Mayor of Malton/2010/Election

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The Mayoral Election of 2010

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Jorm has been declared Mayor of Malton for 2010!

Please do not vote on any candidates!

Malton has always had a rich and colourful history. In 1912, a Great Fire swept the city. In 2005, the city was over-run by zombies. But in 2007, the city chose to elect a new mayor to preside over the madness. That mayor was Murbulskond. For a time, Murbulskond ruled justly and impartially as Mayor. However, such a time of peace is over. And now, in their darkest hour, the people of Malton have decided to elect a new mayor. And so begins the Mayoral race of 2010...

Voting

Voting begins at 00:00 GMT on Tuesday 22nd June (01:00 BST). Each individual will be able to place one (1) vote in the election. Voting will close at 00:00 GMT (01:00 BST) on Tuesday 6th July, at which time the winner will assume office.

All votes must be cast using a hash (#) and a time-stamped signature (~~~~), meaning the only valid votes must be of the format #~~~~ or #Comment ~~~~. Invalid votes may be struck by any member, though the voter receiving the striking should be notified on their talk page.

For a list of campaign advertisements and promises, see the Mayor of Malton/2010 page. For discussion on this election, please use the talk page.

Voting is now closed

Or at least it will be from the second the wiki software tips over midnight.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 01:00, 6 July 2010 (BST)

Parties (Alphabetised by Party)

Alex Stroke

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Alex Stroke

Until somebody else persuades me to vote for them (Frankly I'm hoping to end up as Kingmaker), I'm voting for Alex Stroke.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 00:23, 4 July 2010 (BST) - Motion to elect Misanthropy.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 17:32, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Barhah Party

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Jorm

  1. BARHAH!--Akbar 18:58, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  2. t̎̎͊͏̶̮̯̲̟͕̟̥̞́ḩ̧̞̹͚ͤͣͫ̄̊͢e͕̠̬̼̒͋ͨ̈́̐͛ͬ ̵͑͆͗͏̰̥̣̝̞̟̝B̼͕̤͙͓͓̻̳́À̷̖̩̜̻̙̭͍͕͕̜̳̗̠̱̮̝̙̖̰͘̕R͏̴̨̘̘̖̱͔͚̟͍̬̭͖̻̭̪͔͇͜H̨̛͙͔̰͕̦̹̜̳͕̫̝̼̕͠A̼͇̝͓̻͙͟͡H̨͕̝̜̼̰̫̺̺̜̝͈͡ ̶̶̯͍̩͇̻̫̤͙̼̞̥̩͜͟͢ ̶̦̗̱̮̙̝̼̲̏̚͘͡c̸͙̬̻̞̑̆͋͋ͥ͞o̸̱̲͎̯̘ͭͨͨ͑͟ͅm̵̶̩̯̠̣̌̔ͯͭ͑̎̀ě̲̺̝̖͈̯͎̥̄̒̚͘͠s̷̳̣̦̯̹ͧͫͪͦ̆͘F̃̆ͯͨ̆O̓͆Ř̚y̓̆̚o͛͂̍U̪̜̮̯̹̙̠ͮͯ̔̀̅̓ͫ͝ ̵͎̫̦̠̖̘ͤͬ͆ͫ͊̀i̠̣̦͉̺̬̊͌̂͐̒̉̌ͩ̌n͓̦̂ͭͫͅ ̡͚̣̪͖̲͎͎͑̄ͯ̿̒ͦ͗̀ͪt̢̧̬͙̦̭̎̑͟ͅḩ͔̪͕̜͉̤̼͆̍̄͛ͭe̝̘͙̥̯̗͈͎͛͐̍̑̍̓Ñ͙̝̖̠̭̏ͪ̊ͯ̂̋̀͘͟Iͤ͂͠҉̪͈͍͍̗̤̞̤G̨̹̯͈̹̉͘͡h̛̗͊ͨͬ̈ͫ͠T̸̈́͊̈͂̚҉͎.̣̠̻̝̤̱̍̑̽̋̓̚͡͠.̅ͣ͏͇̞̟̼̺̪̼̳̩.̪͎̄̆͋̚͘͠--jorm 19:39, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  3. I'd be going hungry without jorm. --TeksuraTalk 19:56, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  4. Can't go wrong here, really. --N00bert foxhound DA NW 20:46, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  5. I support murder -- Bisfan 22:52, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  6. I believe in Jormey Dent --Rude Sykes 22:55, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  7. yes for jorm! --Humphreybot 23:17, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  8. Yes do it! --mo ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ MCM MOB DB 23:44, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  9. Who else! --Grogh 00:55, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  10. Jorm would be a spectacular mayor. --Marina 00:56, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  11. Jorm taught me everything I know! Brodez 01:15, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  12. Hell yeah, the prophet for mayor, you should listen--ZPK5 02:59, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  13. Who else could ingest the towns true spirit? --Karekmaps?! 06:06, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  14. Jorm -- he puts the BARHAH back in Malton! --Liche 17:14, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  15. A vote for jorm is a vote for BARHAH! --Grrr arggh 01:33, 24 June 2010 (BST)
  16. Moonsummoner would want me to do this. John Ibans 01:34, 24 June 2010 (BST)
  17. BARHAH! AH GRAB BRABAGZ! BRABAGZ ARH BARHAH! --Shank Case 03:47, 26 June 2010 (BST)
  18. Just the obvious thing to do. --Mayor 04:26, 30 June 2010 (BST)
  19. Because Jorm told me to. Hardcore Rockabilly, Retired FAE Axes High AH RR RRF 10:12, 1 July 2010 (BST)
  20. the zombies made me do it --Al-Zarqawi 00:59, 3 July 2010 (BST)
  21. Hail the commander! --Godzman 13:29, 3 July 2010 (BST)
  22. A VOTE FOR JORM IS A VOTE FOR SNOWBALL II! --Amber Waves of Pain 18:53, 3 July 2010 (BST)
  23. I'm familiar with five or six of the parties' lead candidates. They're all wasting my time by running in this election. Jorm wasted my time the least since he's near the top, meaning I don't have to scroll down to vote. Jorm just saved my time. If you add up all of the time saved by the people who are scrolling down this page, Jorm could have probably saved a lifetime or two worth of time. Thus, Jorm saves lives. If he keeps it up, he'll save everyone's life. Thus, Jorm is the world's savior. That he eats everyone later is no concern of mine. He is the Prophet, after all. —Aichon— 01:28, 5 July 2010 (BST)
    And, you know. I will eat everyone later. It is only a matter of time.--jorm 05:35, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  24. A vote for Jorm is a vote for a neww reality! Rob Ottriu 09:24, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  25. Jorm for Master of the Universe, including but not limited to Mayor of Malton.--CyAdora 12:52, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  26. The one and only mayor of Malton --/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 13:33, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  27. Help, I'm trapped in a voting factory. --Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 18:36, 5 July 2010 (BST)

