User:Dr Killdare
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A lady with a penchant for belly button rings.
Running mate: His Imperial & Royal Highness, the Archduke d’Œuvre A bullet in every face. A knife in every back. A pinata in every building. If elected, I shall rule through fear, and with an iron fist. Justice will be swift and brutal. Generators will be a thing of the past, and barricades shall serve only as weapons of oppression. The sky shall be a glorious black, the horizon an unreachable haven. I shall reach out diplomatically to our zombie opponents, and hand-in-hand, we shall reach a new future of nightmare desolation. Mankind under my rule shall be obliterated, outlawed, and possibly sued. A vote for Misanthropy, is a vote for misanthropy. |
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October 8, 2006 transcript from Dr K's Rite of Ascension
- A flare was fired 7 blocks to the north. (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
- Dr Killdare said "Today, we will celebrate a Rite of Ascension once again in Scarletwood. The last GBP Leader to Ascend was in April, and after a long hiatus, I am pleased to continued to the ceremony they established to celebrate a 'coming of age'," (55 minutes ago)
- Dr Killdare said "so to speak. GBP members will now strike me down so that I can buy all of my zeds skills to Ascend and follow in the footsteps of our three former leaders. *whispers* Death is only the beginning.....*closes eyes*.........." (54 minutes ago)
- Dr Killdare said "Ouch! Not the face, Andy!" (52 minutes ago)
- LiAnNaSu3 said "Hey, its my first time with a pistol!" (52 minutes ago)
- Dr Killdare said "Does my hair still look OK?" (52 minutes ago)
- LiAnNaSu3 said "Its pretty good for someone being shot at!" (52 minutes ago)
- Sofiah said "Think so you had some split ends and i took care of that." (51 minutes ago)
- Dr Killdare said "*pulls Sofiah's hair*" (51 minutes ago)
- LiAnNaSu3 broadcast "Today is Dr. Killdare's Ascension. The Ascension is a sacred" from here, on 27.86 MHz. (51 minutes ago)
- LiAnNaSu3 broadcast "ritual of the GBP, passed down from the founders." from here, on 27.86 MHz. (50 minutes ago)
- Sofiah said "ouch that hurts you know, but i am guessing my axe hurts more" (50 minutes ago)
- Dr Killdare said "Did the founders happen to leave any vodka around? I need something to dull the pain!" (49 minutes ago)
- LiAnNaSu3 said "Your almost there!" (49 minutes ago)
- Dr Killdare said "OH!" (49 minutes ago)
- Sofiah killed Dr Killdare. (49 minutes ago)
- LiAnNaSu3 said "Gotcha!" (49 minutes ago)
- LiAnNaSu3 broadcast "And down she goes!" from here, on 27.86 MHz. (49 minutes ago)
- LiAnNaSu3 said "And now the revive when wanted!" (47 minutes ago)
- LiAnNaSu3 said "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! A ZED! oh...erm... Its Dr. K! Last 10 Ap!" (44 minutes ago)
- A zombie said "Harmanz! Bra!n! Harmanbrrzrrh! Grnna grabba hra bangbangmanz an gangbang rh manz banana!" (42 minutes ago)
- A zombie said "Harman brazzahz ahn zazzahz! Harmanz magz zambah grh!n!" (41 minutes ago)
- A zombie gestured at Sofiah. (41 minutes ago)
- A zombie gestured at LiAnNaSu3. (41 minutes ago)
- A zombie gestured at ehrm. (41 minutes ago)
- You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (41 minutes ago)
- Dr Killdare said "Yuck, what's that taste my mouth?! Is that dirt? As in DIRTNAP?!" (35 minutes ago)
- Proffessor Willie said "wow, I feel priviledged to witness this as it is happening. *wipes a tear from his eye* To the DOC, my friend!" (34 minutes ago)
- Sofiah said "You never know, i patched you up. I made sure no axe marks etc. Need any make up? I'll get you some." (33 minutes ago)
- Dr Killdare said "Thank you, Sofiah, ehrm and LiAnAnSu. We had a quiet, semi-private celebration in the Garniss HQ. I appreciate the help! Thank you! Now, I'll nap and you guys can drink. *pokes Dalt to see if he's still alive*" (32 minutes ago)
- Proffessor Willie said "that was pretty cool, I don't think I have ever had the honor of witnessing such a thing!" (32 minutes ago)
- Dr Killdare said "Ah, my second favorite drinking buddy! Willie!" (31 minutes ago)
- Proffessor Willie said "Well, since Dalt is in a stupor, one of us had to be here to drink a toast to your ascencion. Cheers, my friend!" (30 minutes ago)
- Sofiah said "*hands over a drink to Dr Killdare and everyone else, cheers! and let's party!" (30 minutes ago)
- Dr Killdare said "I thought you knew we are a pretty blood thirsty lot, Willie, usually amongst ourselves though." (29 minutes ago)
- Dr Killdare said "Hey, aren't we drinking the stuff I used as fingernail polish remover last night?" (28 minutes ago)
- Proffessor Willie said "Somewhere, despite my age, I have a Slipknot t-shirt that says *Do not ever judge me* If I believe that, who am I to judge others. I am glad I was here for what is obviously an important moment for you, my friend!" (27 minutes ago)
- Proffessor Willie said "you know, i think that was the polish remover ......... works for me!" (26 minutes ago)