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Launch Date

The AZ/DC will officially be open for business on March 24th. That doesn't mean we aren't out there causing all kinds of chaos, just that it's not a part of the official AZ/DC canon. If you are bored of party line Urban Dead come check us out. We will have achievements, random operations, contests etc along with a jukebox on the wiki, an IRC channel and all the Tequila and Pie you can consume.AZ/DC Forums -- MeesoSorry 20:22, 20 March 2012 (UTC)

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Fix'd.--RadicalWhig 06:58, 16 May 2012 (BST)

Diplomacy

I believe The Discordian Society to be a perfect candidate for ally/enemy/carpool status. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 12:59, 21 May 2012 (BST)

Hark! Fellow followers of CHAOS? Is the Society still active? Is this too good to be true, fellow allies in our quest for randomosity? Will we be right back after a word from our sponsors? ARE MY WAFFLES BURNING? --RadicalWhig 22:00, 21 May 2012 (BST)

You might not know this, but..

...O13 maintains Lamport Walk as both a ceasefire zone and a no genny zone. I'll let you off the hook this time 'cause you don't know of the rules in place for Lamport. Also, don't think about targeting Lamport in the long run. That only gives us a reason to ruin/pinata our own HQ. This is probably all something I should add on Lamport's page...But I'm too lazy to be bothered. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:32, 7 July 2012 (BST)

I thought it was quite funny. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 15:33, 7 July 2012 (BST)

The following banter can be found here. AZ/DC staff not responsible for potential brain damage.

Not our business, guys. Take it to your respective talk pages.--RadicalWhig 04:33, 12 July 2012 (BST)

Silly please don't serious

Holy shit Abby you really love pie. :P-- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 03:37, 12 July 2012 (BST)

How can anyone NOT really love pie?--Abby Omination - 04:32, 12 July 2012

What are your thoughts on cheese cake? Which is clearly a pie but called cake. And yes I do love pie although maybe not quite as much as you.-- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 04:50, 12 July 2012 (BST)

It is GREATNESS masquerading under MEDIOCRITY. A brilliant, cream-filled star wrapped in the foul baseness of icing and fluffiness. Cake is nowhere as EXTREME as pie, for pie shall never lie. --Abby Omination - 04:57, 12 July 2012

Pie is clearly the superior baked good. Cheese cake is an inferior yet acceptable substitute should pie not be available. Cake is basically sweet bread...fuck that noise. --MeesoSorry 15:57, 12 July 2012 (BST)

I see. So you're killing zeds too this week, hm? Well, you know where I am. Come get some. I'm talking to you, Abby. Though if you wanna bring your friends, I won't mind. B-) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:28, 13 July 2012 (BST)

Sad face. :( What's wrong, Abby? You decided to take a break? I was all pumped up to turn your strike on me into a real time fight too...I'm disappointed you didn't come at your usual time. :( --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:03, 14 July 2012 (BST)

You really expected a group based on chaos to get into a routine? :P --Abby Omination 03:24, 14 July 2012 (BST)

Aw...But I wanted a real time fight...:( --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 04:03, 14 July 2012 (BST)

I just gave you one. It's not my fault if I'm so good the fight's one-sided. :D --Abby Omination 04:16, 14 July 2012 (BST)

It doesn't count if one person isn't active at the time. :( --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 04:23, 14 July 2012 (BST)

Of course you're not active. I just killed you. :P --Abby Omination 04:38, 14 July 2012 (BST)

While you are busy killing survivors, OrgXIII is killing months. Just wait till we find April. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 15:08, 14 July 2012 (BST)

Isn't the purposeful avoidance of a routine still a routine? Much like true random numbers, they don't always appear random in nature. If you truly wish to understand random, you should investigate cake. Pie exists in an equilibrium of balance, all pieces containing the potential to be completely equal. Cake, however, by it very nature is imbalanced and prone to inconsistency. Not saying you are wrong about the superiority of pie, just saying Rando probably eats cake. :P -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 15:03, 14 July 2012 (BST)

BLASPHEMY!!! Pie...Cake...Rando cares not for these things...She sustains herself on the tears of those that curse her random will. And babies, she also eats babies. --MeesoSorry 15:55, 14 July 2012 (BST)

