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(MOB) -Moffing (in the homeland?) -Montie Hall (inactive) -MTD Vet(ret.) (inactive) -nilin Vet(ret.) (inactive) -OPFOR999/no9sadmirer (inactive) -P37r1 (paralysed in front of the computer) -Pie Jones (inactive) -Spork Messiah Vet(ret.) (RLMIA) -Stathiss -VandyX (RLMIA) -Visargo (inactive) -Zombie Bobb Recruitment Policy 1. Be a zombie 2. Make strike times 3. Join This Forum 4. Read And Respond To This Topic [Archives]	Auxunit 10 is a highly co-ordinated strike team operating within the Ridleybank Resistance Front. Its primary function is to assist the horde in cracking troublesome safehouses, Malton-wide. The team was formed in September 2006 to assist the horde in liberating Ridleybank from the harman menace that was foolish enough to barricade its ruined buildings. Serving as special weapons and tactics it was crucial in pushing the breathing blight from the suburb and eradicating the drugs they peddled. Auxunit 10 has since made a specialty of removing pesky NT buildings from the hands of harmanz, who are only prolonging their lower rung on the ladder of evolution. While not the only ability of the deadly and storied unit, this duty to protect not only the Front, but all zambahz, is a cornerstone of the team; as is its dedication to its junior members. Babahz are fed well, encouraging both their spirit and their battle prowess. AU10 WANTS YOU! Join Today! Recruiting AU10 WANTS YOU! Zethren, do you feel the call to Barhah? Do you relish the chance to be the weapon that crushes the foes of your people? Do you wish to crack the harmanz barnz and feast upon their brahnz, while they senselessly waste their time and resources only to see you rise again unscathed, as the Homeland always does? Come and lend your ever-renewing strength to wield the Hammar that is AU10. Crush the harman underneath its mighty strength. Feel the power of BARHAH! All we require is your allegiance... You must... Be able to participate in daily strikes. Be able to check into the forums, daily, to receive strike information. Be ready for guts, glory and a shit load of BARHAH! Read This Thread on the RRF forums for recruitment information and follow its instructions for recruitment. Inspiration Welcome, zethren, welcome! Enter and partake of our bounty! Sounds of joyous BARHAH! again ring out across our stronghold. The record halls are dusty no longer. The medals and honours are gleaming with victories past, and promises to come. AU10 rises anew, to bring swift justice to its enemies, and victory to its people. Auxunit10, one of the formidable Ridleybank Resistance Front elites, founded in days now legend, rides into the future on the glorious wings of its past. Like the Phoenix, AU10 never truly perishes. It is constantly reborn, its heart burning with the passion that has served it and the Front since the beginning. Its body may change, but the eternal spirit of AU10 will never be broken. The proud soldiers of AU10 serve with distinction, knowing that they are the pinnacle of destruction, but only glorying in the bounties their dire skills provide for all zambahdom; knowing that their prowess is the cause for harman fear, and zambah rejoicing. Nevertheless we should honour our valiant zethren, for without them the struggle against harmanity would be far darker indeed. The Hammar lends its strength to those with the conviction to wield it. Let the fiery wings of our spirit blind our enemies and sear their living flesh! Help the babahz feast and grow strong upon the brahnz of the cowering harmanz! Let the Hammar fall! AU10 is Dead! Long Live AU10! Voice in the Wilderness Long has the voice of the Hammar been silent; though it pummels the foes of the Front still, it has done so under guise of silence. The battle weariness brought on by the valiant duty during the Siege of Nichols laid low some of our zethren, while that Beast that lies in wait for all Maltonians, the vile and dreaded RL, has snatched the very unlife from others. The Beast has also claimed some only in part, leaving scars of various forms in its passing. Still others have departed our ranks, seeking other meaning in the chaos of the city. Our wounds were deep, we were decimated. Some feared (though others scorned that fear as baseless) that the Hammar had been wielded for the last time. But the fears were indeed most baseless, zethren, the product of an overly concerned mind. The Hammar has returned anew once again, reborn in the deadly image of itself to bring the light of undeath to those ignorant of its glories. Many different types of zambahz have reforged the bane of harman mrhbarnz. A hardened core of soldiers remained from the days of Excursion 3 and the Nichols Siege. Heroes from AU10's own illustrious past returned in one of its darkest times to re-ignite the spirit that may lay quiet, but never dies. Many new faces, both younglings and veterans, have quickly become part of the team, as the bond between warriors grows. Our less recent babahz have taken to feeding their younger siblings, as they were fed in their babah-hood. Auxunit 10 considers this one of our most important duties to the babahz and to the Front. While on duty with us you may often read the message: "AU10 - We feed babahz right!" A Special Message to our Solitaires Some dedicated troopers of the Hammar are operating on a read-only basis, due again to that evil monster RL. They cannot speak to us as they once did, their words appearing in front of us as if by magic. They may feel as if there are shadows cast across the light of their Barhah. But we say to them - Do not feel lost, zethren, because you do not have your full voices