Example Party

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Yonnua Koponen and Thadeous Oakley and MrSuggestor

I'm winning!--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 13:24, 22 June 2010 (BST) At my most I had seven votes, but I feel I should throw my vote behind someone with a chance of winning. That's right, I'm pulling a John McDonnell.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:10, 2 July 2010 (BST)
Might I humbly request you give the Humanative Party your endorsement, and thus your votes, provided they do not wish to switch to another candidate? ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:52, 5 July 2010 (BST)
We're writing new rules as we go now? ♥ Moonie Talk | Kyle For Mayor 05:33, 5 July 2010 (BST)
I'm obviously not allowed to do that.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 06:54, 5 July 2010 (BST)
We can form a coalition government! (Also, Moonie, I would expect you to know this one.) ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 08:01, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  1. My vote goes to the honorable gentleman from Dead vs. Blue - Ottari DA PDA NW Read the Dispatch! 16:33, 22 June 2010 (BST)
    Here we go! :D --Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png 16:59, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  2. --AORDMOPRI ! T 17:10, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  3. For the good work you've done, both in the game, and on the Wiki. -- Kittithaj 21:09, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  4. A vote for Koponen is a vote for... well, I have no idea. He's got a cool name, though.--Tyx94 22:06, 23 June 2010 (BST)
    Mudkip! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:58, 26 June 2010 (BST) Changing my vote. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:51, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Great Blob Party

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The Chilean Blob represented by High Priest Summeroff.

