The Every Building
The Every Building EHB, dark. AndyMatthews (talk) 22:19, 3 October 2024 (UTC)
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the Every Building
West Boundwood [34, 2]
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The Every Building
Description
This building is like every building. All buildings are like this building. After spending some time here you realize that this building is every building. This paradox shocks you so much that you stand on one place for the rest of the day, swaying slightly.
During the 1960s eight-year-old Gallifreyans were taken there as part of their initiation into the Time Lord Academy. "Some are inspired, some run away, and some go mad."
History
During the Great Fire of 1912, the Every Building was reported as being ablaze. The message sent numerous fire departments across Malton into a complete panicked frenzy, misunderstanding the report as "every building" being on fire.
Barricade Policy
No designated barricade policy keep at VSB for now. But really, this is what almost every building should be at. Including, well, Every Building.
Current Status
Currently very strongly barricaded, good place to hide. Loads of ferals nearby.
--Thomas Sunder 09:04, 5 January 2011 (GMT)
Kept at EHB due to the extreme importance of defending Every building, in Malton. Heavy feral presence in the area.
--Fire Inspector Dan 17:52, 11 October 2009 (BST)
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