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Pre-July 18th

Wanna Advertise?

I'm bored, so I might be a tad crazy to do this. If you would like a group or event to be advertised in my signature, please leave a message here under a Lv3 header. I will advertise your group or event in my signature for a running time of one week. If this goes well, I might make this a weekly thing...After revamping this page around, of course...After all, an advertisement on my signature is well worth your while since my signature is on the most pages on this wiki. -Axe Hack Talk 16:43, 16 July 2010 (BST)

Notice

Looks like my advertisement thing is kicking off a little too well for it's 2nd day. I think it's time to revamp this page and make it a daily thing...With a waitlist and everything...I need to top the ads off somewhere and waitlist every other ad request...I'm thinking 5 ads at a time, and I'm also thinking of some other things...You'll see these updates in due time. --Axe Hack Talk 15:00, 17 July 2010 (BST)

Your sig is somewhat grotesque. Tongue :P For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee 17:04, 17 July 2010 (BST)
I need to cut down the number of ads...Or at least the length of these ads... --Axe Hack Talk 00:38, 18 July 2010 (BST)

Post-July 18th

Place Requests Here

User:Misanthropy/The Barhah

You know you want to. Also, enter. Grr! Argh! *shaking fist* For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee 16:46, 16 July 2010 (BST)

Your advertisement will be removed in one week as of this message. Thank you for choosing Axe Hack Advertising Inc. We hope you have a nice day. --Axe Hack Talk 16:51, 16 July 2010 (BST)

Siege of Buckley

Buckley is besieged! Join in the feast! - The zombies have the upper hand strategically, but due to simple lack of numbers, cannot maintain a breach. --VVV RPMBG 19:06, 16 July 2010 (BST)

Thank you for choosing Axe Hack Advertisement Inc. Your ad will be removed in one week as of this post. We hope you have a nice day. --Axe Hack Talk 01:33, 17 July 2010 (BST)

Building Information Center

Because I'm obessed with getting this thing as much publicity as is humanely possible. I'll be back to renew my subsciption next week. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 21:25, 16 July 2010 (BST)

Thank you for choosing Axe Hack Advertisement Inc. Your ad will be removed in one week as of this post. We hope you have a nice day. --Axe Hack Talk 01:33, 17 July 2010 (BST)

User:Yonnua Koponen

:D --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:32, 16 July 2010 (BST)

Thank you for choosing Axe Hack Advertisement Inc. Unfortantely, your ad cannot be processed. We hope you have a nice day. --Axe Hack Talk 01:33, 17 July 2010 (BST)

User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox

Fine then, advertise the Story in my sandbox. It needs more traffic.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 10:45, 17 July 2010 (BST)

Your ad has been added. It will be removed as of one week of this post. --Axe Hack Talk 15:00, 17 July 2010 (BST)

CAPD

Cause non-CAPD-linked sigs in the manhunt are just sad. --Sophie ◆◆◆ CAPD 10:49, 17 July 2010 (BST)

Thank you for choosing Axe Hack Advertisement Inc. Your ad will be removed in one week as of this post. We hope you have a nice day. --Axe Hack Talk 15:00, 17 July 2010 (BST)

Fresh Country Bacon

Want that fresh, bacony taste? Buy Fresh Country bacon today! --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:28, 17 July 2010 (BST)

This is not a group/event. Request not added/waitlisted. --Axe Hack Talk 00:37, 18 July 2010 (BST)

The Labour Party

Burnham for Leader!

Labour is a group. You at no point specified they had to be UD groups. Hence, I place this ad. It is also only three words. It is also sunday. I demand this ad is placed now.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 10:03, 18 July 2010 (BST)

Rule 6: Only ads for groups, information pages, and events (both in-game and wiki) will be processed. Request not added. --Axe Hack Talk 16:01, 18 July 2010 (BST)

It's the "Labor Party"

Gillard for PM!

I plan to abuse this loophole for the duration of the Australian election. Linkthewindow  Talk  11:17, 18 July 2010 (BST)

Rule 6: Only ads for groups, information pages, and events (both in-game and wiki) will be processed. Request not added. --Axe Hack Talk 16:01, 18 July 2010 (BST)

EVIL

Please advertise EVIL. We'd appreciate it. - Poodle of Doom 15:57, 18 July 2010 (BST)


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Poodle of Doom has given Axe Hack a cookie for reason numer 8 above.

