Great Radio Messages

From those spams, I have found some funny stuff, and decided to put it up. =]

This page is made for people to add memorable radio messages seen in game, preserving it for all eternity (or wikiness) to enjoy. You should evaluate the humoristic or artistic quality of the text on your own. Insults and incomprehensible injokes are better left elsewhere, too. Do not add your own messages simply because you thought they were funny if someone enjoyed it then they can add it. For the rest, as long as you saw it in the game, anything goes! Please remember though, simply because you thought it was funny does not mean that everyone else will.

If this amuses you, please take some time to also check out:

• Great Graffiti
• Great Profiles
• Random Public Speeches
• STREETS IS WATCHIN'
• The Amusing Locations in Malton list
• Real Men of Genius radio commercial series

Please place new broadcasts at the top of the list.

One Liners

You find... Spam

(Author note: The most recent trend on the radio spam scene is the fake search reports. Most have been heard in the SSZ. feel free to add on as you hear them)

1. 26.17 MHz: "You find real life, and discard it as useless."
2. 26.17 MHz: "You find the Holy Grail and discard it as useless"
3. 26.17 MHz: "You find Homer J Simpson, you are now fully encumbered 200%"
4. 26.17 MHz: "You find Soviet Russia. It discards you as useless"
5. 26.17 MHz: "In Soviet Russia, Russia discards YOU!"
6. 26.17 MHz: "In Soviet Russia, YOU eat ZOMBIE brains!"
7. 26.17 MHz: "You find a Nuclear Bomb. You discard it as useless."
8. 26.17 MHz: "You find Hillary Clinton, she slaps you with a trout"
9. 26.17 MHz: "You find a duck and cook it"
10. 26.17 MHz: "You eat the duck and notice it tastes of silly putty."
11. 26.17 MHz: "You find a Bad Running Gag and discard it as useless..."
12. 26.17 MHz: "You find a John Lokisson, and discard it as useless"
13. 26.17 MHz: "You find dictionary and discard it as useless"
14. 26.17 MHz: "You find yourself and discard it as useless"
15. 26.17 MHz: "You find a fnord, and discard it with a sense of unease."
16. 26.17 MHz: "OK, I'm willing to bet only 1 or 2 people got that one."
17. 26.17 MHz: "I Can't see that word your saying... But ifeel confused"
18. 26.17 MHz: "You find a Sacred Chao, and Discord it as useless."
19. 26.17 MHz: "You find a GOP Nomination, and discard it as useless."
20. 26.17 MHz: "I find the person making those broadcasts and shoot them."
21. 26.17 MHz: "Trenchcoatism doesn't work over the radio, you impotent fool"
22. 26.17 MHz: "You find this transmitter, and discard me as useless."
23. 26.17 MHz: "You find your penis, and disard it as useless."
24. 26.17 MHz: "You find your spell-check, and discard it as useless."
25. 26.17 MHz: "You find this conversation and discard it as useless"
26. 26.17 MHz: "Your parents found a condom, and discarded it as useless."
27. 26.17 MHz: "You find your bachelors degree, and discard it as useless"
28. 26.17 MHz: "You find your childhood dream, and discard it as useless"
29. 26.17 MHz: "You find youe mom, and discard her as useless"
30. 26.17 MHz: "ssǝlǝsn sɐ ʇı pɹɐɔsıp puɐ 'ɹoɹɹıɯ ɐ puıɟ noʎ"
31. 26.17 MHz: "You find the RRF, and discard it as useless"
32. 26.17 MHz: "You find your brain, and discardd it as uselless"
33. 26.17 Mhz: "You find Paris Hilton, and discard it as useless"
34. 28.72 Mhz: "You find an episode of Patrolling with Sean Kennedy . . . " *
35. 28.72 Mhz: " . . . and decide to watch it. You gain 1XP!" *
36. 27.34 Mhz: "You find a fully fueled helicopter and discard it as useless."

(Items marked with an asterisk [ * ] have been heard in Monroeville.)

Random One Liners

26.15 MHz: "I'll take care of Hitler, you just save the jews."

28.01 MHz: "the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie"

28.01 MHz: "Grraaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinss!! They want my veggies!!!"

28.01 MHz: "Girls to die for! @ http://zombette.net"

28.01 MHz: "Mankind is Doomed ! Lets all Suicide !" (23 minutes ago) ...and again.

28.01 MHz: "ATTN, PEOPLE OF MALTON:TESTICLES.THAT IS ALL." (1 hour and 6 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "The zombies came to Malton because..."

26.36 MHz: "...Tfox touches himself at night!!"

26.70 MHz: "Calling all cars, all cars UFO's landing on Michen Ave."

26.70 MHz: "Get the motherfucking zombie out of the motherfucking plane!"

28.01 MHz: "How do I become a vampire?"

26.36 MHz: "We do Black Ops, Brown Ops, and sometimes Beige Ops!"

26.36 MHz: "I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants in ten years!"

26.36 MHz: "fuzzy wuzzy was a bear..."

26.36 MHz: "Oh LOOK! A CORPSE! Don't kick it, youl'l make him angry."

26.36 MHz: "I am McLovin." (2 days ago)

28.01 MHz: "Lord Megatron we have taken Shearbank from Autobot hands!"

28.01 MHz: "Public Service Annoncement: Do not feed the zombies or birds" (31 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Attention all depressed medics: Go out and FAK someone! :D"

29.00 MHz: "WILL I DIE IN REAL LIFE IF I DIE IN THIS GAME??????"

28.00 MHz: "Mrh?"

28.00 MHz: "Forecast is mostly cloudy with a 100% chance of zombies."

27.15 MHz: "We're all going to DIE. And hopefully get revived too. Then die, then revived."

28.00 MHz: "I AM A NIGERIAN PRINCE. I NEED YOUR HELP TO MOVE $2,000,000 OUT OF THE COUNTRY."

27.15 MHz: "STREETS IS BROADCASTIN"

27.15 MHz: "Mark 5:9-beware. We even got radio station now."

27.00 MHz: "Baby to Marge, Baby to Marge, waaah! Over."

26.20 mHz: "2X2L calling CQ, routes is ascertainin', Over."

27.35 MHz: "I gave my heart to the Lord, but Zombie Jesus got my Brain!"

26.26 MHz: "HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!"

27.35 MHz: "London calling to the zombies of death . . . "

26.17 MHz: "you're all going to die. except you, you're ok."

26.17 MHz: "Kill'em all! Let Necrotech sort'em out!"

28.01 MHz: "damnit i thought we were playing parcheesi" (In reply to a random report of a bingo winner)

28.01 MHz: "So bored.....OMG JESUS!!! *Points to a squirrel*

28.64 MHz: "Just nod if you can hear me"

28.01 MHz: "This is a human broadcasting. Where are you?"

26.70 MHz: "oh brilliant theres a horny cultist advertising a group"

28.01 MHz: "Attention: In case of Zombies, do a barrel roll!"

chucktaylor broadcast "STOP YELLING INTO THE MIC! IT DISTORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" from here, on 26.17 MHz.

26.06 MHz: "Break 26.06: The UN airdrop of liquor and smut is here." And then,

26.06 MHz: "Be advised: Grannies and Fatties included. That is all."

26.80 MHz: "I lost The Game."

28.01 MHz: "This is two dog AWOOOOOOO!!!"

Full Broadcasts

Bad Poem

1. 26.70 MHz: "I was walking through the park one day..." (exactly 9 hours ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "In the merry merry month of May..." (8 hours and 59 minutes ago)
3. A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 3 blocks to the south. (7 hours and 50 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "... when I ran out of AP?" (5 hours and 51 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "bwah-hahahhhaah!" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)

Let's dance!

1. 26.70 MHz: " Lets dance now" (3 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: " JA lets dance (hey)" (3 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: " Europe just dance (lets go)" (3 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: " Japan just dance (hey hey)" (2 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: " Trinidad just danceTrinidad" (2 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: " Everybody lets da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah ah dance" (2 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: " (Mek wi dance now mek wi dance now )" (2 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: " Da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah (hey) ah dance" (2 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: " Da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah ah dance" (2 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: " (Mek wi dance now mek wi dance now )" (2 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: " Da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah (hey) ah dance" (2 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: " Rock to di right rock to di left" (2 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: " Every body willie bounce and dance an gallang bad" (2 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: " Mek up yuh face like Wacky" (2 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: " Aldough im nuh dey yah im leff a high dancing standad" (1 minute ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: " Fimmi madda and di baby to di teenage an mi grandma yes and" (1 minute ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: " Every bady get mad duh di out and bad out an bad out and ba" (1 minute ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: " Dancin get hot it nuh start bubble up every body ina di dan" (1 minute ago)
19. 26.70 MHz: " Willy bounce double up willy bounce double up willy bounce" (1 minute ago)
20. 26.70 MHz: "Every body ina di dance willy bounce double up" (1 minute ago)
21. 26.70 MHz: " Dancas oonu dance and prays god a road" (1 minute ago)
22. 26.70 MHz: " When yuh hear da tune ya behave bad a road" (57 seconds ago)
23. 26.70 MHz: " Timeless build a dance wey dem call mad a road" (52 seconds ago)
24. 26.70 MHz: " Mad a road mad a road oonu get mad a road" (48 seconds ago)
25. 26.70 MHz: " Dance all ram and danceh now pull up" (43 seconds ago)
26. 26.70 MHz: " Ooonu duh di big dance name badman pull up" (38 seconds ago)
27. 26.70 MHz: " Badman farword badman pull up" (34 seconds ago)
28. 26.70 MHz: " Oonu gangsta rock dem yuh bad man pull up" (29 seconds ago)
29. 26.70 MHz: " 14 parish 3 county a dance buss" (24 seconds ago)
30. 26.70 MHz: " Di new walk wey dem call bounty walk" (19 seconds ago)
31. 26.70 MHz: " Bounty walk bounty walk every oonu duh bounty walk" (14 seconds ago)
32. 26.70 MHz: " Lets da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah ah dance" (6 seconds ago)
33. 26.70 MHz: " (Mek wi dance now mek wi dance now )" (2 seconds ago)
34. 26.70 MHz: " Da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah (hey) ah dance" (48 seconds ago)
35. 26.70 MHz: " Da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah ah dance" (44 seconds ago)
36. 26.70 MHz: " (Mek wi dance now mek wi dance now )" (40 seconds ago)
37. 26.70 MHz: " Da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah (hey) ah dance" (34 seconds ago)
38. 26.70 MHz: " DUMTIDUM DUMTIDUM DUMTIDUMDUM" (23 seconds ago)
39. 26.70 MHz: "La La La" (14 seconds ago)
40. 26.70 MHz: "Ha_Ha" (10 seconds ago)
41. 26.70 MHz: "les dance~!" (6 minutes ago)
42. 26.70 MHz: "Lets da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah ah dance" (5 minutes ago)
43. 26.70 MHz: "bounce bounce bounce" (5 minutes ago)
44. 26.70 MHz: "Bounce everybody mek wi bounce mek wi bounce crazy bounce" (5 minutes ago)

Pipe bomb? Great idea!

1. 26.70 MHz: "they nood to make a pipe bomb in this darn game...." (11 hours and 50 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "it should be able to take out like 10 zeds in one hit..." (11 hours and 50 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "or at least something more powerful then a dang shotty" (11 hours and 49 minutes ago)

Pitneybank's zed spies problem really get out of hand

The madness continues...

1. 26.70 MHz: "Pibbit is also a zed spy! KOS!! KOS!!!" (exactly 16 hours ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "She uses that libararie group to pass out top secret info!!!" (15 hours and 59 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Pibbit is KOS and must be stopped!!! BOOM HEADSHOT HER!" (15 hours and 59 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Also, Monaliza and Winna are a teem of PKING KILLERS!!!" (15 hours and 58 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "WINNAN!! WINNAN! Not Winna!! WINNAN!!! KOS EM BOTH !!!!" (15 hours and 58 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Require medical attention at [81,35] on the double" (15 hours and 9 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "i are gona killz u weet teh SPARTAN LAZZOR OMGWTFBBG dai!!1!" (15 hours and 4 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "Thank you Mulligan. You're missing your shirt BTW..." (14 hours and 38 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "This is Pibbit. I am not a zed. I am a spy." (14 hours and 37 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "That's right you heard all you douches out there!" (14 hours and 36 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "I flip my trenchcoat collar at you and lower my fedora" (14 hours and 36 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "I shall pout at you until you spill your guts" (14 hours and 35 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "and then pierce you with my stiletto! You are no match for m" (14 hours and 34 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "e" (14 hours and 34 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "*dramatic pause* You will never find me here in Creedy!" (14 hours and 30 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "You'll never find me here in Giddings!" (13 hours and 1 minute ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "You'll never find the other hundred people in Giddings!" (13 hours and 1 minute ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: "So long as you don't look at a map. Go West!" (exactly 13 hours ago)

The Hippo Radio

1. 26.70 MHz: "THE HIPPO RADIO! The hippoest radio in Malton!" (19 hours and 2 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Today on the show: Hippos!" (19 hours and 2 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO" (19 hours and 2 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (19 hours and 1 minute ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "That is all, thank you, and remember: HIPPO" (19 hours and 1 minute ago)

Pitneybank's zed spies problem

Note: these are not a single broadcast, but a collection of related broadcasts on the subject of zed spies.

1. 26.70 MHz: "Zed spys listen to this radio dont use it for updates" (20 hours and 9 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Zed spys listen to this radio dont give informashun on it" (20 hours and 8 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Zed spys listen to this radio dont tell them were in the for" (20 hours and 8 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "t" (20 hours and 8 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "dont listen to anywun on the radio its all zed spys" (20 hours and 6 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "That's focked up man I bet UR a zed spy trying to stop us fr" (20 hours and 4 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "from hearing the TRUTH!" (20 hours and 4 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "yor a zed spy too ive seen you as a zombie" (exactly 20 hours ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "you cant fool me zed focker" (19 hours and 59 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "KOS all zed spys ther spys" (19 hours and 59 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "bewar marion wells shes a zed spay" (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "KOS paddy dignum zed spay evry tim U see him" (19 hours and 50 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "zed spays are everwherr KOS on sight" (19 hours and 49 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "Zeds are everywhere, spay on sight." (19 hours and 25 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "They might be unhappy when they get rezzed, though." (19 hours and 25 minutes ago)

Motivational Broadcast: Turn that frown upside down!

1. 26.70 MHz: "Good day to all the citizens of Malton. As you can see, the" (10 hours and 36 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "dead are coming back to life but that is no reason to be" (10 hours and 35 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "down! Turn that frown upside down! Welcome the others." (10 hours and 34 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "revive them if you can! ^_^" (10 hours and 34 minutes ago)

FOR SPARTA

1. 26.15 MHz: "Testing testing, I'm wicked bored, do you read? Over." (7 hours and 53 minutes ago)
2. 26.15 MHz: "This is the Spartans, coming to you live from Kinch Heights." (7 hours and 53 minutes ago)
3. 26.15 MHz: "Just a friendly reminder to the DEM to please die in a fire." (7 hours and 53 minutes ago)
4. 26.15 MHz: "And stop oppressing the masses with your overbearing thumbs!" (7 hours and 52 minutes ago)
5. 26.15 MHz: "Also, a shoutout here to the Flowers of Death." (7 hours and 52 minutes ago)
6. 26.15 MHz: "We will eat your babies! And it shall be GLORIOUS." (7 hours and 52 minutes ago)
7. 26.15 MHz: "Well that's all for now, I've got to get some sleep." (7 hours and 52 minutes ago)
8. 26.15 MHz: "Remember kids, to die in battle is a glorious achievement!" (7 hours and 51 minutes ago)
9. 26.15 MHz: "THIS! IS! SPARTA! Spartans out." (7 hours and 51 minutes ago)

Good Morning Yagoton - Daily Joke

1. 26.61 MHz: "Good morning Yagoton! Hope everything's going well!" (8 hours and 38 minutes ago)
2. 26.61 MHz: "To help liven spirits, I've got a joke:" (8 hours and 37 minutes ago)
3. 26.61 MHz: "A snail was mugged by a pair of vicious turtles..." (8 hours and 36 minutes ago)
4. 26.61 MHz: "When the police asked the snail to describe the robbers..." (8 hours and 35 minutes ago)
5. 26.61 MHz: "He responded..." (8 hours and 35 minutes ago)
6. 26.61 MHz: "'I don't know, it all happened so fast!'" (8 hours and 35 minutes ago)
7. 26.61 MHz: "Thank you, and keep those spirits (and cades and gennies) up" (8 hours and 34 minutes ago)
8. 26.61 MHz: "¡Ya Basta! Doc Vala, signing off." (8 hours and 34 minutes ago)

Zombie Kittens?!?!

1. 26.84 MHz: "hope is for the hopeless" (3 days ago)
2. 26.84 MHz: "Shoot to survive" (3 days ago)
3. 26.84 MHz: "With the kittens, it's never hopeless. Stare into their" (3 days ago)
4. 26.84 MHz: "hopeful eyes, pet them, love them. They shall love you back." (3 days ago)
5. 26.84 MHz: "and then they are eaten by zombies" (3 days ago)
6. 26.84 MHz: "zombie kittens?!?!" (3 days ago)
7. 26.84 MHz: "hmm maybe zombie kittens are cuter..." (3 days ago)
8. 26.84 MHz: "Until they eat your brain that is" (3 days ago)
9. 26.84 MHz: "No wait... they would still be cute" (3 days ago)
10. 26.84 MHz: "Zombie Kittens? Zombies would never eat a kitten, too much" (3 days ago)
11. 26.84 MHz: "cuteness. That amount of cuteness is enough to make them" (3 days ago)
12. 26.84 MHz: "remember their former lives and shamble to a revive point." (3 days ago)

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Officer Policeguy Rhapsody

1. Officer Policeguy broadcast "IS THIS THE REAL LIFE? IS THIS JUST FANTASY?" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (46 minutes ago)
2. Officer Policeguy broadcast "CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE, NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (45 minutes ago)
3. Officer Policeguy broadcast "OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEEEEEEE" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (45 minutes ago)
4. Officer Policeguy broadcast "I'M JUST A POOR BOY, I NEED NO SYMPATHY" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (44 minutes ago)
5. Officer Policeguy broadcast "BECAUSE I'M EASY COME EASY GO LITTLE HIGH LITTLE LOW" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (44 minutes ago)
6. Officer Policeguy broadcast "ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS DOESNT REALLY MATTER, TO MEEEEEEE" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (43 minutes ago)
7. Officer Policeguy broadcast "MAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (43 minutes ago)
8. Officer Policeguy broadcast "I JUST KILLED A MAAAAAAAAAAN" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (42 minutes ago)
9. Officer Policeguy broadcast "Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger,now hes dead" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (42 minutes ago)
10. Officer Policeguy broadcast "MAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (41 minutes ago)
11. Officer Policeguy broadcast "LIFE HAS JUST BEGUN! BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAY" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (41 minutes ago)
12. Officer Policeguy broadcast "MAMA OOOOOOOO, DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (40 minutes ago)
13. Officer Policeguy broadcast "I DON'T WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (39 minutes ago)
14. Officer Policeguy broadcast "I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (39 minutes ago)
15. Officer Policeguy broadcast "SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUCHE WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (38 minutes ago)
16. Officer Policeguy broadcast "THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTNING, ME!" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (38 minutes ago)
17. Officer Policeguy broadcast "GALILEO, galileo, GALILEO, galileo, GALILEO FIGARO MAGNIFICO" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (36 minutes ago)
18. Officer Policeguy broadcast "BUT I'M JUST A POOR BOY,NOBODY LOVES ME" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (36 minutes ago)
19. Officer Policeguy broadcast "HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (35 minutes ago)
20. Officer Policeguy broadcast "SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (34 minutes ago)
21. Officer Policeguy broadcast "EASY COME EASY GO- WILL YOU LET ME GO?" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (33 minutes ago)
22. Officer Policeguy broadcast "BISMILLAH, NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO- LET HIM GO!" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (33 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
23. Officer Policeguy broadcast "WILL NOT LET YOU GO LET ME GO- WILL NOT LET YOU GO LET ME GO" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (31 minutes ago)
24. Officer Policeguy broadcast "NONONONONO, OH MAMA MIA MAMA MIA MAMAMIA LET ME GO!" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (30 minutes ago)
25. Officer Policeguy broadcast "BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR MEEEE" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (29 minutes ago)
26. Officer Policeguy broadcast "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (29 minutes ago)
27. Officer Policeguy broadcast "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIEEEEEE!" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (29 minutes ago)
28. Officer Policeguy broadcast "OH BAAAABY. CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BABY!" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (29 minutes ago)
29. Officer Policeguy broadcast "JUST GOTTA GET OUT- GOTTA GET RIGHT OUT OF HERE!" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (28 minutes ago)
30. Officer Policeguy broadcast "Nothing really matters..... Anyone can see......" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (27 minutes ago)
31. Officer Policeguy broadcast "Nothing really matters........." from here, on 26.17 MHz. (27 minutes ago)
32. Officer Policeguy broadcast "Nothing really matters..... To Meeeeeee...." from here, on 26.17 MHz. (26 minutes ago)

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My Kidney is rotten...

1. 28.01 MHz: "Any Survivors listening?" (5 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "I'm ..." *static* "...ing starving" (1 minute ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "dude sht the f'uck up!" (1 minute ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "Location..?" (1 minute ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "any one has a kidney that is working? mine is rotten" (21 seconds ago)

Experiment

1. 29.00 MHz: "Does this use up one action point?" (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)
2. 29.00 MHz: "Damn it" (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)
3. 29.00 MHz: "there goes another one!" (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)

Slightly Disturbing

1. 26.84 MHz: "Little furry things, running through my knees" (19 hours and 18 minutes ago)
2. 26.84 MHz: "So soft so smooth, it really makes me pleased." (19 hours and 18 minutes ago)
3. 26.84 MHz: "I roll, they purr, this is just a lure." (19 hours and 17 minutes ago)
4. 26.84 MHz: "From white grey to red, I take 'em to my bed." (19 hours and 17 minutes ago)
5. 26.84 MHz: "Did ... did you feel bad?" (19 hours and 16 minutes ago)
6. 26.84 MHz: "Now now, dear dear" (19 hours and 16 minutes ago)
7. 26.84 MHz: "why dont we eat some deer?" (19 hours and 16 minutes ago)
8. 26.84 MHz: "My my what a generous offer," (19 hours and 16 minutes ago)
9. 26.84 MHz: "but ... but what will you want after???" (19 hours and 15 minutes ago)
10. 26.84 MHz: "Lil' puff, lil' pupp," (19 hours and 15 minutes ago)
11. 26.84 MHz: "the legs are going up." (19 hours and 15 minutes ago)
12. 26.84 MHz: "Licky lacquey" (19 hours and 15 minutes ago)
13. 26.84 MHz: "all sadness goes away." (19 hours and 15 minutes ago)
14. 26.84 MHz: "From dusk to dawn, never a moment to yawn." (19 hours and 15 minutes ago)
15. 26.84 MHz: "But here come the butterflies,water running out of the eyes." (19 hours and 14 minutes ago)
16. 26.84 MHz: "In her mouth and in her, the fur goes in deeper." (19 hours and 14 minutes ago)

Um...okay?