For the Blob. --Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 14:20, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  1. My vote goes to the Blob.--Marinus 14:30, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  2. Blob 4 Mayor! Yay.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 15:32, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  3. For the Blob!!! --Dr summeroff 18:10, 22 June 2010 (BST)
    ALL HEAIL TEH BLOB -- 01:08, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  4. All Hail the Blob!!! --Alexander Lamort 02:42, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  5. I vote for the Blob! --Josh Clark 06:13, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  6. All Hail the Great Blob! --WoenderikT,ACC 08:54, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  7. Well, he's a spineless blob, but at least we know what we're getting.--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 10:34, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  8. Blob love. --Sophie ◆◆◆ CAPD 21:01, 24 June 2010 (BST)
    We must panic. --Raddox MurTangle 21:38, 24 June 2010 (BST)
  9. I give my vote to the great Chilean Blob~ Zenburg/Phozil--Zagert 16:47, 27 June 2010 (BST)
    O Great Blob: We, your humble servants, do vow to serve you and support your followers in any way possible, provided your priests agree to give us their endorsement. This will include establishing worship of The Blob as the one true State Religion of Malton. What say ye? ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 17:39, 5 July 2010 (BST)
    Makes sense to me--Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 20:59, 5 July 2010 (BST)

Green Peace Party

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Imthatguy and Lithedarkangel

  1. All green and peace little bitches! -Poodle of DoomM! Fear is only as deep as the mind will allow it be.T 04:40, 25 June 2010 (BST)

"Hell Yeah, it's the 80s" Party

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Sage Carr

I have to, or else he'll PK me. -- Spiderzed▋ 17:45, 22 June 2010 (BST) This vote is about to close, and the 80's party doesn't look like it could snap victory from the jaws of defeat. I'll vote for Mis instead, RDD is our ally. -- Spiderzed▋ 23:53, 3 July 2010 (BST)

Talk about stating the obvious. Everyone knows its still the Eighties. Isn't It? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 19:32, 22 June 2010 (BST) I have nothing to say; yet cannot bring myself to leave this blank. EasilyDistracted 23:39, 22 June 2010 (BST)

Sorry Sage, my vote has been swayed by parental desperation. D: EasilyDistracted 07:16, 5 July 2010 (BST)

I'm only voting on the condition that 80s hairstyles are made mandatory for zombies and survivors alike. --Target Practice -Figured I'll throw my weight behind Mis and the RDD instead.--Target Practice 00:41, 5 July 2010 (BST) 01:01, 23 June 2010 (BST)

  1. I can vote for myself, right? RIGHT?? -- Sage|Carr Cobra 15:11, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  2. Sage... Sage!... SAGE!!!(VOTE FOR SAGE CARR)BTW, I call mullet. -- User:Soraos 22:07, 29 June 2010
  3. --ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 02:33, 1 July 2010 (BST)
    If Sage Carr will give me his endorsement, I promise that I will never give you up, let you down, run around and desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie, and hurt you. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 22:00, 5 July 2010 (BST)
    Let's not forget that half of the ticket is in charge of one of Malton's 80s get-together groups. :D Nothing to be done! 22:06, 5 July 2010 (BST)