- Poodle of Doom 15:57, 18 July 2010 (BST)

Requests at the bottom of this section, Poodle. Remember that next time. Also, your request has been waitlisted. It will be added when a slot becomes available. Thank you for choosing Axe Hack Advertisement Inc. --Axe Hack Talk 16:05, 18 July 2010 (BST)
I apologize for my goof. Thank you for selecting me. - Poodle of Doom 16:06, 18 July 2010 (BST)
A slot is now available. Your ad has been added. --Axe Hack Talk 12:15, 23 July 2010 (BST)

Thad for Sysop!

Thanks in advance, would appreciate it if it were within the two week of my bid! --Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png 13:19, 20 July 2010 (BST)

Waitlisted. It will be added when a slot becomes available after the above request. --Axe Hack Talk 15:52, 20 July 2010 (BST) Never mind. You never left the fee. No fee, no ad. --Axe Hack Talk 15:58, 20 July 2010 (BST)
Oops, should have known I missed something.
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Thad has given Axe a cookie for getting a spot on his Siggy!

Oh and about my bid, I would really be grateful if you gave me your Vouch, Against or Abstain based off your opinion of whether or not you think I could be a sysops. If there are too many sysops, the bureaucrats will decide for that, only thing I want from you is an honest opinion =) --Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png 12:24, 23 July 2010 (BST)

Your ad has been added. It will be removed in one week. Thank you for choosing Axe Hack Advertisement Inc. We hope you have a nice day. --Axe Hack Talk 12:28, 23 July 2010 (BST)

Building Information Centre

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The BIC CEO has given Axe Hack a cookie for his troubles.

~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 02:04, 24 July 2010 (BST)

Thank you for choosing Axe Hack Advertisement Inc. Your ad has been added. It will be removed in one week. We hope to do business with you again. --Axe Hack Talk 02:15, 24 July 2010 (BST)

EVIL Codex

Our first advertisement for EVIL expires today. Would it be possable to get you to advertise EVIL again? - Poodle of Doom 06:31, 25 July 2010 (BST)


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Poodle of Doom has given Axe Hack a cookie for reason numer 8 above.

- Poodle of Doom 06:31, 25 July 2010 (BST)

Your ad hasn't expired. Expiration dates are 1 week after the add, not the request. --Axe Hack Talk 11:57, 27 July 2010 (BST)

EVIL Codex

We noticed you have two more spots available... I think it would be funny to have two spots.... So could we get you to advertise the EVIL Codex as well? This would look kind of cool side by side - Poodle of Doom 06:31, 25 July 2010 (BST)


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Poodle of Doom has given Axe Hack a cookie for reason numer 8 above.

- Poodle of Doom 06:31, 25 July 2010 (BST)

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Poodle of Doom has given Axe Hack a cookie for reason numer 4 above.

- Poodle of Doom 06:31, 25 July 2010 (BST)

Thank you for choosing Axe Hack Advertisement Inc. Your ad has been added. It will be removed in one week. We hope to do business with you again. --Axe Hack Talk 12:01, 27 July 2010 (BST)


The WikiKnight Movement

Please advertise the WikiKnight Movement. Thank you! --Dawkins DAWKINS IS WATCHIN' [T][P!][W!][] is currently: having his arm torn off by a zombie. 11:46, 25 July 2010 (BST)


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Dawkins has given Axe Hack a cookie for his services.
Thank you for choosing Axe Hack Advertisement Inc. Your ad has been added. It will be removed in one week. We hope to do business with you again. --Axe Hack Talk 12:01, 27 July 2010 (BST)

Bonghit420

User:Bonghit420. One cookie, one ad, no questions asked. Deal?

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Oidar has given Axe a cookie for in order to bribe pay him.

Oidar 15:28, 25 July 2010 (BST)

Rule 6. Read it carefully. Only ads for groups, information pages, and events (both in-game and wiki) will be processed. Advertisements for personal userpages or anything not relating to UD will not be processed. Request not added/waitlisted. --Axe Hack Talk 12:01, 27 July 2010 (BST)

Burnham Way

Vote Andy Burnham!--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:51, 28 July 2010 (BST)

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Yonnua Koponen has given Axe Hack a cookie for Supporting Andy.

