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Current and Past Members

Click here to learn how to join the DHPD. If you're currently in the process of doing so, find where your name would belong alphabetically and add yourself, and a quote, to this list. If you are a JET (you know who you are), join DHAJET, too. Please remember to RIP DHPD members who have fallen in the line of duty.

• aceofdiamonds - "you may kill me but when i come back i'll shoot you in the a$$"
• Adam Weishaupt - "Ewige Blumenkraft!"
• AEK- Just A regular Joe, hunting down less fortunate people..
• Aetheria Visio- Uh hi
• Afiskater "mr zed, can I nollie varial you?"
• Aga Khan - "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
• Agent Sparticus - "Feed the Zeds prozac, that'll sort them"
• Agnet- "Doing my small part to set things right."
• Ahkuma - "None of us are getting out of this alive..."
• Akks - "You guys look like you could use some help... do you have any scotch?"
• Aiko Shimizu - I'm gonna kill you! Mmkay? ^.^ Teehee!
• Al Bebak - "Burn all the bodies, that'll stop 'em!"
• Alan Shieh - "Is that a pistol clip!? Give it to me now!" Currently hunting Maxwell Hammer
• Albino Sue - "I don't have a degree or anything, but I've sure treated a lot of wounds. Let me see that."
• Alexander Bouchet "Let's take 'em down!"
• Alfonso Noche - "viva el gun club"
• AlphaNine "They taught us how to keep coming back for more"
• Amelia Pierce - "DHPD = Big Damn Heroes"
• Ali2234 - "Sorry Zeds, my trigger finger slipped."
• amongus - I'm not in rigour mortis! Where's the donuts? And while your at it what about shotguns? *Retired*
• an adorable kitten - "fear my tiny claws"
• Anastacia - "I represent the interests of NecroTech. Please report all zombie findings to our nearest center."
• AnAxeToGrind - "My Axe is as sharp as my wit."
• Anna Comnena - "It's just a flesh wound..."
• Anni42 - "Aw, shit. I just died again."
• ArmN'Geddon - "Newest scientest eh? Oh right, that's me, the guy who looks like Bill Nye. Now stand still and let me heal you."
• ArturFel - "Ready to kill sir!"
• Arwald - "Give me the tools, I'll finish the job."
• ASharpFork - "Cowardice is the better part of discretion"
• Astaldo - "The only good Zed, is a dead Zed! Nil Illegitimo Carborundum, Semper in excreta sumus solum profundum variat"
• Axelius - "If you just could stay deas you would save us both a LOT of effort."
• Atani - Combat Medic "Make me die, theres nothing else you can make me do!"
• Ayane 001 - "Oh GOD, WHAT IS THAT RANCID SMELL, OH...oops!"
• Bad ass mom - "Cruisin' to give a bruisin'"
• Bagsotricks - Rip and Tear, the only thing a Zombie bitch is good for is a free lay!
• barron c - " And they used to tell me death made people peaceful"
• Beef Riprock - "I will eat your unhappiness!!"
• Beever - In tight spots use sharp objects.
• Ben Charron - Stop, Drop, and Roll does not work for zombies!
• Beny1991 - Sup. Ready for action.
• Betard - Los Bastardo (catch and release me.... what the hell were they thinking of?)
• Bigboss9631 - "Nothing like a 50/50 chance to whack off a fifth of your health!"
• Bill Turner - Helping to revive the fallen
• Bizzaro Penguin - "I'm regular Stormy!" RIP
• BillyBobFrankJoeJr.-"If you were turned into a zombie, you must be a retard!"
• Bloodfromhead - "My head is bleeding." RIP: Trying to reach DH, Bloodfromhead was overcome by exhaustion and then the zombie horde. His valor shall not be forgotten.
• Bob Dill “Missing A Quote”
• BobMavro - "orz" RIP: Died defending Cotty PD, need revival
• Bobsquatch - "Did somebody say "face off?""
• Bob Bobburger - "Of course. I'm the red shirt guy in an episode of Star Trek arn't I?"
• Boiler Up - "I live live by a code, unfortunately no one else has seen the code key."
• Bornkosaurus - "Bronk..."
• Bosquez - "Life is like a box of chocolate, you eat a piece and you get ripped to shreds by Zombies."
• Brak IV - “Me And Monito watch out for Brainrotters”
• Bree Risca - "Wipe that damn grin off your face gutter-boy, it aint gettin' ya nowhere"
• Bridawg - "I'm the man."
• Brother Vellick - "We must purge the unclean ones."
• Bub Sherman - "You saved my life, and I want to return the favour"
• C Monster - "F-ing Zed Shit! IT'S TIME TO DIE!!!"
• cadet Wilson- "tracers work both ways :)"
• CaptainFragger- "Wipe that gore off your face"
• Carfan7 - "I got my wine...still need bullets!" Honourary member since November 25, 2005. CP
• Carmina Bureana Your Quote Here:
• Cerrus - Former F.R.E.E.Z.E.
