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Revision as of 03:35, 8 September 2022
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| Abbreviation: | 87H |
| Group Numbers: | 4 |
| Leadership: | lighterboh |
| Goals: | Complete Domination of Tapton |
| Recruitment Policy: | Zombies Only |
| Contact: | Use Talk Page. |
87 Hetfield is committed to bringing zombie terror to your neighborhood. 87H is comprised of disciplined, mobile zombies intent on bringing the suburb of Tapton to its knees. Under 87H's Plan 1, all humans of Tapton will be eaten, with subsequent Plans to follow. Periodic updates will be made to this page to reflect the ongoing activities of 87 Hetfield.
History
87H started back in the year 1987 as the Cult of Hetfield after Hetfield, the Brutal, completely melted the faces off of everyone in the British Isles. Some speculate that the power of rock, which was responsible for melting the faces off of so many people, had a hand in creating the first zombies in the Malton area. Though most of these people were destroyed in the initial rocking, many survivors were left who formed together to create the Cult of Hetfield. After years of internal fighting as to whom the leader of the cult should be, two factions were created. The Suumi's (pronounced "suu-meez") felt that the leadership of this cult should be controlled solely by Hetfield and his descendants, and all others who would dare to claim leadership would be tried, exiled, and excommunicated by the fabled Lars, Destroyer of Sharezatia. The other faction took the title of 87 Hetfield, as they felt the one who best exemplified the qualities of their deity back in his primal and untainted form should be the leader. 87H felt that this was the only way to keep the faith pure, as the true Hetfield had been making progressively shittier music since the year 1987. It should be noted that those of the 87H faith have a different dating system than that of the Gregorian calendar. The first year of the 87H calendar starts, as one may guess, in the Gregorian year 1987. When current leader lighterboh was asked why he decided to fuck up the dating system, he simply replied, "I did it for the lulz!"
Group News
- January 14, 2012: Two of our members have penetrated and ruined Morrhall Drive Fire Station and it's generator!
- January 13, 2012: The Crang Building has been ruined and the mast disabled with the help of ferals.
- January 11, 2012: The Chaffin Building has had its generator and radio destroyed! The last human is being consumed before ruination of the building.
- January 8, 2012: Our glorious return to Tapton saw the downfall of Swithun General Hospital! Our group efficiently destroyed all barricades, killed the lone survivor inside, and destroyed the generator in one push. Hail Hetfield; hail lighterboh!
- September 16: Swithun General Hospital ruined.
- September 15: Tapton has been completely ruined, and operations have moved into Kempsterbank. The final survivor in the Dobbs Building, has been killed. The NT facility has also been ruined in the process.
- September 14: 87H has recently contributed to the destruction of the Crang Building, the Dobbs Building, and various other municipal structures in Tapton and Kempsterbank. Stay tuned for Plan 2!
- September 4: I chewed up Morrhall Drive Fire Station and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!
- August 31: Feral love-in @ St. Luke's. All humans consumed. Thanks sexies.
- August 26: The Bruford Building ruined. St. Matheos's retaken by humans.
- August 25: The Sayce Building and the Crang Building have been ruined with the help of ferals.
- August 24: St. Matheos's Hospital has been redecorated in the style of DEAD. The Honeybone Building is also covered in Zombi-Jizz™, courtesy your local 87H chapter.
- August 21: Club Broadbelt has been razed. If you live in Tapton, consider moving. Also, in our absence, St. Matheos's has been retaken by the survivors.
- August 19: Club Townsend has been cleared. Its human occupants will soon be dead.
- August 18: The Chaffin Building is destroyed; all humans annihilated.
- August 17: The Chaffin Building will definitely be razed in the very near future. GTFO while you still can...
- August 16: St. Matheos's Hospital (Tapton) has been penetrated once more and thoroughly wrecked. All humans were justifiably extirpated. 87H will continue onward to relieve you (the little people) of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But if ya gotta go, go with a SMILE!
- August 12: The Chaffin Building is ours once more!
- August 6: 87H has returned to Tapton! After a brief excursion into southwestern territories, 87H has begun a new campaign to rid Tapton of all humans via ingestion.
- June 19: A recent review of the date has revealed that the Survivor Amnesty Deadline has come and gone. It is now standard operating procedure to exterminate all humans found living in Tapton, irregardless of their potential ambitions to become zombies of their own free will.
- June 10: Chaffin NT facility attacked. New generator destroyed, all humans infected.
- June 9: Chaffin NT facility attacked. Radio transmitter and generator destroyed.
- August 7, 2022: Haag Plaza Police Dept attacked.
Building/Target Status
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Sabine Towers HB, unlit |
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The Chaffin Building Uncaded, lights are on |
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The Crang Building Just refuled the genny, still @ EHB++ |
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Haag Plaza Police Department EHB, lights are on |
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St. Luke's Hospital hb, lit |
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St. Matheos's Hospital EHB, unlit |
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Swithun General Hospital VSB, unlit |
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Factory 40,70 EHB, unlit |
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Factory 42,70 EHB, unlit |
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Factory 41,76 VSB, unlit |
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Factory 40,77 EHB, lights are on |
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The Dobbs Building "... power's on at the Dobbs Building ..." |
