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So, you've decided to take out a BAR-tab, and settle down on the faded and slightly sticky banquette you've appropriated in the Burch; so the question is what you need to do to make it all official-like. Well, it's very straightforward. You need to visit our forum and introduce yourself at the very least; preferably you'll join in the community there as well; you won't have another character in the BAR either and the final thing you need to do is type <font color=dark red>'''The Burchell Arms Regulars'''</font> in your Group Affiliation wotsit and that's it, you're in, and you've a line of credit with us that'd sink a small bank.
So, you've decided to take out a BAR-tab, and settle down on the faded and slightly sticky banquette you've appropriated in the Burch; so the question is what you need to do to make it all official-like. Well, it's very straightforward. You need to visit our forum and introduce yourself at the very least; preferably you'll join in the community there as well; you won't have another character in the BAR either and the final thing you need to do is type <font color=dark red>'''The Burchell Arms Regulars'''</font> in your Group Affiliation wotsit and that's it, you're in, and you've a line of credit with us that'd sink a small bank.


You can even add our little tag below to your wiki page if that floats yer boat.
You don't even need to worry that your survivor's dark history as either a zombie, [[GKer|vandal]], or even a [[PKer|murderer]] might deny you access to joining our group? Relax, the BAR welcomes all survivors, so long as they have forsaken these paths and are truly looking for a new start with us. Don't worry if you have a few zombie skills. Why, we even have one recruit who has the [[Brain Rot]] skill, and, surprisingly now... A teetotaller. I know, we thought it could never happen, but it has!
 
Finally, you can even add our little tag below to your wiki page if that floats yer boat.
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We are a bit like that, if we're honest with ourselves. We're not the most organised group in the game, see; although, when the chips are down we do occasionally complain to the daft arse who dropped them in the first place. We also can get riled into action; it's a fine sight seeing us reel and veer around the streets of Rolt Heights and Pescodside, all angry and righteously indignant at the depravities and anguish that has befallen all of us in Malton; it's either that or the beer has gone warm. Anyhow, we don't really have a structure per se; we're more of a meritocracy and we vote and consult on all changes in policy and strategy. This we do on our forum, where you're very welcome to come and visit. We <i>do</i> have a system whereby we have some owner-operators who generally are the ones who're left cashing up on an evening, or arm-deep in the third floor lavvy trying to unblock what Mycrof has gone and left down there. They also try and offer a kindly guiding hand to the newer members, or those who're <i> just that bit drunker</i>. <s>Not that anyone appreciates us, oh no, it's just whinge, whinge, whinge round here...</s>
We are a bit like that, if we're honest with ourselves. We're not the most organised group in the game, see; although, when the chips are down we do occasionally complain to the daft arse who dropped them in the first place. We also can get riled into action; it's a fine sight seeing us reel and veer around the streets of Rolt Heights and Pescodside, all angry and righteously indignant at the depravities and anguish that has befallen all of us in Malton; it's either that or the beer has gone warm. Anyhow, we don't really have a structure per se; we're more of a meritocracy and we vote and consult on all changes in policy and strategy. This we do on our forum, where you're very welcome to come and visit. We <i>do</i> have a system whereby we have some owner-operators who generally are the ones who're left cashing up on an evening, or arm-deep in the third floor lavvy trying to unblock what Mycrof has gone and left down there. They also try and offer a kindly guiding hand to the newer members, or those who're <i> just that bit drunker</i>. <s>Not that anyone appreciates us, oh no, it's just whinge, whinge, whinge round here...</s>


<br><br>===<font color="#6B8E23">Our Glorious, Proud and Steadfast Members!</font>===
So anyway, as a Regular you'll be able to count on the dang-tootingest group of drunks Malton could possibly produce.
 
<br>===<font color="#6B8E23">Our Glorious, Proud and Steadfast Members!</font>===
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Revision as of 10:19, 23 September 2012


The Burchell Arms Regulars

The Snug - Crumpled Up Newspaper - Staff Cleaning Rota - Broken bottles, Painkillers & the Jukey - Syzpid's Hobby Cupboard
- No! No! The beer barrels go in the cellar! - Cabbie Sam's Dartboard (AKA The Deadbeat List) - The Burchell Arms Employee Of The Month! -
Jesus Sante's Patented Drinks & Cocktail Menu


Joining the BAR - Getting Your Round In - Our Glorious, Proud and Steadfast Members!
Beer Valhalla or Bust - Our Friends Across Malton



===Joining the B.A.R===

Joining the B.A.R


BARprop2.jpg

So, you've decided to take out a BAR-tab, and settle down on the faded and slightly sticky banquette you've appropriated in the Burch; so the question is what you need to do to make it all official-like. Well, it's very straightforward. You need to visit our forum and introduce yourself at the very least; preferably you'll join in the community there as well; you won't have another character in the BAR either and the final thing you need to do is type The Burchell Arms Regulars in your Group Affiliation wotsit and that's it, you're in, and you've a line of credit with us that'd sink a small bank.

You don't even need to worry that your survivor's dark history as either a zombie, vandal, or even a murderer might deny you access to joining our group? Relax, the BAR welcomes all survivors, so long as they have forsaken these paths and are truly looking for a new start with us. Don't worry if you have a few zombie skills. Why, we even have one recruit who has the Brain Rot skill, and, surprisingly now... A teetotaller. I know, we thought it could never happen, but it has!

Finally, you can even add our little tag below to your wiki page if that floats yer boat.

BAR Ally.jpg Burchell Arms Regulars (Allied)
<<BLANK>> supports the BAR, often literally.



===Getting Your Round In===

Getting Your Round In

Like a Group of Autistic Kindergartners...

We are a bit like that, if we're honest with ourselves. We're not the most organised group in the game, see; although, when the chips are down we do occasionally complain to the daft arse who dropped them in the first place. We also can get riled into action; it's a fine sight seeing us reel and veer around the streets of Rolt Heights and Pescodside, all angry and righteously indignant at the depravities and anguish that has befallen all of us in Malton; it's either that or the beer has gone warm. Anyhow, we don't really have a structure per se; we're more of a meritocracy and we vote and consult on all changes in policy and strategy. This we do on our forum, where you're very welcome to come and visit. We do have a system whereby we have some owner-operators who generally are the ones who're left cashing up on an evening, or arm-deep in the third floor lavvy trying to unblock what Mycrof has gone and left down there. They also try and offer a kindly guiding hand to the newer members, or those who're just that bit drunker. Not that anyone appreciates us, oh no, it's just whinge, whinge, whinge round here...

So anyway, as a Regular you'll be able to count on the dang-tootingest group of drunks Malton could possibly produce.


===Our Glorious, Proud and Steadfast Members!===

Our Glorious, Proud and Steadfast Members!

All of these people can lay claim to their own tankard or bar-stool.