with us. Your sacrifices are not forgotten, as we read your messages of destruction and greetings, and hear the Rattles as we still stand and fight together. Remember also the shining example of Uncle Don, who has for a long time served us impeccably in this fashion. All the team thanks you for enduring with and for us; Barhah to you all! Tarman2007 06:57, 12 October 2008 (BST) The Pain of Rebirth So it begins anew. A time of woe follows a trial by fire. We who have stood triumphant with all our city's zethren over the broken bodies of the harmanz of Nichols, we who could traverse the corridors of Went with our eyes removed, suffered not during our battles. The time upon the streets of Malton, constantly away from the Homeland, we have endured willingly. We knew the light of Barhah was always just ahead of us, calling us to battle. We knew our destiny lay in glory, for a champion called us to wield the Hammar. We were led always by the Chosen One, Cthulhu In Lingerie, known to us as, "Nellie". She led us from our humble rebirth in the beginnings of the year, from a team of mostly babahz and former ferals learning to work together, into the premier strike force we are today. She led us during the Third Excursion across countless fields of battle as the Front's entire combat force was brought to bear in the pillage of the city in the early part of the year. Barn after barn fell before us as the map turned red in harman agony; each bastion lost to our successes brought her delight beyond measure. Nellie was our commander during the brutal months of the Crusade, as we sieged Nichols and the surrounding area. Our mark is upon Went NT - AU10 fought many a hard and gruesome battle there, against some of the harmanz moar competent warriors. Even at the lowest points of the siege, during times when the entire effort was grinding slowly or not at all, our tireless leader ensured not only our victory, but our sanity. We were kept from despair and defeat by her words and actions alike. Yet, the foul, heartless creature that awaits us all, the dreaded and ever-lurking Beast of RL, has found our fearless commander. She goes to do battle with it, but first she must train! She leaves this shell to hone her mind and skills to enable her to better combat the evils of RL. She entrusts care of Auxunit10 in her stead to the assuredly capable ZEmil33 and the hopefully capable Tarman2007. They have made plans to ensure and continue the good example set forth previously - and to first and foremost promote "Kicking Serious Business In The Fish And Chips" as a leadership model. Nellie's spirit will always ring true with the essence of Barhah. She has taught many zambahz the way to enlightenment, and her message and the method to her madness will remain a part of the Hammar long after her corpse covers with dust. And this is Malton; she shall never be truly gone from us, only resting - our Valkyrie, waiting for the cry of the Hammar to ring out and to answer it once more. Tarman2007 17:00, 11 July 2008 (BST) The Siege Greetings from the front, my zethren. AU10 has been silent for some time now, as we have been operating in relative secrecy. Our hand has been shown now, and the entire force of Ridleybank is now brought to bear against the hated bastion of civilization that resides near our still-endangered Homeland - Nichols Mall. We serve as we always have, and will do, with utter conviction and faith; not only in ourselves, but in our comrades and allies who struggle with us against the trappings and excess of the harman lifestyle. Know that no matter how we may suffer at the hands of such voluminous collections of harmanz, we shall defeat them. They cannot hold out against us forever, and we have not the cruel hands of time to reduce our alloted span. Yes, zethren, it is a bitter pill to swallow, being held up at the very gates of home. Yes, we all have some feelings of anger and resentment, the feeling that we should have destroyed these disgusting breathers long ago. Yet these feelings should not be turned back upon our own kind, or dissipated into malaise and defeatism, but rather used like a weapon against the harmanz who would attempt to delay our return. Focus your energies and feel renewed, and as you stand from another shot to the head, know that your sacrifices are not in vain. For the Front exists for you, as you exist for the Front. The RRF rises each time you do; each harman killed or infected is another step towards victory. Every needle jabbed into you to force your lungs to move is one less for a harman who wishes to carry the vile burdens of life. Every ounce of lead that passes through you is one less level of barricading that another must claw their way through to feed. Every generator destroyed is another pleasantly darker step closer towards home. We shall defeat these harmans, though the struggle seems endless. To warm your spirit, we offer you the image of the harmanz cowering in Nichols and the surrounding area. Dirty, sweating, and crowded together; all fearful of the next break-in to occur. Counting their clips and shells, nervously watching for attacks from without; and also attacks from within, for our death-cultists send fear into their hearts as well. Scrabbling through their hovel-like surroundings for battered supplies and equipment, hoping that their trinkets can buy them just a bit more time. Mistrusting even their own allies, for the harman has no faith in his own kind. Running fearfully from building to building attempting to thin our ranks, and failing as we rise and fight them another day. And knowing that the Front awaits them all, just a few boards and broken doors away. Keep