User:Sarpek

Sarpek was infected in the first outbreak, and is one of the fairly intelligent Zombies. Missing Humanity, he tries to make contact, but is thwarted by people who just take him as another Zombie.

	UD Mod Conspiracy
	This user is onto the Mod Conspiracy, and we've got our eye on you too!

	Ban Stick
	This user WILL report you to Vandal Banning.

	Firing Squad
	This user thinks we should just shoot Zombie Killers and get it over with.

	No More Wiki Drama
	This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.

	STFU N00B
	This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.

	Ban Stupidity
	This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.

	Vandals Beware
	This user will not hesitate to smite you with his ban hammer of justice.

	The President
	George Bush is a warmongering idiot.

	We love Lachryma!!!
	Sarpek loves the hot Russian lady!!!

	Trigger Happy
	This user has guns. Do not cross them.

	Body Count
	Sarpek has killed An infinite number of zombies, with an infinite number of headshots, with the splattered gore forming the works of Shakespeare. Bet you thought it was impossible to do that with zombies.

	Du Nu Nu Nu...
	Sarpek can touch this.

	Burn Her! She's a Witch!
	This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.

	Magatsus gift!
	You are a awesome zombie-dude who should be given some sort of a award or something, here's a hangover at least!

	Real Gamer is an Asshole
	This user or group believes that Real Gamer is a n00b, a loser, an asshole, as well as a host of unspeakable things. He deserves to die by being stuffed with bananas in his ass. Or worse...