ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=441189 Battlemaster ]
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Text Rape
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Text Rape
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|3 - Battlemaster? Fat on Pasta more like. Hit it, and try not to feel bad.
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1250252 Lady Clitoria ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=937208 stevejobsfan ]
[[Image:LadyC.jpg|center|75px]]
[[Image:Stevejobsfan.jpg|center|75px]]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Griefer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Griefer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|10 points for a win, because he's <i> fresh </i> like he's got <i> dice </i> in his mirror.
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=72480 ToddAtkins ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=72480 ToddAtkins ]
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Text Rape
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Text Rape
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|10 - Text rape is a crime. People on Facebook get prison time for less. Think about that you creepy virgin.
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1075665 Chaos Enforcer ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=822459 Raining Fire ]
[[Image:Chaos Enforcer.jpg|center|75px]]
[[Image:Chaos Enforcer.jpg|center|75px]]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer & Zerger
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|He took advantage of our hospitality, now we're going to give him some horse-brutality.
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1040320 Cosmoodd ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1040320 Cosmoodd ]
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|3 points and that's it. That's all they're worth.
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2012089 Leoluca Bagarella ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=215415 Slar ]
[[Image:Leoluca.jpg|center|75px]]
[[Image:Leoluca.jpg|center|75px]]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|He's fat! He's bald! He's never kissed a woman*! We know him as 'Cole' Slar; mainly down to the doohickey version of facial herpes he sports so fashionably. Do him, my pretties! *NB, in order to satisfy a particularly hawkish group of solicitors acting on behalf of Mr Slar I need to point out that he has never actually kissed a <i> real </i> woman. The distinction is important in terms of law.
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|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1585415 Leon Knight ]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2072251 Opey Taylor ]
[[Image:Leon Knight.jpg|center|75px]]
[[Image:Leon Knight.jpg|center|75px]]
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|PKer
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|Schreiber Drive PD, Rolt Heights
|style="background:#FFD775" valign="top"|This wet otter is known universally as 'Opeless' Taylor for good reason. He comes round our patch gloating no-one ever adds him to the RG. It's 'cos the RG's shit, mate. You're on our deadbeat list, will that do yer?
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Latest revision as of 01:57, 24 September 2014


The Burchell Arms Regulars

The Snug - Crumpled Up Newspaper - Staff Cleaning Rota - Broken bottles, Painkillers & the Jukey - Syzpid's Hobby Cupboard
- No! No! The beer barrels go in the cellar! - Cabbie Sam's Dartboard (AKA The Deadbeat List) - The Burchell Arms Employee Of The Month! -
Jesus Sante's Patented Drinks & Cocktail Menu


WANTED - The Top 20 Deadbeat List


Deadbeats. They take on all sorts of shapes and sizes. Much like poo. You get the runny ones that smear all the way down, and you get the big ones that it's difficult to pass, and the ones which if you take your eyes off them, they disappear like a ginger in a rusty garage.

And we've found much the same. We have a massive list of 'asshats' who've pissed on our chips at one point or another, and, as a result we've taken it upon ourselves to give them a solid fisting every time we can be arsed. Now, you can rest assured that, even with the most dedicated griefer who holds up their Rogues Gallery Platinum Membership card we try and deal with them as fairly as possible. In the main, it's our Knight Watchmen who're the ones entrusted in battering these pillocks into submission as often as possible, allowing our regulars the opportunity to finish their chosen beverages in peace.

But that's not to say there aren't risks out there. There are. There's a group of people who want nothing less than to spill your pints, eat your last Monster Munch and park their sweaty backsides on your favourite stool. And as such, the Burchell Arms Regulars provide fr. yr. delectation our abridged version of our deadbeat list, so you can be kept aware of the biggest threats arseholes likely to be out and about in Rolt Heights, Pescodside and the general North East of Malton.

Finally, in the interests of clarity, and if you're thinking about being a criminal in the North East of Malton; think twice. If you get on our Deadbeat List, we will continue to pagger you until you either leave the North East, or you man-up and apologise in which case we'll all have a chat, a game of cribbage and a nice round of sherries on us. Cheers!

STOP PRESS

If you see a FOP wandering around, oh BAR chums, just ignore them, with any luck they'll bog off back to their garden and stop irritating us. Cheers.