strong, zethren. We hold Barhah within ourselves, and our spirit shall sustain us as we fight here. For the fight for Nichols is also the fight for home. For Ridleybank. For us all. BARHAH! Tarman2007 16:46, 21 May 2008 (BST) The Long Road to Ridleybank We have been abroad for many a month now, zethren, and our task is not yet finished. Though we yearn for the cold, dark streets of Ridleybank, the harmanz have beckoned us to continue our Excursion. We do not begrudge our toil, endless though it may seem to the unbeliever. For with every death of our breathing foes, we have the potential to create another family member. For each mall and safehouse we decimate, we dim the hideous lights across Malton just that much more. Each and every action we take, we take in the name of all that is our evolutionary right. And not just for AU10, or even the Front, but for all who shamble across this fine city. All zambahdom benefits when we crack open a nest of harmanity and feast upon the branz within. We save the future of some poor babah who would otherwise suffer at the hands of those less evolved; savage breathers who would rob the babah of even his very mobility. We make the streets and lanes less perilous for those zambahz who have no permanent homes. We cause harmanz to fear not only us, but our kith and kin. And we spread the word of Barhah to those who wish to hear its siren song. Revel in these works zethren, for we have accomplished a mighty thing. We have shown that even in the face of adversity we can remain strong - nay, grow even more powerful. And this power is not only in our strength on the field of combat, which is prodigious, but inner strength as well. The Front has become mighty of spirit as the Third Excursion has wreaked destruction across Malton as and when we wish. Our main force has been blooded on the many bastions of harmanity across the south of the city, improving their ties to themselves as well as to the Front. Friendly rivalry between operational wings has not turned bitter in our mouths, but has strengthened our sense of community. Our collective mind grows as we accept new zethren into our fold. And as always, we think on our Homeland, infested with pitiful harmanz who believe they have upturned our place at the heart of Malton. We thank these harmanz, for they await to be the celebratory feast when we arrive home victorious. Tarman2007 20:36, 1 May 2008 (BST) History Were it not for the efforts of one Czigot (forever memorialized as the Most Significant Harmonizer), the members of Auxunit 10 would still be lost in the futility of uncoordinated efforts. From the disorganized mass in front of the Blackmore Building, Czigot bravely rallied his fellow zombies in the face of insurmountable odds and brought forth our splendid Brotherhood of BARHAH. A humble zombie, Czigot refused the mantle of the leader of a strike team and chose instead to direct us in battle as an equal. His strategic genius allowed us our first small victories and spurred us on to greater exploits. Alas, our founding father was soon called to higher pursuits and was faced with a conundrum: should this non-strike team die aborning, or should it continue? A premonition of Auxunit 10's future greatness prompted Czigot to fight for the survival of the resistance he'd kindled and he asked Elizabeth Vignelli to assume leadership of the group. With determination, she accepted the honor and petitioned Papa Patrucio for strike team status. Over time -- and after several victorious campaigns -- our sister grew more silent and was replaced by our next bold leader, Talunex, who for many months lead AU10 with a great sense of BARHAH. The feelings of love and admiration his brothers and sisters felt for him were later coupled with sorrow as he announced that he was unable to continue leading the now experienced strike team. Forced to assign a new leader in early May of 2007, Talunex together with papa Murray Jay Suskind and the rest of AU10 elected to give the leadership to the two volunteers DonTickles and BellaMort, to lead the team together. Changes in October 2007, saw Talunex reassume command of AU10; DonTickles stepped down to pursue covert operations on behalf of the RRF. Pyromonkey had leadership of the team for a brief time after, but became a casualty of RL; March 2008 sees Cthulhu In Lingerie leading AU10 in a permanent capacity, after a battlefield promotion and temporary command status. AU10's decorated veterans have seen service in some of the deadliest areas of central Malton. The Battles of Blackmore saw several members decorated to levels unprecedented in the early outbreaks. Their courage and loyalty to the horde shone as they helped liberate Ridleybank, twice, from the harman menace. The veterans of AU10 have seen active combat in Shearbank, Roftwood, Stanbury Village, BARHAHville and Pitneybank. Numerous other skirmishes have taken place in countless other suburbs, especially during the RRF's second and third Excursions. AU10 are among the first to enter the combat theatre and the last to leave. The new recruits of AU10 follow in the footsteps of the combat veterans, learning skills and tactics handed down from those with years of active duty. The combat records of AU10 detailing their glorious battle history can be found here. Current Events AU10 are currently embarking upon the New Flesh Tour, spreading the light of Barhah to the poor unevolved sub-creatures who still cling to their oxygenated ways. Declassified Combat Photography - March AU10 - we don't report the news, we make it! We fight for the people. We may tell of our success, but a picture says more than our words could offer. AU10 