--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:51, 28 July 2010 (BST)

I see that loophole you're trying to abuse...And I say no to politics. --Axe Hack Talk 02:05, 29 July 2010 (BST)


Rage in a Cage

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Poodle of Doom has given Axe Hack a cookie for for rule number 8.

- Poodle of Doom 14:12, 2 August 2010 (BST)

Too long. Not added. --Axe Hack Talk 03:39, 3 August 2010 (BST)
Could I get your to Add it as EVIL Manhunt|? - Poodle of Doom 03:50, 3 August 2010 (BST)
Added. --Axe Hack Talk 08:40, 3 August 2010 (BST)

The 'It's the internet, deal with it' movement.

¡ʞɔnɟ


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Dawkins has given Axe Hack a cookie for his excellent services.
Added. --Axe Hack Talk 03:39, 3 August 2010 (BST)

The Irony Is apparent to me.

shhhhhhhhhhhh!


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Ross has given Axe Hack a cookie for his excellent pk'ing skills.

And write up a conclusion to the manhunt on the front page.

--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 22:15, 2 August 2010 (BST)

Added. And I'll write one up when I get back in the States. I should be back home by Monday. --Axe Hack Talk 03:39, 3 August 2010 (BST)

Quiz

Or maybe even just do it yourself!

I provide no payment.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 22:41, 2 August 2010 (BST)

No payment, no ad. Also, this ad is too long. As per rule 1, ads must be one to three words long. --Axe Hack Talk 03:39, 3 August 2010 (BST)
Still, my goal was achieved. I have another quiz as well now!--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 11:45, 3 August 2010 (BST)

For the poops

Combat 18

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Misanthropy has given that Hack a cookie for shits and giggles.
For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee 22:32, 3 August 2010 (BST)
Added. --Axe Hack Talk 02:04, 5 August 2010 (BST)
On a special notice, due to the amount of racism on this particular page, I'm cutting the ad time down by 4 days. --Axe Hack Talk 02:20, 5 August 2010 (BST)
The point is to encourage more people to troll it. Grr! Argh! *shaking fist* For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee 02:24, 5 August 2010 (BST)
In that case, I'll leave it up. But I'm adding Fuck in front of it. --Axe Hack Talk 02:26, 5 August 2010 (BST)

Main Page

is Shit!. But I request that my ad is placed directly after Mis'.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 23:04, 3 August 2010 (BST)

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Yonnua has given Axe Hack a cookie for ...
Different ad instead...

Discosaurs.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 19:48, 4 August 2010 (BST)

Added. --Axe Hack Talk 02:04, 5 August 2010 (BST)
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Yonnua has given Axe Hack a cookie for ...
Bumping my ad.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 23:04, 14 August 2010 (BST)

GBJK

Spread The Love --Dawkins DAWKINS IS WATCHIN' [T][P!][W!][] is currently: having his arm torn off by a zombie. 22:36, 5 August 2010 (BST)

You left no payment. However, since you have me linked in your signature, your ad earns you a free pass. Also, your ad also gets a permanent spot in my signature, where all my regular stuff is, away from all the other ads, as long as my userpage is continually linked in your signature. --Axe Hack Talk 01:41, 6 August 2010 (BST)
Thank you. Your spot on my sig will expire in about seven hours, and is booked for another twenty-four hours a day after that. And you can always put in another request. --Dawkins DAWKINS IS WATCHIN' [T][P!][W!][] is currently: having his arm torn off by a zombie. 12:35, 6 August 2010 (BST)

Malties

MMX, or Malton Murder Awards MMX, whatever takes your fancy. No cookie, just civic duty. For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee 00:45, 13 August 2010 (BST)

No payment, no add. --Axe Hack Talk 22:06, 14 August 2010 (BST)
Grr! Argh! *shaking fist*
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Mis has given that Hack a cookie for being an extortionate bastard

. For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee 22:11, 14 August 2010 (BST)

