| ZR regained consciousness after yet another wild party at a Millerd Walk Fire Station in Pescodside to find the world around him invaded by the elderly. Twenty minutes later he realized they were actually zombies, as old people didn't usually try to eat his flesh. His nipples, yes, and maybe his crotch, but not his flesh. Driven insane by this development, the intrepid stripper forgot his training and passed out again. Upon RE-regaining consciousness, ZR believed himself to be a firefighter who had simply lost his jacket. Having deluded himself into having a fireman's axe-wielding skills, he managed to lead a fairly productive killing career that earned him his namesake. After finally being felled by one of his intended targets, ZR found a needle from The Randoms' Ruan Thomas, and the rest is history. He shambled his way into Buttonville and established himself as a-well, a member of The Randoms. After the 1st Big Bash, he fell into a 6 month coma but revived in time to rise to a position of Leader of The Randoms' Echo Squad, the proud Heretics(also known as UHOES, the United Heretics of Echo Squad). ZR enjoys knitting at his factory, lovingly known as Sheila. After arising to become one of the commanders of the randoms, he rules over the butt with an IRON COCK.
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