Humanative Party

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  • Late breaking news! The Humanitive party makes a core campaign promise to PK everybody who does not vote for us — and because of the difficulty in PKing zombies, we'll instead extend the offer to all survivors even if we are not elected.
  • You know what to do. Do the right thing. For yourself, your friends… for Malton.
  • N.B. Both our distinguished zombie opponents claim not to need your vote. That's right, they DON'T WANT YOUR VOTE. Vote for the platform that knows how to reward their loyal supporters and punish their enemies.
VOTE MISANTHROPY! and Vote Revenant. 
Paid for by the Humanitive Party.
  1. I believe in Revenant as a man who will follow through on his promises. Fuck that other guy though. Nothing to be done! 14:28, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  2. The natural choice. -- User:Jordan Salafack » JS talk contribs » 18:20, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  3. Maverick Talk - OBR Praise Knowledge! 404 10:27, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  4. I believe. -Austin Hunt 17:01, 23 June 2010 (BST)
    Mudkip. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:10, 24 June 2010 (BST)
    But... but... my mudkip was bigger, remember....?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 09:00, 24 June 2010 (BST)
    My brain was just smacked with a Mudkip...My vote is changing... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:57, 26 June 2010 (BST)
    Victory!--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 16:25, 26 June 2010 (BST)
  5. I will follow Rev anywhere!... except maybe to Texas.--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS DORISFlag.jpg LOE ZHU | Яezzens 04:06, 25 June 2010 (BST)
    Lucky you didn't follow him to Australia, we are all ruled by a woman now. -- 08:42, 25 June 2010 (BST)
  6. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA! I mean, yes, for Harmanity and all that jazz. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 15:50, 26 June 2010 (BST)
    I have to vote for Misantrophy, I have to. (They really intimidated me into it, they did ;_;) --Michael Barnaby 13:02, 3 July 2010 (BST)
  7. I'm all for Misanthropy. ^_^ --Shatari 01:05, 28 June 2010 (BST)
  8. Step 1: Vote in Misanthropy. Step 2: Screw over Misanthropy at a conference in Europe. Step 3: Fake horrible horrible polls and turn the caucus against him, forcing a vote for the leadership. (Alternative Step 3: Assassinate Misanthropy.) Step 4: Revenant for Mayor! --Visible One 03:23, 28 June 2010 (BST)
    Dude, ix-nay on giving away the whole plan at this stage! …-ay. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 10:02, 1 July 2010 (BST)
  9. It is my opinion that they have the unfair advantage of having an Australian in their party, and therefore are guaranteed my vote by default. Now, someone help me remove my cufflinks. James.Denholm 11:44, 1 July 2010 (BST)
  10. I don't believe in any of the candidates, and so I am voting for this party because I don't believe in them the most. ----Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 13:29, 1 July 2010 (BST)
  11. Symbiote spiderman14 17:13, 2 July 2010 (BST) Got my vote
  12. Misanthropy: The least horrible choice! Malicron 18:13, 2 July 2010 (BST)
  13. Nulungu The beast choice for our city 22:25, 2 July 2010 (BST)
  14. Revenant is obviously the best man for the job, as he is classy and smooth with the ladies. Oh, and that Misanthropy guy too, I guess. -- ~ AphelionT 21:56, 2 July 2010 (BST)
  15. Voted in wrong place. THANKS FOR NOT TELLING ME REV YOU DRUNKARD D:< But he is the best drunkard for the job. :3 —Claude Garrison Talk 22:08, 2 July 2010 (BST)
  16. We requires MOAR revenant! I guess misanthropy too. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 05:19, 3 July 2010 (BST)
  17. Because a vote for Misanthropy is a vote for misanthropy: a pessimistic distrust of human nature expressed in thought and behavior!--Belisarius17 05:24, 3 July 2010 (BST)
  18. We believe in Harvey Dent --Strata 06:15, 3 July 2010 (BST)
  19. I'm voting for Misanthropy because we hate the same things. And that's important in an elected official.-- Goribus 07:25, 3 July 2010 (BST)
  20. RDD are our friends. Also, moar pinatas. -- Spiderzed▋ 23:54, 3 July 2010 (BST)
  21. Seems like the obvious choice. --Lois talk 10MFH 01:23, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  22. This vote was bought with fair trade organic coffee beans Brother BD PK Talk PST 02:56, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  23. What?! People are actually voting for these two soul-sucking, blood-thirsty PKers for Mayor of Malton? Sure, count me in. Dr Killdare 03:19, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  24. *looks around and places the Ballot in the box and seeks away*--Carrie Cutter 15:07, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  25. For madness! For chaos! For Misanthropy! For Revenant! (Hey, after we pk everyone, can we nuke 'em? Please?) --Sam 2334 15:42, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  26. Mmmmmm, blood. --SergeantSadist 16:40, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  27. I shall become Malton's Home Secretary! With only 30.5 hours left of this election, YES WE CAN!!!--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 17:33, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  28. Vote given on the understanding that there will be tea! --Saralan Talk 404 ZHU ❤ 17:58, 4 July 2010 (BST)
    There will be scones too if they win. Rev said he'd bake enough for everyone if there was a victory. -- Goribus 23:59, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  29. More work for Rev always has my vote --Gus ThomasSpartaZHU 18:07, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  30. Llamas for Misanthropy Unite!--Llama 13:20, 4 July 2010 (EST)