• Charles Ray - "Genius loves company."
• CharlosFoga - "Donuts from McZed's anyone?"
• Chase Edmunds - "I make stuff dead, and keep it that way".
• Cheek - "Dr Cheek, PhD"
• CheshirePuss - "[His] grin gradually faded, until there was nothing left but the cat. This was nearly as spooky as the opposite way round."
• Chick Counterfly - "Bringing good medicine to bad places since before the outbreak."
• Chief Wiggums - "Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 91...2."
• Cholera Party - "Oh I'm sorry, did i give you a nasty booboo with my axe?!?"
• Chunder Pants - Wading through the muck for justice!
• Cisisero - Ready to lock and load....
• Clerkboy - Don't come too close! I have thumbtacks!
• CloudStrife394 - *Lady looks at his resume* "Your saying you worked with zombies before?" *I look at her and say* "Let's just say Leon exagerated a bit...twice."
• Coalface - Was an army private when he first arrived, then trapped in the city with his unit. Former Splatter - like a bouncer only he throws harder. Tends to be quiet.
• Cojak - "Just a cop doing his job in very unusual circumstances."
• Cole Westfall - "More fun than hanging around at home..."
• Conndraka - Chase "I was on Vacation when all this crap went down.I'm comming home....with ammo."
• Copi - "Chop, chop, chop..."
• Corporal T Wells - " Thats right we got a 411 in progress, repeat we need pretzels and beer"
• Cotty Street Monito - “Mrrh?”
• Cpt Butch Flowers - “I'm gonna need a bigger gun...”
• Dr. Deleto - "Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
• DaButcher - "Zeds, prepare to be butchered."
• Daison - "lolbifrons" RIP: Died defending Cotty Police Department, waiting for revive
• Dan McCue - "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings."
• Dark Banker3-"These zombies guts are on my new shirt...Darn"
• DarleyCop - saving the planet from 1932
• Darth Sensitive - "Even though I may not be related to you in any way. I just want you to know that I'm always here if you want to talk." CP
• Dave Chadwick - "Say Hello To My Boomstick"
• Dave Rorschach - "But you can just call me Shack."
• David Dotz - "I want a clean sweep, two clear right, two clear left, ready, go go go!"
• David Stewart - I'm Picking out a thermos for you!
• DeadCattle - "I once was a zombie. I will die defending D.H. Police Department. When that happens, run."
• Declan Drake - "Be prepared."
• Deax - "killing them with science."
• Derek Hydrick - "Yeah, I'm the new guy. So what? I can fight as good as the next person."
• Desk Sgt Cotty - "Four Score and seven years ago our forfathers opened up one hell of a can of whupass"
• Desk Sgt Broadbelt - "We Come in peace... Shoot to Kill"
• Desk Sgt Yea - "Come by and see me sometime"
• DHPD - "I am the physical Manifestation of the DHPD. Actually I am more like a talking cardboard cut-out. Please dont pee on me."
• DHPD Scalphunter - "Some Guys like T&A... Me, I Like Ears"
• DHRR10- Yeah, I'm the leader (and only member!) of Rigor Mortis. So who could I even report to if I was a spy? Linkin Park Rocks! (To Amongus: Oi.)
• Dimitri Marx - "I'm here to protect and to serve no more no less...and im not a bad shot for any who think i look tasty"
• DietrichVonHonfels - "Da, I'm Russian." RIP:
• Digga Slidwell - "I'm too old for ."
• Dirol - "Depair not! I shall inspire by charging blindly on!" CP
• DJ Frank - "Every PD needs a DJ."
• Doc Dolittle - "Here to help all the small ones"
• Doc Foster - "Just an Old county Doctor...."
• Doctor Hale Jackson - "I've... I've seen what happens when despair overcomes people. Maybe I can help?"
• Doctor J Stark - "Uhh, I'll do my best to help out. At least with revives when it all goes pear-shaped!"
• Doctor R - "You know what? Bite me. No, not really!"
• Dominic Feldspar Rock-Hard and ready to go...
• Dona - "Why do I always feel so sleepy?" *thunk* CP RIP
• Dont Eat My Brain - "I'm gonna pipe you to next Tuesday! ...unless Wednesday would be better for you."
• Dontfearthereaper - "We need more Cowbell! To Caiger Mall!"
• Douglinius - Living for the power--love me some gennys
• DonutEater - "Kill Zombies, Get Donuts"
• Double Trouble - "You can call me Dubs."
• Dr Antman - "Shotgun, two uses, 1.killing zeds 2.opening a can of well deserved beer"
• Dr. Acula MD - “I'm not a Doctor, but I play one in teh Lab”
• Dr Snow- "To Teach the Zeds that there not winning"
• Dr Country - "To Show the Zeds who the real Winners are"
• Dr. Weitling - "Insert syringe with propper dosage into lower cerebral spine and let it work wonders... Good he's done - NEXT!"
