Mayor of Malton/2010/Election

The Mayoral Election of 2010

Malton has always had a rich and colourful history. In 1912, a Great Fire swept the city. In 2005, the city was over-run by zombies. But in 2007, the city chose to elect a new mayor to preside over the madness. That mayor was Murbulskond. For a time, Murbulskond ruled justly and impartially as Mayor. However, such a time of peace is over. And now, in their darkest hour, the people of Malton have decided to elect a new mayor. And so begins the Mayoral race of 2010...

Voting Concluded

As expected, Jorm is mayor. He has always been the mayor of Malton, and always will be.

You are his food. This is the way things have always been and will always be. No voting is required; you live and die by his will.

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ṫ͛̌͒̓͋ͯ͠ḧ͊̏ͧ̌ȩͭ̍̏̋̓̍͑ͩ ͊̽͐M͑̇͊ͥ̐͒́͝O͑̇͒̈̒Bͭ͊͊͟ ͯ͒͛͂͂ͥ͜͠i͂ͧͫ̒̐s̶̄͜ ͩ͗̆͆͑C̨͗ͤ͒̑Oͣͪͬ͑̀ͮ̄͒͐Mͪͤͭͯ̓Iͪͯ̍̀̽̕͏N̴͆̔͐͒̽ͦ̓̏̒͡G̀ͥ̓̒ͩ͢͜ ̍ͫͫͪͩ͠͡Ţ͐̎̑̐͛̈́̐͊Ǫ̡̈̐̌ͥ̍ͩ̀ ̴̢̏ͨͬͥ͒̽̑ͨẺ̛ͮ̄ͪ̈́ͣͫͨͤ҉A̡̒T̆͆̃͗ͭ̐͡ ̓̄̂͗͂͛҉͘Y̵ͬ̅̅̇̓̓O̎͝Ų̵̇̐̓.̉̒̐̒͗͢

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H̛̛̛̱͖̮̗͍̥̫̫̖̬̱ͮ̀̑̓͂͗͋̃̊̊ͮͩ̿ͥ̒́͟ ̢̢͖̞͔̭̠̱͚̣̑ͤ̏ͥ̒̀ͭͪ͑͒͗͋̒ͪ̃̚̚ͅB͌͗̽͐̑͐͊̓ͭ́͏̡̙̮̩̹A̵̵̦̮̺͇̬͓͚̙̭̒̈́̀̂͌͒̚̚Ŗ̨̡͇̞̩̘͙̖̠̱͓̟̩̘̩̼̄̓̈́͗̆ͩ̅͌ͣ̈͑͗͝H̢̡͔̳͙̤̗̘̗͙̱͚̻̩̘͐̉ͣ̈̍̅́͢͠Ą̸̮̲̬̜͖̬̘̣̦̗̺̂̔̋̓̍̃̄͂̅̓͛̅͆͗͑H̭͙͕̖͈̖̣̪̝͚̦̠̜͛͑̎͒͋̅̐ͧͪ̉ͧ̌ͭͫ͜ ̸̮̙̰̯̯͎͙̳̹̗̭͇͙̥̪̽̿ͦͭͧͬ̈́̈́̌̈ͩ̏͒ͣ̀͡

B̴̛̗̪̼̫͎͌̐̀̆Aͮͭ̊̈ͪ͂͂͒͌͑ͮ̽͛̍̓̉̀̚͟͟҉̳̰̳͓̠̬̲͉̺̲̺̝̩̼R̶̛̙̘̘̫̱̗͕͑ͤ͛̕͟H̺͎̼̪͈̗̗̤̝̪̉̒ͪ̄͆ͣ̾̀͞Ą̱̖̲̰̮̫͍̖͈̘̜͈̝̪̝͆ͥ͌ͭ͌̑̓́̑͆͆ͪ́̕ͅḨ̵̴̝̗̦͇͈͙̗̣̳͙͚͔̥̙͓̦̝͑̊ͪͭ͊ͧ̒̉̽̎̓̈̈̀ͨ̃̍́ͅ ̴̴̧̡̥̲̼̯̞͈̱̪̥̬͖̹̏̃̂͆ͥ̀̚ͅͅͅ

