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With the disappearance of the Zerger Zoomy, Sarah Silverman, formerly of the Late Night TV Crue has answered the cries from Lockettside for a new force of destruction within St. Alexanders Hospital. The New Lockettside Valkyries shall usher in a new era of pain and misery for the residents of southwestern Malton. | With the disappearance of the Zerger Zoomy, Sarah Silverman, formerly of the Late Night TV Crue has answered the cries from Lockettside for a new force of destruction within St. Alexanders Hospital. The New Lockettside Valkyries shall usher in a new era of pain and misery for the residents of southwestern Malton. | ||
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==Too good not to share== | |||
Hey - Sarah here! I was killed today in the following manner: | |||
* Beck Ass+ shot you with a shotgun for 10 damage. (2 hours and 39 minutes ago) ...and again. | |||
* Beck Ass+ said "Don't ever pk again you fucking scum!! I will send the hole tompson after you!!!" (2 hours and 38 minutes ago) | |||
* Beck Ass+ shot you with a shotgun for 10 damage. (2 hours and 38 minutes ago) | |||
* You were killed by Beck Ass+. (2 hours and 38 minutes ago) | |||
* Beck Ass+ dumped your body out onto the street. (2 hours and 37 minutes ago) | |||
Where is the hole tompson? Is that like the Tartarus pit? Will Chronos consume me to get me to stop PK'ing? Sigh, where are the Profile Police when you need them? Even the most efficient bounty hunters I've ever seen don't actually believe that what they are doing will change any dedicated PK'ers MO... | |||
Hasn't the WHOLE Tompson been after me for more than a year now? Good job guys, you really suck at emptying out of your 'hole' - it's ok though, I'll make you a few new ones to relieve that 'not-so-fresh' uncomfortable feeling. Beck Ass talking about hole... Beck Ass...about hole... Beck Asshole! | |||
Here is Beck Ass' profile in case you want to kill her for any reason: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1221892 Beck Ass] | |||
Here's his glorious profile statement: | |||
''CSI Detective Beck Ass was investigating a series of unexplained murders when the quarantine took place! Now hatred and sadness defines his gaze as he looks at you through his round transparent sunglasses.. Everything changed, now he is gonna survive'' | |||
OK, I'm glad the glasses are round, because those triangular sunglasses really don't do shit when it comes to keeping out the sunshine. Unfortunately, neither do 'transparent sunglasses.' Aren't transparent sunglasses...glasses? There's nothing sunny about them if they're transparent! Love the odd exclamation point on the first sentence too, two periods after sunglasses, and the absolute lack of punctuation on the last sentence, which is also a fragment. Also, try right now to look both sad and filled with hate. Pretty hard to do both at once I think. | |||
At least he was tidy and dumped me into the street. Maybe Samuel L. Jackson will find me and chain me to his radiator so I can see the error of my ways. | |||
Anyway, HA! Kill me moar! | |||
Kiss kiss! | |||
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