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Launch Date

The AZ/DC will officially be open for business on March 24th. That doesn't mean we aren't out there causing all kinds of chaos, just that it's not a part of the official AZ/DC canon. If you are bored of party line Urban Dead come check us out. We will have achievements, random operations, contests etc along with a jukebox on the wiki, an IRC channel and all the Tequila and Pie you can consume.AZ/DC Forums -- MeesoSorry 20:22, 20 March 2012 (UTC)

Recruitment Advert

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Fix'd.--RadicalWhig 06:58, 16 May 2012 (BST)

Diplomacy

I believe The Discordian Society to be a perfect candidate for ally/enemy/carpool status. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 12:59, 21 May 2012 (BST)

Hark! Fellow followers of CHAOS? Is the Society still active? Is this too good to be true, fellow allies in our quest for randomosity? Will we be right back after a word from our sponsors? ARE MY WAFFLES BURNING? --RadicalWhig 22:00, 21 May 2012 (BST)

You might not know this, but..

...O13 maintains Lamport Walk as both a ceasefire zone and a no genny zone. I'll let you off the hook this time 'cause you don't know of the rules in place for Lamport. Also, don't think about targeting Lamport in the long run. That only gives us a reason to ruin/pinata our own HQ. This is probably all something I should add on Lamport's page...But I'm too lazy to be bothered. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:32, 7 July 2012 (BST)

I thought it was quite funny. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 15:33, 7 July 2012 (BST)

Guess you're not standing down. Oh well. Nothing to do now but ruin your fun. 'Cause we're Organization XIII. We're prepared for your overcading and PKings. The one thing you did not take account for was our defensive plans that takes advantage of your plans (the only other group to have underestimated these defensive "take advantage" tactics was Skynet). After all, killing with a borrowed knife is so much more better than doing things yourself. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:53, 10 July 2012 (BST)

We have a plan? First I've heard of this "PLAN" of which you speak. Well, there's a first time for everything I guess. Your signatures purdy... --MeesoSorry 21:31, 10 July 2012 (BST)

Oh sweet, we have a plan now? Ohhh, Meesomeesomeeso, can I keep him? He followed me home! Pweeeeeeeeease? I promise I will feed him and love him and cherish him and make him my own and call him George! --Abby Omination 00:38, 11 July 2012 (BST)

Ah, now let's think about this. Using the !Rando command to see what you do is a form of plan. It doesn't look like it, but it is still a plan. It might not be planned (as in you all just got together and said, "Let's do this this week!"), but it is still a plan. 'Cause even when things are being picked out in random for you, that just makes it...A random plan. And a random plan which shall lose it's touch when Organization XIII takes advantage of it. Thirty-Six Strategems, mate. "Kill with a borrowed knife." That's what the Nobodies do. We let others do all the work, then take advantage of it and twist it up for our own dastardly deeds. Now give us a moment to vacate our HQ so we can pinata it (with your overcading help). :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:53, 11 July 2012 (BST)

I may be slow...in fact I am very slow but how are we helping you? Seems to me you just wrecked your own house. I don't get it. Hey!! Do you happen to have one of those hostess pocket pies? OH man I could go for one of those right now... --MeesoSorry 03:25, 11 July 2012 (BST)

You're unintentionally helping us. Just like Skynet. They unintentionally did the exact same thing you're doing right now, but Organization XIII took advantage of it. Skynet tucked tail and ran away that one time though, as soon as they noticed everything they did was being taken advantage of. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:11, 11 July 2012 (BST)

You're taking your sweet time. --Abby Omination-03:17, 11 July 2012 (BST)

That's cause we're waiting for the newbies to vacate. They were warned roughly 30 hours ago, and orders to fire at them have been issued if they continue to disregard our warnings. Of course, you failing to dump eliminated one of our steps (the TKing step). "Wait at leisure while the enemy labors.", another one of the Thirty-Six Strategems. We waited, and you played right into it and labored for us, mate, by failing to dump. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:32, 11 July 2012 (BST)

Lemme explain. You target our HQ, we pinata it. You want it? Tear the cades down and repair it. But guess what? If you do that, you basically reclaimed our HQ for us, eliminating us the need to spend AP to do it ourselves. Either way you look at it, the ones at lost here is you. You're spending the AP to do exactly what we want, and we come in and finish the deed. It's a win-win situation for O13 'cause we make no effort to reclaim our HQ if it's wrecked. If someone else rebuilds it, hey look. We have our HQ back. And we didn't have to spend a single AP. So, yes. AZDC, at this moment, is working unintentionally for O13, mates. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:48, 11 July 2012 (BST)

Okey dokey. --Abby Omination 2:57, 11 July 2012

Lay off the bath salts, Eckxxckxs. James Slimm 06:31, 11 July 2012 (BST)

Whatever your plan or lack of plan is, can you keep it up for a few days? I'm traveling and am stuck using a iPhone till Friday. And it gets old shooting locals. Meeso can verify I wear no flak, so I'm a good target. Thanks. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 04:12, 11 July 2012 (BST)

I'll consider it.--Abby Omination-03:44, 11 July 2012 (BST)