But! There is one such individual in Malton whose Rando's will has no effect on. In fact, Rando lost a poker game to this individual. His name is not known to all, but the world knows him only as...the Gambler of Legend. His luck knows no bounds. His power is extraordinary that it transcends the boundaries of other universes. For he is...Legendary. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:50, 14 July 2012 (BST)

In fact, he is so legendary that there is even a card named after him. The only one he recognizes as his equal is his brother, the Sand Gambler. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:01, 14 July 2012 (BST)

More blasphemy! Every individual, even the demigod Kevan, is subject to Rando's chaotic whims. She also thinks anime sucks. She told me once in an introspective, pastry induced vision. She said to me "Jimmy, my loyal servant, go forth and put assunder those which worship the unproportionately large eyed characatures." She then filled my mind with random images of kittens and pie. And waffles. James Slimm

That's odd, Jimmy. Me and Rando are drinking buddies and Rando assured me you were a otaku. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 18:09, 14 July 2012 (BST)

Rando's will has no effect on the Gambler of Legend. For his luck is extraordinarily legendary. He needs no unnatural force to do his bidding, for the legendary gambler makes his own luck. For the deadliest powers of luck isn't one that are predetermined by the hands of Fate. It is the one that makes your own fate. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:30, 14 July 2012 (BST)

Pics or it doesn't happen. Show me where how this large eyed charlatin can land more than 5 consecutive punches upon another, and I may consider that he has Rando's favor. James Slimm 18:52, 14 July 2012 (BST)

When imbibing with Rando, do you bring your own table or does she drink you under hers? James Slimm

Yup, I'm under the table...if you get my meaning. ;) -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 18:40, 14 July 2012 (BST)

Like I've said. Rando's favor is predetermined. The legendary gambler's fate isn't predetermined by unnatural forces, for his fate he carves out on his own through shear force of will. The cards, the dice, the coins. They are imbued with his will and power to surpass all. And as such, his extraordinary legendary luck carves out his own fate. Many have tried to defeat this legend. All have failed. For his fate, the fate he carves out with his own luck, is a force greater than even the will of Rando. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:02, 14 July 2012 (BST)

Bah, you assume much about the Goddess. Go brush up on some scripture before returning here with your false beliefs and fantasiful claims of luck and fate. James Slimm 19:43, 14 July 2012 (BST)

And who really controls the dice, cards and coins? Your gambler's belief in his will and power imbuing them is merely the vodka speaking. Praise Rando.--Abby Omination 22:54, 14 July 2012 (BST)

You failed to note the cards, coins, and dice are no ordinary trinkets. With Ancient Egyptian voodoo magic, the legendary gambler's cards, coins, and dice are imbued with his own spirit, as well as the spirit of the Ma'at. As such, luck always favor him each and every time. And forever he shall wander the different universes looking for the ultimate challenger. The ultimate challenger who can break the bonds between the gambler and his spirit infused trinkets. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:39, 15 July 2012 (BST)

I point to the following: "RNG processes things in a success rate in accordance to Murphy's Law, divided by Moore's Law, multiplied by the Square Root of a Piece of Cake." Proof Rando favors cake. From scripture. Game, set, cake. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 19:50, 14 July 2012 (BST)

This particular quote from the scripture is allegory and actually an expression of the worthlessness of cake. Rando's will cannot be predicted nor calculated. Consider these facts. Neither Moore's law nor Murphy's law are mathmatical theorums and cannot be expressed as integers or formulae. Cake is not a mathmatical expression either, though it is well know to be a lie and could theoretically be represented by zero. So while the square root of a piece of cake may be zero (cake*cake=0 if cake=0), any perceived calculation that could be made by the division of Moore's Law by Murphy's law would be negated by cake. Therefore, this formula can only be described as allegory for the fruitlessness of determing Rando's will. James Slimm

Also, even if we choose to take your statement at face value, Kirsty...as Meeso said, Rando cares not for either cake nor pie. Pie is an AZ/DC thing. However, she still realizes the inherent superiority of pie over cake and chooses not to waste it for her calculations, preferring to use the inferior cake for such a thing, leaving us to eat the wondrous pie as a show of her gratitude.--Abby Omination 22:54, 14 July 2012 (BST)