• DrainBamage - "hmmmmm, i love to stick things in your neck."
• Drbutler116 - "You want some? COME GET SOME!"
• Earc Kerr - No quote, he just stares at you as he cleans his weapons and sharpens his axe...
• EDogg - EDogg: "Get me out of Quarlesbank and I'm yours."
• Eddro - "is this where i apply."
• Elmore Nkele - "Firefighter and Axe Handler. Time to chop some zeds..."
• EMT4LIFE - "Someone wanna help me carry all these med packs?"
• Eri Eligar - "What if it was one man with six guns?" (Boondock Saints)
• Elusive666 "Let's do this!"
• Eric Hudson "You won the last round zombie.....but im back for round two."
• Erucolindo - "Mm, zombie bacon!"
• Escaped Penguin- "Ark!" -- He just wandered in and the DHPD took a liking to him. Now he's ours.
• Exanthem - "Well this should prove to be entertaining..."
• Expalphalog - This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it'll hurt me.
• Ezekiel UK - "Woooo! Stinkys!
• F14p J4ck - "You ever had that dream where you wake up dead outside the building you fell asleep in?" CP
• Faber Montag - "When you have an area under control, don't forget to tell the zombies." CP, died while foolishly defending Newbury Library, revived, currently on a trip back from Roftwood.
• Fah Koph - "Have a Pheasant Plucking day"
• Father Bobby - "Feeding drag is aptly named . . . it's a real drag."
• Father Liam - "I'm a priest with a shotgun, what seems to be the difficulty?"
• Faze - "I think, therefore I ARGHHH!"
• Feoffment - "And Lo...The zombie was stayed by the force of man"
• Firebirdmistress - "Awww, man...... I stepped in zombie goo again!!!!!"
• Firemanfishy - “Missing A Quote”
• FiyahBug - "Heh heh FIRE!!!"
• FmrPFCBob - "They were right, the Marines did prepare me for anything"
• Fr4nk Castle - "He who does not punish evil commands it to be done."
• Francis Farmer - "*Sniff* *Sniff* Anyone else smell that?."
• Frank Remmington - "There ain't no party like an S Club party. I choose to see this as a good thing."
• Fragileboy - (Cough-Cough) Momma?
• Freestyle1234- "Hey watch this!"
• Frosty Fire - Im fireman with A GUN stay away zeds
• Fumbduck - which end do the bullets come out of? Bang! ouch! well, i guess that answers that!"
• Furillo - Called in for help from the Unnamed City.
• Galanoth - "I'm no cop, but give me ammo and i'll gladly kill anything that moves."
• Gandalfe - "Making Dunell Hills safer for your children. Unless your children are zombies, in which case, screw 'em." CP
• Gary Gaetti - "I had 96rbi in 1995!"
• Ged Shark - "I think the blue uniform makes me look saner. Don't you, Muhahahahha"
• Gerald Terrant - "Kill me once shame on you. kill me twice shame on me... or Trying not to die, one death at a time"
• Ghost Phoenix - "Eveybody's got to die sometime"
• Gillian - "Do you have any tango?"
• GeniusFreak - "Save a tree, kill a beaver-er no, not a beaver, kill a Zed."
• Gold Star - "Just another Special Police lieutenant in it for the liqour, not the love"
• Gooch the 42 - "I am not a Zombie! I just look like one, so put down the gun!"
• Gordon Prentice - "Straight out of Racoon County and into this? Good grief!"
• gotikplage - "En route to Dunell Hills. Ready to serve zombie head on a wooden platter. Get it while its hot for free at www.pigs-r-i.com!"
• Grant Page - Mmm...shotguns...
• Gregor Ibram- "What happens when you hit a zombie with a fire axe? Same thing that happens to everything else."
• Griffin Johnston-"can't find my way..."
• Guard 170-"You gotta bit of red on ya"
• Gus Cole-"Ruh Roh, Rombies!"
• Hangwire-"ready to do my service"
• Handler Six-"Here to kill some zeds"
• Harry Likos "What better way to spite the zeds than to heal their prey?"
• HerbSendek-"Dedicated to keeping WBecktown Zombie Free! "
• Highpants-"Coming all the way from Gulsonside, and just one rookie ready to set zombies on fire, SIR!"
• Harriet Jones "Harriet Jones,I am A cop that isnt!"
• Hildegarde - "The one with the 'E'. Got syringes, will trade for Guinness."
• HildegardVonDeuters - "Da, I'm a woman."
• Hindemith - “Missing A Quote”
• Ho Jet - “Missing A Quote”
• Hobo Mac - "Be at peace, my child, whilst I remove thy head..."
• Hockeyruler - "Trys to think of some witty comment, comes up blank. Oh well, I'll join!"
• HolySantos - "*sniffs* Do I smell bacon?? oh i definately smell bacon!! oh wait, thats me... stupid mirror"
• id10t1c - "Hey Zed, your shoe's untied" (Zed looks down) *THWACK* Axe to the head "Haha, you looked!"
