The Burchell Arms Regulars/BlackList Test

The Burchell Arms Regulars The Snug - Crumpled Up Newspaper - Staff Cleaning Rota - Broken bottles, Painkillers & the Jukey - Syzpid's Hobby Cupboard - No! No! The beer barrels go in the cellar! - Cabbie Sam's Dartboard (AKA The Deadbeat List) - The Burchell Arms Employee Of The Month! - Jesus Sante's Patented Drinks & Cocktail Menu WANTED - The Top 20 Deadbeat List Deadbeats. They take on all sorts of shapes and sizes. Much like poo. You get the runny ones that smear all the way down, and you get the big ones that it's difficult to pass, and the ones which if you take your eyes off them, they disappear like a ginger in a rusty garage. And we've found much the same. We have a massive list of 'asshats' who've pissed on our chips at one point or another, and, as a result we've taken it upon ourselves to give them a solid fisting every time we can be arsed. Now, you can rest assured that, even with the most dedicated griefer who holds up their Rogues Gallery Platinum Membership card we try and deal with them as fairly as possible. In the main, it's our Knight Watchmen who're the ones entrusted in battering these pillocks into submission as often as possible, allowing our regulars the opportunity to finish their chosen beverages in peace. But that's not to say there aren't risks out there. There are. There's a group of people who want nothing less than to spill your pints, eat your last Monster Munch and park their sweaty backsides on your favourite stool. And as such, the Burchell Arms Regulars provide fr. yr. delectation our abridged version of our deadbeat list, so you can be kept aware of the biggest threats arseholes likely to be out and about in Rolt Heights, Pescodside and the general North East of Malton. Finally, in the interests of clarity, and if you're thinking about being a criminal in the North East of Malton; think twice. If you get on our Deadbeat List, we will continue to pagger you until you either leave the North East, or you man-up and apologise in which case we'll all have a chat, a game of cribbage and a nice round of sherries on us. Cheers! Cabbie Sam's Dartboard Asshat Name Crime Last Known Whereabouts Points for a "Fisting" Ben Harding PKer Rolt Heights 5 (It's a doozy!) I Live I Hunger PKer Rolt Heights 3 (Only if you're REALLY bored) F1ReFly Text Rapists Rolt Heights 5, (this sad-sack isn't worth much but a couple of solid boots to the ribs, but it's up to you!) He's Dead Jim Griefing Butthole Hanging around petting zoos. Or Rolt Heights. 8 - He's boring and predictable, but that's not to say kicking his ass isn't fun. Josh CIark Text Rapists Rolt Heights 10 - You kick this massive shit's arse, and you'll go to heaven, my son/ daughter. Please note the capital 'I' in this nutsack's name, this marks him out against the original Josh Clark who's a fabby stand-up guy. Hopefully this sets the record straight. Capital I CIark = asshole, lower-case l Clark = stand up guy. Whup that asshole my pretties! Everyone In Here Meat Puppet and Griefer... You watch out, we've a funny feeling there's collusion between EiH and CSZs... Linda Watkins' fanny pack 6 - it'd be lovely to imagine you didn't have to wallop this knobhead, but life is cruel, my love. bluewaterdragon Big pansy. Gardener Rolt Heights 2 - only if you're desperate Kannibal Klown PKer Rolt Heights 8 - He's NEW on the Top 20! Dull, but new. Brother McBeaner PKer Rolt Heights 4 - kicking this arsehole's arse is like a rite of passage for, like, anyone with good sense Catch Some Zs EiH's RG-quoting bumchum Rolt Heights 5 - he's boring, but... Well, we all have to do the 'admin' don't we? Whitlock Wizard Griefer Who cares, probably Rolt Heights 4 - a confirmed griefer, so fair game. Feel free to panel-beat him into submission. Lord Thanos PKer Rolt Heights 2 - unimportant in the scheme of things. If you get chance - waste your AP. Slick92 PKer Rolt Heights 2 - If you happen upon this one who thinks he looks good, put him right, eh? Battlemaster Text Rape Rolt Heights 3 - Battlemaster? Fat on Pasta more like. Hit it, and try not to feel bad. stevejobsfan Griefer Rolt Heights 10 points for a win, because he's fresh like he's got dice in his mirror. ToddAtkins Text Rape Rolt Heights 10 - Text rape is a crime. People on Facebook get prison time for less. Think about that you creepy virgin. Chaos Enforcer PKer Rolt Heights Worthless. Why bother? XP. Cosmoodd PKer Rolt Heights 3 points and that's it. That's all they're worth. Leoluca Bagarella PKer Rolt Heights 3 points. You know the score. Leon Knight PKer Rolt Heights 3 points. No more. Sooner we get someone more useful on this Top20 the better, basically.