1. 28.01 MHz: "i need booze and sex#!" (22 hours and 47 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "Then go find it!" (22 hours and 46 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "no there is zombies outside..... wait that solves the sex .." (22 hours and 46 minutes ago)

I Guess That's Why Help Never Arrives

1. 28.02 MHz: "Definitely a few zombies and ruined buildings about 8 steps" (31 minutes ago)
2. 28.02 MHz: " to the south east" (31 minutes ago)
3. 28.02 MHz: "Wait.. now I realise that not everybody on the radio knows" (30 minutes ago)
4. 28.02 MHz: "where I'm emitting from.." (30 minutes ago)

Docter1guy: We Will Not Go Quietly Into The Night!!!

1. 28.03 MHz: "Good morning... In less than an hour, Survivors from here..." (18 minutes ago)
2. 28.03 MHz: "will join others from around Malton, and you will engage..." (16 minutes ago)
3. 28.03 MHz: "in the greatest Zombie based battle in the history of..." (14 minutes ago)
4. 28.03 MHz: "mankind... Mankind, that word should have new meaning to us." (14 minutes ago)
5. 28.03 MHz: "all... we cannot be consumed by our petty differences any..." (11 minutes ago)
6. 28.03 MHz: "longer... We will be united in our common intrest, perhaps.." (10 minutes ago)
7. 28.03 MHz: "it is fate that we will be colectively fighting for our..." (10 minutes ago)
8. 28.03 MHz: "freedom... Not from Tyranny, Persecution or Opression..." (6 minutes ago)
9. 28.03 MHz: "But from Zombification..." (3 minutes ago)
10. 28.03 MHz: "And if at the end of the day we are the victors then this..." (2 minutes ago)
11. 28.03 MHz: "day will forever known as the day when all of Malton said..." (2 minutes ago)
12. 28.03 MHz: "in one voice!!!!" (1 minute ago)
13. 28.03 MHz: "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!!!" (1 minute ago)
14. 28.03 MHz: "WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!" (1 minute ago)
15. 28.03 MHz: "WE ARE GONNA LIVE ON...WE ARE GONNA SURVIVE!!!" (45 seconds ago)
16. 28.03 MHz: "THIS DAY.... WE FIGHT *Crowd cheers*" (19 seconds ago)

(This is reference to Independence Day)

War of the worlds

Since your last turn:

1. 28.03 MHz: "*News Flash* This just in Killer Tri-Pods attack Malton!!!" (18 minutes ago)
2. 28.03 MHz: "They are killing zombies and survivors alike! They are using" (16 minutes ago)
3. 28.03 MHz: "What can only be described as heat rays! Now over to our..." (16 minutes ago)
4. 28.03 MHz: "reporter on the scene.. *Zapping noises screaming*" (14 minutes ago)
5. 28.03 MHz: "Hello Orson I'm live in Chudelyton outside Caiger Mall..." (14 minutes ago)
6. 28.03 MHz: "These things, massive metalic things on legs... They are..." (13 minutes ago)
7. 28.03 MHz: "attacking Caiger Mall!!! Now, what are they doing?" (13 minutes ago)
8. 28.03 MHz: "They are releasing some king of gas, oh God it's heading..." (12 minutes ago)
9. 28.03 MHz: "towards us run. *Choking* Gahuh? Ahgh!!! uhhhh..." (11 minutes ago)
10. 28.03 MHz: "Hello Lyeane, Lyeane. Oh my we have lost Lyeane... Ummm" (11 minutes ago)
11. 28.03 MHz: "Over to Robert on the coast, Robert whats the story???" (10 minutes ago)
12. 28.03 MHz: "*Sea Spray* I am here Danny and am witnessing a battle of..." (10 minutes ago)
13. 28.03 MHz: "titanic proportions, the Battleship Thunderchild is...wait" (9 minutes ago)
14. 28.03 MHz: "*Explosion in the background* YES YES!!! COMEON THUNDERCHILD" (8 minutes ago)
15. 28.03 MHz: "*Desperate cheering* Come on Thunderchild!!!" (8 minutes ago)
16. 28.03 MHz: "*In the background* UUUUULLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (7 minutes ago)
17. 28.03 MHz: "*In the background* UUUUULLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (7 minutes ago)
18. 28.03 MHz: "*Zapping explosion* No... Ladies and Gentlemen, this is..." (7 minutes ago)
19. 28.03 MHz: "truly devastating, such a loss of oh no. RUN *Zapping noise*" (6 minutes ago)
20. 28.03 MHz: "Robert? Robert? Oh my... Citizens and Zombies of Malton..." (4 minutes ago)
21. 28.03 MHz: "...Malton is now under seige by Martians!!!" (3 minutes ago)
22. 28.03 MHz: "Marvin the Martian?" (3 minutes ago)
23. 28.03 MHz: "...Malton is now under seige by Martians!!!" (2 minutes ago)
24. 28.03 MHz: "No not that one..." (2 minutes ago)
25. 28.03 MHz: "We've lost our reporters.... Hello..." (2 minutes ago)
26. 28.03 MHz: "2X2L calling CQ ... Isn't there anyone on the air?" (1 minute ago)
27. 28.03 MHz: "Isn't there ... anyone?" (52 seconds ago)
28. 28.03 MHz: "*STATIC*" (28 seconds ago)

Important Message From The Flat Earth Society

Note: this broadcast seems to be incomplete. Any additional message would be appreciated.

1. 26.36 MHz: "2) Falling off As we begin to make this argument, we" (37 minutes ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "acknowledge beforehand that we are aware of the property of" (36 minutes ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "matter known as friction. Yes, we realize that whenever two" (36 minutes ago)
4. 26.36 MHz: "surfaces are held together by any force there will be a" (36 minutes ago)
5. 26.36 MHz: "static frictional force that will resist any motion by" (35 minutes ago)
6. 26.36 MHz: "either surface in any direction other than parallel to the" (35 minutes ago)
7. 26.36 MHz: "force. The example we are using is an extreme situation, and" (35 minutes ago)
8. 26.36 MHz: "would involve the object in question to travel a" (34 minutes ago)
9. 26.36 MHz: "considerable distance (tens of degrees of latitude) from the" (34 minutes ago)
10. 26.36 MHz: "top of the planet. Using the round Earth theory, setting" (34 minutes ago)
11. 26.36 MHz: "an object on the earth would be like setting grains of sand" (34 minutes ago)
12. 26.36 MHz: "on a beach ball. Certainly a few grains would stay - right" (33 minutes ago)
13. 26.36 MHz: "around the top, the surface is nearly horizontal - but when" (33 minutes ago)
14. 26.36 MHz: "you stray too far from the absolute top of the ball, the" (32 minutes ago)
15. 26.36 MHz: "grains of sand start sliding off and falling onto the ground" (32 minutes ago)
16. 26.36 MHz: "The Earth, if round, should behave in exactly the same" (32 minutes ago)
17. 26.36 MHz: "fashion. Because the top is a very localized region on a" (31 minutes ago)
18. 26.36 MHz: "sphere, if the Earth were in fact round, there would be only" (31 minutes ago)
19. 26.36 MHz: "..." *static* "... YOU" (31 minutes ago)
20. 26.36 MHz: "a very small area of land that would be at all inhabitable." (30 minutes ago)
21. 26.36 MHz: "Stray to the outside fringes of the safe zone, and you" (30 minutes ago)
22. 26.36 MHz: "start walking at a tilt. The further out you go, the more" (30 minutes ago)
23. 26.36 MHz: "you slant, until your very survival is determined by the" (30 minutes ago)
24. 26.36 MHz: "tread on your boots. Reach a certain point, and you slide" (29 minutes ago)
25. 26.36 MHz: "off the face of the planet entirely. Obviously, something is" (28 minutes ago)
26. 26.36 MHz: "wrong. In order to avoid the aforementioned scenario, (which" (28 minutes ago)
27. 26.36 MHz: "obviously is inaccurate, as you very rarely hear of people" (28 minutes ago)
28. 26.36 MHz: "falling off the face of the planet) we are forced to assume" (28 minutes ago)
29. 26.36 MHz: "that, in the round Earth theory, there would be a" (28 minutes ago)
30. 26.36 MHz: "gravitational field radiating from the center of the planet." (27 minutes ago)
31. 26.36 MHz: "All objects, be they rocks, insects, humans, or other planet" (27 minutes ago)
32. 26.36 MHz: "would have, under Efimovich's theory, have a gravitational" (27 minutes ago)
33. 26.36 MHz: "charge that would, under a certain alignment, cause them" (26 minutes ago)
34. 26.36 MHz: "to be attracted to the center of the Earth. Unfortunately," (26 minutes ago)
35. 26.36 MHz: "like a magnet in a stronger magnetic field, it would" (26 minutes ago)
36. 26.36 MHz: "undoubtedly require a long time to re-align an object's" (25 minutes ago)
37. 26.36 MHz: "gravitational charge, were this the case. And so we go to" (25 minutes ago)
38. 26.36 MHz: "argument four, which deals with difficulties in having diffe" (25 minutes ago)
39. 26.36 MHz: "different downs for different people." (25 minutes ago)
40. 26.36 MHz: "These important messages are brought to you from the FEZ." (24 minutes ago)
41. 26.36 MHz: "The True Leader of the Flat Earth Society signing out." (24 minutes ago)

We Will Fight Them...

1. 28.01 MHz: "We will fight them on the beaches!" (2 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "i'll post details later when i have more time and have them!" (2 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "We will fight them in the trenches, and on the battlegrounds" (1 minute ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "We will fight them in the fields, and in the streets!" (1 minute ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "We will NEVER surrender!" (1 minute ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "you mean fight them in the trechcoats :)" (7 seconds ago)

Alex Is Legend

1. 28.03 MHz: "Hell is oneself, Hell is alone, the other figures" (5 minutes ago)
2. 28.03 MHz: "in it merely projections. There is nothing to" (5 minutes ago)
3. 28.03 MHz: "to escape to. One is always alone.T.S. Eliot wrote that," (3 minutes ago)
4. 28.03 MHz: "I might've agreed with him.But I don't feel alone. Not now." (2 minutes ago)
5. 28.03 MHz: "I'm changing. I'm no longer trapped. I have hope." (2 minutes ago)
6. 28.03 MHz: "I was born in Auckalnd New Zealand 1992." (1 minute ago)
7. 28.03 MHz: "My name is Alex...and... I am legend" (49 seconds ago)

Blue pickup

1. 28.01 MHz: "ATTN: the owner of a blue pickup, plate I3Zeds" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "You have ten seconds to move you car." (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "You have five seconds to move your car." (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "You have two seconds to move you car." (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "Your car has been towed." (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "Your car has been crushed into a little cube." (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "You have thrity seconds to move your cube." (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "Thank you" (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)

Crooked Cop

1. 28.01 MHz: "This is Officer Miranda Keys" (13 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "We currently situated at South Monroeville" (13 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "Officer Miranda Keys, do you have five bucks?" (13 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "At the Reed Place Police Department" (12 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "'Cuz I need some money for a soda." (12 minutes ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "Umm i do?" (12 minutes ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "Why do you ask?" (12 minutes ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "And maybe a corndog." (12 minutes ago)
9. 28.01 MHz: "Oh! And one of those crossword puzzle books." (11 minutes ago)
10. 28.01 MHz: "How can you think of a corndog WHILE PEOPLE ARE DIEING?" (11 minutes ago)
11. 28.01 MHz: "Sweet Jesus! Has the zombie infection has gone to your brain" (11 minutes ago)
12. 28.01 MHz: "And, uh.... well, let's just multiply that five bucks by abo" (11 minutes ago)
13. 28.01 MHz: "I take that as a yes..." (11 minutes ago)
14. 28.01 MHz: "ut eighty.... yeah." (11 minutes ago)
15. 28.01 MHz: "..... Omg This is Miranda Keys out." (11 minutes ago)
16. 28.01 MHz: "I need one o' them color tv's." (10 minutes ago)
17. 28.01 MHz: "Awww.... now I have to beg on the streets...." (10 minutes ago)
18. 28.01 MHz: "...... For the love of GOD! Waste your time finding bullets." (10 minutes ago)
19. 28.01 MHz: "Beg from the zombies and i promise they give ALOT" (10 minutes ago)
20. 28.01 MHz: "You know how those hobos are so damn stingy..." (10 minutes ago)
21. 28.01 MHz: "Hobos? THERE ARE NO HOBOS! THE STREETS ARE DEAD!" (9 minutes ago)
22. 28.01 MHz: "Bullets? Do I look like I'd resort to robbery?" (9 minutes ago)
23. 28.01 MHz: "Yes you do...." (9 minutes ago)
24. 28.01 MHz: "Well.... I suppose I could rob someone..." (9 minutes ago)
25. 28.01 MHz: "But it would have to be a really rich person.." (9 minutes ago)
26. 28.01 MHz: "Egad...." (9 minutes ago)
27. 28.01 MHz: "Rob your friends...." (8 minutes ago)
28. 28.01 MHz: "Hey! Are you rich, by any chance?" (8 minutes ago)
29. 28.01 MHz: "NO!" (8 minutes ago)
30. 28.01 MHz: "Cuz I'm a vietnam veteran, and I gotta pay rent..." (8 minutes ago)
31. 28.01 MHz: "Lol" (7 minutes ago)
32. 28.01 MHz: "And I need one o' them color tvs..." (7 minutes ago)
33. 28.01 MHz: "GOD DAMN IT! SHUT UP!" (7 minutes ago)
34. 28.01 MHz: "But, I suppose, you wouldn't know anything about that wouldn" (7 minutes ago)
35. 28.01 MHz: "WE USE THE RADIO TO SAVE AND RESCUE !" (7 minutes ago)
36. 28.01 MHz: "'t you?" (7 minutes ago)
37. 28.01 MHz: "............. I f**king hate you...." (7 minutes ago)
38. 28.01 MHz: "I mean, you pass me on the street every day..." (6 minutes ago)
39. 28.01 MHz: "and you won't even spare me the change..." (6 minutes ago)
40. 28.01 MHz: "I see you exchanging dirty money, I know you're a crooked co" (6 minutes ago)
41. 28.01 MHz: "p..." (6 minutes ago)
42. 28.01 MHz: "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?" (6 minutes ago)
43. 28.01 MHz: "And yet I'm silent. Why?" (5 minutes ago)
44. 28.01 MHz: "BECAUSE I AM A GOOD PERSON." (5 minutes ago)
45. 28.01 MHz: "I AM A POLICE OFFICER!" (5 minutes ago)
46. 28.01 MHz: "And you... you..." (5 minutes ago)
47. 28.01 MHz: "You sit there..." (5 minutes ago)
48. 28.01 MHz: "I AM A LEADER OF A RESCUE TEAM!" (5 minutes ago)
49. 28.01 MHz: "Eating babies and framing the parents..." (5 minutes ago)
50. 28.01 MHz: "I AM TRYING TO RID THE ZOMBIES SO THAT PEOPLE CAN LIVE WIITH" (4 minutes ago)
51. 28.01 MHz: "OUT THE DEAD!" (4 minutes ago)
52. 28.01 MHz: "Oh, you have a good old time raping old people, don't you?" (4 minutes ago)
53. 28.01 MHz: "They trust you, but you take advantage of you..." (4 minutes ago)
54. 28.01 MHz: "r own people..." (4 minutes ago)
55. 28.01 MHz: "I DONT!" (4 minutes ago)
56. 28.01 MHz: "Now you are just being annoying!" (3 minutes ago)
57. 28.01 MHz: "And you don't care..." (3 minutes ago)
58. 28.01 MHz: "You won't even spare some change for a legless Vietnam Vet.." (3 minutes ago)
59. 28.01 MHz: "Fine say you want i am going to bed.... I killed enough for" (3 minutes ago)
60. 28.01 MHz: "today...." (3 minutes ago)
61. 28.01 MHz: "You spit on people... You shoot strangers just for fun..." (3 minutes ago)
62. 28.01 MHz: "Going to bed? How the static do you sleep at night?" (2 minutes ago)
63. 28.01 MHz: "You are a monster. You must be stopped." (2 minutes ago)
64. 28.01 MHz: "I'm turning you in. I have all the evidence to convict you" (1 minute ago)
65. 28.01 MHz: "Have a nice sleep. It'll be your last." (1 minute ago)

Stick of Gum for a...

1. 28.03 MHz: "I'm here to kick zome zeds and chew bubblegum" (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
2. 28.03 MHz: "And i'm all out of gum" (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
3. 28.03 MHz: "I'm out of zombies, could we trade?" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)

Request Denied

1. 28.01 MHz: "help" (2 days ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "No" (2 days ago)

Groups of Kittens

1. 26.06 MHz: "Lot of smaller groups in the Downdey Mall area" (28 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "of Zeds I mean" (27 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "oh, I thought you meant groups of kittens" (20 minutes ago)

Pitneybank declares war against Dulston

1. 26.36 MHz: "Attn: Dulston. As the sole surviving defender of Pitneybank," (22 hours and 55 minutes ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "I have witnessed the grevious actions of a zombie bearing" (22 hours and 54 minutes ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "the groupname 'Dulston Alliance', who attacked and killed" (22 hours and 54 minutes ago)
4. 26.36 MHz: "at least one Pitneybank defender, I hereby inform you that" (22 hours and 54 minutes ago)
5. 26.36 MHz: "Pitneybank has seen this as a declaration of War. All" (22 hours and 54 minutes ago)
6. 26.36 MHz: "remaining forces in Pitneybank (thats me) will be mobilised" (22 hours and 53 minutes ago)
7. 26.36 MHz: "You may scoff, but if I can somehow aim all these Zeds at" (22 hours and 52 minutes ago)
8. 26.36 MHz: "you, you will be in big doo doo" (22 hours and 51 minutes ago)
9. 26.36 MHz: "cunning plan 1: I will spray graffiti advertising Dulston as" (22 hours and 46 minutes ago)
10. 26.36 MHz: "the next BB target, and encourage recently deceased Pitneyba" (22 hours and 45 minutes ago)
11. 26.36 MHz: "Pitneybankers to join them. Expect 1000 Zombies by sundown" (22 hours and 44 minutes ago)
12. 26.36 MHz: "The only way for you to survive is through repairations" (22 hours and 42 minutes ago)
13. 26.36 MHz: "Send all your young women and livestock immediately, or die" (22 hours and 41 minutes ago)
14. 26.36 MHz: "I will begin the graffiti process in 2 hours," (22 hours and 24 minutes ago)
15. 26.36 MHz: "unless stated repairations are pledged within that time." (22 hours and 23 minutes ago)
16. 26.36 MHz: "No Ewes dressed up as lamb, either." (22 hours and 22 minutes ago)

A little while later...

1. 26.36 MHz: "Repairations have not been pledged therfore Pitneybank" (3 hours and 44 minutes ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "is at war with Dulston. Dulston Alliance member was seen" (3 hours and 43 minutes ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "killing wounded survivors who were defending Pitneybank" (3 hours and 42 minutes ago)
4. 26.36 MHz: "This treacherous act will not go unpunished." (3 hours and 42 minutes ago)
5. 26.36 MHz: "Dulston Alliance sees fit to take 10xp for killing survivors" (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)
6. 26.36 MHz: "I will be among the BB when it sacks Dulston." (3 hours and 38 minutes ago)

Quite A Deal

1. 26.17 MHz: "When's the last time the game changed to boost survivors?" (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
2. 26.17 MHz: "IIRC the last two changes were building ruining, and" (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
3. 26.17 MHz: "now the no cade if zeds inside thing." (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
4. 26.17 MHz: "I for one would like to see submachineguns." (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
5. 26.17 MHz: "I think we need more laser boobs." (1 hour and 4 minutes ago)
6. 26.17 MHz: "Laser Boobs!! LASER BOOBS!!!!!" (53 minutes ago)
7. 26.17 MHz: "Coming to store near you q3 2008" (53 minutes ago)
8. 26.17 MHz: "for only £69.99 you can own...Laser Boobs!! LASER BOOBS!!!!" (53 minutes ago)
9. 26.17 MHz: "And for £20 more you can have some..Lazer boobs!" (52 minutes ago)
10. 26.17 MHz: "What's the difference between Lazer and Laser?" (50 minutes ago)
11. 26.17 MHz: "A z?" (35 minutes ago)

You are NOT taking me seriously

1. 28.01 MHz: "Hahaha... You all shall be damned." (4 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "Zombies are insignifigant next to the coming darkness..." (4 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "ZOMG SOMONES GONNA DESTROY OUR GENERATORS!?!" (1 minute ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "...cause its the coming of darkness..get it??...yea.." (55 seconds ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "You shall be the first to go." (21 seconds ago)

Tenacious D

1. Chrystian broadcast "YOU CAN'T KILL THE METAL" from here, on 27.99 MHz.(15 hours and 42 minutes ago)
2. Chrystian broadcast "THE METAL WILL LIVE ON" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 42 minutes ago)
3. Chrystian broadcast "PUNK ROCK TRIED TO KILL THE METAL" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 41 minutes ago)
4. Chrystian broadcast "BUT THEY FAILED, AS THEY WERE SMASHED DOWN TO THE GROUND" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 41 minutes ago)
5. Chrystian broadcast "NEW WAVE TRIED TO KILL THE METAL" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 41 minutes ago)
6. Chrystian broadcast "BUT THEY FAILED AS THEY WERE SMITTEN DOWN, TO THE GROUND" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 41 minutes ago)
7. Chrystian broadcast "GRUNGE TRIED TO KILL THE METAL" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 40 minutes ago)
8. Chrystian broadcast "HA HA, BUT THEY FAILED AS THEY WERE THROWN TO THE GROUND" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 40 minutes ago)
9. Chrystian broadcast "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 40 minutes ago)
10. 27.99 MHz: "A Zombie Killed Metal (40 minutes ago)" (exactly 15 hours ago)

Thriller

28.01 MHz: "Where's Michael Jackson when we need him?" (6 hours and 26 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Instead of allegedly molesting boys, he could be help us." (6 hours and 26 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "By dancing with the zombies and providing entertainment." (6 hours and 25 minutes ago)

Dr. Breen?