• imonfire - "I got an axe to grind"
• Irina Zogolya - "привет . I am Army Person Medic. I will help but please do not talk me."
• Iron Man23 Ready to roll in Peddlesden Village...
• Jack of Tears "Ladies and gentleman, I hold in my hand the weapon that will save us all, behold the shotgun that killed Kurt Cobain."
• Jay Hyena "Dead and not loving it"
• Jaerbs - "Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up"
• James Threed - "..."
• Jackboot Pete "I am Godzilla, you are Tokoyo"
• Janet Linematon "Reporting for duty!"
• Jarlian "MPD Inspector seeking allies."
• JasonKFalls "Will somebody please revive me???"
• Jay Mick Murphy - "DON'T SHOOT! I'M HUMAN!"
• Jeff oneil - "we are not using the zed word- living impaired" CP
• Jered Cain - "This plague's got me way too keyed up. Can't sleep. Help?"
• Jermu - "Give me a donut"
• Jesse18- "I came, I saw, and I killed a zombie."
• Jim Extreme - "Extremier Than Thou. What? Of course it's a word!"
• Jim Hawkins - "And when he gets to heaven, St. Peter he will tell. One more soldier reporting sir, I've served my time in Hell-Plato."
• Jobbee - "Locked, Cocked and Ready to Rock...take that however you like :P"
• Joe What - "Alright, I've decided to wear the badge, now can we start kicking some ass?"
• Johnathan Carter - "If Hell's already full, putting down the Z's destroying my town just might get me on the waiting list for the Other Place"
• John Garai - "Winter is coming."
• Jonathan logan yea i wanna join will do nething for the PD im a new player so im pretty lost but i wanna fight zeds and become well known for helping survivors... repaying the favour
• John McCoy - "Hope is the strongest weapon we have."
• John Nevins- "Maybe you should log out when your in a building idiot"

Jon Qing- Sha yi jing bai (One man's death to warn a hundred)

• Jon Sherridan - "Uh, could someone please open the door? Come on guys, joke's ov-AAAAGGGGHHH MY NECK!"
• Joseph Gardner - "lets paint this town with a kinda stale greeny/reddy colour.....click,click,BOOM!!!
• Joseph Triller - "Been pasting zombie brains to the walls since 1969!"
• Joshua Anatoli - "Im gonna live through this damn mess"
• Joshua Gray - "They didn't cover zombie outbreaks in basic training."
• Jtrain - "If its Zed, its Dead."
• John Jones user:jpj2- "If its scary, you can't explain it, or its trying to kill you... KILL IT!! Thats the Zed theory to things."
• Kabrax2 - "two the the chest and one to the head to put the lights out"
• Kami1052 - Still clearing his throat.
• KarmaCappa - "Being dead is easy. Staying alive is slightly more challenging."
• Kart - "G.I. Jane has arrived!" CP
• Kent Baker -
• Kerry Brown - "Take this .44 Lead injection, Zombie SCUM!"
• Kevin Brown - "Hi"
• Kideragon - "Skateboards and Zed Heads don't mix."
• KillerKid898-"I like turtles"
• Killman McChoppy - "I'm not a butcher, but I learn fast. Really fast."
• Kirk Howell - "Hey Look at me, I'm Cool... Ok you can stop now... OH S**T ZOMBIE!"
• Kodey - "If i run out of ammo shooting you ill start byting you!"
• Komaln - "Where's that moaning comming from again..?"
• Kosaka - "Here's where I usually make a joke...but it's no laughing matter, people are out there dying...and I'm here to stop that."
• Kyrre - "The only good zombie is a dead zombie. Except, you know, they're all already dead. Dammit, you know what I mean."
• Last soulreaper - "bored"
• LeChuckBR - "Need help?"
• Leit - "Right, I'm back! What'd I miss? And why is everyone in Cotty glaring at me?"
• Lekuri - "Medici graviores morbos asperis remediis curant."
• Leon Scott K - "DEATH TO ZEDS"
• Leon F Kennedy Jr - "Its a family thing"
• Leon McCross - "Gah! Stupid safety!"
• Liamz - "Short Sighted and Trigger Happy!"
• liamreil2 - "headshots and hand grenades"
• LifeExtractor - "No, I am not a stripper!!! The uniform is just too small."
• Little Pita -Lovely lady scientist!Sex yes Please!
• lobachevski - "Ready, Aim, FIRE!... NO NOT AT ME"
• Londonbrig0 - wow, I suck at this
• Lothar Zogg - "It's NOT a tumor!"
• Lorian-Um' Yea
• Lucian brown - "Are you a zombie or just really friendly?" CP
• Lunehhy - "Turn your head and Cough."
• M190 - "I joined DHPD and all I got was this lousy...Wtf?Dude,where's my donut?"
• M4K0 - "Zombies walking the streets of DH? Not while I'm on Duty!"