Added. --Axe Hack Talk 22:13, 14 August 2010 (BST)

Dead vs Blue

I gave you a cookie ages ago to bump my ad and you didn't. Consider that cookie payment for this ad.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 22:19, 27 August 2010 (BST)

I didn't notice it. Probably best if you gave each ads their own section, even if they're renewals. But I'll be nice. I'll add that ad along with this ad. --Axe Hack Talk 00:41, 28 August 2010 (BST)
Yaaaaay!--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 11:19, 28 August 2010 (BST)
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Yonnua has given Axe Hack a cookie for being generous

--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 11:33, 28 August 2010 (BST)

Ah, you didn't have to. The payment was on the house for this one. --Axe Hack Talk 11:41, 28 August 2010 (BST)

Dezonus Industries: Malton Dispatch

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Dezonus has given Axe Hack a cookie for for rule number 8.

Hey Axe Hack,

I'd really apreciate it if we could have an add space in your sig. we're a fairly new group, so the publicity would probably do wonders. If "Dezonus Industries: Malton Dispatch" is too long, you could allways shorten it to "DI:MD" Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) 03:52, 28 August 2010 (BST)

Added. --Axe Hack Talk 11:26, 28 August 2010 (BST)

October_Bash

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Vapor has given Axe Hack a cookie for Advertising

Could use a bit of advertising for October Bash. If it's too long, maybe OctoBash instead. Muchos Gracias. ~Vsig.png 20:08, 2 September 2010 (BST)

Added. --Axe Hack Talk 13:52, 3 September 2010 (BST)

Dead vs Blue and Discosaurs

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Yonnua has given Axe Hack a cookie for advertising

8 cookies. If I'm correct that's a month of advertising for both my tags. Contact me in October for an update.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 17:23, 4 September 2010 (BST)

Woah, woah, waoh! Hold on now! You can't do that! Because that goes over the two ad requests/week rule! Aside from that, regardless, you'll still only get 1 week, otherwise it wouldn't be fair to all the other requesters, now would it? --Axe Hack Talk 17:37, 4 September 2010 (BST)
I have removed 6 of them.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 17:39, 4 September 2010 (BST)
Done. Come back in a week. --Axe Hack Talk 17:42, 4 September 2010 (BST)
Oh, sorry, forgot to ask, can DvB be the big one this week? Discosaurs was last time.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 18:59, 4 September 2010 (BST)
Done. --Axe Hack Talk 20:19, 4 September 2010 (BST)

Weekly Refill

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Yonnua has given Axe Hack a cookie for advertising

--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 14:51, 11 September 2010 (BST)

You know, you still have like nine hours... --Axe Hack Talk 15:12, 11 September 2010 (BST)
Well, this request goes then.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 15:16, 11 September 2010 (BST)
I might leave all the ads for a few reasons. One reason being the lack of requests. --Axe Hack Talk 15:24, 11 September 2010 (BST)

DI:MD

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Dezonus has given Axe Hack a cookie for the hell of it.

Hey Axe Hack, would you mind running the DI:MD add again? Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) 01:34, 5 September 2010 (BST)

Done. --Axe Hack Talk 20:51, 5 September 2010 (BST)

October Bash

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Vapor has given Axe Hack a cookie for he was all out of bubblegum.

So I can make a request once per week yet the ad stays up for 2 weeks?~Vsig.png 21:54, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Only because of the lack of requests at this time. --Axe Hack Talk 21:55, 15 September 2010 (BST)
Also, added. --Axe Hack Talk 21:56, 15 September 2010 (BST)

South Blythville Recovery

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Axe Hack, I could really use some publicity for South Blythville Recovery...can you by chance put it in your sig? Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) 13:20, 16 September 2010 (BST)

Waitlisted. Your ad will be added when the oldest one expires. --Axe Hack Talk 14:15, 16 September 2010 (BST)
Two weeks starts now. --Axe Hack Talk 22:40, 21 September 2010 (BST)

The Elbow Room

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Sarpek has given Axe Hack a cookie for Bribery is fun!

