Jerden Rules Crowbank/Enemies List

Subpage of http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Jerden_Rules_Crowbank.

Add to this list the name, profile and crime of anyone who has commited an act of treason against Jerden, through attacking and/or killing jerden or one of his associates, the members of Jerden Rules Crowbank and their honorable allies. Inform them of the error of their ways and kill them whenever possible until they apologize. JRC is so popular that this required a separate page, so here we are. The people on this list are to take top priority when it come to teaching people a lesson. Report kills here if possible, so we can keep track of our sucesses. Groups will also be added if sufficient evidence for it is found - meaning if multiple members of your group get onto this list, we'll lump you all in together and save both our groups time.

This list was compiled in good nature, as it serves as a handy way for JRC to keep track of those who challenge our authority. We don't hate you or anything, we just think it would be incredibly satisfying to return the lead you gave us. Think of this as a Hall of Fame if you want to. Let's play the Hunting Game!

JRC recognizes that this list is a stupid idea and will only make the problem worse. However, we have pride. Nobody kills a member of JRC and get's away with it! We put your name on a list! Scared now, aren't you!

Your appearance on this list is up to negotiation with JRC. You may feel that some people get disproportionate amounts of space on the list. That's because they said more interesting things! A note to all Bounty Hunters, Vigilantes, Do-gooders and Cops - jerden likes someone he can enjoy being killed by. If you don't make it memorable, how are you really helping Malton? Of course, not dying at all is always more convenient.

Wayson

Killed jerden in Tollyton while he was trying to get some shopping done. Really, the nerve of some people. Just because jerden killed some of his group in November. Anyway, I'm sorry KT. I'm willing to forgive and forget if you do the same. (If they refuse to listen to that, it just proves that Diplomacy really is useless.)

Anyway Wayson, you disappointed me. You didn't dump the body (Pinyata that Cinema!) and you didn't provide a one-liner. Shame on you! You let me down, you let your group down, I'd say you you let yourself down and worst of all, you killed me. --Jerden 15:45, 6 December 2012 (UTC)

JLH

She Pointlessly killed jerden in Pole Mall for being in her "territory". Who does that? ;)

Raven Corvus

Dispite her brilliant name and Crowbank Citizenship, Raven said:

"Hmph! the self proclaimed High Lord of my birth suburb of Crowbank and a bounty of only 2? I am……. disappointed. Now as a general rule I don’t bother with baby PKers, but seeing as you wish to play with the big boys and girls, I’ll treat you like one"
"Now Jerden here is a little Jedi wisdom to lighten that dark side: “First Jedi principle of combat : survive.” Obi-Wan Kenobi http://rg.urbandead.net/profiles/view/1919714"

She then committed regicide of her own High Lord. A note on the Bounty - jerden cannot help it if people do not report his actions and has many more victims than that, proving the Rogues Gallery isn't worth the URL it's compiled in. (Okay, fine, maybe jerden was a little irritated when he first wrote that. After reading Raven's point below he takes it back. The Rogues gallery is a brilliant way for survivors to hunt down the more morally disputable figures of Malton, such as jerden. I just kept that line because I like it. --Jerden 17:17, 1 December 2012 (UTC)) Anyway, kindly pump Raven full of lead and ask her to report it. Nobody should get away with assaulting jerden, especially when it disrupted the Sith of November (Hence the Jedi Reference). Some people are so inconsiderate of other peoples schedules. Jerden's one of them, and the hypocrisy of the previous statement never occurred to him. --Jerden 18:21, 19 November 2012 (UTC)

To quote Mara Jade Skywalker; "The first step in any intelligence operation, is gathering information. You gather enough information to make your plan. If you’re planning without information, you’re planning for failure." So obviously the Rogues Gallery must be worth something, if even just information on who to kill. Without that information, you wouldn't have died on this fine day. --Raven Corvus 18:47, 19 November 2012 (UTC)

Rozalyn

While claiming to be a member of JRC (she no longer pretends though, so she's not all bad) Rozalyn killed jerden saying:

"Y'know, Jerden... there are two kinds of players I hate in this game" 
"PKs that think it's unique or interesting to RP as a psycho (complete with straitjacket)"
"and people who start groups and demand everyone starts playing by their rules." 
"And it just so happens that you represent both groups!" 
"You PK people for not logging out in Crowbank? I mean, are you serious?" 
"Punchline: This isn't my main character. You PKed him." 
"I logged back onto this abandoned character to kill you." 
"And I'm going to keep killing you until you leave Crowbank. And so will my friends." 

I mean come on! Jerden probably isn't serious, and never claims to think that he was original. Anyway, Rozalyn, it's on. Lets play that game if you want to. Although you have a point about the straight jacket. It was stupid and undignified, and has now been removed. You could have just said though!

Steve Harvey

Committed the despicable crime of shooting jerden to death with a pistol, despite admitting that jerden amused him. Educate him. To death.

roopzs

Murdered Leiter, didn't even say hello :'(

He tried the same thing on jerden but didn't finish the job, so roopz is on JRCs kill list. Twice. Again no words! Would sparing 1 AP kill him?

This person has indulged in conversation, a rather funny situation where both of us were going at each other in a pitchdark cinema, healing up ourselves between every round. --Leiter 19:00, 5 November 2012 (UTC)

Well, he's not so bad then after all! --Jerden 18:46, 6 November 2012 (UTC) (Of course, still kill him!)

Jerden saw him in Burt Square Police Department and gave him death and a warning to leave or appologise. We await a reply. --Jerden 18:28, 4 December 2012 (UTC)

Damon Delacroix

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=998739 - tried something with a fire axe on jerden, but couldn't finish the job. Irritating nonetheless.

Members of The Spanish Inquisition: (These Guys get their own section!)

JRC doesn't care if you're a big group. You may have superior numbers and firepower, and aren't regarded as dangerous PKers (And you're meant to be the Spanish Inquisition, the scariest Catholics ever?), but Jerden Rules Crowbank and so he can't let people get away with murder. Especially not his own. JRC doesn't care that "TSI just happens to have a zombie group of many same members, that just happens to be one suburb away, that just happens to eat people who kills their alts." JRC knows that a zombie can't find a human easily (Or everyone on this list would have been attacked, considering how much time jerden spends zombified) and that a zombie can only cause 1AP inconvenience to another zombies even if you happen to find a JRC member. Empty threats.

Malodorous Monk (Cool name, we gotta give him that!), installed a generator in an unlit cinema that jerden was in, then gunning jerden down with a pistol. How unpleasant. And no Malodorous, jerden has never been known as "Jeriden Dren".

nomatr1 has killed jerden twice when jerden was hiding. nomatr1 is irritating but said a good one liner:

"Jerden, guess what time it is? Time to say goodbye again!!! Night Night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite!" 

Keep trying, and one day you'll be as bad as jerden!

Mick Mcmanix killed jerden and declared "Death to Numpties!". Take that back, it hurt jerden's feelings! Oh yeah, and then killed jerden, but really the insult was worse. Death is brief, but insults last until you forget them! However, I believe that he is the main force behind the banter on the JRC talk page, so he's at least amusing in his threats and jokes.

Current score: TSI 7, JRC 2. JRC will really have to work hard on our comeback! Update as required please. Strike hard at Vinetown, its residents AND TSI! JRC will (Attempt to) Destroy them utterly!

Jerden thanks the Spanish Inquisition for the handy box below. Maybe we should get something similar for JRC's victims?

	Well!
	This user certainly didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition!