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Shiggity Shwah

Apparently, I am not alone (see below). Also, it is clearly stated on my profile that I am a Malton Emergency Medic; MEMS is a part of the DEM, which your group has an affiliation with. If this guy truly is with you, has he gone rogue? Regardless, this will not go unnoticed. If he isn't with you, well, it pisses me off. I got work to do!--Dr Mycroft Chris 21:03, 23 June 2008 (BST)

If you guys can't finish this, I'm putting a bounty on his ass--Dr Mycroft Chris 07:39, 28 June 2008 (BST)

UPDATE-Just been murdered by Shiggity Shwah

3:25 PM 6/23/2008

QUOTE

You are lying outside the Cholmondeley Building, a large grey-stone building with pillars along its front. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted Finis Valorum is a nerdy plane watcher!!!! onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

   * A flare was fired 6 blocks to the west and 3 blocks to the north. (11 hours and 18 minutes ago)
   * 27.11 MHz: "Anyone up for some radio sex?" (9 hours and 31 minutes ago)
   * A flare was fired 1 block to the east and 1 block to the north. (9 hours and 31 minutes ago)
   * A flare was fired 2 blocks to the east and 10 blocks to the north. (7 hours and 17 minutes ago)
   * 27.11 MHz: "radio sex? hells yeah!" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
   * Shiggity Shwah shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (5 hours and 12 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. 

   * Shiggity Shwah said "Dr Mycroft Chris, you have been reported breaking the provisions laid out in the Barricade Policy Enforcement charter, and have been sentenced to death. As a BPE official, I am authorized to carry out said judgement immediately." (5 hours and 10 minutes ago)

SCREENSHOT

   * Shiggity Shwah shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (5 hours and 10 minutes ago)
   * You were killed by Shiggity Shwah. (5 hours and 10 minutes ago)
   * Shiggity Shwah dumped your body out onto the street. (5 hours and 10 minutes ago)

Chatter

Complaints from the ACC

• ACC Complaint - Member: Alcatraz311 Rank: Second Lieutenant

Complaint: My second complaint, well you guys seem to have become trouble. I don't want to have to come back here again. One of your members actively supported PK-ers by shooting at one of our members twice. He has been bountied.

Proof: http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/6774/murderball2vn5.png

Profile of Offender: http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1161777

Thank you.--Alcatraz311 21:21, 12 August 2008 (BST)

• ACC Complaint - Member: Alcatraz311 Rank: Second Lieutenant

Complaint: Don't kill zombies at revive points. It's not big, it's not clever. In fact it's pretty stupid.

Proof: http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=revivepointpkna4.png

Profile of Offender: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1222147

Thank you.--Alcatraz311 19:45, 6 May 2008 (BST)

Other Complaints

    * Complaint from American Giver
    *.

You are lying outside the Pimm Building, a fire-damaged red-brick building with smoke drifting from its roof. The building has been very heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter. Somebody has spraypainted ENTRY POINT KEEP AT VSB onto a wall.

There are ten dead bodies here.

Since your last turn:

   * Shiggity Shwah shot you with a pistol for 5 damage. (9 hours and 18 minutes ago) ...and again.
   * Shiggity Shwah said "American Giver, you have been reported breaking the provisions laid out in the Barricade Policy Enforcement charter, and have been sentenced to death." (9 hours and 17 minutes ago)
   * Shiggity Shwah shot you with a pistol for 5 damage. (9 hours and 17 minutes ago)
   * You were killed by Shiggity Shwah. (9 hours and 17 minutes ago)
   * Shiggity Shwah dumped your body out onto the street. (9 hours and 17 minutes ago)

What the hell? Do you guys just jump into a building and shoot anyone with construction skills? *I'M* not the one who brought the building to VHB. At least tell me what/where the supposed infraction took place. The only barricading I have done is to bring buildings up to VSB that were only at "doors secured". Username is American Giver, I've been healing folks and killing zombies nonstop in this area for several weeks. Thanks a lot for the PK. If this is the way you guys operate, you're going to paint a big target on your backs.

   * End Complaint from American Giver
   *.