1. 28.33 MHz: "Welcome. Welcome to Malton City."
2. 28.33 MHz: "You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our"
3. 28.33 MHz: "finest remaining urban centers."
4. 28.33 MHz: "I thought so much of Malton that I elected to establish my"
5. 28.33 MHz: "Administration here, in the NT lab so thoughtfully provided"
6. 28.33 MHz: "by our benefactors."
7. 28.33 MHz: "I have been proud to call Malton my home."
8. 28.33 MHz: "And so, whether you are here to stay, or trapped here"
9. 28.33 MHz: "against your will, welcome to Malton City."
10. 28.33 MHz: "It's safer here."

A new breed of killer

1. 26.34 MHz: "This is Max Von Heller of the Clean Air Reclamators."
2. 26.34 MHz: "I have been accused of being a PK'er"
3. 26.34 MHz: "I am NOT. I am a FK'er"
4. 26.34 MHz: "A FART KILLER!"
5. 26.34 MHz: "This has been a public announcemsnt..."

I Am Legend

1. sniperking1168 broadcast "will smith is not the last man on earth!" from here, on 28.05 MHz.
2. sniperking1168 broadcast "Chuck Norris is!" from here, on 28.05 MHz.
3. ********* killed sniperking1168.

I Am Legend Mk. II

1. 27.35 MHz: "My name is Robert Neville" (21 hours and 51 minutes ago)
2. 27.35 MHz: "I am a survivor living in Malton" (21 hours and 51 minutes ago)
3. 27.35 MHz: "If there is anybody out there…anybody" (21 hours and 51 minutes ago)
4. 27.35 MHz: "Please. You are not alone." (21 hours and 51 minutes ago)
5. MrHitlerHater says: Dude, you're in a mall...

Christmas time

1. 28.01 MHz: "People, look through the windows, or for you zombies, take a..."
2. 28.01 MHz: "look on the sky, it is snowing! It is the time when we..."
3. 28.01 MHz: "must KILL EACH OTHER! TURN THE SNOW RED! Make this christmas..."
4. 28.01 MHz: "a better place for anyone, by dumping them outside..."
5. 28.01 MHz: "and peeing on the snow, making it yellow! Everyone, have fun,..."
6. 28.01 MHz: "beacuse we have been given a gift to kill anyone, and than..."
7. 28.01 MHz: "revive him!"
8. 28.01 MHz: "So, people, make this time better to everyone by..."
9. 28.01 MHz: "putting a bullet in his head, or eating his brians."
10. 28.01 MHz: "Everyone, Merry Chrismtas, and a happy new blood year!"

...

1. 28.01 MHz: "Oh, it's Christmas, not Chrismtas..."

Thank You Zombra's Pub

1. 26.07 MHz: "Gooooooood Morninnnnnnng Zombra's Pub!!!!!!" (2 hours and 36 minutes ago)
2. 26.07 MHz: "I'd like to give a big heartfelt THANK YOU," (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)
3. 26.07 MHz: "for the Revive I got from your guy." (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)
4. 26.07 MHz: "You like me! You REALLY like me!" (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)
5. 26.07 MHz: "*wipes away a tear*" (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)
6. 26.07 MHz: "*sniff* You guys are the best. The best!" (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)
7. 26.07 MHz: "I can't think of anyone I'd rather stab." (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)
8. 26.07 MHz: "And I mean that. Bye for now." (2 hours and 32 minutes ago)
9. 26.07 MHz: "I'll be stabbing you soon." (2 hours and 32 minutes ago)

Tfox News!

1. 26.36 MHz: "Tfox smokes ..." *static* "...s!" (14 hours and 33 minutes ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "Tfox sniffs jocks!" (14 hours and 32 minutes ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "This just in: Tfox has been spotted-" (13 hours and 59 minutes ago)
4. 26.36 MHz: "knocking on Dante Noctis's backdoor." (13 hours and 58 minutes ago)
5. 26.36 MHz: "Dante looks scared..." (13 hours and 58 minutes ago)
6. 26.36 MHz: "No, it looks like Dante is going to let him in..." (13 hours and 58 minutes ago)
7. 26.36 MHz: "This reporter thinks we should give them their privacy." (13 hours and 57 minutes ago)
8. 26.36 MHz: "This just in: Tfox took a dump...and it rocked!" (13 hours and 23 minutes ago)
9. 26.36 MHz: "rocked the bathroom that is wheeew" (13 hours and 21 minutes ago)
10. 26.36 MHz: "there any air freshener in the mall?" (13 hours and 21 minutes ago)
11. 26.36 MHz: "tfox pumps poodles!!" (13 hours and 19 minutes ago)
12. 26.36 MHz: "Oh man, Tfox forgot to wipe..." (13 hours and 18 minutes ago)
13. 26.36 MHz: "open a window dude. dam." (13 hours and 17 minutes ago)
14. 26.36 MHz: "Tfox has been in my room again..." (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
15. 26.36 MHz: "Ah man, Tfox spooged in all my socks!!" (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
16. 26.36 MHz: "Get off the radio you assclowns!" (13 hours and 7 minutes ago)
17. 26.36 MHz: "Can't do it spaz boy. The people need to know the news." (13 hours and 3 minutes ago)
18. 26.36 MHz: "All the news that is Tfox. Espeacially when he takes a dump." (13 hours and 2 minutes ago)
19. 26.36 MHz: "That's when he opens his mouth." (13 hours and 1 minute ago)
20. 26.36 MHz: "and loses a part of his brain." (13 hours and 1 minute ago)
21. 26.36 MHz: "then he leaves it on the ground" (12 hours and 59 minutes ago)
22. 26.36 MHz: "then he builds a shrine to it." (12 hours and 59 minutes ago)
23. 26.36 MHz: "Oh man, I just stepped in another one of Tfox's shrines dude" (12 hours and 58 minutes ago)
24. 26.36 MHz: "Try not to step on Tfoxs brains man" (12 hours and 57 minutes ago)
25. 26.36 MHz: "never comes off your shoe" (12 hours and 57 minutes ago)
26. 26.36 MHz: "Whitlock running low on fuel, if anyone has some handy" (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
27. 26.36 MHz: "Trood could use some help, 7 outside" (9 hours and 24 minutes ago)
28. 26.36 MHz: "7 outside trood? Did he bring his buds 8 and 9? Don't worry," (7 hours and 53 minutes ago)
29. 26.36 MHz: "it usually ends in tragedy for those ones." (7 hours and 52 minutes ago)
30. 26.36 MHz: "If you see Tfox, let me know on this channel" (7 hours and 19 minutes ago)
31. 26.36 MHz: "You infected swarm are reallty pathetic..." (7 hours and 18 minutes ago)
32. 26.36 MHz: "Wasting AP as usual, no wonder you are such easy targets." (7 hours and 17 minutes ago)
33. 26.36 MHz: "Unless this is Dulston's worse bounty hunter/pker. Then its" (7 hours and 14 minutes ago)
34. 26.36 MHz: "more sad. Build a bridge. Get over it." (7 hours and 13 minutes ago)

Long Live... YOUR MOM!!!

1. 27.50 MHz: "Long live the Revolution!" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
2. 27.50 MHz: "I will kill the next person to say Long live the revolution" (1 hour and 44 minutes ago)
3. 27.50 MHz: "Long live the revolution, b!tch!" (1 hour and 44 minutes ago)
4. 27.50 MHz: "You're gonna get it now, you frickin' idiot!" (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)
5. 27.50 MHz: "Yeah like your mom did last night. Long live the revolution!" (1 hour and 42 minutes ago)
6. 27.50 MHz: "Go ahead & tell me your name ya pansy!" (1 hour and 42 minutes ago)
7. 27.50 MHz: "I'm the guy who fskced your mom. And boy, she's a FRREEEEKKK" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
8. 27.50 MHz: "Not nearly as much so as your sister!" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
9. 27.50 MHz: "...Dad? I didn't know you were in this game!" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
10. 27.50 MHz: "Besides I asked for a name. Are you really that scared?" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
11. 27.50 MHz: "HarDeHarHar" (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
12. 27.50 MHz: "Only when you're all het up and horny like that!" (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)
13. 27.50 MHz: "What happened to the Long Live the Revolution pansy?" (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)
14. 27.50 MHz: "You're seriously screwed up; I could care less what immature" (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
15. 27.50 MHz: "Comeback you have for that though." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
16. 27.50 MHz: "Long live the revolution! Love, Mom. Smooch!" (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
17. 27.50 MHz: "Geez lighten up, you kids! Have a frickin Pepsi or something" (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
18. 27.50 MHz: "Whooo, Pepsi Rocks! Coke has cocaine in it, don't do drugs!" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
19. 27.50 MHz: "Oh yeah, I almost forgot. BOOGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
20. 27.50 MHz: "Alright you two. Don't make me have to stop this MMORPG!" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
21. 27.50 MHz: "You're not too big to turn across my knee, you know." (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
22. 27.50 MHz: "A spanking! A spanking!" (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
23. 27.50 MHz: "And after the spanking, the ORAL $EX!!!" (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
24. 27.50 MHz: "Aw Mom, get off this frequency, you're embarrassing me." (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)

Enormous Penis

1. 28.01 MHz: "Whenever life gets you down, Keeps you wearing a frown," (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "And the gravy train has left you behind" (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "And when you're all out of hope,Down at the end of your rope" (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "And nobody's there to throw you a lii-iine..." (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go" (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "Come on and take a walk in my shoes,Never worry bout a thing" (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "Got the world on a string- Cus I've got the cure for all of" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "my blues (all of his blues)...." (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
9. 28.01 MHz: "I take a look at my enormous penis, And my troubles start" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
10. 28.01 MHz: "a-meltin' away! I take a look at my enormous penis" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
11. 28.01 MHz: "And the happy times are coming to stay!" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
12. 28.01 MHz: "I got to sing and dance when I glance in my pants" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
13. 28.01 MHz: "And the feeling's like a sunshiney day, I take a look at my" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
14. 28.01 MHz: "enormous pe-e-e-nis! And everything is goin' my way!" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
15. 28.01 MHz: "(whistling).... PE-E-NIS!! Everybody, now! (group singing)" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
16. 28.01 MHz: "I take a look at my enormous penis-And my troubles start" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
17. 28.01 MHz: "a-meltin' away! I take a look at my enormous penis!" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
18. 28.01 MHz: "And the happy times are coming to stay." (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
19. 28.01 MHz: "I got great big amounts in the place where it counts," (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
20. 28.01 MHz: "And the feeling's like a sunshiney day..." (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
21. 28.01 MHz: "I take a look at my enormous penis..." (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
22. 28.01 MHz: "And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster)" (2 hours and 50 minutes ago)
23. 28.01 MHz: "Everything is goin' my waa, aaah, aaa-aaayy!!!" (2 hours and 50 minutes ago)
24. 28.01 MHz: "Thank you for tuning in. That was Enormous Penis, from" (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
25. 28.01 MHz: "Da Vinci's Notebook. Again, thank you for your time." (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
26. 28.01 MHz: "faggg" (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)
27. 28.01 MHz: "They mostly come out at night.... mostly." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

Screw The 5th Of November

1. 26.17 MHz: "Retake Ridleybank, Monday http://tinyurl.com/fpl4c" (yesterday)
2. 26.17 MHz: "there's no mall in ridleybank..." (yesterday)
3. 26.17 MHz: "what are we supposed to do there?" (yesterday)
4. 26.17 MHz: "Screw Ridleybank. Defend your HOMES!" (yesterday)
5. 26.17 MHz: "Screw the homes! Defend the BOOZE!!!" (yesterday)
6. 26.17 MHz: "Screw the booze! Defend your HOES (the ones in Blackmore) !!" (yesterday)
7. 26.17 MHz: "Screw the robo-suck! Defend your sex-toys!!!" (yesterday)
8. 26.17 MHz: "Don't listen to them! They're crazy with the gonorrhea!!!" (yesterday)
9. 26.17 MHz: "Defend the BOOZE!" (yesterday)
10. 26.17 MHz: "Defend the garden tools? Ookee-dookie." (yesterday)
11. 26.17 MHz: "Screw everything, let's have sex!" (yesterday)
12. 26.17 MHz: "Quack?" (yesterday)
13. 26.17 MHz: "Buy a Porn Watch at the ULC of" (yesterday)
14. 26.17 MHz: "Nichols!" (yesterday)
15. 26.17 MHz: "Goolina of RRF is on DIbbings building as a human." (yesterday)
16. 26.17 MHz: "So?" (yesterday)
17. 26.17 MHz: "Some people just shouldn't be allowed near a radio" (yesterday)

We work on behalf of GlaDOS!

28.63 MHz: "THE CAKE IS A LIE!" (6 hours and 16 minutes ago)

28.63 MHz: "THE PIE IS A LIE!" (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)

28.63 MHz: "To the person sending out the cake-based message 6 hours ago" (4 minutes ago)

28.63 MHz: "Aperture science wishes to assure you, the cake is not a lie" (3 minutes ago)

28.63 MHz: "As well, we wish to remind you that" (3 minutes ago)

28.63 MHz: "your weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you" (3 minutes ago)

28.63 MHz: "and in fact, cannot speak." (2 minutes ago)

28.63 MHz: "Malton's own 28.63 FM. Tikhon Medical news..." (57 seconds ago)

28.63 MHz: "...and Apeture science propaganda every hour, on the hour!" (34 seconds ago)

You'll Need A Stronger Barricade....

28.01 MHz: "Motivation such an aggravation" (3 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Accusations don't know how to take 'em!" (3 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Inspiration's getting hard to fake it" (2 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Concentration never hard to break it!" (2 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Situation never what you want it to be- ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" (2 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Mrh?" (2 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Graaaarrr!" (1 minute ago)

28.01 MHz: "Oh god! Oh go-aaahhhh! Help!!!! I can still broadcast this!" (1 minute ago)

28.01 MHz: "Even though I'm getting eaten!!!!! Oh...speak of the devil.." (50 seconds ago)

28.01 MHz: "Mrh? Raaaaarrr!" (35 seconds ago)

Rallying Cry

1. 26.70 MHz: "Axes flash, broadsword swing," (2 days ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Shining armour's piercing ring" (2 days ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Horses run with polished shield," (2 days ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Fight Those Bastards till They Yield" (2 days ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "Midnight mare and blood red roan," (2 days ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Fight to Keep this Land Your Own" (2 days ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "Sound the horn and call the cry," (2 days ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "How Many of Them Can We Make Die!" (2 days ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "Follow orders as you're told," (2 days ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "Make Their Yellow Blood Run Cold" (2 days ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "Fight until you die or drop," (2 days ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "A Force Like Ours is Hard to Stop" (2 days ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "Close your mind to stress and pain," (2 days ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "Fight till You're No Longer Sane" (2 days ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "Let not one damn cur pass by," (2 days ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "How Many of Them Can We Make Die!" (2 days ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "Guard your women and children well," (2 days ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: "Send These Bastards Back to Hell" (2 days ago)
19. 26.70 MHz: "We'll teach them the ways of war," (2 days ago)
20. 26.70 MHz: "hey Won't Come Here Any More" (2 days ago)
21. 26.70 MHz: "Use your shield and use your head," (2 days ago)
22. 26.70 MHz: "Fight till Every One is Dead" (2 days ago)
23. 26.70 MHz: "Raise the flag up to the sky," (2 days ago)
24. 26.70 MHz: "ow Many of Them Can We Make Die!" (2 days ago)
25. 26.70 MHz: "Dawn has broke, the time has come," (2 days ago)
26. 26.70 MHz: "Move Your Feet to a Marching Drum" (2 days ago)
27. 26.70 MHz: "We'll win the war and pay the toll," (2 days ago)
28. 26.70 MHz: "We'll Fight as One in Heart and Soul" (2 days ago)
29. 26.70 MHz: "Midnight mare and blood red roan," (2 days ago)
30. 26.70 MHz: "Fight to Keep this Land Your Own" (2 days ago)
31. 26.70 MHz: "Sound the horn and call the cry," (2 days ago)
32. 26.70 MHz: "How Many of Them Can We Make Die!" (2 days ago)

High-Tech Military Ops

1. 26.70 MHz: "Foxtrot tango, the sea is green, Creedy Op commences....."
2. 26.70 MHz: "I need a Running Mulligan and two Straw Hats ......."
3. 26.70 MHz: ".... outside the funny farm."
4. 26.70 MHz: "*kcht* Fez, Op Fez, fullfil destiny tannenbaum is go!"
5. 26.70 MHz: "C.A.D. to compliment P.A.D.... comply"
6. 26.70 MHz: "trenchtosterone levels approach critical..."
7. 26.70 MHz: "Perryn is saturated.... Op Lysol is go."
8. 26.70 MHz: "Indigo .... out!"
9. 26.70 MHz: "Test... Indigo... foxtrot... C.A.D. respond"
10. 26.70 MHz: "Commence Op C.A.D. - zulu one niner - go"
11. 26.70 MHz: "Indigo, out!"
12. 26.70 MHz: "Yodell victor seven, foxtrot call Charlie."
13. 26.70 MHz: "The crow flies at midnight."
14. 26.70 MHz: "Echo two-sixer error at flash point eighty-eight."
15. 26.70 MHz: "Commence operation Infinite Pancakes."
16. 26.70 MHz: "President Baker should be somewhere south"
17. 26.70 MHz: "of where you blasted through the wall."
18. 26.70 MHz: "Penguins have succeeded at jumping the water tower!"
19. 26.70 MHz: "Call back your platoon immediatly!"
20. 26.70 MHz: "Call back your platoon immediately!"
21. 28.01 MHz: "This is Sierra Hotel Charlie reporting. There are zombies in" (18 hours and 22 minutes ago)
22. 28.01 MHz: "Malton, repeat there are zombies in Malton..." (18 hours and 21 minutes ago)
23. 28.01 MHz: "Sierra Hotel Charlie, we read you. Shoot the zombies. Repeat" (18 hours and 21 minutes ago)
24. 28.01 MHz: "shoot the zombies. Command out." (18 hours and 20 minutes ago)
25. 28.01 MHz: "Command, what do I shoot them with?Sierrra Hotel Charlie out" (18 hours and 20 minutes ago)
26. 28.01 MHz: "We don't know; be creative. Command out." (18 hours and 20 minutes ago)

Inspirational....right

1. 26.70 MHz: "Top Ten Inspirational Posters You'll Never See!" (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "- Plagiarism saves time." (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "- The beatings will continue until morale improves." (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "- TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame on you" (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "- Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in" (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "large groups." (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "- Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an" (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "incompetant slacker." (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "- When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break." (exactly 17 hours ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "- Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment." (exactly 17 hours ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "- We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other" (16 hours and 59 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "companies do all day." (16 hours and 59 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "- You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you." (16 hours and 59 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "- INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY." (16 hours and 58 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: " Remember, kids. A snooze button is a poor substitute for" (16 hours and 58 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "no alarm clock at all." (16 hours and 58 minutes ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "This has been another edition of Sergeant Smartass's Comedy" (16 hours and 58 minutes ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: "Hour, written by our very own TacticalWolf! Stay sharp." (16 hours and 58 minutes ago)

Beware the Lawyers

1. 26.87 MHz: "Gelasius has 3 uglies inside, send guns, and money...." (11 minutes ago)
2. 26.87 MHz: "The lawyers are the ones attacking" (10 minutes ago)

Cake or Death?