• Mac Entosh - "The only good zed is a dead...err...undead...re-dead?...err...ah, hell. Just shoot the zeds, ok?"
• MadSquirl - "Have you seen my nuts? Some Zombie stole them and I want them back!!"
• Magatsu Taito - Just a japanese dude who found himself in the wrong town, at the wrong time. Want to help people with he's trusty sword, but unfortunly he's lost it...
• Major Frank Castle - “1 Red Mushroom- Fire for effect on my position...”
• Major Slacker - "Taking out the Zeds Airborne style! Well when I get around to it."
• Malachai Robson* - "Is there a doctor in the house?! Oh...wait...I'm a doctor..."
• Malachi V - "Ummm... whatever happened to my transfer to the Beverly Hills precinct?"
• Malefic - "Howdy." CP
• Man1cM0g - "Food goes in here. <-----"
• Manifestor - "This is my vacation."
• Manjiro - "I didn't speak English well, but I studied very hard." RIP: trying to reach DH, Manjiro was overcome by exhaustion and then the zombie horde. His valor, or lack there of, has already been forgotten. He didn't really stand a chance.
• Marcus Payne - "You can't be charged for mass murder when your victims are already dead."
• Mark Shiller - "Hold still, this'll hurt for a second; but, you'll be back with us in no time."
• Markus Servix - Ok. That's about it for now. We can rap this thing up very quickly, I think...indeed. And so much for all that. I have to go out in the yard to murder a skunk- and if I fail, he will murder me. Some things never change.
• Martonic17 - "My wife (musicsmurf) and I are doing everything we can to help."
• Marty Banks - [sips soda, loads gun...] "Okay I'm ready, Um, so you need some zeds killed right?"
• Marv - "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun"
• Maurice Jessup “Missing A Quote”
• MedicAIDS - "I see dead people. Uh, zombies. I see zombies."
• Megamaw "I loooove Eevees!" "I like cheese." "Say welcome to a scientist!
• Melvil Dui - "Fear my authority control!"
• Methnar Hammerhand - When will they give survivors "groinshot"?
• Midnight Snack - "You guys have any cheese-its? Nilla wafers? Snacky Cakes? Anything?"
• Mihaly Kovacs - "Megoljunk a hallottakot, bazd meg! Let's kill some zombies!" CP
• mik431- "i'm here to help and heal"
• mindule - "The Zeds are coming, the zeds are coming!"
• MisterBisco - "The f***ing cable is out again."
• moe10th - "erm... should we maybe do something about the zombie?"
• Monty123 - "Wait aren't those Necrotech people the cause of the large body count in my backyard?"
• Moon - "Putting the laughter back in slaughter, one zombie at a time."
• MooseyCakes Currently being escorted to DH from Lockettside
• Mordred Geralis - "Hairspray is wonderful, especially in conjunction with butane."
• Morganus Hyrar-"Bring on the Zombies!"- Currently in DH killing zeds one axe swing at a time.
• Mr Bland - "Axe swinging spraycan spraying wildman!!! WARAGGGHHH!!!"
• MtYermom - "Blue m&m, red m&m, they all come out the same in the end..."
• munkt0n - "I once destroyed a half mile stretch of the M3 with a single flick of my anus."
• Muzzi13 - "Lucky number 13!"
• Nelander - "The odds of saving the city is only one in a million .... its a well known fact, million to one shots show 9 out of 10 times"
• Nelika - "I have a syringe and I'm not afraid to use it"
• Nephilim Arvadite - "I think the zed likes you, hes trying to kiss you"
• Necrokupa - "I'm tired of all those "what does ""kupa"" means?" questions, so I'll answer it here. It means "sh!t", now move aways from that zombie and lemme do my job. Plx."
• Nibiletz- "Silence is golden, but screaming is fun!"
• Nicademis- "A freindly Necromancer here!"
• Nickcan - "Dunell Hills will be safe as long as I'm around"
• Nickeli - "In Soviet Russia zombies not problem, only in America! I love zis place!"
• NightBringer056 - "I'm right behind you."
• Nirovan - "Stop running! I just want to heal you!"
• norfolk n good"im running your bar at club meade keeeping it caded and secure for beer and bullets"
• Norin Coone - "Who needs to practice with this many zeds running around?"
• nub789 - "I hope to be the greatest zed killing machine someday."
• Nyrwind - "Quick, kill it before it does something cool!"
• Obi Jet - "I love the smell of Zombie in the morning."
• OfficerButler - "Ready to protect and serve whats left of the city!"
• Officer McGruff - "Help take a bite out of crime, before zombies take a bite out of you!"
• Officer Moony - "Has anyone seen my donuts? I left them right here on my desk.."
• Officer O'Delaw - "The name says it all, really."
• Officer Trebor " I get me some good stuff at the mall and i'm coming back to base, dead or alive!!!!"
• Officer Otep - "Insert witty quote here."