1. Cryptosporidium shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (11 hours and 50 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
2. Cryptosporidium shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (11 hours and 50 minutes ago) ...and again. (11 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (11 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (11 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (11 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (11 hours and 49 minutes ago)
3. Cryptosporidium said "Neutral Eyes, I am required to inform you that you have been placed on our permanent KOS list for violating BPE Policy #3317, subsection D, paragraph 4 (Openly threatening a BPE officer with bodily harm on a public wiki page). Enjoy your dirtnap!" (11 hours and 49 minutes ago)
4. Cryptosporidium shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (11 hours and 49 minutes ago)
5. You were killed by Cryptosporidium. (11 hours and 49 minutes ago)
6. Cryptosporidium dumped your body out onto the street. (11 hours and 49 minutes ago) --T13 17:41, 7 May 2008 (BST)

Someone tell this DEAD MAN WALKING that he is toast when i catch him, and also, if you do see him ... tell him i never set foot in joachim mall for over two years!!!!

1. Cryptosporidium shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (7 hours and 40 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. (7 hours and 39 minutes ago) ...and again. (7 hours and 39 minutes ago)
2. Cryptosporidium shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (7 hours and 39 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
3. Cryptosporidium said "Neutral Eyes, you have an outstanding warrant for numerous violations of barricade policy in and around Joachim Mall. According to BPE regs, this offense is punishable by summary execution." (7 hours and 38 minutes ago)
4. Cryptosporidium said "Be sure to check out our page at http://tinyurl.com/5eo795 to prevent this from happening again in the future!" (7 hours and 38 minutes ago)
5. Cryptosporidium shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (7 hours and 38 minutes ago)
6. You were killed by Cryptosporidium. (7 hours and 38 minutes ago) --T13 14:56, 6 May 2008 (BST)

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Im not a member of Barricade Policy Enforcement but I have been keeping track of Cryptosporidium (id=134215) for a while now because he had been targeting me and my group. He is the worst kind of griefing creep i have ever encountered in this game. I have screenshots of him saying some really nasty things just before PKing people. He is also known for mascarading under other peoples group names. He took our group name the whole time he was targeting us and only just now switched to Barricade Policy Enforcement.

To BPE: you should know that Cryptosporidium is now posing as one of your agents. On the other hand, so many PKers have posed as your agents that that I am beginning to think you guys are just a front for PKing anyway. This bit about "Our tracker and warrant system is an amazingly sophisticated piece of programming" sounds like a joke. I'm very doubtful of how you could ever prove who has raised or lowered barricades. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now.

To Neutral Eyes: I would advise against letting our mutual fiend Crypto get under your skin because thats exactly what he gets off on. Based on his (or her) behavior in the past he probably wont even care if you kill him back. He is only interested in pissing people off and making things harder for people in general.

~SukinaShinji

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The Band Styx officially declares you guys asses, as we've been taken out twice by the PKers of the BPE without any provocation –- unless you count Dennis' ballads as an affront, and believe us, many people do, but nonetheless, trés uncool. We don't GK, we don't PK, we certainly aren't Zombie Spies, we're simply five guys who rock the hell out of malls and clubs and the occasional convenience store. You want to keep killing us, fine -- keeps the game interesting. But don't make up bogus "reports" of wrongdoing on our parts. All we do is move and rock. The only person we've ever taken out is the filthy PKer who killed us. That's just how we (rock and) roll, fellas. User:The band styx 20:43, 3 May 2008 (GMT)

This section is for those who want to start a section to chat with us or talk about Barricade tactics and such!

Is GK-ing a strategy of yours? I ask because hoiyes seems to think that it is. What gives? Real member or impersonator? The zed hoarde may be coming but I don't think that they'll skip over a hospital building just because the lights are out. (iWitness screenshot) --Zelazny 14:42, 25 April 2008 (BST)

I can't comment on the specifics of this case without checking with Officer hoiyes, but I know from our training that occasionally it is of secruity benefit to "Black" "Out" certain buildings. If we have intelligence that an attack may be imminent, we will take action to reduce the "Target" "Footprint" of a location in the hopes that trouble will pass by, leaving those inside untouched. I hope this clears that up, and best of luck! --Dr Damppants 00:10, 26 April 2008 (BST)

My character Argmoth [1] was killed by one of your members, Jack Walls, while I was alive and minding my own business in a cinema. Here's a screenshot [2] He claimed that your tracker (whatever that is) has me pegged as a death cultist, which is entirely untrue. Whatever this tracker is, you should double check that it's accurate because it was dead wrong in this case. This character started as a zombie and most of my skills are zombie-related, but I'm dual nature and was doing my best to fight the horde while alive. I don't have the barricading skill, so I obviously didn't overcade, and I did absolutely nothing against any survivor after being combat revived. I used my excess XP to get some survivor skills and went about killing zombies to level more. Needless to say, I'm very upset and I'd like to know how I became a 'known' death cultist in the first place. --Irioth 02:27, 24 April 2008 (BST)