Needs more advertising to get more people. Would appreciate it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sarpek (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

Added. --Axe Hack Talk 00:17, 23 September 2010 (BST)

Annus Horribilis

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Lady Clitoria has given Axe Hack a cookie for post-coital nourishment

Please slip us into your next open slot x --    : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 18:06, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Added. --Axe Hack Talk 18:11, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Malton Beauty Pageant

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Mindlessidiots has given Axe Hack a cookie for so he can promote his beauty pageant.

Is chocolate chip acceptable? --Mindlessidiots 21:56, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Added. --Axe Hack Talk 22:34, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Common Survival

After expiration of this ad, request persistent ad renewal until no vacant slots remain. Thank you kindly.

--Jon Aiken RSZ ! 22:11, 9 October 2010 (BST)


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Common Survival has given Axe Hack a bunch of cookies for to secure CS's ad.
Added. And if you want renewals, you're gonna have to keep coming here to request another ad. Because I don't take reservations. --Axe Hack Talk 22:35, 9 October 2010 (BST)
Seeing as it's been a weeks time, re-request advert space. Note: Not to stack for total of 4 weeks, but rather reset two weeks starting today. --Jon Aiken RSZ ! 21:51, 17 October 2010 (BST)


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Common Survival has given Axe Hack a bunch of cookies for to secure CS's ad...again.
Sorry, but I'm not allowing any abuse like that. Request not accepted. --Axe Hack Talk 17:28, 18 October 2010 (BST)

Mester Coffeeshop

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Lady Clitoria has given Axe Hack a cookie for sexual services

My cosy little coffee-shop is always empty *sob* Pleassse ssslip usss in an ad ssslot when available xx --    : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 17:27, 18 October 2010 (BST)

Waitlisted. --Axe Hack Talk 17:28, 18 October 2010 (BST)
Added. --Axe Hack Talk 02:07, 25 October 2010 (BST)

Siege on Sears

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LETS DO THIS MOTHERFUCKER -- LEMON #1 00:59, 26 October 2010 (BST)

This cookie isn't filled out... --Axe Hack Talk 01:03, 26 October 2010 (BST)
You ask for cookie, I give cookie, I don't like this advertisment crud any more than the next guy but its for the greater good. I DEMAND YOU CRUMBLE TO ME DEMANDS -- LEMON #1 01:12, 26 October 2010 (BST)
Added. I'll fill out the cookie later then. And don't come blaming me when you're paying in more cookies then you expected. ;) --Axe Hack Talk 02:10, 26 October 2010 (BST)

Big Coffin Hunters

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Hell's Belles has given Axe Hack a cookie for for shilling BCH's reboot.

If it's too long, you could also use our abbreviation BCH. Cheers. --Hell's Bellesii 19:44, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

Added. --Axe Hack Talk 16:00, 9 November 2010 (UTC)

Malton Herald Sun

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MHSstaff has given Axe Hack a cookie for trading goods and services for buttery, sugary goodness.

Mmmmmmm. Buttery, sugary goodness. -MHSstaff 19:55, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

Added. --Axe Hack Talk 16:01, 9 November 2010 (UTC)

Cobra

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Spiderzed has given Axe Hack a cookie for aiding a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

COBRRRAAA! Also, to make it known that our wiki presence has been majorly revamped. -- Spiderzed 19:56, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

Added. --Axe Hack Talk 20:11, 16 November 2010 (UTC)


RRF: Today's Message

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MHSstaff has given Axe Hack a cookie for trading goods and services for buttery, sugary goodness.

Mmmmmmm. More Buttery, sugary goodness. Perfect with tasty, brainwashing koolaid. -MHSstaff 20:59, 19 November 2010 (UTC)

Waitlisted. --Axe Hack Talk 22:46, 19 November 2010 (UTC)
Added. --Axe Hack Talk 21:31, 1 December 2010 (UTC)

RRF: Today's Weather

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MHSstaff has given Axe Hack a cookie for trading goods and services for buttery, sugary goodness.

Technically, its been more than a week since my last request. :) -MHSstaff 19:15, 2 December 2010 (UTC)

Added. --Axe Hack Talk 19:44, 2 December 2010 (UTC)

MY SOCKS ROCK!

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The Mayor of Awesometown has given Axe Hack a cookie for to help buy some really awesome socks!