members are outfitted with the latest in photographic gear. Our glorious comrade Ironic Sponge Tissue, in particular, has begun recording our exploits for all to marvel and wonder over. While other members may snap the occasional shot, the amazing angles and action captured by Ironic's lens are truly inspiring. It is only fitting that a retrospective of AU10's declassified snapshots begins with a photo of Ironic himself. Here we see Ironic putting the combat in Combat Photographer, as he eliminates a suspected harman sympathizer. [Photo] An unofficial photo by AU10 operatives shows the inside action leading up to the execution, as the sympathizer is removed by other RRF elements who were attempting to properly ruin the building. [Photo] Ironic's devotion to AU10 knows no bounds. While serving in active duty both as solider and photojournalist, he has made the time to indoctrinate another new zethren to the Front. Here is the photo of the babah's first kill - precious! [Photo] Here we are treated to a group photo, highlighting the team effort and co-ordination that defines the Peoples' Hammar. The babah DIAB removes the pre-softened harman menace, while former CMDR Uncle Don gives tactical advice. Acting CMDR CIL and Spork Messiah set the proper state of the building, free from ugly harman trappings like lights and barricades. [Photo] The team assembles on short notice, at half-combat strength. Still they breach the objective and find a veritable feast, while unexpected reinforcements bolster the AU10 numbers. Here amongst the unit are longtime veteran NWP Snatch, and Co-Comannder Zoey Zarg of Team America, joining in to eliminate the harman menace. Such inter-unit co-operation is a hallmark of the RRF, contributing to its continual successes in the field. [Photo] Another shocking image, collected by Commander Zoey herself, exposes the terrible addiction of the needle, and why we fight it so. The harmanz disgusting practices must be stopped. [Photo] In a sign of solidarity, TA Co-Commander Gus Thomas also joins the raid to provide combat assistance and feral calling support. [Photo] The cameras of the RRF are watching you! Hildebrand Mall: AU10 Declassified The attack on Hildebrand began quietly. The unit moved into position and breached the SW corner with only a third of its full roster [Photo] . The team quickly moved to sabotage the generators, plunging the mall into darkness [Photo]. AU10 then fought waking survivors in a skirmish of attrition, forcing the harmanz to repeatedly waste ammo and FAKs. Some harmanz were in awe even as they battled us [Photo]. Casualties were 100% as the actives defended their location, despite some timely ?rises. The Front was quickly alerted to the harman menace, and other RRF elements were directed to the target. The next day showed AU10 the bodies of many zethren, both standing and prone, who had come to remove the harmanz. As their attack commenced [Photo], they again breached the barricades, and found the harmanz waiting ready this time. The lights were once more dimmed, but the harmanz fought desperately and well. They continued to attack and barricade, even after being repeatedly infected. AU10 was cut off from reinforcements, and was ejected again. Even the selfless help of TA Commander Zoey Zarg could not stem the tide of lead and FAKs. The mall held firm for another day [Photo]. AU10's orders for the next two days were to destroy Herbert NT, the life-factory just on the NE corner of Hildebrand. After cracking the barricades, the team discovered a veritable bounty of foodz. The harmanz of the Mrh-barn were very complacent compared to the mall defenders of the previous days, possibly due to low morale. KristiOTD, Chair of the DEM, was caught napping by our own leader, CiL, and was dutifully brought to unlife [Photo]. Our babah Felidae Mort, newly rejoined, feeds on the contents of the Mrh-barn in this shot during the fighting [Photo]. After the second day, as AU10 held the breach for reinforcements in the face of heavy gunfire[Photo] , weight of numbers and lack of harman replacements crushed the building, aiding in the destruction of the mall survivors. The unit moved considerably in the ending days of March. Many targets in many suburbs were breached and eliminated. More suspected harman sympathisers were rooted out as the unit moved through the south of Greater Ridleybank [Photo1] [Photo2] [Photo3]. Good pictures were few and far between, however, as a number of targets were not worthy of the force that is AU10[Photo] . Little glory was to be found; only the sacred duty to the Front. The time changes affected the cohesion of the unit as members were lost to poor chronography, though the combat effectiveness of its members was hardly diminished [Photo]. Further, interference from non-aligned zambah forces hampered AU10's ability to feed its babahz, causing much animosity towards the snipers and thieves. With the relative dispersal experienced after the Hildebrand siege, unit members were engaged in covert activities as well as regular combat service [Photo]. AU10's food fortunes turned as the month closed out; the zambah forces shadowing the unit faded back, even as the harmanz provided more branz. Babah foodz were again readily available, and AU10 made the most of its opportunities [Photo]. Pictures of the Whitenoll Building raid illustrate AU10's destructive powers [Photo1] [Photo2] [Photo3]. Its newest members grew rapidly in a short space, being fed even by those who were babahz themselves a short while ago. The new month shows AU10 again doing what they do best - eliminating harmanity [Photo]. 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