Axe, you must really think highly of SDN to keep telling everyone you beat us by overcading your own HQ. But let's look at the whole story, shall we? Babs was sent away from an op zone to stock and ended up in your neck of the woods with a few extra AP. I overcaded your island HQ and slept there (knowing I'd suck up more of your resources in killing me.) You guys then pinata'd your own home (which by necessity involved killing one of your own at the low, low cost of no resources from me) and then you call it a victory over Skynet? It's so cute how you clamor for acknowledgement! But, alas, this was my own personal lark...a way to pass the evening and an extra 8 AP on my way to stocking (I think I only got it to HB...maybe VHB, I didn't pay close attention lol.) No grand plan this, certainly not an operation against the brilliant tacticians behind the Pinata-our-own-HQ tactic. This is what axe does, folks, he takes a small fact (babs overcaded the island HQ) and spins it into a lie (Org dorkteen thwarted Skynet's grand plans.) Please. Skynet as a group was not concerned with you and if by tucking tail and running away you mean I caught a random revive, stocked up an returned to worthy opponents, well, yes, that's just what happened. I do get it though, desperate to claim some victory over competent players like AZ/DZ, you grasp at twisting things into "you played right into our devious hands, you're working for us now, mate, haha!" Meh. Whatevah. Let us know when you can claim a real victory, Chief. --Bad Attitude Barbie^SDN 11:29, 11 July 2012 (BST)

So, after seeing one (1) member of Skynet, ol' Axe says:

"Oh, hey, what's this? Skynet helped a bunch of Death Cultists pinata a TRP? Some Pro-Survivor group they are. ‪#UrbanDead‬" AH

"SDN isn't over there." Leon

"Ah, you might not be there now, but you were...she is a member of Skynet, no? Even if she did it unitentionally, she still helped unintentionally, which is still helping." AH

"Skynet did help a bunch of death cultists pinata a TRP." AH

Be sure to include hyperbole-for-undeserved-glory in your upcoming "Art of War in UD" self-aggrandizing pseudo-intellectual propaganda article. Leon Silverblood 14:42, 11 July 2012 (BST)

You can't deny facts. Babs admitted she upped the cades. And O13 took advantage of it. She may not have expected us to take advantage of it, but we did. So yes, Leon. The facts are true. Babs helped, but she did so unintentionally. You can claim all you want that what she did was by her own free will, but here's how I see things. Babs is an operative of SDN. Whatever she does as an individual reflects that of the entire group. If she fucks up, you can't blame her as an individual; the entire group and you yourself as a leader is to blame. She represents the group. It is your duty to ensure your group members aren't screwing up and ruining your group's image. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:05, 11 July 2012 (BST)

FYI: O13's tendency to take advantage of various situations is all defined out in Thirty-Six Strategems #12: "Take the opportunity to pilfer a goat." In English? Be flexible enough to take advantage of any opportunity that presents itself, no matter how small, and bask yourself in the profits, no matter how slight. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:21, 11 July 2012 (BST)

If you say so.--Abby Omination - 11 July 2012, 22:42

ABBY!!!ABBY! Did you see what Babs said?! WE'RE COMPETENT PLAYERS!!! OMG! It FINALLY happened! --MeesoSorry 15:50, 11 July 2012 (BST)

more importantly, Abby, Abby!! I just realized you are penguinpyro. You seem like less of asshat than I thought you were. Keep up the not being in douchy survivor groups. :D -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 17:52, 11 July 2012 (BST)

I guess I should also come clean. Not only am I Meeso Sorry but I am also Kirsty Cotton. You got me...oh, and Jason Exccks...and also Kaiser Soze. You though he was Kevin Spacey didn't you? NOPE! ME! MIND FREAK!! -- MeesoSorry 22:58, 11 July 2012 (BST)

Why thank you, Kirsty, I absolutely will! You and Axe should get started so you can keep it up, too. :)--Abby Omination - 11 July 2012, 22:42

I'm not really following Meeso..? Abbypyro, you're welcome. Despite what you might think I meant that as a compliment. As for the advice I'll take it into consideration. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 00:17, 12 July 2012 (BST)

I did, and Meeso here is making a reference to The Usual Suspects, implying that you, Meeso and Axe are secretly the same devious criminal genius mastermind in multiple personas. Well, you and Meeso at least, at any rate. --Abby Omination - 00:49, 12 July 2012

I can assure you I'm closer to the other end of the intelligence spectrum. Just ask... Well basically anyone. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 01:08, 12 July 2012 (BST)

Abby no get. You is... spektum? Abby no find man name "Well basically anyone", no can ask. Abby afraid. --Abby Omination - 01:10, 12 July 2012

O.O Exxcks Hack, you gonna let her dis you like that? James Slimm

Honestly, I could care less for what anybody does. My emotions in this game died a long time ago with the death of inspiration. The inspiration in this game died a long ago when the old players of great left and the current players of...crap...appeared. There are some people this game would have been a lot better without. But hey, you can't have everything. To tell you the truth, I was really hoping for a battle of wits here until Skynet up there decided to defend their stance in a pissed off state. You all disappoint me. SoC gave me a better fight of wits, but, there's was no satisfaction gained from it. You wanna rekindle the flames of fun, find me someone to really match wits with. (Oh, by the way, Babs, calling the members of O13 incompetent? Tsk tsk. Especially since a few of those members you're supposedly on good terms with. I wonder what they would say if they knew you called them incompetent?) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:21, 12 July 2012 (BST)

You told me you weren't prone to drama, then you start ranting about your superiority without AZ/DC disagreeing. Also, what shit do I give about your fun? -RadicalWhig 03:31, 12 July 2012 (BST)