-EstacadoTalk 00:25, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

Request not added, as per rule 6. --Axe Hack Talk 00:30, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

Zombieball

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Vapor has given Axe Hack a cookie for shits and giggles.

Also, can the link be in green? ~Vsig.png 00:38, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

Yes. However, I'm lazy. If you want it green, you gotta do the coding yourself because I like copying and pasting. I'll give you 30 minutes to spice up your ad. ;) --Axe Hack Talk 00:39, 4 December 2010 (UTC)
I am not sure exactly what your sig's format is (I don't even know how the fuck you're doing you inclusions) so hopefully the code below will suffice. Simple.
<span style="font-size: 6px; color: green">'''Zombieball'''</span>
Thanks. ~Vsig.png 00:48, 4 December 2010 (UTC)
Added. --Axe Hack Talk 00:51, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

Gabba Gabba

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User:Vapor has given Vapor]] a cookie for Axe Hack

Trying to hopefully garner some interest in it. --~Vsig.png 17:15, 22 December 2010 (UTC)

Added. --Axe Hack Talk 17:48, 22 December 2010 (UTC)

A Wyke Christmas

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Albert Schwan has given Axe Hack a cookie for outstanding marketing acumen.
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Albert Schwan has given Axe Hack a cookie for being late.

Hello AxeHack, I am attempting to put together a holiday event in Wyke Hills. I would appreciate it if you could assist me to get the word out. Thank you in advance.

--Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  01:24, 23 December 2010 (UTC)

I don't see my cookie payment...But since you've helped me gather research data for Organization XIII, I'll give you a free pass, Albert. Your ad has been added. --Axe Hack Talk 01:28, 23 December 2010 (UTC)
The cookie was a little late, I was fiddling with the template. Many applologies. I have included a second cookie for the trouble.
--Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  02:30, 23 December 2010 (UTC)

Malton Herald Sun

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MHSstaff has given Axe Hack a cookie for being a mindless servant.

Mmmmmmmm Buttery, sugary goodness of servitude. -MHSstaff 01:44, 10 January 2011 (UTC)

Added. --Axe Hack Talk 01:47, 10 January 2011 (UTC)

Discussion

User:Misanthropy/The Barhah

I had a feeling you'd be the first person to toss something here... --Axe Hack Talk 16:48, 16 July 2010 (BST)

User:Yonnua Koponen

Axe Hack said:
a group or event
Tongue :P For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee 21:35, 16 July 2010 (BST)

User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox

When is the next chapter coming?--Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 15:16, 17 July 2010 (BST)

Probably never. I've finished the Namespace story, but if I can be bothered next time a big story comes along, I might do another. I planned sequels for both the Sonny-Misanthropy-Woot controversy and Grim's return, but the first i couldn't be bothered, and the second became nothing, so I haven't done anything yet.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 16:44, 17 July 2010 (BST)

CAPD

Applause--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 16:23, 17 July 2010 (BST)

I concur. Clap.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 16:30, 17 July 2010 (BST)
Indeed CAPD is now 38th linked to page--Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:38, 17 July 2010 (BST)

Stuff

How long is the expiration date? The new rules don't effect the current adds, right? --VVV RPMBG 02:04, 18 July 2010 (BST)

Oh, whoops. I forgot that. Length is one week. And no, they don't affect the current ones. --Axe Hack Talk 02:05, 18 July 2010 (BST)

The Labour Party

Ed Miller Band. >:( For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee 14:00, 18 July 2010 (BST)

Ed's a good third, but he isn't active enough to beat the tories in to submission.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 14:05, 18 July 2010 (BST)
But he can fly like an eagle. For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee 14:19, 18 July 2010 (BST)
He can also crash and burn like a helicopter.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 14:20, 18 July 2010 (BST)
But he's the joker, the smoker, and the midnight toker. For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee 14:22, 18 July 2010 (BST)
But he just isn't Balls.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 15:18, 18 July 2010 (BST)

It's the "Labor Party"

NO! NO! I'd much prefer "no one currently running for PM!" --

11:34, 18 July 2010 (BST)

Australia for Commonwealth? :P --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 12:17, 18 July 2010 (BST)

WAI?