1. 26.70 MHz: "remind me again, what do we do when zeds are inside the fort" (34 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Ask them if they want cake... or death." (22 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "They'll probably want cake, they already have death." (14 minutes ago)

Critical Reception

1. 28.01 MHz: "Oh, how HI-LAR-I-OUS!" (20 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "IT'S LIKE NORMAL POETRY, BUT UNCOMPREHENSIBLE, AMIRITE?!" (20 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "TRULY THE MOST ORIGINAL IDEA, EVER!!!" (20 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "IT'S BREATH-TAKING!" (19 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "MIND-BOGGLING!" (19 minutes ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "..." *static* "...ING SIX STARS OUT OF FIVE!" (19 minutes ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "AN INSTANT CLASSIC SAYS THE NEW YORK TIMES!" (18 minutes ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "'FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY' SAYS GENERICO REVIEWER #5!" (18 minutes ago)
9. 28.01 MHz: "I MEAN SERIOUSLY! ZOMBIE. ..." *static* "...ING. POETRY!" (17 minutes ago)
10. 28.01 MHz: "YOU NEED TO PATENT THAT ASAP!" (17 minutes ago)
11. 28.01 MHz: "OH, AND HERE'S A POEM I MADE TOO! IN ..." *static* "...ING ZOMBIE LANGUAGE" (17 minutes ago)
12. 28.01 MHz: "GRAAAAAAAAGH BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRR MRH?" (16 minutes ago)
13. 28.01 MHz: "GARR BLAR MARH FRARHS IGEHJYTOURWEHGONPE54UTHO5UEHG5" (16 minutes ago)
14. 28.01 MHz: "BLARGBRAINSARGHHHHHUORHEOUHTEOUSHOOPT490YU6809HJG78638GRE" (16 minutes ago)
15. 28.01 MHz: "WASN'T THAT BEAUTIFULLY ORIGINAL AND AWESOME?!" (16 minutes ago)
16. 28.01 MHz: "I NEED A ..." *static* "...ING NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR THIS ..." *static* "...!" (16 minutes ago)
17. 28.01 MHz: "BUT YOU SIR, DESERVE A MEDAL FOR THIS BRILLIANT IDEA!" (15 minutes ago)
18. 28.01 MHz: "LOOKING FORWARD TO MORE. A+++++++. WOULD BUY FROM AGAIN! BYE" (15 minutes ago)
19. 28.01 MHz: "Thank you for your sarcasm... I mean feedback." (1 minutes ago)

Pirate Radio

1. 26.36 MHz: "Fifteen men on a dead man's chest...." (2 days ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE O' RUM!" (2 days ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "Drink and the devil be done for the rest." (2 days ago)
4. 26.36 MHz: "YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE O' RUM!" (2 days ago)
5. 26.36 MHz: "YOHOHO AND A BOTTLE O' STFU!" (2 days ago)
6. 26.36 MHz: "Heh. Gives new meaning to the term Pirate Radio." (2 days ago)
7. 26.36 MHz: "STFU? Y'all talk as though this is real life, and you're" (2 days ago)
8. 26.36 MHz: "trying to sleep, and the radio is next to your bed, and for" (2 days ago)
9. 26.36 MHz: "some reason you can't turn it off or lower the volume." (2 days ago)
10. 26.36 MHz: "You've got an Ignore Radio Messages button, you know." (2 days ago)
11. 26.36 MHz: "Alternatively, you could shoot the radio." (2 days ago)

Wandering Samurai Broadcast

1. 26.36 MHz: "Beep beep beepity-beep beep beep beep!" (2 days ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "This is Hoshima Akamaru, your wandering samurai broadcast" (2 days ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "journalist, reporting live from the scene of a recent zombie" (2 days ago)
4. 26.36 MHz: "break-in in Malton. It was a night like any other night in" (2 days ago)
5. 26.36 MHz: "post-quarantine Malton for the survivors sheltering in this" (2 days ago)
6. 26.36 MHz: "safehouse behind me. They had no way of knowing that this" (2 days ago)
7. 26.36 MHz: "night would be their last. A little after midnight, a small" (2 days ago)
8. 26.36 MHz: "horde of the walking dead broke through the barricades and" (2 days ago)
9. 26.36 MHz: "proceeded to devour the majority of the sleeping inhabitants" (2 days ago)
10. 26.36 MHz: "Hey. Hoshima ching-a-ling. Can it." (2 days ago)
11. 26.36 MHz: "One of the lucky ones was asked for a comment." (2 days ago)
12. 26.36 MHz: "*It happens all the time here in Malton* said a survivor who" (2 days ago)
13. 26.36 MHz: "I'm tired. And your voice annoys me. Its a zombie apocalypse" (2 days ago)
14. 26.36 MHz: "declined to give his name. *It's been over two years since*" (2 days ago)
15. 26.36 MHz: "WE GET IT." (2 days ago)
16. 26.36 MHz: "*they locked us in here, and let's be honest, we get killed*" (2 days ago)
17. 26.36 MHz: "*all the time. It's just a matter of waiting for the next*" (2 days ago)
18. 26.36 MHz: "*revive.* Indeed, with the quarantined city being" (2 days ago)
19. 26.36 MHz: "supplied with a constant stream of 'Vive from outside" (2 days ago)
20. 26.36 MHz: "Necrotech factories, there are few in Malton that have not" (2 days ago)
21. 26.36 MHz: "died and come back. Most have done so repeatedly." (2 days ago)
22. 26.36 MHz: "quiet nerd" (2 days ago)
23. 26.36 MHz: "In Northeast Danversbank this afternoon, I caught up with" (2 days ago)
24. 26.36 MHz: "career reviver Gina Semple. *Oh sure,* she said, *it" (2 days ago)
25. 26.36 MHz: "*happens more than we'd prefer. I bring people back from*" (2 days ago)
26. 26.36 MHz: "*the dead because, well, it's pretty cool. I guess. But*" (2 days ago)
27. 26.36 MHz: "*really, I wish they could stay alive, y'know?*" (2 days ago)
28. 26.36 MHz: "Outside of Malton, the international community still hotly" (2 days ago)
29. 26.36 MHz: "contests the ethical and legal usage of 'Vive. There are" (2 days ago)
30. 26.36 MHz: "many advocating the use of 'Vive for recreational purposes," (2 days ago)
31. 26.36 MHz: "and a handful who even advocate alternating 'Vive and a" (2 days ago)
32. 26.36 MHz: "controlled dose of the Zombie Virus to resurrect the" (2 days ago)
33. 26.36 MHz: "recently deceased, or as a form of extreme First Aid." (2 days ago)
34. 26.36 MHz: "Shhhh!" (2 days ago) ...and again. ...and again.
35. 26.36 MHz: "But many governments, supported by the Muslim communities" (2 days ago)
36. 26.36 MHz: "and the Vatican, remain ethically opposed to the use of" (2 days ago)
37. 26.36 MHz: "'Vive in anything other than emergency circumstances," (2 days ago)
38. 26.36 MHz: "maintaining that a natural death is an integral part of the" (2 days ago)
39. 26.36 MHz: "human condition. Whatever its controversial" (2 days ago)
40. 26.36 MHz: "status in the larger world, in post-quarantine Malton the" (2 days ago)
41. 26.36 MHz: "use of 'Vive remains a way of life--and perhaps the only" (2 days ago)
42. 26.36 MHz: "means of perpetuating life. *Oh yeah,* said Ms. Semple. *I" (2 days ago)
43. 26.36 MHz: "*think it's, like, obvious that if Necrotech didn't have any" (2 days ago)
44. 26.36 MHz: "*syringes [of 'Vive] in Malton, the zombies would have*" (2 days ago)
45. 26.36 MHz: "*taken over by now. It's the flow of syringes [of 'Vive]*" (2 days ago)
46. 26.36 MHz: "*that are keeping the survivors from being totally*" (2 days ago)
47. 26.36 MHz: "*overwhelmed.* She then left for her daily rounds of" (2 days ago)
48. 26.36 MHz: "sorting the career zombies from the temporarily undead" (2 days ago)
49. 26.36 MHz: "survivors, several syringes hanging from her belt." (2 days ago)
50. 26.36 MHz: "Some speculate about what role 'Vive will play if and when" (2 days ago)
51. 26.36 MHz: "the zombie threat is finally eradicated and the" (2 days ago)
52. 26.36 MHz: "Malton quarantine lifted. But until then, dedicated" (2 days ago)
53. 26.36 MHz: "revivers will continue to use the controversial drug to help" (2 days ago)
54. 26.36 MHz: "their thinning ranks. For WCII Spencer, this is Akamaru for" (2 days ago)
55. 26.36 MHz: "Community Broadcast News."

Diversity

1. 28.01 MHz: " Diversity...a Zombie Poem" (32 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "The thing with no face" (32 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "Walked alone in the street" (32 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "Searching and searching" (31 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "For someone to eat" (31 minutes ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "He wasn't that picky" (31 minutes ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "Anyone would do" (31 minutes ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "White, black, or asian" (30 minutes ago)
9. 28.01 MHz: "Hispanic, or Jew" (30 minutes ago)
10. 28.01 MHz: "He believed in the inate" (30 minutes ago)
11. 28.01 MHz: "Equality of men" (30 minutes ago)
12. 28.01 MHz: "Because they all tasted the same" (29 minutes ago)
13. 28.01 MHz: "Tall, short, fat, or thin" (29 minutes ago)
14. 28.01 MHz: "So he looked and he looked" (29 minutes ago)
15. 28.01 MHz: "And he searched through the day" (29 minutes ago)
16. 28.01 MHz: "For any good victim" (28 minutes ago)
17. 28.01 MHz: "Bi, straight, or gay" (28 minutes ago)
18. 28.01 MHz: "After hours of shambling" (28 minutes ago)
19. 28.01 MHz: "And stumbling around" (28 minutes ago)
20. 28.01 MHz: "He stood on a cliff" (27 minutes ago)
21. 28.01 MHz: "Moaning at the ground" (27 minutes ago)
22. 28.01 MHz: "No food existed" (27 minutes ago)
23. 28.01 MHz: "No one left alive" (27 minutes ago)
24. 28.01 MHz: "He'd eaten them all" (26 minutes ago)
25. 28.01 MHz: "Not one had survived" (26 minutes ago)

Skulduggery

1. 28.64 MHz: "Can someone tell me where you get skulls from? Thanks!" (yesterday)
2. 28.64 MHz: "Headshot a zombie and click teh 'de-skull' button... /winks" (yesterday)
3. 28.64 MHz: "Getting a skull is easy! Starting from your arm move upwards" (yesterday)
4. 28.64 MHz: "steadily until you reaach a shoulder. After the shoulder," (yesterday)
5. 28.64 MHz: "Just go up the neck and THERE IT IS!" (yesterday)
6. 28.64 MHz: "Of course, removing it safely can be tricky....." (yesterday)

Spinning the hits of the 80's

1. 27.55 MHz: "Welcome to Malton's only 80's hit radio! Broadcast your" (10 hours and 4 minutes ago)
2. 27.55 MHz: "request and I'll get it on the air." (10 hours and 3 minutes ago)
3. 27.55 MHz: "Play ziggy stardust, man." (7 hours and 46 minutes ago)
4. 27.55 MHz: "Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind" (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
5. 27.55 MHz: "Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!" (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
6. 27.55 MHz: "Oh Mickey what a pity you don't understand." (1 hour and 29 minutes ago)
7. 27.55 MHz: "You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand." (1 hour and 29 minutes ago)
8. 27.55 MHz: " SCRATCH!!!" (1 hour and 29 minutes ago)
9. 27.55 MHz: "This just in from the newsdesk, folks. It seems that" (1 hour and 28 minutes ago)
10. 27.55 MHz: "somehow, refugees from Katrina may be on the way here." (1 hour and 28 minutes ago)
11. 27.55 MHz: "Former N.O. resident Leroy Thibodeaux explains." (1 hour and 27 minutes ago)
12. 27.55 MHz: "Ya'll up dere got all dat houses nobody livin in. We comin" (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
13. 27.55 MHz: "on up and make it reeel good." (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
14. 27.55 MHz: "And on another note, the day labor site in downtown Malton" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
15. 27.55 MHz: "has seen a great reduction in the number of immigrants" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
16. 27.55 MHz: "seeking employment. -name withheld- explains. Si, we're" (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
17. 27.55 MHz: "going home now. No one lets me cut the grass or fix their" (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
18. 27.55 MHz: "roof. And mi familia no want me to be zombie, too." (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
19. 27.55 MHz: "So, in other words, a zombie infestation as the cure for" (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
20. 27.55 MHz: "illegal immigration ? Hmm, interesting." (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
21. 27.55 MHz: "Anyway, we'll be back after a word from our sponsers." (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
22. 27.55 MHz: "This is 27.55, your 80s hit radio, signing off to save fuel." (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
23. 27.55 MHz: "So the request lines are now closed, dammit!" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
24. 27.55 MHz: "However, management here is thinking about switching to an" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
25. 27.55 MHz: "all news station, in a Malton Only format. So, if you" (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
26. 27.55 MHz: "like the idea, or not, let us know :)" (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
27. 27.55 MHz: "Good day, and good luck." (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)

Sales

1. 28.01 MHz: "There are 27 zombies in Ackland Mall"
2. 28.01 MHz: "but are there any good sales? Cuz last time Sears had noting"

Title Music From Dawn of the Dead

1. 28.01 MHz: "There's a man going 'round taking names" (11 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "And He decides who to free and who to blame" (11 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "Everybody won't be treated all the same" (11 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "There'll be a golden ladder reaching down" (11 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "When the man comes around" (10 minutes ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "The hairs on your arm will stand up" (10 minutes ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "At the terror in each sip and in each sup" (10 minutes ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "Will you partake of that last offered cup" (10 minutes ago)
9. 28.01 MHz: "Or disappear into the potter's ground" (10 minutes ago)
10. 28.01 MHz: "When the man comes around" (10 minutes ago)
11. 28.01 MHz: "Hear the trumpets hear the pipers" (9 minutes ago)
12. 28.01 MHz: "One hundred million angels singing" (9 minutes ago)
13. 28.01 MHz: "Multitudes are marching to the big kettledrum" (9 minutes ago)
14. 28.01 MHz: "Voices calling, voices crying" (9 minutes ago)
15. 28.01 MHz: "Some are born and some are dying" (9 minutes ago)
16. 28.01 MHz: "It's alpha and omega's kingdom come" (8 minutes ago)
17. 28.01 MHz: "And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree" (8 minutes ago)
18. 28.01 MHz: "The virgins are all trimming their wicks" (8 minutes ago)
19. 28.01 MHz: "The whirlwind is in the thorn tree" (8 minutes ago)
20. 28.01 MHz: "It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks" (8 minutes ago)
21. 28.01 MHz: "'Til Armageddon no shalam no shalom" (8 minutes ago)
22. 28.01 MHz: "Then the father hen will call his chickens home" (7 minutes ago)
23. 28.01 MHz: "The wise man will bow down before the throne" (7 minutes ago)
24. 28.01 MHz: "And at His feet they'll cast their golden crowns" (6 minutes ago)
25. 28.01 MHz: "When the man comes around" (6 minutes ago)
26. 28.01 MHz: "Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still" (6 minutes ago)
27. 28.01 MHz: "Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still" (6 minutes ago)
28. 28.01 MHz: "Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still" (6 minutes ago)
29. 28.01 MHz: "Listen to the words long written down" (6 minutes ago)
30. 28.01 MHz: "When the man comes around" (5 minutes ago)
31. 28.01 MHz: "Hear the trumpets hear the pipers" (5 minutes ago)
32. 28.01 MHz: "One hundred million angels singing" (5 minutes ago)
33. 28.01 MHz: "Multitudes are marching to the big kettledrum" (5 minutes ago)
34. 28.01 MHz: "Voices calling, voices crying" (5 minutes ago)
35. 28.01 MHz: "Some are born and some are dying" (5 minutes ago)
36. 28.01 MHz: "It's alpha and omega's kingdom come" (5 minutes ago)
37. 28.01 MHz: "And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree" (4 minutes ago)
38. 28.01 MHz: "The virgins are all trimming their wicks" (4 minutes ago)
39. 28.01 MHz: "The whirlwind is in the thorn tree" (4 minutes ago)
40. 28.01 MHz: "It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks" (4 minutes ago)
41. 28.01 MHz: "In measured hundred weight and penny pound" (4 minutes ago)
42. 28.01 MHz: "When the man comes around" (4 minutes ago)
43. 28.01 MHz: "That was The Man Comes Around by Johnny Cash" (9 seconds ago)

Spammers Can't Count

1. 26.17 MHz: "153" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
2. 26.17 MHz: "154" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
3. 26.17 MHz: "155" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
4. 26.17 MHz: "156" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago) ...and again.
5. 26.17 MHz: "157" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)
6. 26.17 MHz: "258" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)
7. 26.17 MHz: "oops 158" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)
8. 26.17 MHz: "159" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)
9. 26.17 MHz: "160" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)

McZeds Advertisement

1. 28.01 MHz: "Vinetown McZeds in the historic Tynte Building is open!" (7 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "Come by McZeds for the best grub this side of Malton!" (6 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "This message brought to you by the Soylent Corporation" (6 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "Void where prohibited by law" (5 minutes ago)

Undead Cyber Sex

1. 26.06 MHz: "Any girls wanna cyber?" (yesterday)
2. 26.06 MHz: "I wanna cyber. I'm a girl." (yesterday)
3. 26.06 MHz: "Are you a zombie? I'm only into zombies..." (yesterday)
4. 26.06 MHz: "I can play dead if you want me to baby..." (yesterday)
5. 26.06 MHz: "I rake my great golfclub. You feel my warmth." (yesterday)
6. 26.06 MHz: "I get excited. My rotten skin glistens with blood. I moan." (yesterday)
7. 26.06 MHz: "I pierce your sickening flesh. I lick your brain." (yesterday)
8. 26.06 MHz: "I grab hold of you. Gently, I bite you and scratch you." (yesterday)
9. 26.06 MHz: "anyone up for a threesome?" (yesterday)
10. 26.06 MHz: "Ogres! Man, I got an Ogre-Slaying knife!" (yesterday)
11. 26.06 MHz: "It's got a plus 9 against ogres." (yesterday)

Must've been somethin' you said...

1. 26.41 MHz: "Due to zombie-related circumstances.." (20 hours and 33 minutes ago)
2. 26.41 MHz: "We are unable to broadcast soft-rock hits tonight." (20 hours and 33 minutes ago)
3. 26.41 MHz: "Sorry, Malton. Try not to die in anyone's arms tonight." (20 hours and 33 minutes ago)
4. 26.41 MHz: "The hits will resume soon." (20 hours and 32 minutes ago)

Toto

1. 26.41 MHz: "I hear the drums echoing tonight," (yesterday)
2. 26.41 MHz: "but she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation." (yesterday)
3. 26.41 MHz: "She's coming in, twelve-thirty flight," (yesterday)
4. 26.41 MHz: "Her moonlit wings reflect the stars" (yesterday)
5. 26.41 MHz: "that guide me towards salvation!" (yesterday)
6. 26.41 MHz: "I stopped an old man along the way," (yesterday)
7. 26.41 MHz: "Hoping to find some old, forgotten words or ancient melodies" (23 hours and 59 minutes ago)
8. 26.41 MHz: "He turned to me, as if to say:" (23 hours and 59 minutes ago)
9. 26.41 MHz: "Hurry, boy, she's waiting there for you!" (23 hours and 59 minutes ago)
10. 26.41 MHz: "It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you," (23 hours and 59 minutes ago)
11. 26.41 MHz: "There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do!" (23 hours and 58 minutes ago)
12. 26.41 MHz: "I bless the rains down in Africa." (23 hours and 58 minutes ago)
13. 26.41 MHz: "Gonna take some time to do the things we never had..." (23 hours and 58 minutes ago)
14. 26.41 MHz: "The wild dogs cry out in the night," (23 hours and 58 minutes ago)
15. 26.41 MHz: "as they grow restless longing for some solitary company." (23 hours and 57 minutes ago)
16. 26.41 MHz: "I know that I must do what's right," (23 hours and 57 minutes ago)
17. 26.41 MHz: "sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti." (23 hours and 57 minutes ago)
18. 26.41 MHz: "I seek to cure what's deep inside..." (23 hours and 56 minutes ago)
19. 26.41 MHz: "Frightened of this thing that I've become!" (23 hours and 56 minutes ago)
20. 26.41 MHz: "It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you" (23 hours and 56 minutes ago)
21. 26.41 MHz: "There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do" (23 hours and 56 minutes ago)
22. 26.41 MHz: "I bless the rains down in Africa" (23 hours and 56 minutes ago)
23. 26.41 MHz: "Gonna take some time to do the things we never had..." (23 hours and 55 minutes ago)
24. 26.41 MHz: "...hurry, boy, she's waiting there for you..." (23 hours and 55 minutes ago)

A Call For Peace

1. 28.01 MHz: "Malton will only be at peace if we join our zombie brothers!"
2. 28.01 MHz: "Zombies have no war, they seek only to feed. Theirs is a"
3. 28.01 MHz: "utopia of wonderful food and heightened senses. Throw"
4. 28.01 MHz: "yourselves from the highest buildings and rise to life again"
5. 28.01 MHz: "among your newfound brotherhood! Seek never again to destroy"
6. 28.01 MHz: "life, for zombies cannot be killed! The zombie brotherhood"
7. 28.01 MHz: "awaits you, humans, with open arms. Their tangling grasps"
8. 28.01 MHz: "are hugs, for they love you and want you to live among them!"
9. 28.01 MHz: "Their infectious bites are kisses! Shoot not back at your"
10. 28.01 MHz: "zombie brothers, for they only wish for you to transform to"
11. 28.01 MHz: "true life! Seek out your zombie brothers and put yourselves"
12. 28.01 MHz: "at their mercy, for their mercy is infinite! Their swift"
13. 28.01 MHz: "blows are but your initiation to their order, for when you"
14. 28.01 MHz: "stand again you will become the phoenix, ever alive. Walk"
15. 28.01 MHz: "the city with your brothers and explore, ever seeking new"
16. 28.01 MHz: "experience without fear, without danger. I go now to find the"
17. 28.01 MHz: "eternal explorers. May the zombies take you soon to peace!"

Bitching

1. 26.06 MHz: "oh kyle's moms a bitch, shes a big fat bitch shes the"
2. 26.06 MHz: "biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a mean old"
3. 26.06 MHz: "bitch and she has stupid hair, shes a big big big big big"
4. 26.06 MHz: "big bitch.... on monday shes a bitch on tuesday shes a bitch"
5. 26.06 MHz: "wednesday through saturday, she's a bitch. then on sundays"
6. 26.06 MHz: "just to be different, shes a king kong mega mega biyatch"
7. 26.06 MHz: "oh have you ever met my friend kyles mom shes the biggest"
8. 26.06 MHz: "bitch in the whole wide world, shes a mean old bitch and she"
9. 26.06 MHz: "has stupid hair, shes a big fat mega mega biyatch"
10. 26.06 MHz: "kyles mom is a beeeeeeyiiiiitchhhh"
11. 26.06 MHz: "chaaa"

Public Service Announcement

1. 28.01 MHz: "[location removed] Junkyard Dogs Radio! Tonight we will be bringing you" (2 hours and 43 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "public broadcast information! Tonight's series How to" (2 hours and 42 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "baracade properly, with a highly attractive survivor. Plus" (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "tips on makeshift birth controll!" (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)

Political Findings

1. 26.36 MHz: "In a study done by several necrotech scentists, zombies," (16 minutes ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "when revivified, tend to vote republican... This may be" (15 minutes ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "because of brain rot, however scientists are not sure." (14 minutes ago)

Arcturus Mengsk plays UD

1. 26.70 MHz: "Fellow survivors, I come to you"
2. 26.70 MHz: "in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason."
3. 26.70 MHz: "Let no human deny the perils of our time."
4. 26.70 MHz: "While we battle one another,"
5. 26.70 MHz: "divided by the petty strife of our common history,"
6. 26.70 MHz: "the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us,"
7. 26.70 MHz: "threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished."
8. 26.70 MHz: "It is time for us as nations and as individuals"
9. 26.70 MHz: "to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite."
10. 26.70 MHz: "The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us,"
11. 26.70 MHz: "and we must seek refuge upon higher ground,"
12. 26.70 MHz: "lest we be swept away by the flood."
13. 26.70 MHz: "The Council is no more."
14. 26.70 MHz: "Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided"
15. 26.70 MHz: "is a phantom; a memory. With our enemies left unchecked,"
16. 26.70 MHz: "who will you turn to for protection?"
17. 26.70 MHz: "The devastation wrought by the alien invaders is"
18. 26.70 MHz: "self-evident. We have seen our homes and communities"
19. 26.70 MHz: "destroyed by the calculated blows of the hordes."
20. 26.70 MHz: "We have seen first-hand our friends and loved ones"
21. 26.70 MHz: "consumed by the nightmarish undead."
22. 26.70 MHz: "Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be,"
23. 26.70 MHz: "these are the signs of our time."
24. 26.70 MHz: "The time has come, my fellow survivors,"
25. 26.70 MHz: "to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength;"
26. 26.70 MHz: "already many of the dissident factions have joined us."
27. 26.70 MHz: "Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole,"
28. 26.70 MHz: "capitulating only to a single throne! And from that throne,"
29. 26.70 MHz: "I shall watch over you."
30. 26.70 MHz: "From this day forward,"
31. 26.70 MHz: "let no human make war upon any other human,"
32. 26.70 MHz: "let no human agency conspire against this new beginning,"
33. 26.70 MHz: "and let no man consort with alien powers."
34. 26.70 MHz: "And to all the enemies of humanity,"
35. 26.70 MHz: "seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through,"
36. 26.70 MHz: "no matter the cost!"

