User talk:Axe Hack/Sig

Read this first! These rules are effective immediately!!!

1. Post new advertisement requests underneath Place Requests Here, at the bottom. Advertisements must be under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===) and must be one (1) to three (3) words long.
2. Advertisements will run for a total of two (2) week.
3. Space is limited. I will only have, at any given time, three (3) advertisements in my sig. If you place a request when there is already three (3) ads in my sig, your ad will be added when the oldest ad expires.
4. Each user may not request more than one (1) ad per week, with the week starting on Sunday.
5. Requests must have a proper signature and timestamp, or they will not be added.
6. Only ads for groups, information pages, and events (both in-game and wiki) will be processed. Advertisements for personal userpages or anything not relating to UD will not be processed.
7. If you would like to discuss an advertisement, please do so underneath Discussion, with the ad in question under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===).
8. There is a fee of one (1) Cookie for an advertisement request.
9. I reserve the right to terminate any advertisement in my signature before they expire. If you feel your ad was wrongfully terminated, please leave a message underneath Complaints Department under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===).
10. If you have any questions, please direct them to my Talk Page.
11. If you have any complaints, please leave them underneath Complaints Department under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===). Also, I hear Macy's has a very good compliants department. You may, if you wish, redirect your complaints there.

The rules last updated on: 21:27, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Place Requests Here

Annus Horribilis

	A FREE COOKIE
	Lady Clitoria has given Axe Hack a cookie for post-coital nourishment

Please slip us into your next open slot x --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 18:06, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:11, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Malton Beauty Pageant

	A FREE COOKIE
	Mindlessidiots has given Axe Hack a cookie for so he can promote his beauty pageant.

Is chocolate chip acceptable? --Mindlessidiots 21:56, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:34, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Common Survival

After expiration of this ad, request persistent ad renewal until no vacant slots remain. Thank you kindly.

--Jon Aiken _{RSZ !} 22:11, 9 October 2010 (BST)

	FREE COOKIES
	Common Survival has given Axe Hack a bunch of cookies for to secure CS's ad.

Added. And if you want renewals, you're gonna have to keep coming here to request another ad. Because I don't take reservations. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:35, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Seeing as it's been a weeks time, re-request advert space. Note: Not to stack for total of 4 weeks, but rather reset two weeks starting today. --Jon Aiken _{RSZ !} 21:51, 17 October 2010 (BST)

	FREE COOKIES
	Common Survival has given Axe Hack a bunch of cookies for to secure CS's ad...again.

Sorry, but I'm not allowing any abuse like that. Request not accepted. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:28, 18 October 2010 (BST)

Mester Coffeeshop

	A FREE COOKIE
	Lady Clitoria has given Axe Hack a cookie for sexual services

My cosy little coffee-shop is always empty *sob* Pleassse ssslip usss in an ad ssslot when available xx --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 17:27, 18 October 2010 (BST)

Waitlisted. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:28, 18 October 2010 (BST)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:07, 25 October 2010 (BST)

Siege on Sears

	A FREE COOKIE
	{{{giver}}} has given {{{recipient}}} a cookie for {{{reason}}}

LETS DO THIS MOTHERFUCKER -- LEMON #1 00:59, 26 October 2010 (BST)

This cookie isn't filled out... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:03, 26 October 2010 (BST)

You ask for cookie, I give cookie, I don't like this advertisment crud any more than the next guy but its for the greater good. I DEMAND YOU CRUMBLE TO ME DEMANDS -- LEMON #1 01:12, 26 October 2010 (BST)

Added. I'll fill out the cookie later then. And don't come blaming me when you're paying in more cookies then you expected. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:10, 26 October 2010 (BST)

Big Coffin Hunters

	A FREE COOKIE
	Hell's Belles has given Axe Hack a cookie for for shilling BCH's reboot.

If it's too long, you could also use our abbreviation BCH. Cheers. --Hell's Bellesi ★ i 19:44, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:00, 9 November 2010 (UTC)

Malton Herald Sun

	A FREE COOKIE
	MHSstaff has given Axe Hack a cookie for trading goods and services for buttery, sugary goodness.

Mmmmmmm. Buttery, sugary goodness. -MHSstaff 19:55, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:01, 9 November 2010 (UTC)

Cobra

	A FREE COOKIE
	Spiderzed has given Axe Hack a cookie for aiding a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

COBRRRAAA! Also, to make it known that our wiki presence has been majorly revamped. -- Spiderzed▋ 19:56, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:11, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

RRF: Today's Message

	A FREE COOKIE
	MHSstaff has given Axe Hack a cookie for trading goods and services for buttery, sugary goodness.

Mmmmmmm. More Buttery, sugary goodness. Perfect with tasty, brainwashing koolaid. -MHSstaff 20:59, 19 November 2010 (UTC)

Waitlisted. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:46, 19 November 2010 (UTC)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:31, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

Discussion

Question

Hello, I believed I posted a request for your ad services. Did you delete it or was it just me forgetting to save the page? Just making sure before posting again. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mindlessidiots (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Going through this page's history, you have never made any edits on this page until now. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:34, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Thanks, my memory is terrible so I don't remember if I did so or not. Here is your cookie now --Mindlessidiots 21:57, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Radio

Do you also manage/put your ads through 28.80MHz?

--Jon Aiken _{RSZ !} 23:36, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Nope. Rarely ever use the radio. It's only for the listening purposes for anything of interest. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:56, 10 October 2010 (BST)