Cabbie Sam's Dartboard

Asshat Name Crime Last Known Whereabouts Points for a "Fisting"
Ben Harding
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PKer Rolt Heights 5 (It's a doozy!)
Peter Braunstein
I Live I Hunger.jpg
Text Rape Rolt Heights If there's one thing we cannot abide it's Catch Some Z's. If there's one thing we cannot stand MORE is TEXT RAPE. Which is what this soggy bag of puke is guilty of.
Fistbump Jackson
Firefly1.jpg
PKer Paynterton 7 points we like to call him PissFlump Spangson or Bitchlump Wankton or Fisted Hamster or other HILARIOUS things. It gives us a fillip when we see him out and about and would otherwise implode with the sheer boredom generated by this gobshite.
He's Dead Jim
HDJ.jpg
Griefing Butthole Hanging around petting zoos. Or Rolt Heights. 8 - He's boring and predictable, but that's not to say kicking his ass isn't fun.
Josh CIark
JoshClark.jpg
Text Rapists Rolt Heights 10 - You kick this massive shit's arse, and you'll go to heaven, my son/ daughter. Please note the capital 'I' in this nutsack's name, this marks him out against the original Josh Clark who's a fabby stand-up guy. Hopefully this sets the record straight. Capital I CIark = asshole, lower-case l Clark = stand up guy. Whup that asshole my pretties!
Everyone In Here
Everyone In Here.jpg
Meat Puppet and Griefer... You watch out, we've a funny feeling there's collusion between EiH and CSZs... Linda Watkins' fanny pack 6 - it'd be lovely to imagine you didn't have to wallop this knobhead, but life is cruel, my love.
bluewaterdragon
Bluewaterdragon.jpg
Big pansy. Gardener Rolt Heights 2 - only if you're desperate - is he one of these FOPs I see wandering around? If so, ignore, he's pointless.
Kannibal Klown
Bootsy.jpg
PKer Rolt Heights 8 - He's NEW on the Top 20! Dull, but new.
Brother McBeaner
Brother M.jpg
PKer Rolt Heights 4 - kicking this arsehole's arse is like a rite of passage for, like, anyone with good sense
Catch Some Zs
Catch Some Zs.jpg
EiH's RG-quoting bumchum Rolt Heights 5 - he's boring, but... Well, we all have to do the 'admin' don't we?
Whitlock Wizard
WW.jpg
Griefer Who cares, probably Rolt Heights 4 - a confirmed griefer, so fair game. Feel free to panel-beat him into submission.
MTDARchAngel
Lord Thanos.jpg
PKer, Griefer and Liar Rolt Heights 10 - this twat is wearing Burchell Arms Regular's tags - he ain't one of us. Kick his pansy ass.
RainingFire
275-Slick92.jpg
PKer & Zerger Rolt Heights 2 - If you happen upon this one who thinks he looks good, put him right, eh?
Battlemaster
Battlemaster.jpg
Text Rape Rolt Heights 3 - Battlemaster? Fat on Pasta more like. Hit it, and try not to feel bad.
stevejobsfan
Stevejobsfan.jpg
Griefer Rolt Heights 10 points for a win, because he's fresh like he's got dice in his mirror.
ToddAtkins
ToddAtkins.jpg
Text Rape Rolt Heights 10 - Text rape is a crime. People on Facebook get prison time for less. Think about that you creepy virgin.
Raining Fire
Chaos Enforcer.jpg
PKer & Zerger Rolt Heights He took advantage of our hospitality, now we're going to give him some horse-brutality.
Cosmoodd
Whitlock Wizard.jpg
PKer Rolt Heights 3 points and that's it. That's all they're worth.
Slar
Leoluca.jpg
PKer Rolt Heights He's fat! He's bald! He's never kissed a woman*! We know him as 'Cole' Slar; mainly down to the doohickey version of facial herpes he sports so fashionably. Do him, my pretties! *NB, in order to satisfy a particularly hawkish group of solicitors acting on behalf of Mr Slar I need to point out that he has never actually kissed a real woman. The distinction is important in terms of law.
Opey Taylor
Leon Knight.jpg
PKer Schreiber Drive PD, Rolt Heights This wet otter is known universally as 'Opeless' Taylor for good reason. He comes round our patch gloating no-one ever adds him to the RG. It's 'cos the RG's shit, mate. You're on our deadbeat list, will that do yer?