B̸̡̞͖̙̔ͥ̄͑͒ͫͥ͂̌̾́͌̿̾́͢͝A̶̲̯̲̯͚̯̬͉ͧ͗ͨ͛̄ͨ͊̕ͅR̶̴̩̯͉̟͇̝̟̺̺̖̣͎̦̀ͤͨ͆̎ͩ͆̑̌ͭ͘H̡̧̦̳̪̬͕̺̠̼͖̦̹̱̙̩͎̜̍ͥͣ̈́͊́̈͞͝ͅA̷̼̪͉͚̗͖̦͙̼̲͔̙͂̂̂̃ͨ̾̃́ͥ̂̓́͡H̩͓̖̣̻̻̬͚̙̞̲̦͕̝̘ͪͫͮ͑̏͑̒ͣͣ̀͂͊ͫ͋̀̚͟͢͡ͅ ̸̡͎̣̟̲͚̮͎͔̝̦͋ͫͩ͐̾̉ͥ͐ͭͩͧ́͌̌̓

M̢̎͐͌ͤͩͣ̃ͯ̂ͪ͒̾̽̅ͥ̒̽҉̺̠͓̗̰͎̺̻̮̯̩͉̕͟͟A̷̬͙̬̖̳̹̞̖̹ͨ̄̀ͥ̅̇ͯͭ̐̉ͤ̍̄̈́͛̂̏̍H̸̸͈̥͈̟̞̤ͦͮͮ̇̄ͨ́̕͜B̷̢̫̩̲̤̥̱͇͈̳͇̪̺͙͇̭̳͆̃̋̋̍ͫͣͧ̊ͣ̿ͮͩ͆̚͡

ͬ́ͦ̾̈͗͐ͦͭ̒ͮͫ͏̴͝҉̡̰̜̪͔̙͖̯͇̬͇̝̱͓Mͬ̉̓̎ͪ̽ͤ̾ͩ̿̅̓҉̸̶̘̪͈̘̝̝̙̯͞A̧̰̖̲̟͕̗̫̤̰̼̦ͧͥ̓ͨ͆̿͜͡͠ͅH̡̡̩̣̟͓̲̩̝̥̝͚̲̩̘̃̍ͭ͌͋͐͒ͬ́̽̃ͬ͟͠ͅB̩͕͉̣̄̈́̇̐̌͢͡͡͠

̸̧̣͓̣̺͈̲͈̗̦͚̰̯͈͇̀͌̍̿̊ͣͮ̊͑̐̈́̐̒ͥ̓̚͢͢͢M̷̗͇͈͚̖̹̭̑ͦ̋̾ͩ̿̓ͪ̂ͧ́͘͟ͅAͨ̃ͭ̀̑ͭ̄̽҉̷̸̟̠̹͍̙̞̲̲͖͎͘̕Ḥ̶̻̼̪̪͙̪̙͈͍̣͍̯͙̗̙͆͌̒ͪͤ̾ͬͫͮ̑͊͋ͭ̈̚͘B̢̗̬̯̗̟̻̪̺͚̘̦̺͔̺̝̖̟̺͛̊̓̎ͩͮͣ̎̾ͩ̎͛̐̚͠ͅ

M̈́̉͊ͧ͋ͩͬ͗ͫͫ͆ͦ̇̚҉̵̴̗͔̮A̸̡̦̳͕̪͕̰̹̖̙̺͉͖̪̐̎̄ͨ̀ͣͬ̀̚̕ͅH̜͇͈̺̳̟̖̰̯̋̓̒̎̑ͤͣ̿ͧ̍̂ͧͩ̓̕͢ͅB̷̍ͥ̒̇̿̑̈́ͣ҉̛̝͓̙͖͔͍̳̬̥̣̦̬̗͔̀

M̴̧̖̻͎̮̉̐̅͛͊ͤ́Ą̵̉ͣ͌̑̇ͦ̄̂҉̱̭͕̘̬̳͖̤͓̺̟͚́͜ͅHͬ̀͋ͩ͑̔̀͛̈́ͪͫ̆ͦ͢͜͠͝҉̖͓̘̠̝͍͕͖̬͎͕̟B̵̗̭̹̖̭̭̼̖͎̮̱̂ͫͯͯ͋͊͟͞ͅ