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The Great Fire of 1912 was a major conflagration that swept through a large area of Malton, including several deliberately lit and initially localised blazes, from Thursday the 15th of August to Saturday the 24th of August, 1912.
Initial Outbreaks
Due to the spectatcular fame of the Great Fire, prior to 2005 it was known as Malton's worst disaster, a variety of groups, organisations and locations have made claims on starting the original Great Fire. The simple fact of the matter is that due to a handful of bizarre coincidences (and potential planetary alignments) several fires broke out across Malton simultaneously. This section provides details and links to the location articles that believe that they are home to the initial blaze that caused the real Great Fire of 1912.
Bacon Row
Drunks hungry for revenge (and bacon, apparently) were blamed by some for causing at least a localised blaze.
Cocker Boulevard Fire Station
Incompetent firefighters and their poorly-thought-through experiments may also have been a major contributor to the tragedy.
The Every Building
Miscommunication in it's deadliest form.
Wine Place
Oh the irony! Substandard demolition results in a Great Fire, but was it the Great Fire???
Cade Place Fire Station - contributing factors
When it comes to Fire Station rivalry, no one wins.
2 Cola
A night celebrating the discovery of the perfect cola recipe went horribly wrong.
Becoming the Great Fire
One of the reasons the fire spread unchecked was the current state of the fire department. Large businesses and the more kind hearted councilmen maintained private fire departments, but they were all independent and lacked any form of cohesion. When the first flames rose above Malton the first two fire teams on the scene from Headland Street and Cocker Boulevard came to blows over who would extinguish the blaze. Two further teams were sucked into this melee, before the highly efficient fire team 9, sponsored by The Alner Family arrived on the scene with their state-of-the-art water pumping carriage.
Some less fortunate firemen paid a higher price for this competitiveness. Members of the Cade Place team, were trapped inside their own building by a number of carts placed there by the ever enthusiastic Getsom Drive Fire Station team, who wanted the glory of fighting the fire to be all theirs. When the fire spread unchecked only 3 firemen survived the building's destruction, a memorial on the site still stands to remind the residents of Malton of the sacrifice these nine brave souls paid in an attempt to keep Malton safe.
By this time the fire has spread beyond the initial sites and was uncontrollable, seemingly spreading to every building in Malton.
Religious Outfall
Prior to the fire around 30% of Malton was Christian, with only negligible amounts of members of other religions. However the extent of the fire, and the fact that locations on the list of Amusing Locations in Malton were seemingly 'targeted' by the fire would soon change this.
After the passing of the fire the Church declared the list to be evil and a work of the devil, clearly evident in the fact that God had targeted its locations when unleashing judgment upon the sinners of Malton. After this announcement citizens of Malton immediately went on a witch hunt, burning many locations on the list that had not been destroyed and slaughtering the contributors to the list. Fearing for their own lives, or perhaps caught up in the religious frenzy sweeping Malton, Maltonians rushed to join Churches in record numbers. This resulted in the construction of many new churches and Cathedrals across the city.