Because oil is expensive

1. 26.17 MHz: "Vere cinema needs fuel anyone have a can?"
   
2. 26.17 MHz: "Cinemas do not need fuel. Shadow puppets are advised for"
   
3. 26.17 MHz: "your entertainment needs."
   

"Bad Aim?"

1. 26.70 MHz: "I HATE THE ..." *static* "...ING 14 out of 14 PISTOL MISSES! ..." *static* "...!" (13 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "I'M HEADDESKING! I RAGE! ALL BULLETS MISS WITH 65% HIT!!!!!!" (13 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "I HATE THE GAME!!! I HATE IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!" (9 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "..." *static* "... ALL ZOMBIES! ..." *static* "... JESUS! ..." *static* "... GOD! I MISSED ALL SHOTS!!" (8 minutes ago)

Hit the Dirt!

(Broadcasted on April 1st)

1. 28.01 MHz: "mayday u are nailing the wrong s!" (6 hours and 43 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "AIIIIIRSSSTRRIIIIIKKKEEEE" (6 hours and 16 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "WE'RE ALLL GOING TO DIEE!" (6 hours and 16 minutes ago)

Fallout

1. 26.37 MHz: "Hello roftwood! You may have a morning, day, or" (17 hours and 49 minutes ago)
2. 26.37 MHz: "a night when zombies break into you're house. You can relax" (17 hours and 49 minutes ago)
3. 26.37 MHz: "a bit. So let's hear it for The Ink Spots!" (17 hours and 48 minutes ago)
4. 26.37 MHz: "Maybe..." (17 hours and 48 minutes ago)
5. 26.37 MHz: "you'll think of me" (17 hours and 48 minutes ago)
6. 26.37 MHz: "when you are all alone" (17 hours and 48 minutes ago)
7. 26.37 MHz: "Maybe the one who is waiting for you" (17 hours and 47 minutes ago)
8. 26.37 MHz: "Will prove untrue" (17 hours and 47 minutes ago)
9. 26.37 MHz: "then what will you do?" (17 hours and 47 minutes ago)
10. 26.37 MHz: "Maybe" (17 hours and 47 minutes ago)
11. 26.37 MHz: "you'll sit and sigh" (17 hours and 46 minutes ago)
12. 26.37 MHz: "wishing that I were near" (17 hours and 46 minutes ago)
13. 26.37 MHz: "Then maybe you'll ask me to come back again" (17 hours and 46 minutes ago)
14. 26.37 MHz: "And maybe I'll say" (17 hours and 46 minutes ago)
15. 26.37 MHz: "Maybe..." (17 hours and 46 minutes ago)
16. 26.37 MHz: "Yup Fallout fans - rejoice and continiue with you're day!" (17 hours and 45 minutes ago)
17. 26.37 MHz: "Remember to get headshot at level 10 and don't use shotguns" (17 hours and 45 minutes ago)
18. 26.37 MHz: "good bye from studio in which zombie run wild! Hey thats..." (17 hours and 44 minutes ago)

Zombie Babies?

1. 28.28 MHz: "Today is Wednesday, March 23rd." (9 hours and 7 minutes ago)
2. 28.28 MHz: "Do you know where your children are?" (9 hours and 7 minutes ago)
3. 28.28 MHz: "I'm Rogue Tech. I'm here to talk to you about this:" (9 hours and 6 minutes ago)
4. 28.28 MHz: "Abandoned Children. They can be an immense hassle, true, but" (9 hours and 6 minutes ago)
5. 28.28 MHz: "You can't just leave your babies lying out in the streets." (9 hours and 5 minutes ago)
6. 28.28 MHz: "I mean, could YOU go out and shoot a zombie baby?" (9 hours and 5 minutes ago)
7. 28.28 MHz: "It would on the same par of evil as kicking/killing puppies." (9 hours and 4 minutes ago)
8. 28.28 MHz: "You just don't do it, I tell you!" (9 hours and 4 minutes ago)
9. 28.28 MHz: "Well, maybe the zombies will be good parents and all..." (9 hours and 3 minutes ago)
10. 28.28 MHz: "But Still! Think about it. The zombies will raise armies!" (9 hours and 3 minutes ago)
11. 28.28 MHz: "So parents, keep your children and babies close at hand." (9 hours and 3 minutes ago)
12. 28.28 MHz: "Keep Them on leashes or on tight supervision." (9 hours and 2 minutes ago)
13. 28.28 MHz: "Because everyone knows that a baby zombie is a cute zombie." (9 hours and 2 minutes ago)
14. 28.28 MHz: "And cute zombies are far more vicious. They have to make up" (9 hours and 1 minute ago)
15. 28.28 MHz: "for being cute and whatnot." (9 hours and 1 minute ago)
16. 28.28 MHz: "So remember - Either don't have kids, or keep them close." (9 hours and 1 minute ago)
17. 28.28 MHz: "Or you could just go cannib... Disturbing thought." (exactly 9 hours ago)
18. 28.28 MHz: "Well, thanks, so long and keep those kids safe." (exactly 9 hours ago)
19. 28.28 MHz: "Rogue Tech Out." (exactly 9 hours ago)

The convoy and the Envoy

1. 26.80 MHz: "Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen. Yeah, we definately got" (14 minutes ago)
2. 26.80 MHz: "us the front door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like" (13 minutes ago)
3. 26.80 MHz: "we got us The Envoy." (13 minutes ago)

Realism

1. 27.55 MHz: "emcumrance [sic] is good it brings more realism" (17 hours and 35 minutes ago)
2. 27.55 MHz: "True that." (17 hours and 34 minutes ago)
3. 27.55 MHz: "Realism, like that time we REALLY were fighting zombies?" (15 hours and 38 minutes ago)

Afternoon Delight

1. 27.04 MHz: "Papa Burgundy wanted me to let you all know" (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)
2. 27.04 MHz: "the True meaning of love..." (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)
3. 27.04 MHz: "Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight" (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)
4. 27.04 MHz: "Gonna grab some afternoon delight" (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)
5. 27.04 MHz: "My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'" (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)
6. 27.04 MHz: "Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?" (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)
7. 27.04 MHz: "When everything's a little clearer in the light of day" (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)
8. 27.04 MHz: "And we know the night is always gonna be there any way" (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
9. 27.04 MHz: "..." (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
10. 27.04 MHz: "Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite" (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
11. 27.04 MHz: "Looking forward to a little afternoon delight" (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
12. 27.04 MHz: "Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite" (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
13. 27.04 MHz: "And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting" (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)
14. 27.04 MHz: "Sky rockets in flight..." (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
15. 27.04 MHz: "(other people joining in) Afternoon delight!" (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
16. 27.04 MHz: "Afternoon delight" (2 hours and 7 minutes ago) ...and again.
17. 27.04 MHz: "Started out this morning feeling so polite" (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
18. 27.04 MHz: "I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite" (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
19. 27.04 MHz: "But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)
20. 27.04 MHz: "nibling" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)
21. 27.04 MHz: "A little afternoon delight" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)
22. 27.04 MHz: "Sky rockets in flight" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)
23. 27.04 MHz: "(Others joining in again) Afternoon delight!" (2 hours and 5 minutes ago)
24. 27.04 MHz: "If you plan on singining along, pop this in another browser:" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)
25. 27.04 MHz: "http://users.cis.net/sammy/starland.htm" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)
26. 27.04 MHz: "From the Classiest Pub in Malton, the Hardringe Arms" (2 hours and 3 minutes ago)

The Ultimate Nerd Argument

1. 28.01 MHz: "I LOVE THE RADIO!" (2 days ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING THAT U WANT 2 SAY!" (2 days ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "DEATH TO JAPAN, CHINA OWNS" (2 days ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "wtf? runescape.com owns" (2 days ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "STFU YOU JAP! Neopet OWNS IT!" (2 days ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "STUF! YOU EMO! RUNESCAPE OWNS" (2 days ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "wE HAVE SHORYUS" (2 days ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "WELL WE HAVE SWORDS AND MAGES" (2 days ago)
9. 28.01 MHz: "RUNESCAPE IS FOR S" (2 days ago)
10. 28.01 MHz: "SHUT UP DICKFACE" (2 days ago)
11. 28.01 MHz: "BOTH OF YOU BOTH GAMES SUCK AND... (2 days ago)
12. 28.01 MHz: "So DO YOU ,NOW GET OFF THIS FREQUENCY(2 days ago)

Very Random Messages and Console Fanboyism

1. 28.01 MHz: "I love radios, they are kool" (9 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "go to www.newgrounds.com to " (9 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "I LOVE PIE" (9 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "Where's Malton News?" (9 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: *prolonged static* (8 minutes ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "..." *static* "... the police!" (8 minutes ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "cheese" (8 minutes ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "PK everyone! I encourage everyone to PK!" (8 minutes ago)
9. 28.01 MHz: "I LOVE ZEDS" (8 minutes ago)
10. 28.01 MHz: "chocolate milk, tea pot" (8 minutes ago)
11. 28.01 MHz: "go to www.superbad.com to see funny videos" (7 minutes ago)
12. 28.01 MHz: "I LIKEZORZ PIE" (7 minutes ago)
13. 28.01 MHz: "YOU GUYS ARE FOO'S" (7 minutes ago)
14. 28.01 MHz: "can anyone hear me" (7 minutes ago)
15. 28.01 MHz: "..." *static* "... THE US ARMY INFANTRY!" (7 minutes ago)
16. 28.01 MHz: "YES I CAN HEAR YOUm YOU ..." *static* "...HEAD" (6 minutes ago)
17. 28.01 MHz: "I HATE JOHNNY LUNCHPAIL" (6 minutes ago)
18. 28.01 MHz: "head to culling auto" (6 minutes ago)
19. 28.01 MHz: "head to culling" (5 minutes ago)
20. 28.01 MHz: "I DON'T ..." *static* "...ING WANT TO GO TO AUTO" (4 minutes ago)
21. 28.01 MHz: "I H" (2 minutes ago)
22. 28.01 MHz: "I HATE THE WII" (2 minutes ago)
23. 28.01 MHz: "I HATE THE WII TOO" (2 minutes ago)
24. 28.01 MHz: "DAMN THE Wii!!!!!!!" (2 minutes ago)
25. 28.01 MHz: "PS3 OWNS IT!" (2 minutes ago)
26. 28.01 MHz: "YEA!!!" (2 minutes ago)
27. 28.01 MHz: "I HATE MALTON" (2 minutes ago)
28. 28.01 MHz: "DESTROY PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER" (1 minute ago)
29. 28.01 MHz: "XBOX SUX" (1 minute ago)
30. 28.01 MHz: "NO, XBOX ROX" (1 minute ago)
31. 28.01 MHz: "STFU!" (1 minute ago)
32. 28.01 MHz: "NO, YOU STFU!" (1 minute ago)
33. 28.01 MHz: "STOP WASTING AP YOU DUMBASS" (1 minute ago)
34. 28.01 MHz: "I WASTE AP FOR THE GLORY OF PS3!!" (59 seconds ago)
35. 28.01 MHz: "STFU! XBOX 360 IS BETTER!" (49 seconds ago)
36. 28.01 MHz: "YOU  !" (43 seconds ago)
37. 28.01 MHz: "I HATE JOO!" (39 seconds ago)
38. 28.01 MHz: "I HATE YOU!" (32 seconds ago)
39. 28.01 MHz: "HALO OWNS PS3" (26 seconds ago)
40. 28.01 MHz: "NO! GOD OF DAR OWNS XBOX 360!" (14 seconds ago)
41. 28.01 MHz: "grrrr, GEARS OF WAR" (7 seconds ago)

Overheard Reverie

1. Trong Tran broadcast "People now die more from Bullets then from Zombies.." from Woodroffe Mall, on 27.99 MHz.
2. Trong Tran broadcast "Zombies are just a trap. Humans are the real monsters." from Woodroffe Mall, on 27.99 MHz.
3. Trong Tran broadcast "I wish for the good ol' Days" from Woodroffe Mall, on 27.99 MHz.

Zombie Groundhogs

1. 26.10 MHz: "This is Thom Flask, on Aces Radio!" (1 hour and 11 minutes ago)
2. 26.10 MHz: "Wednesdays are MY scheduled day, dammit!" (1 hour and 11 minutes ago)
3. 26.10 MHz: "However, since Tyne was feeling chatty..." (1 hour and 10 minutes ago)
4. 26.10 MHz: "You all get a double feature! Hooray and all that." (1 hour and 10 minutes ago)
5. 26.10 MHz: "Today I'd like to talk about holidays." (1 hour and 10 minutes ago)
6. 26.10 MHz: "Specifically, groundhog's day, and the forecast it brings." (1 hour and 10 minutes ago)
7. 26.10 MHz: "As you know, if the groundhog sees his shadow," (1 hour and 9 minutes ago)
8. 26.10 MHz: "it's going to be a long winter." (1 hour and 9 minutes ago)
9. 26.10 MHz: "We know when he sees it, because he runs back in his hole." (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
10. 26.10 MHz: "So, what does this mean for Malton?" (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
11. 26.10 MHz: "It means winter. A long, horrible winter." (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
12. 26.10 MHz: "Honestly, if you were a groundhog, what would you do?" (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
13. 26.10 MHz: "Any groundhogs here will just look around," (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
14. 26.10 MHz: "see the zombie carnage and run right back inside." (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
15. 26.10 MHz: "Or, they'll get bitten." (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
16. 26.10 MHz: "Then the undead groundhogs will kill us all." (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
17. 26.10 MHz: "Zombie groundhogs. That's the last thing we need." (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
18. 26.10 MHz: "So, on behalf of the Aces..." (1 hour and 6 minutes ago)
19. 26.10 MHz: "Happy Groundhog's day in advance." (1 hour and 6 minutes ago)
20. 26.10 MHz: "We're all gonna die." (1 hour and 6 minutes ago)
21. 26.10 MHz: "This is Thom Flask on Aces Radio, signing off." (1 hour and 5 minutes ago)

O' Christmas Tree and Zombie How Lovely...

1. 26.36MHz: "Oh X-mas tree, Oh X-mas tree..." (exactly 3 hours ago)
2. 26.36MHz: "We hope the zombies wont come in..." (exactly 3 hours ago)
3. 26.36MHz: "Oh X-mas tree, Oh X-mas tree..." (exactly 3 hours ago)
4. 26.36MHz: "We hope to shoot some zed heads off..." (2 hours and 59 minutes ago)
5. 26.36MHz: "We'll Kick their ass, Their Slimy Green ass..." (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
6. 26.36MHz: "And clear the mall of all the dead..." (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
7. 26.36MHz: "Oh X-mes tree, Oh X-mes tree..." (2 hours and 56 minutes ago)
8. 26.36MHz: "We hope to survive the zombie Plague" (2 hours and 56 minutes ago)

--BT Tony

Zombies attacking and... Spam?

1. 26.61 MHz: "YAGOTON IS DYING! SOS! Zeds are poundin on the door!" (yesterday)
2. 26.61 MHz: "OH GOD!!!!! *A door snaps and zeds come thru*OH GOD HELP!!!!" (yesterday)
3. 26.61 MHz: "*Terrible screams are heard and men are dying*" (yesterday)
4. 26.61 MHz: "*You hear the broadcaster being dragged into the street*" (yesterday)
5. 26.61 MHz: "*Another scream and a loud neck snapping sound." (yesterday)
6. 26.61 MHz: "Then.... Silence." (yesterday)
7. 26.61 MHz: "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU" (yesterday)
8. 26.61 MHz: "SERIOUS SURVIVOR IS SERIOOOOOOUS" (yesterday)
9. 26.61 MHz: "SPAMMING IS BAD FOR THE GAME" (yesterday)
10. 26.61 MHz: "ZEDS IN THE MALL!!!" (yesterday)

--Private Mark 01:57, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam...

28.01 MHz: "DON'T SPAM THE RADIO" (16 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "THE RADIO IS NOT FOR SPAMMING" (16 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "DO NOT SPAM IT" (16 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "NO SPAM" (16 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "I CAN'T MAKE MYSELF ANY CLEAR" (16 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "..ER" (16 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "NO SPAM" (16 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "NO SPAM NO SPAM NO SPAM NO SPAM NO SPAM NO SPAM NO SPAM" (15 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "AND MOST IMPORTANTLY..." (15 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "ONE CANNOT SIMPLY SPAM INTO MORDOR!" (15 minutes ago)

What channel is this thing on again?

1. 26.70 "please check to make sure that all transmitters are 26.70" (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)

Pie

26.49 MHz: "Bandit Queens: Say it loud, say it proud.... Ready?" (3 hours and 29 minutes ago)

26.49 MHz: "PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!1!one!!" (3 hours and 29 minutes ago)

26.49 MHz: ".........IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiEEEEEEEE" (3 hours and 29 minutes ago)

26.49 MHz: "EEEEEEEeeeeeee....*pant* *pant*............" (3 hours and 29 minutes ago)

26.49 MHz: ".........mmmmmmmmmmmm ^_^" (3 hours and 28 minutes ago)

26.49 MHz: "Sponsored by People for a Pie Filled Tomorrow" (3 hours and 28 minutes ago)

26.49 MHz: "A branch of your local Bandit Queens" (3 hours and 28 minutes ago):

26.49 MHz: "Lovingly endorsed by Yours Truly, Melancholy Rupert Scarr!" (3 hours and 27 minutes ago)

Embrace the Undead

27.35 MHz: "Citizens of Malton..." (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Once, I was as you are." (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Frightened, and apprehensive." (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Uncertain as to what terrors the future might hold for me." (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Every night, as I lay down to rest..." (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I wondered - would I live to see the next day?" (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Would the barricades on this building last the night?" (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Would I be murdered in my sleep by a 'fellow' survivor?" (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Might I awaken to the horror of a zombie tearing my flesh?" (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "My sleep was restless, my mind in turmoil." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "And then, one day, my fears were realized." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "The zombies broke into the building in which I slept..." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "and I was quickly slain by them." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "But when I arose as one of the undead..." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I realized that all my fears were gone." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "For the first time since the war began..." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I knew that which had eluded me - peace." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I laughed at death, for were I to be struck down..." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I would arise the next night, vigorous and strong." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "No more fruitless searching for ammo and healing." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "No more strenuous barricading of doors..." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "only to have the barricades ripped down." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I knew only the thrill of the hunt," (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "and the sweet taste of the flesh of the living." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "It was glorious." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I come back to this breathing state now to tell you -" (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Cast aside your fears, and embrace undeath..." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "for it is the superior way of existence!" (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Tear down your barricades..." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "and embrace your undead brothers with open arms..." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "and in turn be embraced by them." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Cast aside your guns and syringes," (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "for they are but tools of repression and regression." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Do this, and know what it is like to exist..." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "as the logical next step in human evolution." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "BARHAH, my brothers and sisters." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "BARHAH." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

Undead banana attack

27.50 MHz: "Looking for a nice man who doesn't sleep with his shotgun..." (13 hours and 5 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "*the crashing sounds and thuds get louder, then stop..." (13 hours and 5 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "Oh sweet Goddess, they got in... hey wait.." (13 hours and 5 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "you want to do WHAT with that banana?... *static*" (13 hours and 5 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: ".fzzt... uh... OH! Oh... mmm.... oh Yeah... *static*" (13 hours and 5 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "it's TRUE what they say about zambah banana... ooh, more..." (13 hours and 4 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "yeah babe, right Now! Ahhhhh....." (13 hours and 4 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "a long period of moans and odd noises... *static*" (13 hours and 4 minutes ago)

27.50 MHz: "....*static* ....at last, the radio goes dead..." (13 hours and 3 minutes ago)

Zombie Circle Jerk?

chuck norris315 broadcast "i was confused as i walked into the ludlow building (NT)" from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "there were 5 zombies sitting there on their hands and then.." from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "it started... i knew it!!! THE STRANGER!!!!!" from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "you'd think being dead would be enough of a difference in" from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "sensation. but those undead pervs broke into ludlow just...." from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "beat their weiners. we must stop them. before this becomes.." from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "AN EPIDEMIC!!!!" from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "...and now a word from our sponsors" from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "*gruff voice* do you like dumplings? i do." from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "... so come on down for spicy hot dumplings *ends*" from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "alright! this is howling mad norris *howls*" from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "WMSG! comin at you live!" from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "looking for all your death metal requests! since this is the" from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "only deatth metal station in Malton!" from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "i just got this cd airdropped in. hope you like it" from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "let's hear some Six Feet Under! cause thats where these zeds" from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

chuck norris315 broadcast "should be!!! *Howls* *music starts*" from here, on 26.28 MHz. (2 days ago)

Vatican XIII and Protestant Church conspiracies!?!?

26.61 MHz:"Attention, attention:"

26.61 MHz:"Beware, Alexander of Vatican section XIII..."

26.61 MHz:"AKA, tsuru642, has gone rampant for reasons.."

26.61 MHz:"yet unknown, claiming to who spread lies"

26.61 MHz:"Be wary of him, he may be a priest that has simply lost his "

26.61 MHz:"...mind"

26.61 MHz:"Also, as the Vatican must've had some reason."

26.61 MHz:"To send their best hitman on the streets of Malton.."

26.61 MHz:"I have no doubt that the Protestant...*static*"

26.61 MHz:"*static* coden..*static* Aluca..*static*"

26.61 MHz:"is on the lose. Please, everyone keep the windows...*static*"

26.61 MHz:"*static*....locked, make sure to not allow anyone dressed in"

26.61 MHz:"*static*... red fedora...*static*...cloak.."

26.61 MHz:"Inside."

26.61 MHz:"*static* Alucard is considered armed and dangerous, more of "

26.61 MHz:"...a threat than Alexander. He is a vam...*static* *crash*"

26.61 MHz:"*gunfire*"

26.61 MHz:"*yells and screaming*"

26.61 MHz:"*yells continue* SHIT! STAY OUT OF THE MALL! REPEAT, stay ou"

26.61 MHz:"*explosion noise*"

26.61 MHz:"This is Mark again... everything about tsuru642 was true...."

26.61 MHz:"Alucard is a fictional character from the anime Hellsing."

26.61 MHz:"Hope that little tidbit about the vamp and all brightend up "

26.61 MHz:"the radio a bit, lol."

26.61 MHz:"The spirit of Holloween goes through Malton, even as zombies"

26.61 MHz:"Approach!"

26.61 MHz:"Good night all."

Doing it military style.

