Club Simpson

(80,73) (bic) (statuses) (update) Club Simpson --VVV RPMBG 04:21, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

Club Simpson Osmondville [80, 73] the Menhennet Museum (Gulsonside) Malcolm Avenue Vawer Walk Police Department Blesley Mall (Gulsonside) Club Simpson Hagger Square Blesley Mall (Gulsonside) Mechel Grove Godolphin Drive Basic Info: Nightclub. mobile phones, beer and wine can be found inside. Clubs are Dark buildings. The usual internal description of a Club reads as follows: "…in the near-darkness of the main dancefloor." When powered by a portable generator, the internal description changes to the following: "Coloured spotlights highlight an empty stage, and distorted music echoes over the speakers." Clubs can be barricaded normally.

Club Simpson

Description

An imposing concrete building surrounded by railings.

Guest DJ Rolf Harris whips the mob into a beat-induced frenzy

History

Welcome to Club Simpson!

Formerly a headquarters of UD Fark ("Cozy and warm, Club Simpson is a haven for drunken Farkers everywhere"), Club Simpson was taken over by bpm-craving zombies for several weeks in early 2009, despite repeated attempts by Blesley Mall occupants to oust them. Club Zerf's sister club, Club Wadman (aka Zerg) in Gulsonside, was the original Z-Club disco, offering hip beats and hip bones to undead ravers from across Malton.

Barricade Policy

This building should be barricaded at Very Strongly Barricaded per the Osmondville Barricade Plan

Old Policy

Current barricade policy is DWO/EHB, depending on whether the ravers inside are undead or alive (or 80s popsters, 'Dead or Alive').

Current Status

February 16, 2012

Outside You are standing outside Club Simpson, an imposing concrete building surrounded by railings. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

Thick snow covers the ground, with footprints entering from the north-east, west and south-west, and leaving to the north-east, east, west and north-west. A collapsed snowbank shows where someone has fallen from the building.

Somebody has spraypainted Clubbed to Zerg now onto a wall.

Inside

You are inside Club Simpson, in the near-darkness of the main dancefloor. The building has fallen into ruin, and with the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

--Zex Suik 01:14, 16 February 2012 (UTC)

VHB, powered - 12:00, 18 May 2008 (EDST)

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