  31. ...These guys are blackmailers... >< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:24, 4 July 2010 (BST)
    Victory for the Humanative Party!--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:24, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  32. Seems concurrent.-- HG 18:49, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  33. Comrades, the Glorious City shall have to wait a bit longer for the leadership of the Dear Leader - The rule of the kylian oppressor would cause our beloved home to become a fascist hellhole, far from the one and only true path to happiness and prosperity - Me. Besides, the anarchistic ways of Mr. Revenant and Ms. Anthropy will only aid the progress of the awaited uprising. Oidar 20:17, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  34. Relevant to my interests! The Darkness shall consume you, even if you hide under your bed! For Justice! - (Perzeus 20:25, 4 July 2010 (BST))
  35. Indeed a vote is needed here! (Zoi El 22:16, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  36. How delightful! I, Heather, fully support all this boring government stuff or whatever. Heather Duke 22:50, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  37. Pkers for mayor--Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 23:38, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  38. I support Misanthropy and Revenant for the Mayors of Malton, as the leader of the Feral Undead. --Zorinth 23:41, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  39. I'm all for a little anarchy every now and then. --Target Practice 00:42, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  40. YES, WE CAN!!!! lol--Delta Nitroxs LP 00:42, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  41. Y'all can put mah vote right up thar with Heather's as supportin' all this here guvermint like stuff, even if ah mahself am of the Libertarian persuasion!--Heather Peaches 05:43, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  42. More work for ya'll is the lesser of two evils. --Ferrum Leo 07:02, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  43. Change + Hope = Hang / Chop. --JN 08:38, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  44. As a newborn to MOB, Revenant fed, clothed and fathered me to a full grown zambah. I give my full support to him and his cause. Fuck all other contenders as my vote should be the only one that counts, given that I am the highest rank of wench afterall. :D MadameVelventine 12:28, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  45. Why settle for the lesser evil? Since Chuthulu isn't running i'll vote Misanthropy and his running mate Revenant too. Cheers! Kind Regards Dalt Wisney of the GBP. 12:48, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  46. I love Misanthropy!--Imadred 16:18, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  47. I am not a meatpuppet!--Xiexie 16:39, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  48. Fuck you both in the ear. The Grimch U! E! 17:33, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  49. Humanative!--Spudscooking 17:35, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  50. - I vote for Rev only because Aphelion asked me nicely. -Lupin 19:42, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  51. For epic drunkenness EVER'WHAR! And to awesome Aussie accents! Rev and Misanthropy have my vote! - Crimsly 19:56, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  52. You have my vote! Now, where's that necrotini you promised? QBee 20:21, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  53. I was told to vote here --Bluewaterdragon 21:04, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  54. I was told to vote here --Labine50 MEMS | MHG 21:49, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  55. The Humanative Party supports my progressive values!--Lukehennell 22:13, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  56. I am voting on the internet! --Dipcup 22:19, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  57. I like balls. So hopefully I'm voting for the right party. Hindyhat 22:39, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  58. Finally! A party that supports man and beast relationships! AWESOME! Weezel 23:12, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  59. Yonnua Koponen is the greatest meatpuppeter of all time!--Sebalius 23:22, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  60. I am the just sword, I am the cold steel, with blade in hand I shall reap the sins of this world, THE END.. HAS COME. Balthanin'Naght 01:26, 6 July 2010 (BST)
  61. I am a voting for Mis cuz he's a cool guy and for Rev for being the ONLY candidate to try to be an actual politician. You know, actually campaigning, contacting voters, employing dirty tactics. During the 2012 election, when Obama knocks on your door, will you take him to court for spamming? Blasphemy! --Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png 23:25, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  62. I heard Rev was a dirty whore so naturally, I changed my vote. --Natasha FataleDevil heart.jpg 23:36, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  63. I'm not nearly drunk enough for this. But I shall vote anyway. Famouspker49 23:40, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  64. Is this where we sign up in order to get their current locations, so as to kill them? Or no? Meh. Whatever. CarelessWill 23:51, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  65. This party has my best interests in mind, though I haven't thought of what those interests are yet.--DJ Deadbeat 00:00, 6 July 2010 (BST)
    Here's my vote :) SSLanda 12:25, 6 July 2010 (BST) - Vote submitted after deadline