Our tracker and warrant system is an amazingly sophisticated piece of programming and without giving too much away, allows certain "Trusted" "Allies" the ability to share information with our Officers so that safety and proper barricading procedures are followed at all times and any "Undesirable" "Elements" are removed. If the information supplied to us is at all suspect then rest assured it will be investigated immediately and the proper action taken. --Dr Damppants 00:16, 26 April 2008 (BST)

My character Douglas Michel [3] was murdered without warning by one of your members, or at least someone claiming to be, by the name of Moses Hammer. [4] Since my character is incapable of erecting barricades I certainly don't think that could have done something that justified an attack (I guess I could have been knocking one down, but 1) I wasn't and 2)I'm hardly capable of doing that very well even if I wanted to.) Indeed, since I lack the Free Running skill at the moment, I actually applaud your group. God knows I've suddenly found myself unable to re-enter a building and scrambling to find a new safe place way too many times.

Here's two screen shots: [5][6]

My friend/teammate Sora Fukashigi was murdered earlier today by a character named Nice Guy Eddy. [7] He claims to be a member of your group, and cited "massive violations" against your charter as the reason for the murder. Sora Fukasghigi has never attacked or strengthened any barricades, so this claim was clearly fraudulent. I am curious as to Nice Guy Eddy's actual status in your group, as he is clearly smearing your name with his slanderous killing.

Sora Fukashigi has reported his actions and we intend to kill him on sight. In case he is in fact a member of your group and you feel he is in good standing, we want you to understand that we aren't targeting your group as a whole. The only head we plan on mounting on our wall, is his. Please don't take it personally.

~SukinaShinji

Have any screen shots? We'll be talking to Eddie to find out his side of the story.Jimmy BoyGenius 18:20, 13 April 2008 (BST)

Good Lord! This most untoward behaviour will not be accepted. I am a Captain, FIRST CLASS, and to think that such mistakes have been made on my turf is unthinkable (thus creating a paradox). My people have been looking into this and I believe this is now resolved, but I too want to express my indignation at this terrible waste of life. ----01:26, 14 April 2008 (BST)01:26, 14 April 2008 (BST) Capt Schwartz (FIRST CLASS)

I dont have the screenshot but Fukashigi uploaded it to the rogues gallery. http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=8762&view=findpost&p=11472459 ~SukinaShinji

Looking into it, the internal ticket number for the bounty was #429, Eddie should have said this when killing Sora. That ticket was filled by "Cpt Garviel Loken", and was for assisting the dead during a mall siege. It's closed now, so no need to worry about future kills. I'm also not sure how he was able to actually submit a ticket, since he somehow used the DHPD login information, but isn't actually a DHPD member. We'll see what we can do about that in the future.

Thanks for stopping by, and we hope we can count on your assistance in keeping malton safe :) LiekMudkip

My character Mason Wells [8] was killed off by Crunchy McNuggets after a night of hiding in a barricaded building. Link to screenshot follows: [9]

Why did he do it? Ask him, he's your problem child. All I know is that when I collapsed for the night I was in what I thought was a reasonably safe building. The next morning I'm the victim of a PK from some vigilante asshat who wouldn't know probable cause from random murder if you were to jam the difference up his ass with a shotgun.

You have enough of a problem enforcing this policy of yours as it is, given that you have little chance of finding out who breached your policy in the first place, and informing people in general about the policy to begin with. Blasting the brains out of the first person with skill in Barricading is a sure fire way to annoy. If you can't keep your members in line maybe it's time to register your Group as a PK organisation and leave nature to take its course.

Crunchy McNuggets has been reported as a PKer on the Brainstock PK Reporting thread, [10]

Bounty has been posted for Crunchy McNuggets as a PKer [11]. Have fun, shoot early and shoot often.

--Mason Wells 05:03, 23 April 2008 (BST)

Reports

Please place all reports of over-cading, and malicious cading here!

Is this?