Officer Paris-I kick zed ass and human if i'm pissed off

• OldMan333-"Help im trapped in a police department in Lockettside. going to make my way up to Dunell Hills"
• omgwtfcake666 -"Ah Jesus, not again!"
• Oneguynamedjosh - "The rot in your brain only makes for easier passage for my axe"
• Onikage Wolf - "Cave lupum"
• Orransong - "I'm pretty awesome like that."
• PainInTheNec- "There must have been a mistake. This is an XP extractor, not a DNA extractor."
• Pangeon - "If you can read this, you're in range."
• Paperchase - "Where the hell's my M4A1!?"
• Paradox244 - "Let's kick some Zed!"
• pault-"even though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i will fear no evil"
• Peaches McCream -
• Peter McCue - "The more things change...the more they stay the same."
• Peter Steiner - "Got bitten only once, and that Z had to pay. Never died, though..."
• Phil Lesh - "What happened to Jerry?"
• Phil Zombie Hunter - "What do you know Deutschland?!"
• Philtonny - "I like to juggle! Can I have my gun now?"
• PieOfDoom - "Shooting things is fun!"
• Piotr Ramel Korys - "I came to save the penguin!
• Plash Ricrem- "They feel no fear, why should you?"
• Pluto Neptun- The only good zombie is one without a head
• Popa Roge Ready to stab ya...with a needle of course
• Porkypig - Let's bust some caps
• Princess_Frosty - "THERE'S ONE RIGHT BEHIND ME ISN'T THERE?"
• PrivateJones - "Sir, yes, sir!"
• Private Mahoney - "Let's kick some Zed!"
• Profesor Moriarty - "I'm not crying! It's just really dusty here!"
• Professor Hargrove Your Quote Here:
• Professor Redundant - "I've got it! But it'll only work in a vaccuum with spherical chickens..."
• Psychofishman - I've picked a hell of a time for a vacation to Dunell Hills
• Purple Cat - "Miaow"
• Puenny - "No Day But Today!"
• PvtSalt - "I never met a Zombie I didn't hate."
• Pvt Vukov - "If there's a 50/50 chance for something, theres a 80% chance it won't be what you like."
• Qlaras - "When using blunt objects, aim for the neck. You'll either lop off their head, crack their skull open, or take an arm off. I consider any of those a win."
• QuartermasterMule - "I gots generators, I gots fuel, I gots Rolexes."
• Quixote171 - "I've got your Snack Cakes Right Here."
• Rager - "Look to the right, in the flames of anger. There you will see... me."
• RavenTheDestroyer - "Distracting rotters by chewing on their fists. I need a new approach..."
• Ravs - "I'm a scout. With a dozen pistols just in case."
• Razi - "Hey, who drank my scotch?!"
• Reaper37 - "In the absence of Light, Darkness Prevails"
• Red 5 - Standing by...
• Regina George - "Boo, you whore!"
• Relixa - zombie(s)...= hamburgers.
• Rhodekyll15 - "Ready for action. Tag 'em and bag 'em. Out."
• Rick Command* "I came here to kill zombies and drink beer, and it looks like I'm almost out of beer"
• Ringseed - "Now supporting the DHPD name at the Caiger Mall, best wishes to all back home and hopefully Ill be back soon." CP
• Riotproof - “I'll keep watch during the graveyard shift. That's from sundown to sundown, right?”
• Rockphed - "Thats $25 for impersonating a living creature, $25 for destruction of police property, and your life for biting me in the bum!!!"
• rodimus147 - "Worst Zombie invasion ever!!!"
• Rotad- "All I want to do is to kill zombies"
• RudeBoyPete - "Ain't no party like a P-Funk party 'cuz a P-Funk party don't stop."
• Russkie - "There is no substitute for a bad mood."
• Ryeful - "Distracting zeds with badly aimed punches since 2006."
• Sammy Vimes - "A good cop like his namesake"
• Saneth*- " Fire! Burn them all for what they did!"
• Saleth - "Walk softly. And carry lots of guns."
• Savron - "Why do they call me the ghost? Because i can see you and you can't see me"
• Saxony - "Here I stand. I can do no other. So help me God."
• Sc4r3cr0w - "It is time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I am all out of gum."
• Scare Trolfey - "Medic!!!!" CP
• Scott Gardner "I love the smell of dead zombies in the morning, It smells like VICTORY!"
• Scott Gardner- "Kills Zombies, DEAD!"
• Scott McCampbell - "I swear, I did not kick that child in the mouth!"
• Scrollhaven - "I like to chew bullets." CP
• Sergeant Fox - "Divided we fall."
• Sgt Chris McDonald - "How do you unlock the safty on this damn gun!"
• Sgt George - "Groceries=Bandages"
• Set Hartha - "Kill. Them. All. Repeat."
• Sgt Hoss Delgado - "If army life taught me anythin' it's that dead people 'aughtta stay dead. I'm just keepin' the peace by sendin' em back where they belong."
