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The Fowle Museum
West Boundwood [35,2]
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Description
The Fowle Museum has been reduced to a mere Skeleton Museum, a tattered ruin of its former glory. At one stage it was a host to a wide variety of poultry, but the food shortages immediately following the outbreak in Malton led to what was at first a "tactical reappropriation" of some of the livlier exhibits by the museum staff; however, things soon got ugly when it was discovered that the museum director absconded with the world's only known living turducken! Both chaos and pandemonium ensued, and in a veritable orgy of feathers and beaks, the entire museum was pillaged by the staff* until it reached its current birdless state. The museum is located in Northern West Boundwood.
- Also, the entire staff, drunk on power and tryptophan, died in a horrible car wreck on the way home.
Barricade Policy
Keep at Extremely Heavily Barricaded According to the West Boundwood Barricade Plan