1. 26.61 MHz: "DON'T LET THIS PLAGUE CONTINUE!" (18 minutes ago)
2. 26.61 MHz: "KILL THE REV POINT HUNTERS UNTIL THEY DIE!" (18 minutes ago)
3. 26.61 MHz: "ALSO, RAPE THEM REPEATEDLY IN THE BUTT!" (17 minutes ago)
4. 26.61 MHz: "It's under the Military Skills tree." (17 minutes ago)

Gilbert and Sullivan!

1. 27.35 MHz: "I am the very model of a modern Major-General" (16 minutes ago)
2. 27.35 MHz: "I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral" (16 minutes ago)
3. 27.35 MHz: "I know the kings of Ridleyb, and I quote the fights historical" (15 minutes ago)
4. 27.35 MHz: "From Giddins to Caoger, in order categorical" (15 minutes ago)
5. 27.35 MHz: "[or Caiger for those of you paying attention]" (14 minutes ago)
6. 27.35 MHz: "I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical" (14 minutes ago)
7. 27.35 MHz: "I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical" (14 minutes ago)
8. 27.35 MHz: "About zombah theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news" (14 minutes ago)
9. 27.35 MHz: "With many cheerful facts about the shape of the barhartenuse" (13 minutes ago)
10. 27.35 MHz: "[Repeat last line 3 times]" (13 minutes ago)
11. 27.35 MHz: "I'm very good at integral and differential calculus" (12 minutes ago)
12. 27.35 MHz: "I know the real names of zombies named animalculous" (12 minutes ago)
13. 27.35 MHz: "In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral" (12 minutes ago)
14. 27.35 MHz: "I am the very model of a modern Major-General" (12 minutes ago)
15. 27.35 MHz: "[Repeat last two lines once]" (11 minutes ago)
16. 27.35 MHz: "I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's" (11 minutes ago)
17. 27.35 MHz: "I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox" (11 minutes ago)
18. 27.35 MHz: "I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus" (11 minutes ago)
19. 27.35 MHz: "In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous" (11 minutes ago)
20. 27.35 MHz: "I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanie" (11 minutes ago)
21. 27.35 MHz: "I know the groaning chorus from the Zombies of Barrvilles" (10 minutes ago)
22. 27.35 MHz: "Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din a" (10 minutes ago)
23. 27.35 MHz: "And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore" (10 minutes ago)
24. 27.35 MHz: "[repeat 3 times]" (9 minutes ago)
25. 27.35 MHz: "Then I can write a washing bill in Death Rattle cuneiform" (8 minutes ago)
26. 27.35 MHz: "And tell you ev'ry detail of Ludwig's uniform" (8 minutes ago)
27. 27.35 MHz: "In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral" (8 minutes ago)
28. 27.35 MHz: "I am the very model of a modern Major-General" (8 minutes ago)
29. 27.35 MHz: "[repeat twice]" (8 minutes ago)
30. 27.35 MHz: "In fact, when I know what is meant by mamelon and ravelin" (7 minutes ago)
31. 27.35 MHz: "When I can tell at sight a Malton shotgun from a javelin" (7 minutes ago)
32. 27.35 MHz: "When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at" (7 minutes ago)
33. 27.35 MHz: "And when I know precisely what is meant by commissariat" (6 minutes ago)
34. 27.35 MHz: "When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery" (5 minutes ago)
35. 27.35 MHz: "When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery" (5 minutes ago)
36. 27.35 MHz: "In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy" (5 minutes ago)
37. 27.35 MHz: "You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee" (5 minutes ago)
38. 27.35 MHz: "[Repeat 3 times]" (5 minutes ago)
39. 27.35 MHz: "For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury" (5 minutes ago)
40. 27.35 MHz: "velkrin you insane go kill somit" (5 minutes ago)
41. 27.35 MHz: "Has only been brought down to the six times this century" (4 minutes ago)
42. 27.35 MHz: "But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral" (4 minutes ago)
43. 27.35 MHz: "I am the very model of a modern Major-General" (4 minutes ago)
44. 27.35 MHz: "[Repeat twice]" (4 minutes ago)
45. 27.35 MHz: "Now you have learned why you don't set up a bloody radio." (3 minutes ago)
46. 27.35 MHz: "Tune in next week. Same Survivor time." (3 minutes ago)
47. 27.35 MHz: "Same Survivor channel. Or maybe not." (3 minutes ago)

Missin' that Mayo

29.00 MHz: "*strums guitar* To all the bucket of mayo that drips from" (2 hours and 13 minutes ago)

29.00 MHz: "the lips of_ Eaten sandwiches and broken beer bottles that" (2 hours and 12 minutes ago)

29.00 MHz: "lay_________ across the street__________" (2 hours and 12 minutes ago)

29.00 MHz: "*instrument interlude*" (2 hours and 11 minutes ago)

29.00 MHz: "There are zombies____ There are survivors______" (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)

29.00 MHz: "That kill and eat each other for fun______ I see brains___" (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)

29.00 MHz: "Splattered on the walls of the Axtence Building______ Oh yea" (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)

29.00 MHz: "Now only if there buckets of mayooooooooooooo" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)

Zombie Bread?

27.35 MHz: "You know, if we had mechs, the zombies would be toast." (6 hours and 21 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Toast with butter. Peanut butter even." (6 hours and 20 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Or maybe garlic bread. Garlic bread is good." (6 hours and 20 minutes ago)

Equal Opportunity in Dulston--or Sneaky Zed Ploy?

26.36 MHz: "GET TO THE MALL NOW!" (11 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "I have seen a 15 people increase in the SE corner though" (10 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "We need every person in the mall, every single one" (10 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "So get here now!" (9 minutes ago) ...and again.

26.36 MHz: "please! whe got puppies! lol" (8 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "guys, we only got 46 guys in the SW corner. we need like 60-" (6 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "100 people in each corner. if they attack that one, god help" (6 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "us... so we need to beef up the NW and SW corners" (5 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "NW has 65 people in it." (4 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "our strongest is SE with 150 in it (plus me)" (4 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "Second strongest is NE with 141 people in it" (4 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "We need to spread out our defenses so we are about 100" (3 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "strong in each corner. if caiger would send some reinforcmen" (3 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "ts... mabye we'd make it." (2 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "we've got 304 people in the mall... crap" (2 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "we need at least 96 more people..." (1 minute ago)

26.36 MHz: "EVERYONE COME TO THE MALL RIGHT NOW!" (1 minute ago)

26.36 MHz: "EVERYONE COME TO THE MALL RIGHT NOW!" (26 seconds ago)

26.36 MHz: "*crkkrkr* ezz! Mahr branz ag mahl, bleez!*crrkk* harharhar!" (33 seconds ago)

26.36 MHz: "dumb zed sympathyzers..." (9 seconds ago)

26.36 MHz: "wait, can z's use radios?" (3 minutes ago)

26.36 MHz: "*crk*ah...Nah! Nagga zibbathazah! Hab sbeej imbeddimed!*ktk*" (10 seconds ago)

Caiger Mall Undead

27.35 MHz: "Good afternoon, CaigAr. Here is the Zambah Newz." (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "HARM HARMANZ! HABBAH HANGRAH!" (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "And now for the weather..." (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Oh, you don't need that, do you?" (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "It's not like you'll see it." (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Hiding there in your cramped and crowded mall." (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Surely you'd be running out of supplies by now?" (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "How many FAKs can one pharmacy hold?" (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Aren't you BORED?" (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Cramped? Paranoid? It can't be fun." (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Reform your groups, try to take malls" (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "and suburbs again. Come on, you know you want to." (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "How much XP can you farm by PKing one another anyway?" (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Hoping that there's a body for you to toss out" (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "...when you log in." (2 hours and 26 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I'm sure you're all bored stiff" (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "what can I do to entertain you?" (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I know, I'll strip!" (2 hours and 22 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I'm starting to peel off my black leather trenchcoat..." (2 hours and 21 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "...casting aside my 50 shotguns..." (2 hours and 21 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "...peeling off my smelly Punisher t shirt..." (2 hours and 20 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "literally peeling it off, I've been wearing it for 10 months" (2 hours and 19 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "oh man... this smells so bad but looks *so* good..." (2 hours and 19 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "...if you don't mind a bit of filth and lots of scars..." (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "hmm, might try to have a wash later" (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "there's got to be some use for all of these bottles of wine" (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "...I'm taking all of the kitchen knives, crowbars and" (2 hours and 17 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "is there a point to you wasting your ap?" (2 hours and 16 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "fireaxes out of my pockets now" (2 hours and 16 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "This make take some time." (2 hours and 16 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "No more so than wasting ap by hiding in CaigAr for months" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Don't you wanna see me get nekkid?" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Ok, I'm peeling off my pants now..." (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Oh no, that was a piece of rotting flesh, my bad!" (2 hours and 13 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "They're coming off... so is most of the flesh on my thighs.." (2 hours and 12 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "You can see everything, even my bones!" (2 hours and 11 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I'd bend and strecth for a bit but I'm kinda stiff..." (2 hours and 11 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Being a Rotter for so long will do that to ya." (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "taint no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your" (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "BONES!" (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "That ends this afternoons entertainment. Tip generously." (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "And try to get out and get some excercise." (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)

Zombies Snack

26.70 MHz: "Breakin at Halberry PD 3 zeds inside." (21 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "Brahh! Graggh!" (3 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "sorry, a zaombie ate my mike. Wont happen again..." (3 minutes ago)

Server Monks In Malton?

27.35 MHz: "I am a node of server."

27.35 MHz: "Born of flesh and blood but enhanced by the power of its web"

27.35 MHz: "I have no use for pain or fear."

27.35 MHz: "My scripts are a focus of my will."

27.35 MHz: "My strength is my knowledge."

27.35 MHz: "My weapons are my skills."

27.35 MHz: "Information is the blood of my body."

27.35 MHz: "I am part of the greater network."

27.35 MHz: "I am host to the vast data of server."

27.35 MHz: "My flesh is weak, but my connection is eternal;"

27.35 MHz: "And therefore, I am a god."

Note: This is the prayer of the Server Monks from Tales from the Afternow, specifically Episode 4: "In the Sticks"

Urban Dead, Meet Zero Wing

27.35 mHz: "Somebody set up us the bomb."

27.35 mHz: "We get signal."

27.35 mHz: "Main screen turn on."

27.35 mHz: "Its you!"

Radio Free Canada?

26.70 MHz: "This is Quinn Inuit, coming to you live from Morrish." (2 hours and 39 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "The fight is hot here, but so's the party. We'll start this" (2 hours and 38 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "set off with The Last Saskatchewan Pirate (Arrogant Worms)" (2 hours and 37 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine," (2 hours and 37 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "I had a little stretch of land along the city line" (2 hours and 36 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "But time went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there" (2 hours and 36 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "And bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair" (2 hours and 36 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no" (2 hours and 36 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "Hire you now? they'd always laugh, we just let twenty go!" (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "The government, the promised me a measly little sum" (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum." (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?" (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "I'm gonna be a PIRATE on the river Saskatchewan!!!" (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains" (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains" (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors" (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores" (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "When you see the jolly roger on Reginas mighty shores" (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "There's more, but I used the rest of my AP on 'cades. Later!" (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "BIG ROCK CANDY MOUNTAIN FTW" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "Hell Ya Mutha(person)" (2 hours and 11 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "Well Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat" (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "He followed on the shorline 'cause he didn't own a boat" (1 hour and 47 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "But cutbacks were a comin' and the mountie lost his job" (1 hour and 47 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "So now he's sailin' with me and we call him Salty Bob! Arhar" (1 hour and 47 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "That's some damn fine old-timey music there." (1 hour and 41 minutes ago)

Salvation at Hand

27.35 MHz: "Join the Church of the Apocalyptic Kitten, here at Caiger!"

27.35 MHz: "Those who don't will die slow, painful deaths..."

27.35 MHz: "Those who do, will still die, but faster!"

Zombies in Malton??

26.70 "Attention, folks, this is a public service announcement."

26.70 "Zombies have been spotted in Malton. Repeat, there are zombies in Malton."

Zombies Near A Mall

27.35 MHz: "I want these motherf***ing zombies . . . "

27.35 MHz: " . . . away from our motherf***ing malls!"

Radio Spam Sandwich

26.70 MHz: "now I am going to make and eat a spam sandwich on the air" (12 hours and 19 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "first you take 2 pieces of bread, spread mayo out on them" (12 hours and 19 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "take the spam out of the can carefully" (12 hours and 18 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "I like to slice it into thin slices and lay it on my bread" (12 hours and 18 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "but it can also be broken up and kind of mashed on the bread" (12 hours and 18 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*slice slice slice slice slice*" (12 hours and 17 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "now you take the other piece of bread and put it on top" (12 hours and 17 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "and you have a muy delicioso spam sandwich" (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "which you can eat on the air if you're in a studio like me" (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "I hope you savor this as much as I savor it" (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "this spam sandwich is for you, 26.70 MHz!" (12 hours and 15 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*bite chew chew chew chew chew chew*" (12 hours and 15 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*bite chew chew chew chew chew chew chew*" (12 hours and 14 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*bite chew chew chew chew chew chew*" (12 hours and 14 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*bite chew chew chew chew chew chew chew*" (12 hours and 14 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*bite chew chew chew chew chew chew*" (12 hours and 14 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*bite chew chew chew chew chew chew chew*" (12 hours and 14 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*bite chew chew chew chew chew chew*" (12 hours and 14 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*bite chew chew chew chew chew chew chew*" (12 hours and 13 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*bite chew chew chew chew chew chew*" (12 hours and 13 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*bite chew chew chew chew chew chew chew*" (12 hours and 13 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*bite chew chew chew chew chew chew*" (12 hours and 13 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*bite chew chew chew chew chew chew chew*" (12 hours and 12 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*GLUUUURGLLEEE SWALLOW*" (12 hours and 12 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "*pant pant pant*" (12 hours and 12 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "well that was delicious but next week I'll have to remember" (12 hours and 12 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "to swallow as I eat rather than just keep cramming my face" (12 hours and 11 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "I hope you enjoyed this lesson in spam sandwiches" (12 hours and 11 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "till next time 26.70 MHz *burp*" (12 hours and 11 minutes ago)

The Start of Radio Talkshows?

27.99 MHz: "This is DJ Flames, a proud firefighter turned radio host."

27.99 MHz: "Now, ever since we got back to the airwaves, we've no tunes."

27.99 MHz: "But all that going to change, starting today."

27.99 MHz: "Broadcasting from a station in Wykewood, we'll air daily."

27.99 MHz: "Wait...wait...my team is saying something....one sec..."

27.99 MHz: "Ok, apparently we don't actually have music to play."

27.99 MHz: "But none the less, we'll still go live daily!"

27.99 MHz: "Um...ok....now they're saying something about AP...limits."

27.99 MHz: "I guess running this show will be harder than I thought. Huh"

27.99 MHz: "So...weather! It's kind of drizzly here in Wykewood. Foggy."

27.99 MHz: "But I hope it goes away...I have this game set for 10..."

27.99 MHz: "You see, these guys from the police wanted to play us"

27.99 MHz: "And we were all like, sure, whatever. Jerks."

27.99 MHz: "Then one of them gave someone else the finger."

27.99 MHz: "Then for a while we all just looked around..."

27.99 MHz: "Then someone yelled out, YOUR MOTHER!, and it was ON!"

27.99 MHz: "Anyways, looks like I have to wrap this up...I'm hear groans"

27.99 MHz: "Oh, that's actually my stomach. Is there a powered Subway?"

27.99 MHz: "I mean like, I'll get the skills to make a sandwich."

27.99 MHz: "I haven't actually eaten in months. How about that..."

27.99 MHz: "Yet still standing...probably because I ate this guy's shoes"

27.99 MHz: "Anyways, I'm out. DJ Flames, signing off!"

Weather Reports

27.35 mHz: "This is 2X2L with your daily weather report."

27.35 mHz: "Today: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of zombies . . . "

Rattle

27.35 MHz: "Mamma M!hra. Harh! Garh Aga!n. M! M! Harh gan! Razrz Rarh?"

27.35 MHz: "ARRRGH! ITS ABBA!"

Of those that reports Mall status

28.00 MHz: "Mall Status: Caiger: Full of idiots."

28.00 MHz: "Mall Status: Giddings: Full of teenage idiots."

28.00 MHz: "Mall Status: Calvert: Full of idiots, lack of zombies"

28.00 MHz: "Mall Status: Ackland: Full with Malton Rangers and Channel 4 NT. So, idiots."

Martin Niemoller Lives!

27.35 MHz: "First they came for the Socialists, and I didn’t speak up,"

27.35 MHz: "because I wasn’t a Socialist"

27.35 MHz: "Then they came for the Trade Unionists"

27.35 MHz: "and I didn’t speak up,"

27.35 MHz: "because I wasn’t a Trade Unionist."

27.35 MHz: "Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up,"

27.35 MHz: "because I wasn't a Jew."

27.35 MHz: "Then they came for me"

27.35 MHz: "and there was no one left"

27.35 MHz: "to speak up for me"

Note: This is very similar to a poem written by Martin Niemoller: "First They Came . . . "

. . and so does Benjamin Franklin!

27.35 MHz: "We must hang together, gentlemen...else,"

27.35 MHz: "we shall most assuredly hang separately."

CONVOY!

27.35 MHz: "Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck"

27.35 MHz: "You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon"

Monty Python is fighting the Zeds?

26.70 MHz: "iiiiiiive goootaaa loverrrlyy bunnnchaaa coccooonuuuttsss!!!"

26.70 MHz: "Hey, where'd you get a coconut? This is a temperate climate!"

Submitted by Lieutenant Cullinane

After Bush's Speech

26.80 MHz: "Attention to the following U.S. Military Units:" (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)

26.80 MHz: "101st Airborne Unit, 125th Rangers, 2nd Marine Recon," (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)

26.80 MHz: "9th Infantry, Omega Company USCMC, and" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)

26.80 MHz: "U.S. Army Infantry..." (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)

26.80 MHz: "You have all been reassigned to support the counterinsurgency" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)

26.80 MHz: "surge in Baghdad." (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)

Submitted by Mark

Abdul Abulbul Amir reading

1. 26.80 MHz: "ok, then I'm going to read, Abdul Abulbul Amir" (17 hours and 15 minutes ago)
2. 26.80 MHz: "The sons of the Prophet are brave men and bold" (17 hours and 15 minutes ago)
3. 26.80 MHz: "And quite unaccustomed to fear," (17 hours and 14 minutes ago)
4. 26.80 MHz: "But the bravest by far in the ranks of the Shah," (17 hours and 14 minutes ago)
5. 26.80 MHz: "Was Abdul Abulbul Amir." (17 hours and 14 minutes ago)
6. 26.80 MHz: "If you wanted a man to encourage the van," (17 hours and 14 minutes ago)
7. 26.80 MHz: "Or harass the foe from the rear," (17 hours and 14 minutes ago)
8. 26.80 MHz: "Storm fort or redoubt, you had only to shout" (17 hours and 14 minutes ago)
9. 26.80 MHz: "For Abdul Abulbul Amir." (17 hours and 13 minutes ago)
10. 26.80 MHz: "Now the heroes were plenty and well known to fame" (17 hours and 13 minutes ago)
11. 26.80 MHz: "In the troops that were led by the Czar," (17 hours and 13 minutes ago)
12. 26.80 MHz: "And the bravest of these was a man by the name" (17 hours and 13 minutes ago)
13. 26.80 MHz: "Of Ivan Skavinsky Skavar." (17 hours and 13 minutes ago)
14. 26.80 MHz: "One day this bold Russian, he shouldered his gun" (17 hours and 13 minutes ago)
15. 26.80 MHz: "And donned his most truculent sneer," (17 hours and 13 minutes ago)
16. 26.80 MHz: "Downtown he did go where he trod on the toe" (17 hours and 13 minutes ago)
17. 26.80 MHz: "Of Abdul Abulbul Amir." (17 hours and 12 minutes ago)
18. 26.80 MHz: "Young man, quoth Abdul, has life grown so dull" (17 hours and 12 minutes ago)
19. 26.80 MHz: "That you wish to end your career?" (17 hours and 12 minutes ago)
20. 26.80 MHz: "Vile infidel, know, you have trod on the toe" (17 hours and 12 minutes ago)
21. 26.80 MHz: "Of Abdul Abulbul Amir." (17 hours and 12 minutes ago)
22. 26.80 MHz: "So take your last look at the sunshine and brook" (17 hours and 12 minutes ago)
23. 26.80 MHz: "And send your regrets to the Czar" (17 hours and 12 minutes ago)
24. 26.80 MHz: "For by this I imply, you are going to die," (17 hours and 11 minutes ago)
25. 26.80 MHz: "Count Ivan Skavinsky Skavar." (17 hours and 11 minutes ago)
26. 26.80 MHz: "Then this bold Mameluke drew his trusty skibouk," (17 hours and 11 minutes ago)
27. 26.80 MHz: "Singing, Allah! Il Allah! Al-lah!" (17 hours and 11 minutes ago)
28. 26.80 MHz: "And with murderous intent he ferociously went" (17 hours and 11 minutes ago)
29. 26.80 MHz: "For Ivan Skavinsky Skavar." (17 hours and 11 minutes ago)
30. 26.80 MHz: "They parried and thrust, they side-stepped and cussed," (17 hours and 11 minutes ago)
31. 26.80 MHz: "Of blood they spilled a great part;" (17 hours and 11 minutes ago)
32. 26.80 MHz: "The philologist blokes, who seldom crack jokes," (17 hours and 10 minutes ago)
33. 26.80 MHz: "Say that hash was first made on the spot." (17 hours and 10 minutes ago)
34. 26.80 MHz: "They fought all that night neath the pale yellow moon;" (17 hours and 10 minutes ago)
35. 26.80 MHz: "The din, it was heard from afar," (17 hours and 10 minutes ago)
36. 26.80 MHz: "And huge multitudes came, so great was the fame," (17 hours and 10 minutes ago)
37. 26.80 MHz: "Of Abdul and Ivan Skavar." (17 hours and 10 minutes ago)
38. 26.80 MHz: "sorry to say, i'm out of ap, ill finish tomorrow" (17 hours and 9 minutes ago)