Maltonian Separatist Party

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Oidar

Humans, zombies, donkeys, comrades - Join the Dear Leader in his cause, and break from of foreign oppression! For the Glorious City, for freedom! Oidar 14:24, 22 June 2010 (BST)~

Popsicle Pete Party

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Popsicle Pete

  1. None of you are safe! KurtCocaine 22:30, 24 June 2010 (BST)
    Vote for us and we will give you a cabinet position. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 13:54, 5 July 2010 (BST)
    Vote for Kyle and we'll give you two ♥ Moonie Talk | Kyle For Mayor 13:58, 5 July 2010 (BST)
    That is anatomically un-possible! D: ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 19:29, 5 July 2010 (BST)
    Maybe for YOU it is, but for Kyle anything is possible! - Love from Swing XOXOXTalk 23:55, 5 July 2010 (BST)

Thermonuclear Party

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Sam 2334

Vote for me, and I won't nuke Malton. --Sam 2334 18:48, 24 June 2010 (BST)

JOIN US, AND WE CAN "WON'T NUKE MALTON"… TOGETHER! >:D ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 14:49, 4 July 2010 (BST)
Agreed. My vote is yours. Really, this was just for teh lolz. --Sam 2334 15:40, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Voter Apathy Party

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Red Hawk One

  1. ...whatever. kakugori 00:01, 24 June 2010 (BST)
  2. ...sure... ...and about that snack run?--Ender 101 00:25, 24 June 2010 (BST)
  3. My dart landed on this name, I think. . . so, whatever.--Bane Croooow 22:48, 29 June 2010 (BST)
  4. everything's eventual, right?--Sasha belle 02:34, 30 June 2010 (BST)
    Red Hawk One, if I offer you absolutely nothing at all, can I convince you to endorse the #Humanitive Party? ;) ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 19:33, 5 July 2010 (BST)
    Red's already expressed absolutely no interest in any form of poilitical deal. This is a wasted avenue of interaction, really.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:29, 5 July 2010 (BST)
    Nothing ventured, nothing gained! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 22:24, 5 July 2010 (BST)

Zombiecratic Party (Incumbent)

Voting has ended; please do not add any more votes.