Wai??!?!?!?!??!?!?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:13, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Also, my ads still had 3 days on them.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:19, 15 September 2010 (BST)
Right...I'll put those back... --Axe Hack Talk 21:22, 15 September 2010 (BST)
Also the change is due to the lack of requests. --Axe Hack Talk 21:24, 15 September 2010 (BST)
But why can I only nominate 1 per week?! There are only usually three requests!--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:25, 15 September 2010 (BST)
Because I cut the spacing of ads down from 5-3 to shorten my sig. --Axe Hack Talk 21:26, 15 September 2010 (BST)
But why does it bother you? I've increased the length of ads to 2 weeks, however, current ads aren't affected by the change. --Axe Hack Talk 21:28, 15 September 2010 (BST)
Grumble grumble grumble. Ah well, you fixed your sig for my talk, so I have no real complaints.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:30, 15 September 2010 (BST)
Eh. I think it's too plain now. I might tinker with it for the next few days. --Axe Hack Talk 21:31, 15 September 2010 (BST)
Just have it like before, but make the image a redirect.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:32, 15 September 2010 (BST)
Divs galore! For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee 21:32, 15 September 2010 (BST)
If I did that, I'm pretty sure I'd loss my page links. Also, you might as well alternate between requests each week. That's one loophole I left open, and it'll be our little secret. ;) --Axe Hack Talk 21:33, 15 September 2010 (BST)
Have a blank link at the end of your sig, or a "+1" which links to your page.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:34, 15 September 2010 (BST)
[[User:Axe Hack| ]]. For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee 21:37, 15 September 2010 (BST)
It's cool. I'll come up with some crazy siggy schematics by the end of the week. --Axe Hack Talk 21:38, 15 September 2010 (BST)
Sig with a scroll bar?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:39, 15 September 2010 (BST)
Scroll bar codes in which I can't change the color makes me mad. Brooklyn Rage!!! --Axe Hack Talk 21:42, 15 September 2010 (BST)
That won't do anything, because there's a nowiki in it. :P --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:49, 15 September 2010 (BST)
Don't tempt it, now. ;) --Axe Hack Talk 21:51, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Question

Hello, I believed I posted a request for your ad services. Did you delete it or was it just me forgetting to save the page? Just making sure before posting again. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mindlessidiots (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

Going through this page's history, you have never made any edits on this page until now. --Axe Hack Talk 18:34, 9 October 2010 (BST)
Thanks, my memory is terrible so I don't remember if I did so or not. Here is your cookie now --Mindlessidiots 21:57, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Radio

Do you also manage/put your ads through 28.80MHz?

--Jon Aiken RSZ ! 23:36, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Nope. Rarely ever use the radio. It's only for the listening purposes for anything of interest. --Axe Hack Talk 01:56, 10 October 2010 (BST)

Complaints Department

Fresh Country Bacon

I demand this is added. It was rule compliant at the time of posting, and I demand it is added to the end of the wait list.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 10:03, 18 July 2010 (BST)

Again, this is not a UD related group, info page, nor event. Request denied. --Axe Hack Talk 16:00, 18 July 2010 (BST)

The Labour Party

The groups had no associated tab for in game and wiki, this is a basic and fundamental law of stautory formation. It's called Noscituur a sociis. Look it up. If my ads aren't added by tonight, I'm taking you to arbies.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 16:48, 18 July 2010 (BST)

Is it UD related? No it is not. This is a political group IRL, one which I want no part in. Therefore, your ad request will not be processed. Any more complaints? If yes, than let me redirect you to a better complaint department. I hear Macy's has an excellent complaint department. --Axe Hack Talk 17:09, 18 July 2010 (BST)
No part of your rules demanded it be UD related, as I explained above.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:12, 18 July 2010 (BST)
My siggy. I fill in any gaps that are left unanswered. This just happens to be one of those many gaps. --Axe Hack Talk 18:14, 18 July 2010 (BST)

You have to many cookies...

I would like to buy you a cookie jar for ChristmaKwanzaHanukkah, and wish to know, would that be okay with you? TELL ME IT WOULD BE ALRIGHT!!!!! -EstacadoTalk 00:33, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

Too many cookies. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 14:20, 18 January 2011 (UTC)