• Sgt Keedwell - Hi Like To shoot zeds brains out across the wall
• Sgt Keel - "I was a drunk. You have to be richer than I was to be an alcoholic."
• Sgt Lipton - A Hong Konger got killed once in a major Shacknews offensive in Central Malton, I wanna make 'em pay!
• Sgt Lon Nolan - " In The Name Of God, All Impure Souls Of The Living Dead Be Banished Into Eternal Damanation. Amen. "
• Sgt Partridge - I like eating sandwiches - zeds like eating me. I might try eating zeds. See how that works out.
• Sgt Parts Reborn - I ain't gettin on no plane!
• Shandonia - "We watch, and then stick em in the neck."
• Sharko - "I like my women like I like my coffee, covered in bees!" CP
• Shoppy McShopperton - "Shopping carts can hold serious amounts of guns"
• Shucks - "A man with 3 loves in his life. His pistol, his shotgun, and killing zeds"
• Sihoiba - "I'm a Fireman and I'm ok; I rest all night and I work all day"
• Sir Sporkington* - "Fat guy in a little coat."
• SirDante Sparda - "Hi."
• Skyhook55362 - Skyhook55362
• smellytoes - "Don't make me take my shoes off"
• SmiteYouGuy - "I shall smote them"
• Somber Bliss - A fellow reviver that happened to DH and want to join the ranks since I'm in the area anyways
• Somerandomscientist - "The DHPD's newest scientist"
• Sordos- "I swear, that zombie said she was 18" lol
• SpiceWeasel- "I only have two rules: Bros before Hos and I support single moms. My final words will be I've always hated you the most to the person who let me die (if any)"
• spudwagon - "Total Newbie"
• srpot Got ammo?
• Stacia - "Hold still, this needle will just sting for a second."
• Steven Kolts- "The shotgun is the greatest thing ever - when you run out of shells, you can always use it as a bat"
• Steven Lyman- "I wish I had a gun. I wish I had a gun. I wish..."
• StickDeath- "Here I come to save the day!"
• Street preacher You are the salvation of these lost souls. And I will be part of it.
• Subtitles Dont Match - "I just graduated from Kick-Ass-University, with a major in Zombie Beating... and also Art History"
• superserb- "I may not be the last man on Earth, but still, I AM LEGEND."
• Surfcop- "Dude, zombies are totally BOGUS!"
• Sweltering Celt - "It's okay to love your zombie... just don't LOOOVE your zombie."
• swift feet- lets go
• sylviaplath - "if only books were this lethal"
• Tad Guthry - "Danger is my middle name. No wait. Yeah, Herbert is my midddle name."
• Tag'it - "Aaaaah.Oh its only a zed."
• taiger - Diplomacy........the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a brick!
• Takethis - "TAKE THAT! no, wait...?"
• TakkunNaota - "Zombies? WTF is a zombie?!"
• Tamashii - "Being a zombie does NOT warrant disability benefits!"
• Ted Friday - "And one more thing: sticking a beer bottle on your silencer does not silence it any more."
• Ted Weiderman - "We *will* survive."
• Tempest Blai - "The short skirt is eye candy, the stilettos are for puncturing zombie skulls."
• Terry Bogard - Zombies are an incredible headache. Lucky for us I happen to have some .45 caliber asprin.
• Terry Knife - What? I'm the first knife in Malton
• Texas Ranger - "No, I'm not Chuck Norris, and yes, I'm gonna kick Your butt if You'll bite me."
• TexasRocks - " I'll be having words with you "
• The Ace - You can have my guns when you pry them from my mentally disturbed, casually violent, frequently abusive, paranoid, zombie killing, cold, dead hands
• the champ - "My axe is sharp but my hate for zombies is sharper."
• TheCure22 im at cotty right now and being acussed of PKing thought id sort it out once and for all.locked loaded and ready to kick the 29 zeds out of cotty PD hood.
• The Surgeon General - I'm just here.
• Thom Solo - "I'm just a man with an axe, but I do what I can."
• Thomas Burdick - "Veni, Vidi, Vici" (I came, I saw, I conquered)-Julius Ceaser
• Thunder Bunny2 Your Quote Here:
• Tinaeone - "Hey, it could be worse."
• ToasterCurry - "Things weren't easy back than, now they are also complicated."
• Tom Bombadill - "Thats emphasis on the Bomb with a side of Pickels"
• Tomsquared -"Oops! Your head fell off."
• Tonberryspoon -"Shrooming"
• Toury - "I need ammo"
• Tristam777 - "mumble mumble "If they do it again I'll set the building on fire" mumble mumble"
• TurokGMT - "Zombie Survival Training 101 : Protect Your Partner's Arse, and He'll Protect Yours."
• Tyrmer - "A quote? I'm too busy Zed huntin' to bother about some darn quote!"
• Ussr1943 - "The only good zombie is a dead zombie!"
• Vance Strickland - "I'm a gunslinger of the SEXY variety."
• Pryce McGavle - "Is that red on my shirt?"