KyleStyle

  1. Voteginity ;) ♥ Moonie Talk | Kyle For Mayor 15:18, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  2. FOR EVERYTHING '10 -- Adward  16:08, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  3. He is my mamah and I love him. -- Papa Jadkor (RRF) (MotA) (MT11) 20:08, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  4. KyleStyle 21:14, 22 June 2010 (BST)
    Kyle has my vote! (They intimidated me into it, they did ;_;) --Michael Barnaby 21:25, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  5. I would have a woman's love for kyle, if kyle was one - Love from Swing XOXOXTalk 22:29, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  6. I'm voting for a Style, and its name is Kyle!--Naozi 22:45, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  7. I started using KyleStyle about a year ago. Before that, I can't even remember what life was like. Even when I was younger and had a normal sex life, it still wasn't as good as it is now. I feel like KyleStyle has helped me to discover my sexual self. --Rufus T Bonemarrow 15:47, 22 June 2010 (MST)
  8. I am SpuD and I vote for KyleStyle because he is. --Spud 22:53, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  9. Our Zombiecratic party has always had the best interest of Joe Six-Brain in mind. Long live Freedom! --Bobs Aturd 22:57, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  10. Zoutroi 23:59, 22 June 2010 (BST)
  11. Go Kyle go!--Irishmen 00:59, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  12. Why change things up? KyleStyle's benevolence has kept Malton a safe and happy Eden secure from the rest of the world's pants-wearing insanity since the time immemorial. -- M arcusF ilby T 01:13, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  13. Kylestyle is is better than a kitten dipped in hot fudge. He's got my vote! --Globule13 04:05, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  14. It's 3 AM. Do you know where your KyleStyle is? -- Skoll Talk | RRF Gore Corps BB3 16:04, 23 June 2010 (BST)
  15. Indeedasauruses. -- Cheese 01:03, 24 June 2010 (BST)
  16. KYLE FOR EVERYTHING! Kiali 01:47, 24 June 2010 (BST)
  17. ALL HAIL KYLESTYLE!!--Agent Sandman 04:46, 24 June 2010 (BST)
  18. I have no fucking idea who this kyle ass clown is----sexualharrisonStarofdavid2.png ¯\(Boobs.gif)/¯ 04:56, 24 June 2010 (BST)
  19. Kyle for Everything!--Chex 05:12, 24 June 2010 (BST)
  20. A vote for Kylestyle is a vote for Senergy! --S e n e r g y T 05:46, 24 June 2010 (BST)
  21. By far the most qualified candidate. --Papa Moloch 19:49, 24 June 2010 (BST)
  22. KYLESTYLE HELPED ME CUM OUT OF THE CLOSET ;O ILU <3 --ZR 21:51, 27 June 2010 (BST)
  23. Vote for the Zambah dream, vote Kyle! Dolly Departed 09:41, 29 June 2010 (BST)
  24. :D :D :D --dgw 04:02, 3 July 2010 (BST)
  25. --VVV RPMBG 00:00, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  26. Kyle has the zombie AND harman training to lead Malton to a bright new future! Tim The Incredulous 00:21, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  27. Is this a +1 thread yet?--Stormyfs 00:34, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  28. Why isn't Kyle elected already!? -- Da Ninja Random/AS also 404 Groupie Overlord in another life 09:40, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  29. Kylestyle for office he is the Zambah for teh job--user:Svenswanson 17:16 4 July 2010 (BST)
    Only because the Humanative and Example Parties are ping-ponging my vote. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:52, 4 July 2010 (BST)
    Every hour that you leave your vote under this header, I shall kill a mudkip. They can only be saved by you changing your vote to Misanthropy.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 17:55, 4 July 2010 (BST)
    I'll also de-link your sig on all of my pages.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 17:57, 4 July 2010 (BST)
    So that's if I leave this vote here, eh? In that case. I abstain from voting. Now no one shall have my vote! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:59, 4 July 2010 (BST)
    Read the only way they can be saved in my comment above.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:09, 4 July 2010 (BST)
    The dead Mudkips shall rise from the dead as banelings. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:14, 4 July 2010 (BST)
    I have released my Mudkip hostages.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:28, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  30. Sudden change of mind. Plus Mr. Mimindahu said it was the only way to get the island back. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:02, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  31. Thatcher for PM, Adward made me.--Bertrum 22:40, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  32. Ahm namhz..for Kyle!--Roselle 22:08, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  33. Kir 23:19, 4 July 2010 (BST)
  34. I mean, i haven't read this Wiki or interacted with Kyle for at least a year, but i know for a fact that he is qualified for any emergency - be it cockspiders or legislation on euthanasia, he is ready. --Rddr 23:28, 4 July 2010 (GMT)
  35. :3 --Hawke2019 02:29, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  36. KYLE FOR EVERYTHING <3 Odiepoes 03:04, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  37. KYLE FOR YAYBS!! --The Great Tatro 06:39, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  38. A vote for a Kyle is a vote for a everything. Tarman2007 01:55, 5 July 2010 (EDT)
  39. Mah zambah brazzah!! BARHAH! ~ Prep Fortress - BS 07:16, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  40. FOR PARENTAL DESPERATION AND SWASHBUCKLING! -- EasilyDistracted 07:17, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  41. Since changing votes in the last minute is all the craze -- 07:18, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  42. I'll vote for you. <3 --Miss Elainious 07:34, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  43. KYLE! I love you!! At least that's what I was instructed to say... so you have my vote! - Flaming Pie 09:46, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  44. KYLE HAS STYLE, and my vote!!! Chirsfur 09:52, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  45. just has to be done :3 Jimbob mcsheep 10:11, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  46. I said I wasn't going to vote because it is just too hard to pick between my friends. :( But I love you, Kyle! And, if I could be like anyone else in the world, it'd be you. So that's why I am voting for you to be Mayor. --Fiffy 404 ♥ OBR ♥ RRF 10:38, 5 July 2010 (BST)
    Kylestyle is gay--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 13:34, 5 July 2010 (BST) you can only vote once --Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png 15:41, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  47. A zombie for Mayor? Why not? If I'm going to get eaten I'd rather it be by someone with integrity. JackAscii 14:38, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  48. Woot woot! --Lucy Daniels 17:07, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  49. Gimme plenty of BARHAH! If you don't I'll assassinate you. --Technical Foul 13:20, 5 July 2010 (EST)
  50. jizztastic. --StabbySpazzOut 20:50, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  51. I hereby throw my lodging in with Kyle because he's a damn nice fellow and he smells great! --NecroFeelYa 21:05, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  52. MsSantaa 22:15, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  53. He does indeed smell great MikeaveLi 22:26, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  54. This truely is a great time for Malton Backlash13 22:47, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  55. BECAUSE REVENANT IS A DIRTY WHOREH0000ar 23:33, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  56. His platform is so solid, I feel like I could build a house on it. OR TEN! --Jack Foxfire 23:58, 5 July 2010 (BST)
  57. Totally digging the Kyle Crusty42 00:26, 6 July 2010 (BST)
  58. Idunnowhattodo 00:56, 6 July 2010 (BST)
  59. Moochi 01:00, 6 July 2010 (BST)

Results

Results will be announced at the close of voting.

The winner is the Humanative Party, by a margin of 6 votes. Congratulations to Misanthropy and Revenant, Mayor and Deputy Mayor of malton respectively, and thanks to everybody who took part!--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 01:02, 6 July 2010 (BST)

The Humanative Party recieved 65 votes, with 38% of the total vote, the Zombiecratic Party had 59, at 34%, and the Barhah party came third with 16% of the vote. There were 173 votes total.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 01:04, 6 July 2010 (BST)

Wooooooooooooo!