A group or a survivor strategy? Pick one. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 17:56, 13 April 2008 (BST)

Ooops! Sorry! I think one of our temples has the survivor strategy in it, I'll check to see which one. Edit:: Sorry about that! It's done! Jimmy BoyGenius 18:09, 13 April 2008 (BST)

Yep, that's it. Thanks! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 18:15, 13 April 2008 (BST)

We have a temple? --Capt Schwartz 01:27, 14 April 2008 (BST)

I meant a template, sir, sorry. Jimmy BoyGenius 02:00, 14 April 2008 (BST)

Thank you for the clarification Jimmy BoyGenius. I know our accountants would have never approved the pecuniary foolishness that a temple purchase would spread across our balance sheets. --Capt Schwartz 04:56, 14 April 2008 (BST) <math> V^*=\bigcup_{i \in \N} V_i = \left \{\lambda \right\} \cup V_1 \cup V_2 \cup V_3 \cup \ldots</math>

I think you misunderstand the meaning of the words

From the walls of the Tebbett Building: "You are inside the Tebbett Building. The NecroTech logo is set in the wall behind the front desk, and doors open onto powered-down computer rooms and laboratories. The laboratories have been ruined, with broken equipment smashed to the floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted No one ruins MY TEBBETT!!! onto a wall.

There is a horde of twenty-nine other zombies here.

There are three dead bodies here."

Clearly, someone does ruin your Tebbett Building. On the bright side, you will not need to worry about enforcing any inane 'barricade policy' there, as there will be no barricades there for the foreseeable future.

Better luck next time, Pubbies!--DoohickeyBones 20:24, 17 April 2008 (BST)

:( Goddamit, guys, just because you assholes want to ruin the game, doesn't mean we have to too. Get out, and stay out. Fucking Dead. Jimmy BoyGenius 19:51, 20 April 2008 (BST)

Warning! PKer group may be impersonating the BPE

Today while doing my barricade patrols I witnessed a murder --imagine my shock when I clicked on the Pker's profile and he had "Baricade Policy Enforcement" as his tag! Spelling mistake notwithstanding, I believe this is an attempt to tarnish our name. It's a well-known PKer tactic to pick up group names and discard them, cycling through well known and pro-survivor groups to fake legitimacy. I guess we should feel honored he thought us famous enough to impersonate us!

To the public: I've submitted an APB on our boards, and rest easy knowing we WILL hunt any impersonators down! --Mcguffin 12:40, 23 April 2008 (BST)

For some reason, we've been seeing a lot of impersonators using the BPE name for PKing jobs. I don't know why... maybe something that happened on the old forums before they went down pissed someone off, but we've got at least three or four guys going around killing people claiming to be BPE. Rest assured that we're trying to figure out who's setting this up so we can get them to stop. JonnyFive 16:32, 27 April 2008 (BST)

You should post an up to date member list to differentiate whom is legit and who is not. Otherwise there's nothing the lord can do for you. --extant1 15:42, 30 April 2008 (BST)

We can't really make a member list since every citizen of Malton should be concerned about the Barricade Levels. We couldn't stop PKers from using our name either. --WWS 17:43, 1 May 2008 (ZTC)

A member list would go a long way in thwarting the spilling of innocent blood. A name is unique if you pay careful attention to spelling. A profile is one step further towards safety. Gods work will be done either way. --extant1 18:21, 5 May 2008 (BST)

My alt was PKed by someone claiming to be in your group: http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=8762&view=findpost&p=11536000. I have not committed any of these crimes that he said I did. --Choppers McGee 15:48, 9 May 2008 (CDT)

Issues with the warrant tracker

Someone was able to get into the trusted section of the reporting tool and add a bunch of bounties seemingly at random. Like I said before, I don't know if this is someone from the old forums with some kind of grudge against our new group, but I'm going to see if I can secure the system a bit. It's weird, because the passwords were changed and everything. JonnyFive 16:39, 27 April 2008 (BST)

Warrant Issue

I dunno if this is an impersonator, or a rogue warrant, but we had someone taken down in your name - charged with GK'ing and zed spying. I assure you he is no zombie spy - our group is quite pro-survivor and as one of our more active members he's more than certainly shown his backing of the survivor cause.

The only instances I know of our group taking out generators is when we are actively running restoration ops in ruined suburbs, and only when someone has dropped a generator into our HQ (typically a non-TRP) in order to preserve OPSEC while we are in ruined areas. The user himself has told me he does not recall ever taking out a genny personally.

If this is an erroneous notation in the tracker, please correct it when possible. If there are legitimate concerns about the accused, please let us know and we will take action.

The BPE Official: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1157296

The Accused: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1133265

Thank you.

-Wyeast 15:55, 10 May 2008 (GMT)

Quotes

WanYao said:

the BPE are not a survivor group

Jesus says to use correct grammar or the nazi's lost for nothing. -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 21:56, 4 July 2008 (BST)