• Victor Hawthorne - "Ah crap......zombies.....why did it have to be zombies?" "RIP" Doing the zombie shuffle in Shilling Walk
• Victor McAxeman - "I was born to destroy the dead"
• Victor McDade - "To protect and serve..... and kill Zeds"
• Viiag - "Semi-Rimmed Spec's and a Sledge, who needs anything else."
• Viscupelo - "When in doubt, shoot in the freakin' face and run away screaming like a girl." well said!
• Vyxn - "Here kitty, kitty, kitty"
• Wee Ergo
• Wesley Barnard - "Sir, I suppose I can kick undead asses as well as living ones, sir!"
• Whatshisname - "The streets will run red with rivers of zombie blood! Or however much blood the zombies have left... That'll do too..." CP
• WildRose- Don't panic! If you are turned, I will help revive you!
• William Gauthier - " Born to shot zombies
• Willamette - Damn...Ran out of places in my axe to etch my kill number...
• William White - "Control, is domestic disturbance still a 10-16 when the female is a rotting zombie?"
• Willis Smithing - "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts."
• Willr3 - "Shoot early and often, bullets are cheaper than lives!" CP
• Wintercrow- "Ivan, I don't think his teeth are supposed to do that."
• Wirefire- "man,who are these people?"
• Wolfy06- " i would like to join tired of being a loner"
• Xxack - "Baby Chigga bloodeh!"
• Y2fizzy - "Hold still, luv. You'll feel just a little pinch and it'll all be over soon."
• Yet another Steve - "'Complicating things for over 30 years!' and 'Jackie Chan's my hero!'"
• Yan Teng - "GPS, DNA scanner, another GPS, another GPS...where the hell are the syringes?!"
• zacharya1990 - "Need some zombies killed, then im the one you want!"
• Zack01 - "A lone wolf looking to join a group and turn the NW of the city green"
• zane116-KILL ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!
• zedshot "-serve and protect... kick zombie ass"
• Zeriah - "Step 1: Kill Zombies. Step 2: ..... Step 3: Enlightement" CP
• -=ZiLg0 - "I'm a Zombie with some grain"
• Zninja1551 - "Could you put that in a memo and entitle it 'Shit I Already Know'?"
• zopp - "I made the '"To serve, to protect, to kick Zombies' butts." -DHPD' thing, and I have wine."
• Zwelgje - "For humanity!"
• Zyric - "Even kittens cannot save the zeds now."

Friends of DHPD

People who are helping out, but are too lame to join. For contact information please see Internal Affairs.

• 55362 - 55362
• Bob Dill - "Man, I ain't had no friends but them two down in Dunell Hills. Perhaps I should go check on 'em. Naw. Hey, zed invasion? Here?!?! I guess off I go..."
• Commander Eric Hudson - "Shoot em till there dead then shoot em some more"
• Draegg - what the hell!
• Edamame - "Look honey, it's nothing personal, you just don't have a pulse."
• Father MacGruder - I'm here for the long haul. FAKs and syringes available.
• Fiveyearwinter - " good stuff"
• Giltwist - "Today: Caiger Mall. Tomorrow: Dunell Hills"
• Insomnikal - "I'll report any Z's I can't kill to the PD where I hang out."
• John M Clark - Intending to stay with the DHPD at least until the DMZ is secure, and no reason to stop after that as i can tell yet. "IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DIE WITH HONOR IF YOU DO NOT STAY DEAD!"
• KRB Hawkeye - "Doing what I can to help and protect the residents of Malton."
• Lou the Policeman - omfg headshot
• Moggo - "Free cookies for everyone who heals me right now!"
• musicsmurf - your small blue musical friend
• Prosperina - "Here to help out from MFD, I'll report and help maintain barriers, Good Luck DHPD"
• Punx Rawker - "Yeah I'm too lame to formally join a group but I'll help out where I'm needed before moving on. Currently fighting the horde in West Becktown
• Rubix41 - "Liberty! Wahay!"
• Sgt. Tarrok Krey-" I am a liason right now, but between Dunell Hills ad Dakerstown yall look great!"
• Shut the hell up- I'll get my profile link on here later... I'm not too lame to join I just don't want to be in a group. Currently helping out at Caigar but if it falls I'll be in and out of Dunell Hills more often. Use to always be in DH but then when caigar was taken back....yeah.
• Slamm - " If I shoot you, you have to promise not to get up "
• sniperdoggie - cold blooded scumbag
• weteye - I HAVE TOO MANY POTATOES! MUHAHAHA!
• ZombieScientist - "I Tag along with Hawkeye, we are both in the CMS-Meta"
• wbleak24- I'm a loner and know the game pretty well, but I need to explore more and not in a group, but DHPD is the best group I've seen along with knights of st. Jude, Oh and Just so I have all the bad news out in front right away. I was one of the zeds at Caiger. Sorry no one knows how to revive me, I am recently alive and fighting by Dr Snow, it looks bad