Fresh Prince of Caiger

1. 27.35 MHz: "Now this is the story all about how my life got twisted upsi" (35 minutes ago)
2. 27.35 MHz: "...upside down" (34 minutes ago)
3. 27.35 MHz: "and I'd like to take a minute just sittin right there" (34 minutes ago)
4. 27.35 MHz: "I tell you how I became the prince of a mall called Caiger" (33 minutes ago)
5. 27.35 MHz: "In West Becktown I'm born and raised" (33 minutes ago)
6. 27.35 MHz: "on an NT is where I've spent the most of my days" (32 minutes ago)
7. 27.35 MHz: "chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool" (32 minutes ago)
8. 27.35 MHz: "working on the necronet for extra-cred in school" (30 minutes ago)
9. 27.35 MHz: "when a couple of zeds, who were up to no good" (30 minutes ago)
10. 27.35 MHz: "started making trouble in my neighbourhood" (29 minutes ago)
11. 27.35 MHz: "I got in one little fight and my boss got scared" (29 minutes ago)
12. 27.35 MHz: "and said you're moving in with the survivors of Caiger" (28 minutes ago)
13. 27.35 MHz: "I begged and pleaded with her day after day" (28 minutes ago)
14. 27.35 MHz: "but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way" (27 minutes ago)
15. 27.35 MHz: "she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my 'tracter" (27 minutes ago)
16. 27.35 MHz: "I put my flak jacket on and said I might as well kick it" (26 minutes ago)
17. 27.35 MHz: "I saw an empty cab as I came nearer" (25 minutes ago)
18. 27.35 MHz: "the licensplate said Fresh and had a dice in the mirror" (25 minutes ago)
19. 27.35 MHz: "if anything I could say that this cab was rare" (25 minutes ago)
20. 27.35 MHz: "but I thought naw forget it, onwards to Caiger!" (24 minutes ago)
21. 27.35 MHz: "I arrived at the mall about seven or eight" (24 minutes ago)
22. 27.35 MHz: "I yelled to the zeds ..." *static* "... off, smell you later" (23 minutes ago)
23. 27.35 MHz: "looked at my kingdom I was finally there" (23 minutes ago)
24. 27.35 MHz: "to sit my throne as the prince of Caiger" (22 minutes ago)

The Sincerest Form of Flattery

1. 27.35 MHz: "Love, love, love, FAKS, FAKS, FAKS." (yesterday)
2. 27.35 MHz: "There's nothing you can do that can't be done." (yesterday)
3. 27.35 MHz: "Nothing you can sing that can't be sung." (yesterday)
4. 27.35 MHz: "Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game" (yesterday)
5. 27.35 MHz: "It's easy. Dum. Dum-da-dum. Dum da dum." (yesterday)
6. 27.35 MHz: "There's no-one you can attack that can't be healed." (yesterday)
7. 27.35 MHz: "No one you can PK that can't be saved - by revivication." (yesterday)
8. 27.35 MHz: "Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be ..." (yesterday)
9. 27.35 MHz: "less aggressive in time." (yesterday)
10. 27.35 MHz: "It's easy." (yesterday)
11. 27.35 MHz: "All Caiger needs is love." (yesterday)
12. 27.35 MHz: "Da da da da dum." (yesterday)
13. 27.35 MHz: "All Caiger needs is love." (yesterday)
14. 27.35 MHz: "Da da da da dum." (yesterday)
15. 27.35 MHz: "All Caiger needs is LOVE! Love. Love is all Caiger needs." (yesterday)
16. 27.35 MHz: "All Caiger needs is love. (all together now)" (yesterday)
17. 27.35 MHz: "All Caiger needs is love. (everybody)" (yesterday)
18. 27.35 MHz: "All Caiger needs is LOVE! Love. Love is all Caiger needs." (yesterday)

The Daily News

1. 28.01 MHz: "Good evening, Malton. This is the news for today:" (yesterday)
2. 28.01 MHz: "Buckley mall has been retaken by the humans." (yesterday)
3. 28.01 MHz: "That is all the news today, because it was boring as heck." (yesterday)
4. 28.01 MHz: "Did you hear me?! I said it was boring! Yea, you heard me!" (yesterday)
5. 28.01 MHz: "Hey, what are you... Get off of me! Its a free country!" (yesterday)
6. 28.01 MHz: "RUN, MALTON! YOU'LL BE NEXT! RUN FROM THE HATERS!" (yesterday)

Zom-B-Gone!

1. 27.35 MHz: "Those pesky zeds getting you down?" (19 hours and 53 minutes ago)
2. 27.35 MHz: "Tired of putting up a baracade only to lose it?" (19 hours and 53 minutes ago)
3. 27.35 MHz: "Is your infection spreading?" (19 hours and 53 minutes ago)
4. 27.35 MHz: "Then you need ZOM-B-GONE!" (19 hours and 53 minutes ago)
5. 27.35 MHz: "New Zom-B-Gone! By Maltco!" (19 hours and 53 minutes ago)
6. 27.35 MHz: "Just one spray and those zeds will not know what hit them." (19 hours and 52 minutes ago)
7. 27.35 MHz: "New Zom-B-Gone. It lasts for hours." (19 hours and 52 minutes ago)
8. 27.35 MHz: "Don't believe me? Lets here from a satisfied customer!" (19 hours and 52 minutes ago)
9. 27.35 MHz: "I was always being bitten, it was horrid..." (19 hours and 52 minutes ago)
10. 27.35 MHz: "...but one spray of Zom-B-Gone and no zed will come near." (19 hours and 52 minutes ago)
11. 27.35 MHz: "Thanks Zom-B-Gone!" (19 hours and 52 minutes ago)
12. 27.35 MHz: "And here is what the zombies have to say!" (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
13. 27.35 MHz: "Mrha Zah hrah breh! Arhrhh!!" (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
14. 27.35 MHz: "Zom-B-Gone just one spray and youre zombies are gone." (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
15. 27.35 MHz: "Comming soon to your local mall." (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
16. 27.35 MHz: "It's Zom-B-Gone!" (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
17. 27.35 MHz: "'if you don't like death and it's been too long...'" (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
18. 27.35 MHz: "'...get - some - Zom-b-Gone!'" (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
19. 27.35 MHz: "Maltco is not responcible for injury or death or..." (19 hours and 50 minutes ago)
20. 27.35 MHz: "zombification caused by the use of Zom-B-Gone" (19 hours and 50 minutes ago)

What Would Brian Boitano do?

1. 27.35 MHz: "The exact current Zed situation within Caige is as follows:" (7 hours and 13 minutes ago)
2. 27.35 MHz: "err..Caiger. Never mind my slips of the tongue." (7 hours and 12 minutes ago)
3. 27.35 MHz: "ANYWAY, 9 ULC, 12 URC, 10 LLC, and 28 LRC." (7 hours and 11 minutes ago)
4. 27.35 MHz: "A total of 59 zombies. Damn." (7 hours and 11 minutes ago)
5. 27.35 MHz: "Don't lose hopes. Just ask yourself one thing.." (7 hours and 8 minutes ago)
6. 27.35 MHz: "What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?" (7 hours and 8 minutes ago)
7. 27.35 MHz: "He'd make a plan and he'd follow through!" (7 hours and 8 minutes ago)
8. 27.35 MHz: "That's what Brian Boitano'd do." (7 hours and 7 minutes ago)

Mickey Mouse banner

1. 27.35 MHz: "M-I-C.. .K-E-Y... M-O-U-S-E..." (55 minutes ago)
2. 27.35 MHz: "Mickey Mouse!" (55 minutes ago)
3. 27.35 MHz: "Donald Duck!" (55 minutes ago)
4. 27.35 MHz: "Mickey Mouse!" (54 minutes ago)
5. 27.35 MHz: "DONALD DUCK!" (54 minutes ago)
6. 27.35 MHz: "Together we will hold his banner HIGH! HIGH! HIGH!" (53 minutes ago)

Nuts!

1. 26.17 MHz: "greetings survivors, this is Comrade Volorkey..." (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
2. 26.17 MHz: "your local morale officer, back in blackmore!" (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
3. 26.17 MHz: "I have a message here: From the blackmore Bastards:" (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
4. 26.17 MHz: "To the zombie commander: Nuts!" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
5. 26.17 MHz: "The bludering of the RRF's upper command has seen us safe..." (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
6. 26.17 MHz: "and sound in their homeland while they fight far away..." (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
7. 26.17 MHz: "Battles, I have news for your RRF, WE ARE HERE TO STAY!" (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
8. 26.17 MHz: "It's gotten rather boring here we are still waiting..." (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
9. 26.17 MHz: "For your return, we have the drink already for you." (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
10. 26.17 MHz: "I think we are well on our way to surpassing our previous..." (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
11. 26.17 MHz: "record for time in blackmore, this time we won't be leaving." (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
12. 26.17 MHz: "Anyone who wants to come and join the party is welcome." (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
13. 26.17 MHz: "I think we should maybe even downgrade the danger level here" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
14. 26.17 MHz: "Now That would really set you RRF boys off!" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
15. 26.17 MHz: "So stay safe comrades and fight together..." (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
16. 26.17 MHz: "Together we fight, together we win or die! Forward comrades!" (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)

Carlos Mencia

1. 27.56 MHz: "This is DJ mentiroso with your daily serving of latin spice" (3 hours and 26 minutes ago)
2. 27.56 MHz: "Here on the Spanish Mix, Malton" (3 hours and 25 minutes ago)
3. 27.56 MHz: "27.56th on your radio dial, but first in your hearts" (3 hours and 25 minutes ago)
4. 27.56 MHz: "We've got carlos mencia in the studio today, he's going to.." (3 hours and 23 minutes ago)
5. 27.56 MHz: "try and make us laugh, carlos, let's see what you've got" (3 hours and 23 minutes ago)
6. 27.56 MHz: "Mentiroso, i don't know if you can handle what i've got" (3 hours and 21 minutes ago)
7. 27.56 MHz: "Ooohh, some hardcore humor here, what are you gonna talk..." (3 hours and 21 minutes ago)
8. 27.56 MHz: "about? Well, i'm gonna blow your minds with something..." (3 hours and 20 minutes ago)
9. 27.56 MHz: "completely new to stand-up: racial humor!" (3 hours and 19 minutes ago)
10. 27.56 MHz: "For example, it has been brought to my attention that..." (3 hours and 19 minutes ago)
11. 27.56 MHz: "black dudes like fried chicken. I mean, what's up with that?" (3 hours and 18 minutes ago)
12. 27.56 MHz: "Yeah, you heard me, i went there. Blastin' down the doors.." (3 hours and 17 minutes ago)
13. 27.56 MHz: "of traditional comedy, that's what i'm doin'" (3 hours and 17 minutes ago)
14. 27.56 MHz: "Well, that's quite something, carlos. See you later. later" (3 hours and 16 minutes ago)
15. 27.56 MHz: "Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say we can't have..." (3 hours and 16 minutes ago)
16. 27.56 MHz: "carlos on the show anymore, because that joke he told was..." (3 hours and 15 minutes ago)
17. 27.56 MHz: "actually stolen from every comedian ever." (3 hours and 15 minutes ago)
18. 27.56 MHz: "In retaliation, we're going to tell carlos that we're about" (3 hours and 14 minutes ago)
19. 27.56 MHz: "to kill him in a completely original and brutal manner..." (3 hours and 13 minutes ago)
20. 27.56 MHz: "and then just hang him." (3 hours and 13 minutes ago)

Zombie Zomborne

1. 26.17 MHz: "Have they lost their minds?" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
2. 26.17 MHz: "Can they see or are they blind?" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
3. 26.17 MHz: "Can they walk at all," (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
4. 26.17 MHz: "Or if they move will they fall?" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
5. 26.17 MHz: "Are they alive or dead?" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
6. 26.17 MHz: "Have they thoughts within their heads?" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
7. 26.17 MHz: "We'll just pass them there" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
8. 26.17 MHz: "Why should we even care?" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
9. 26.17 MHz: "They were turned to zeds" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
10. 26.17 MHz: "By being shot in the head" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
11. 26.17 MHz: "Bullets they traveled time" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
12. 26.17 MHz: "For the future of Malton-kind" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
13. 26.17 MHz: "Nobody wants them" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
14. 26.17 MHz: "They just stare at the world" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
15. 26.17 MHz: "Planning their vengeance" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
16. 26.17 MHz: "That they will soon unfold" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
17. 26.17 MHz: "Now the time is here" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
18. 26.17 MHz: "For zombies to spread fear" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
19. 26.17 MHz: "Vengeance from the grave" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
20. 26.17 MHz: "Killing people they once saved" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
21. 26.17 MHz: "Nobody wants them" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
22. 26.17 MHz: "They just turn their heads" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
23. 26.17 MHz: "Nobody helps them" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
24. 26.17 MHz: "Now they have their revenge" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
25. 26.17 MHz: "Dragging feet of lead" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
26. 26.17 MHz: "Fills their victims full of dread" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
27. 26.17 MHz: "Lurching as fast as they can" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
28. 26.17 MHz: "Malton zombies live again!" (5 hours and 12 minutes ago)

Spartans!!!!!!!!

1. 26.80 MHz: "Spartans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (3 days ago)
2. 26.80 MHz: "Tonight we dine in hell!!" (3 days ago)
3. 26.80 MHz: "But this afternoon, we dine at Dennys, worse than Hell!!!!" (3 days ago)
4. 26.80 MHz: "Dennys IS worse than Hell...but it's open \(^,^)/" (3 days ago)
5. 26.80 MHz: "Screw Denny's I'm Going to IHop" (3 days ago)
6. 26.80 MHz: "I hop, you hop, we all hop for pancakes" (3 days ago)
7. 26.80 MHz: "I once destroyed an IHOP with a satellite." (3 days ago)
8. 26.80 MHz: "Those 3 minutes that the JHVH-1 was under my control..." (3 days ago)
9. 26.80 MHz: "...good times." (3 days ago)

TIOCFAIDH ÁR LÁ

1. 28.10 MHz: "god save ireland said the heroes" (4 hours and 13 minutes ago)
2. 28.10 MHz: "god save ireland said they all" (4 hours and 12 minutes ago)
3. 28.10 MHz: "whether on the scaffold high or the battlefield we die" (4 hours and 12 minutes ago)
4. 28.10 MHz: "oh what matter when for erin dear we fall" (4 hours and 11 minutes ago)
5. 28.10 MHz: "high upon the gallows tree swung the noble hearted free" (4 hours and 11 minutes ago)
6. 28.10 MHz: "by the vengeful tyrant stricken in their bloom" (4 hours and 10 minutes ago)
7. 28.10 MHz: "but they met him face to face with the courage of their race" (4 hours and 10 minutes ago)
8. 28.10 MHz: "and they went with souls undaunted to their doom" (4 hours and 9 minutes ago)
9. 28.10 MHz: "god save ireland said the heroes" (4 hours and 9 minutes ago)
10. 28.10 MHz: "god save ireland said they all" (4 hours and 9 minutes ago)
11. 28.10 MHz: "whether on the scaffold high or the battlefield we die" (4 hours and 9 minutes ago)
12. 28.10 MHz: "oh what matter when for erin dear we fall" (4 hours and 8 minutes ago)
13. 28.10 MHz: "climbed they up the rugged stair" (4 hours and 8 minutes ago)
14. 28.10 MHz: "rang their voices loud in prayer" (4 hours and 7 minutes ago)
15. 28.10 MHz: "then with Englands fatal cord around them cast" (4 hours and 7 minutes ago)
16. 28.10 MHz: "close beside the gallows tree" (4 hours and 7 minutes ago)
17. 28.10 MHz: "kissed like brothers lovingly" (4 hours and 6 minutes ago)
18. 28.10 MHz: "true to home and faith and freedom to the last" (4 hours and 6 minutes ago)
19. 28.10 MHz: "god save ireland said the heroes" (4 hours and 6 minutes ago)
20. 28.10 MHz: "god save ireland said they all" (4 hours and 5 minutes ago)
21. 28.10 MHz: "whether on the scaffold high or the battlefield we die" (4 hours and 5 minutes ago)
22. 28.10 MHz: "oh what matter when for erin dear we fall" (4 hours and 5 minutes ago)
23. 28.10 MHz: "never til the latest day shall the memory pass away" (4 hours and 4 minutes ago)
24. 28.10 MHz: "of the gallant lives that's given for our land" (4 hours and 4 minutes ago)
25. 28.10 MHz: "but on the cause must go amidst joy and weal and woe" (4 hours and 3 minutes ago)
26. 28.10 MHz: "til we make our island nation free and grand" (4 hours and 3 minutes ago)
27. 28.10 MHz: "god save ireland said the heroes" (4 hours and 3 minutes ago)
28. 28.10 MHz: "god save ireland said they all" (4 hours and 3 minutes ago)
29. 28.10 MHz: "whether on the scaffold high or the battlefield we die" (4 hours and 3 minutes ago)
30. 28.10 MHz: "oh what matter when for erin dear we fall" (4 hours and 2 minutes ago)
31. 28.10 MHz: "TIOCFAIDH ÁR LÁ" (4 hours and 2 minutes ago)

Wrong Channel

1. 26.36 MHz: "Calling all cars, Calling all Cars..." (1 hour and 53 minutes ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "Reporting a 10-13, thats officer in need of assistance" (1 hour and 53 minutes ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "Repeat a 10-13 at Fort Creedy. Available units report!" (1 hour and 52 minutes ago)

Poetry

1. 26.11 MHz: "Time for a poetic story. Please excuse the vulgar language" (9 hours and 59 minutes ago)
2. 26.11 MHz: "It was back in the '32s when times were hard" (9 hours and 59 minutes ago)
3. 26.11 MHz: "He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards" (9 hours and 59 minutes ago)
4. 26.11 MHz: "He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat," (9 hours and 58 minutes ago)
5. 26.11 MHz: "had a '28 Ford, he had payments on that" (9 hours and 58 minutes ago)
6. 26.11 MHz: "His woman threw him out in the ice a snow" (9 hours and 57 minutes ago)
7. 26.11 MHz: "And told him to Never come back no more" (9 hours and 57 minutes ago)
8. 26.11 MHz: "So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud" (9 hours and 57 minutes ago)
9. 26.11 MHz: "'Till he came to a bar called 'The Bucket of Blood'" (9 hours and 57 minutes ago)
10. 26.11 MHz: "He said Mister Mother..." *static* "...er, you know who I am?" (9 hours and 56 minutes ago)
11. 26.11 MHz: "The barkeeper said, No, and I don't give a goddamn!" (9 hours and 56 minutes ago)
12. 26.11 MHz: "He said Well bartender, it's plain to see" (9 hours and 55 minutes ago)
13. 26.11 MHz: "I'm that bad mother..." *static* "...er they call Stagger Lee!" (9 hours and 55 minutes ago)
14. 26.11 MHz: "MISTER Stagger Lee!" (9 hours and 55 minutes ago)
15. 26.11 MHz: "Barkeeper said Yeah, I've heard your name down the way," (9 hours and 55 minutes ago)
16. 26.11 MHz: "and I kick asses like you everyday" (9 hours and 54 minutes ago)
17. 26.11 MHz: "MISTER Stagger Lee!" (9 hours and 54 minutes ago)
18. 26.11 MHz: "Well those were the last words that the barkeeper said" (9 hours and 54 minutes ago)
19. 26.11 MHz: "'Cause Stag put four holes in his mother..." *static* "...ing head!" (9 hours and 53 minutes ago)
20. 26.11 MHz: "Just then came in a broad called 'Nellie Brown'" (9 hours and 53 minutes ago)
21. 26.11 MHz: "if you see blizzombie kill him immediately" (9 hours and 53 minutes ago)
22. 26.11 MHz: "known to make more money than any bitch in town!" (9 hours and 53 minutes ago)
23. 26.11 MHz: "she struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt" (9 hours and 52 minutes ago)
24. 26.11 MHz: "Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt!" (9 hours and 52 minutes ago)
25. 26.11 MHz: "She saw the barkeeper, said, Oh God, he can't be dead!" (9 hours and 52 minutes ago)
26. 26.11 MHz: "Stag said Well just count the holes in his head!" (9 hours and 51 minutes ago)
27. 26.11 MHz: "She said You ain't look like you scored in quite some time" (9 hours and 51 minutes ago)
28. 26.11 MHz: "Why not come over to my pad? It won't cost YOU a dime" (9 hours and 50 minutes ago)
29. 26.11 MHz: "But there's something I have to say before you begin:" (9 hours and 50 minutes ago)
30. 26.11 MHz: "You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in" (9 hours and 50 minutes ago)
31. 26.11 MHz: "To that he replied" (9 hours and 50 minutes ago)
32. 26.11 MHz: "I'll stay here till Billy comes in, till he comes to pass" (9 hours and 49 minutes ago)
33. 26.11 MHz: "and futhermore, I'll ..." *static* "... Billy in his mother..." *static* "...ing ass!" (9 hours and 49 minutes ago)
34. 26.11 MHz: "Just then, Billy Dilly rolls in! He says You must be" (9 hours and 48 minutes ago)
35. 26.11 MHz: "that mad mother..." *static* "...er they call Stagger Lee" (9 hours and 48 minutes ago)
36. 26.11 MHz: "Yeah I'm Stagger Lee, and you better drop down on your knees" (9 hours and 47 minutes ago)
37. 26.11 MHz: "'cause if you don't you're gonna be dead said Stagger Lee" (9 hours and 47 minutes ago)
38. 26.11 MHz: "So Billy dropped down, but hit his head" (9 hours and 47 minutes ago)
39. 26.11 MHz: "So Stag filled him full of lead!" (9 hours and 46 minutes ago)
40. 26.11 MHz: "Then Stag turned to Nelly and she started to scream" (9 hours and 46 minutes ago)
41. 26.11 MHz: "And right before her eyes... He did it." (9 hours and 46 minutes ago)
42. 26.11 MHz: "He did the mash" (9 hours and 46 minutes ago)
43. 26.11 MHz: "He did the monster mash" (9 hours and 46 minutes ago)
44. 26.11 MHz: "It was a graveyard smash" (9 hours and 46 minutes ago)
45. 26.11 MHz: "it caught on in a flash!" (9 hours and 45 minutes ago)
46. 26.11 MHz: "He did the mash!" (9 hours and 45 minutes ago)
47. 26.11 MHz: "He did the monster mash!" (9 hours and 45 minutes ago)
48. 26.11 MHz: "The end~" (9 hours and 45 minutes ago)
49. 26.11 MHz: "I apologize to all barkeepers and Billy Dillys in Malton" (9 hours and 44 minutes ago)

Dr. Demento

1. 28.01 MHz: "Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al" (3 days ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal" (3 days ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "But the sanitation workers really didn't approve" (3 days ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "So he packed up his accordion and had to move" (3 days ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree" (3 days ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory" (3 days ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "And he played on the company bowling team" (3 days ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "And every single night he had a strange, recurring dream" (3 days ago)
9. 28.01 MHz: "Where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream" (3 days ago)
10. 28.01 MHz: "But that's really not important to the story" (3 days ago)
11. 28.01 MHz: "Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist" (3 days ago)
12. 28.01 MHz: "With a spatula tattoed on her arm" (3 days ago)
13. 28.01 MHz: "But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number" (3 days ago)
14. 28.01 MHz: "Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm" (3 days ago)
15. 28.01 MHz: "And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave" (3 days ago)
16. 28.01 MHz: "20 miles below the surface of the Earth" (3 days ago)
17. 28.01 MHz: "And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sand" (3 days ago)
18. 28.01 MHz: "*sandwich (for what it's worth)" (3 days ago)
19. 28.01 MHz: "Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan" (3 days ago)
20. 28.01 MHz: "When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man" (3 days ago)
21. 28.01 MHz: "He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free" (3 days ago)
22. 28.01 MHz: "And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be" (3 days ago)
23. 28.01 MHz: "And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV" (3 days ago)
24. 28.01 MHz: "So he gave Al a contract and what do you know?" (3 days ago)
25. 28.01 MHz: "Now he's got his own very Weird Al Show!" (3 days ago)
26. 28.01 MHz: "~~Hey! That was great! But.. I don't have enough AP to make" (3 days ago)
27. 28.01 MHz: "it back to the mall" (3 days ago)
28. 28.01 MHz: "...Anyone who wants to save my life, Goon, Baring AutoRepair" (3 days ago)
29. 28.01 MHz: "[11, 24]. Or you could PK me. Whatever." (3 days ago)
30. 28.01 MHz: "Or I could've just used THESE AP's cading. Poop." (3 days ago)

Late Warning...