Stay tuned, folks. We're parting pretty hard here at City Hall, but once we've run out of hookers and blow, we have an announcement that may shock you.

"We'll lead as two kings..." ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 01:08, 6 July 2010 (BST)

Thank you, Malton. Retribution shall be swift and painless slow and painful. Wait I think I did that wrong. Nothing to be done! 01:12, 6 July 2010 (BST)

Now what's your first act as mayor? Hrmmm? I have demands --S e n e r g y T 08:11, 6 July 2010 (BST)
My first act as mayor is to stand down as mayor. I thank all of Malton (except those who didn't vote for me, shame on you ¬_¬) for their support, but amid growing sexual scandal and the imminent threat of what might happen when you guys see the budget, I am forced to resign. Mayoral duties shall be handed down to my deputy, the Right Rev'd Revenant, who I believe has a speech prepared. As for me, I shall be taking up Revenant's position of Deputy, and returning to a grass-roots level, murdering, erecting pinatas, sabotaging, all on an individual level. It's back to basics for ol' Mis. Long live the new Mayor! Nothing to be done! 16:26, 6 July 2010 (BST)
Weird. People voted for you, not Revenant --S e n e r g y T 04:03, 7 July 2010 (BST)
Haha, similar thing happened here in Australia, actually. -- 04:07, 7 July 2010 (BST)
Rev's prettier than your new PM though. Nothing to be done! 04:11, 7 July 2010 (BST)
Oi shutup, some men like a redhead. Seriously though, I don't have a problem with either tbh. I hate the party no matter what retard is head of it. As for mayor, I'm too defeated over my IRL politics to worry about changing of the batton in wiki. -- 04:30, 7 July 2010 (BST)
I love a good redhead. I just don't love a blech one. Tongue :P Nothing to be done! 04:49, 7 July 2010 (BST)
Swap her with fiffy. the dottery old tards in parliament probably wouldn't notice, but we would. On the flipside, we'd have to deal with Gillard playing UD with us... -- 04:52, 7 July 2010 (BST)

Victory Speech

Delivered during dusk from a prepared statement. Copies of the speech have been made available to the press, voters, and all interested parties.
Well, it has been a fun ride. Thank you to everyone who voted. To all the harmans who voted for our distinguished opponents, we'll be seeing you later. But I think it is about time to let you all off the hook.

You see, everyone in this city is infected. You look out the window and call what you see out there "the walking dead", "corpses in denial". But in truth, it is you who are corpses in denial. If we kill you, do you not rise as a zombie? Death is the last great experience, and the city we are in is the only one where it is not final.

It therefore follows that we are all zombies. And who recognises the truth of the enlightenment found in death more than the man zambah who broke away from the biggest zombie group in the game because they loved harmanz too much?

Ladies, gentlemen, assorted ruffians, brigands, and riff-raff, the "Humanative Party" hereby forms a coalition with the Barhah Party and acknowledges that, as he says, Jorm is the Mayor of Malton.

“ There is no BARHAH but BARHAH and Jorm is its Prophet. ”

—The Bar'hahn


What does that make us? Why, the "Mayors of Harmanity", at best, even had we won every single vote. Harmanity cannot comprehend the truth of Barhah. At best, we can learn of it simply by sending all the rest of you to its embrace before us.

So, Jorm, your victory is complete. Hail to the king, baby.

What do you say we change the stuffy old titles? "Mayor" is so staid. Overking and Underking have a nice ring to them. As does, say, Pirate Priest Rite Rev'd Revenant?

Music: City Hall (Reprise). "We'll lead as two kings..."

To the voters, loyal and otherwise… we promised you betrayal. Really, what did you expect? It was a campaign promise.

Signed 09:04, 7 July 2010 (BST)

P.S. All recriminations, casting of blame, et cetera, can be directed to the Campaign to Blame KyleStyle For Everything. See, he really is everything! (No tag backs!)

Voter Turnout

The Voter Apathy Party indifferently declares this election a mild success. Our data, collected by way-too-energetic wiki software, indicates that a mere .49% of registered voters participated in this election. While I guess there were enough votes to declare a victor, the lack of interest the other 99.51% of the wiki showed kinda says who's platform everyone doesn't really care about.

Mildly interested in not seeing you all back here in four years,

Red Hawk One
UDWiki Apathy Party Chairman

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