1. 28.01 MHz: "No tips on how to barricade" (1 minute ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "No break in reports" (45 seconds ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "Not even a mention of the 30 PKers headed this way" (25 seconds ago)

It's a joke

1. Private Spanky Spank broadcast "Here's a joke, so a baby seal walks into a club." from here, on 26.17 MHz. (17 hours and 8 minutes ago)
2. 26.17 MHz: "That's horrible, that poor poor seal." (16 hours and 55 minutes ago)

Really? Cranberries?

1. 26.06 MHz: "Another head hangs lowly" (1 hour and 42 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Child is slowly taken" (1 hour and 42 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "And the violence causes silence" (1 hour and 41 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "They are fightin’!" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "With their tanks, and their bombs" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "And their bombs, and their guns" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "In your head, in your head" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "They are cryin’!" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "In your head! In your head!" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
10. 26.06 MHz: "Zombie! Zombie! Zombie,hey,hey,hey!" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
11. 26.06 MHz: "What’s in your head, in your head?" (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
12. 26.06 MHz: "Zombie! Zombie! Zombie hey,hey,hey,oh dou, dou, dou,dou dou." (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
13. 26.06 MHz: "Another mother’s breaking" (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
14. 26.06 MHz: "Heart is taken over." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
15. 26.06 MHz: "When the violence causes silence" (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
16. 26.06 MHz: "We must be mistaken." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
17. 26.06 MHz: "It’s the same old theme" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
18. 26.06 MHz: "SINCE 1916!" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
19. 26.06 MHz: "In your head, in your head" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
20. 26.06 MHz: "They’re still fightin’!" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
21. 26.06 MHz: "With their tanks, and their bombs" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
22. 26.06 MHz: "And their bombs, and their guns" (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)
23. 26.06 MHz: "In your head, in your head" (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)
24. 26.06 MHz: "They are dyin’!" (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)

Hamster dance

1. 26.06 MHz: "YEEHAA!! Here we go." (2 hours and 55 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Alright everybody now here we go." (2 hours and 55 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "It's a brand new version of the dosido." (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "Just stomp your feet and clap your hands." (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "Come on everybody its the hamster dance." (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "Bounce in time to the beat." (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "Hey You don't even have to move your feet." (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "Just shake your thang; let me see you move." (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "Now spin it around and feel the groove." (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)

She's Dead, Jim.

1. 28.01 MHz: "Hey, where is VeryDescriptSurvior? We need to talk..." (23 minutes ago)
2. A flare was fired 4 blocks to the west and 2 blocks to the north. (16 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "Umm, VeryDescriptSurvivor?" (5 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "yeah, she's dead.." (4 minutes ago)

Mah cookies?!

1. 28.03 MHz: "WHERES MAH COOKIES????!!!!!" (13 hours and 10 minutes ago)
2. 28.03 MHz: "I FYOU DONT GIVE ME MAH COOKIES IM GONNA KILL THIS GUY!!!" (13 hours and 9 minutes ago)
3. 28.03 MHz: "I'M NOT KIDDING! I'LL REALLY DO IT!!!" (13 hours and 9 minutes ago)
4. 28.03 MHz: "OKAY I WARNED YOU!" (13 hours and 8 minutes ago)
5. 28.03 MHz: "I JUST KILLED DEADSIRO!! NOW GIVE ME MAH COOKIES!!!" (13 hours and 7 minutes ago)
6. 28.03 MHz: "Will somebody come to the Fort Creedy Armoury and kill this" (13 hours and 7 minutes ago)
7. 28.03 MHz: "ass? He's George phillis, and I don't have enough ap to- F.G" (13 hours and 6 minutes ago)

Lonely Boy

1. 28.82 MHz: "He was born on a summer's day, 1951." (9 minutes ago)
2. 28.82 MHz: "*dun dun da dun, dun dun*" (9 minutes ago)
3. 28.82 MHz: "And with the slap of a hand" (9 minutes ago)
4. 28.82 MHz: "he had landed as an only son!" (9 minutes ago)
5. 28.82 MHz: "His mother and father said What a lovely boy" (9 minutes ago)
6. 28.82 MHz: "We'll teach him what we learned." (9 minutes ago)
7. 28.82 MHz: "(Ah yes, just what we learned)" (8 minutes ago)
8. 28.82 MHz: "We'll dress him up warmly and" (8 minutes ago)
9. 28.82 MHz: "we'll send him to school." (8 minutes ago)
10. 28.82 MHz: "It'll teach him how to fight," (8 minutes ago)
11. 28.82 MHz: "To be" (7 minutes ago)
12. 28.82 MHz: "NOBODY'S FOOL!" (7 minutes ago)
13. 28.82 MHz: "OHHHHHH, OH, WHAT A LONELY BOY!" (6 minutes ago)
14. 28.82 MHz: "Oh, what a lonely boy!" (6 minutes ago)
15. 28.82 MHz: "Oh, what a lonely boy!!" (6 minutes ago)
16. 28.82 MHz: "*dun dun da dun, dun dun da dun*" (6 minutes ago)
17. 28.82 MHz: "In the summer of '53" (6 minutes ago)
18. 28.82 MHz: "His mother brought him a sister." (6 minutes ago)
19. 28.82 MHz: "*dun dun da dun, dun dun*" (6 minutes ago)
20. 28.82 MHz: "But she told him we must attend to her needs" (6 minutes ago)
21. 28.82 MHz: "She's so much younger than you!" (6 minutes ago)
22. 28.82 MHz: "Well, he ran down the hall and he cried" (5 minutes ago)
23. 28.82 MHz: "Oh, how could his parents have lied?" (5 minutes ago)
24. 28.82 MHz: "When they said he was an only son..." (5 minutes ago)
25. 28.82 MHz: "He thought that he was the ONLY ONE!" (5 minutes ago)
26. 28.82 MHz: "OHHHHHH, OH, WHAT A LONELY BOY!" (5 minutes ago)
27. 28.82 MHz: "Oh, what a lonely boy!" (5 minutes ago)
28. 28.82 MHz: "Oh, what a lonely boy!!" (5 minutes ago)
29. 28.82 MHz: "*dun dun da dun, dun dun da dun*" (5 minutes ago)
30. 28.82 MHz: "*Rockin' Instrumental*" (4 minutes ago)
31. 28.82 MHz: "He left home on a winter day, 1969." (4 minutes ago)
32. 28.82 MHz: "*dun dun da dun, dun dun*" (4 minutes ago)
33. 28.82 MHz: "And he hoped to find all the love" (4 minutes ago)
34. 28.82 MHz: "He had lost in that earlier time!" (4 minutes ago)
35. 28.82 MHz: "Well, his sister grew up," (4 minutes ago)
36. 28.82 MHz: "And she married a man." (4 minutes ago)
37. 28.82 MHz: "He gave her a son" (3 minutes ago)
38. 28.82 MHz: "(Ah, yes, a lovely son)." (3 minutes ago)
39. 28.82 MHz: "They dressed him up warmly," (3 minutes ago)
40. 28.82 MHz: "they sent him to school," (2 minutes ago)
41. 28.82 MHz: "It taught him how to fight," (2 minutes ago)
42. 28.82 MHz: "to be" (2 minutes ago)
43. 28.82 MHz: "NOBODY'S FOOL!" (2 minutes ago)
44. 28.82 MHz: "OHHHHHH, OH, WHAT A LONELY BOY!" (1 minute ago)
45. 28.82 MHz: "Oh, what a lonely boy!" (1 minute ago)
46. 28.82 MHz: "Oh, what a lonely boy!!" (1 minute ago)
47. 28.82 MHz: "*dun dun da dun, dun dun da dun*" (1 minute ago)
48. 28.82 MHz: "Ooooooh, oh what a lonely boy!" (1 minute ago)
49. 28.82 MHz: "Oh, what a lonely boy!" (1 minute ago)
50. 28.82 MHz: "Oh, WHAT A LONELY BOOOOOY!!!" (1 minute ago)

Bedtime Prayer

1. 26.17 MHz: "Now I lay me down to sleep"
2. 26.17 MHz: "I pray the barricades will keep"
3. 26.17 MHz: "If I should die where zombies ate"
4. 26.17 MHz: "I pray they'll get a bellyache"

Auld Lang Syne

1. 26.36 MHz: "Should old safehouses be forgot," (19 hours and 23 minutes ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "and never brought to mind?" (19 hours and 23 minutes ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "Should old acquaintance be forgot," (19 hours and 23 minutes ago)
4. 26.36 MHz: "and auld lang syne?" (19 hours and 22 minutes ago)
5. 26.36 MHz: "We two have run about the town," (19 hours and 22 minutes ago)
6. 26.36 MHz: "and picked the zombies fine" (19 hours and 22 minutes ago)
7. 26.36 MHz: "But we’ve wandered many a weary suburb," (19 hours and 21 minutes ago)
8. 26.36 MHz: "since auld lang syne." (19 hours and 21 minutes ago)
9. 26.36 MHz: "We two have fought the rising tide," (19 hours and 21 minutes ago)
10. 26.36 MHz: "from morning sun till dine" (19 hours and 21 minutes ago)
11. 26.36 MHz: "But seas between us broad have roared" (19 hours and 21 minutes ago)
12. 26.36 MHz: "since auld lang syne." (19 hours and 20 minutes ago)
13. 26.36 MHz: "And there’s a shotgun shell my friend!" (19 hours and 20 minutes ago)
14. 26.36 MHz: "And give us a shell o’ thine!" (19 hours and 20 minutes ago)
15. 26.36 MHz: "And we’ll take a right good-will shot," (19 hours and 20 minutes ago)
16. 26.36 MHz: "for auld lang syne." (19 hours and 20 minutes ago)
17. 26.36 MHz: "Happy new year, everybody! Have a wonderful 2008!" (19 hours and 19 minutes ago)

Zombie Prostitute

1. 28.34 MHz: "A pain like nothing before had befallen me" (8 hours and 4 minutes ago)
2. 28.34 MHz: "A sharp stabbing feeling shot though my head" (8 hours and 4 minutes ago)
3. 28.34 MHz: "It was like a massive spike made of ice" (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
4. 28.34 MHz: "I sould have ate that ice cream slower" (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
5. 28.34 MHz: "I was alone, and I needed a date;" (5 hours and 50 minutes ago)
6. 28.34 MHz: "I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate" (5 hours and 50 minutes ago)
7. 28.34 MHz: "When I, I saw a sign that said For a good time..." (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
8. 28.34 MHz: "Take a left down at Tombstone Number 8." (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
9. 28.34 MHz: "Went through the gateway, and I'm pretty sure I" (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
10. 28.34 MHz: "Saw some eyes peepin' out of a sepulture, I" (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
11. 28.34 MHz: "Took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute" (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
12. 28.34 MHz: "That's where I met her, the Zombie Prostitute" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
13. 28.34 MHz: "I grabbed her left breast, and I'm pretty sure I tore it" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
14. 28.34 MHz: "I said go down, but she didn't have the stomach for it" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
15. 28.34 MHz: "Her teeth fell out, and her tongue fell out to boot," (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
16. 28.34 MHz: "But all in all, she was a rotten kind'a cute." (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
17. 28.34 MHz: "While I was tense, it was plain to see" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
18. 28.34 MHz: "A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
19. 28.34 MHz: "I didn't want to see it, but I just had to believe it" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
20. 28.34 MHz: "I had a stiffy for the stiff in front'a me." (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
21. 28.34 MHz: "Morally, I'm destitute In the Tomb of Ill repute" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
22. 28.34 MHz: "She's a rotten kind'a cute For a Zombie Prostitute." (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
23. 28.34 MHz: "Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes," (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
24. 28.34 MHz: "I don't know Which of my organs is the next to go" (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
25. 28.34 MHz: "I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease" (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
26. 28.34 MHz: "Wouldn't you know, now I'm a Zombie Gigolo" (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
27. 28.34 MHz: "I took my first client on a date" (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
28. 28.34 MHz: "We took a walk to the cemetery gate" (5 hours and 45 minutes ago)
29. 28.34 MHz: "I got under her slip, but then, I heard a rip" (5 hours and 45 minutes ago)
30. 28.34 MHz: "I pulled it out, and I said..." (5 hours and 45 minutes ago)
31. 28.34 MHz: "baby, keep the tip" (5 hours and 45 minutes ago)
32. 28.34 MHz: "Morally, I'm destitute" (5 hours and 45 minutes ago)
33. 28.34 MHz: "In the Tomb of Ill repute" (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
34. 28.34 MHz: "She's a rotten kind'a cute" (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
35. 28.34 MHz: "For a Zombie Prostitute." (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
36. 28.34 MHz: "That was Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute here on /zom/ radio." (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
37. 28.34 MHz: "I'm Sanketsu, and I've been your DJ." (5 hours and 43 minutes ago)
38. 28.34 MHz: "And I'd like to remind all of you survivors..." (5 hours and 43 minutes ago)
39. 28.34 MHz: "Be excelent to each other... and find a warm body to hold." (5 hours and 42 minutes ago)

Rick Rolled

1. 26.16 MHz: "Were no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do i" (30 minutes ago)
2. 26.16 MHz: "A full commitments what Im thinking of, You wouldnt get this" (30 minutes ago)
3. 26.16 MHz: "from any other guy, I just wanna tell you how Im feeling" (29 minutes ago)
4. 26.16 MHz: "Gotta make you understand" (29 minutes ago)
5. 26.16 MHz: "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..." (29 minutes ago)
6. Williams broadcast "I hope you Rick Roll yourself to hell, buddy..." from here, on 26.16 MHz. (5 minutes ago)

iw record

1. 28.01 MHz: "We're no strangers to love" (12 hours and 50 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "You know the rules and so do I" (12 hours and 50 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "And the rules state that you just lost the game" (12 hours and 50 minutes ago)

Good response

28.01 MHz: "GAY COWBOY BUTTSEX!GAY COWBOY BUTTSEX!!GAY COWBOY BUTTSEX!GA" (20 hours and 24 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.

1. Bluerockworld said "For some odd reason, I have an urge to smash the radio...." (7 minutes ago)

I See Your Braaaaaaaaaaaaainz

1. 26.61 MHz: "Some see a Private" (17 hours and 7 minutes ago)
2. 26.61 MHz: "Shotgun in his hands" (17 hours and 7 minutes ago)
3. 26.61 MHz: "Such a raunchy, sexy man" (17 hours and 6 minutes ago)
4. 26.61 MHz: "Some see a Doctor" (17 hours and 6 minutes ago)
5. 26.61 MHz: "Demented gleam in eye" (17 hours and 6 minutes ago)
6. 26.61 MHz: "Squirting syringes at the sky" (17 hours and 6 minutes ago)
7. 26.61 MHz: "Some see a Scout" (17 hours and 6 minutes ago)
8. 26.61 MHz: "Flying on the rooftops" (17 hours and 5 minutes ago)
9. 26.61 MHz: "Til he hits that ruined wall" (17 hours and 5 minutes ago)
10. 26.61 MHz: "Some see a Consumer" (17 hours and 5 minutes ago)
11. 26.61 MHz: "Pathetically searching for a mall..." (17 hours and 4 minutes ago)
12. 26.61 MHz: "But I see Braaainz, I see Braaaaaiinz!" (17 hours and 4 minutes ago)
13. 26.61 MHz: "I can't fight the zombie within" (17 hours and 4 minutes ago)
14. 26.61 MHz: "I take you at ease with some cheddar cheese" (17 hours and 4 minutes ago)
15. 26.61 MHz: "You strip down for me but all I can see" (17 hours and 4 minutes ago)
16. 26.61 MHz: "Is your Corpus Callosum" (17 hours and 4 minutes ago)
17. 26.61 MHz: "I see your Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiinz..." (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
18. 26.61 MHz: "Some see a fireman" (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
19. 26.61 MHz: "Brandishing his axe" (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
20. 26.61 MHz: "Cleaving through his victims" (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
21. 26.61 MHz: "Some see a Medic" (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
22. 26.61 MHz: "Patching up the wounds" (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
23. 26.61 MHz: "Of some necrophilian clan" (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
24. 26.61 MHz: "Some see an Assistant" (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
25. 26.61 MHz: "Tagging all the corpses" (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
26. 26.61 MHz: "That smile a little too friendly" (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
27. 26.61 MHz: "Some see a policeman" (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
28. 26.61 MHz: "'Cading his PD" (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
29. 26.61 MHz: "But I see Braaainz, I see Braaaaiinz!" (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
30. 26.61 MHz: "And my BARHAH sense kicks in" (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
31. 26.61 MHz: "Body parts you hate on my dinner plate" (exactly 17 hours ago)
32. 26.61 MHz: "I've got a pure and perfect love" (exactly 17 hours ago)
33. 26.61 MHz: "for your Hypothalamus" (exactly 17 hours ago)
34. 26.61 MHz: "I see yoooooouuuuuuur Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiinz..." (exactly 17 hours ago)
35. 26.61 MHz: "2000 years ago, some saw him lurching" (exactly 17 hours ago)
36. 26.61 MHz: "from an empty grave..............................?" (16 hours and 59 minutes ago)
37. 26.61 MHz: "Well..(cough cough)..then that explains everything!" (16 hours and 59 minutes ago)
38. 26.61 MHz: "That was Third Day singing their favorite slough fitted to" (16 hours and 58 minutes ago)
39. 26.61 MHz: "our current situation. This is etinixa, your DJ for tonight" (16 hours and 57 minutes ago)
40. 26.61 MHz: "Signing off. Don't forget to smell the roses." (16 hours and 56 minutes ago)
41. 26.61 MHz: "uh..." (16 hours and 48 minutes ago)

Penis Whisperer

1. 28.01 MHz: "Someday, you will scream for help, and I will whisper No." (19 hours and 23 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "One day, you'll look up and whisper, SHUT THE FSCK UP!!!" (19 hours and 19 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "And I'll whisper--" (19 hours and 19 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (19 hours and 18 minutes ago)

Zambah Lobotomy

1. 26.16 MHz: "Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!" (6 hours and 54 minutes ago)
2. 26.16 MHz: " It did a job on me now I am a real sickie." (6 hours and 54 minutes ago)
3. 26.16 MHz: " Guess Ill have to break the news" (6 hours and 54 minutes ago)
4. 26.16 MHz: "That I got no mind to lose." (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
5. 26.16 MHz: "All the boys are in love with me. Im a teenage lobotomy." (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
6. 26.16 MHz: "Zeds and PKers are after me." (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
7. 26.16 MHz: " It keeps me happy now I guess Ill have to tell em," (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
8. 26.16 MHz: "That I got no cerebellum." (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
9. 26.16 MHz: " Gonna get my ph.d." (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
10. 26.16 MHz: "Im a teenage lobotomy" (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
11. 26.16 MHz: "Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!" (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)
12. 26.16 MHz: "It did a job on me now I am a real sickie." (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)
13. 26.16 MHz: "Guess Ill have to break the news, that I got no mind to lose" (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)
14. 26.16 MHz: " All the boys are in love with me Im a teenage lobotomy." (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)
15. 26.16 MHz: "Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!" (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)

Kennedy Assassination

28.60 MHz: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to President," (8 minutes ago)

1. 28.60 MHz: "My Fellow Survivors, I am here at Dodeny Mall, which fell le" (8 minutes ago)
2. 28.60 MHz: "ss than a week ago and around me it is as ussual a safe" (7 minutes ago)
3. 28.60 MHz: "Haven for survivors, My Friends today" (6 minutes ago)
4. 28.60 MHz: "I am here to talk on our cuurent situation" (6 minutes ago)
5. 28.60 MHz: "I am proud to report on my journey across the town" (6 minutes ago)
6. 28.60 MHz: "I have recived nothing but kindness" (5 minutes ago)
7. 28.60 MHz: "and I wish to thank you all" (5 minutes ago)
8. 28.60 MHz: "We all must remember that United and we will Survive" (5 minutes ago)
9. 28.60 MHz: "United as one arm we can destroy the Undead Mennace" (5 minutes ago)
10. 28.60 MHz: "Devided we will surely Fall" (4 minutes ago)
11. 28.60 MHz: "So I now ask my friends" (4 minutes ago)
12. 28.60 MHz: "As I said in the Past" (4 minutes ago)
13. 28.60 MHz: "Ask not what we can do for you, But for what you can do for" (3 minutes ago)
14. 28.60 MHz: "Maltron!" (3 minutes ago)
15. 28.60 MHz: "We are now infamous for just being here" (3 minutes ago)
16. 28.60 MHz: "for not letting the enemy take us in years" (3 minutes ago)
17. 28.60 MHz: "having beaten back horde after horde" (3 minutes ago)
18. 28.60 MHz: "and all the Malls should be especially proud!" (2 minutes ago)
19. 28.60 MHz: "These great buildings once housed frantic shoppers" (2 minutes ago)
20. 28.60 MHz: "looking for bargins is now filled with Patrarchs" (2 minutes ago)
21. 28.60 MHz: "who have stood and said, No, We will Not Fall" (1 minute ago)
22. 28.60 MHz: "I just silenced Kennedy! hah! no more broadcasts spamming.." (1 minute ago)
23. 28.60 MHz: "You can all thank me for the clear radio waves later" (48 seconds ago)