Late Night TV Crue/Original Page
| The Late Night TV Crue | |
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| Abbreviation: | LNTVC |
| Group Numbers: | undisclosed |
| Leadership: | none |
| Goals: | eradication of that pesky Valkyrie infestation in Lockettside |
| Recruitment Policy: | Apply here |
| Contact: | Talk here or here |
Beware idiots of Malton -
the Late Night TV Crue is here.
We've seen a lot of mediocrity around Malton, and we've been gathering reams of material. We're entertainers, but we're mostly concerned with entertaining ourselves.
Born of an intense hatred of the Lockettside Valkyries several of us decided that it was time to band together and haze the stupid and zergatious through repeated assassination. We have spent much of our pilot season at St. Alexander's hospital in Lockettside, but we've begun to plan shooting at other locations.
With the return of Zoomy's latest sock-puppet editing the wiki ,aka "Illusionist", the LNTVC will return to Lockettside to kill Valkyries.
We plan on being among Malton's most feared PK'ing group ever. We've amassed talent from several cable networks and pirate radio transmitters - and this time we're working not for Neilson rating points, we're knocking out survivor hit points. When we say "we killed 'em out there!" this time we mean it. So keep your television sets aglow kiddies of Malton - we're coming soon to a safehouse near YOU!!
Want to join up? We're always looking for new blood - and the ability to simultaneously spill more than we currently can! Leave a message on our talk page or follow the link to our forum.
Anyway, we've got a really big show planned. So have a seat and enjoy.
This time, it's Personal
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Latest News
Link to Hell Hath No Fury Tour
Go to The Sarah Silverman Program to learn more!
July 20th, 2008 - back at Soap Opera Hospital
· eVo Legend Killer said "tell them to hold on a sec so i can go get more ammo lmao" (2 minutes ago)
· Sheila Broflovski killed Dragon Fang. (2 minutes ago)
· Jimmy Kimmel said "Taht's what you get for harboring my ex bitch girlfriend" (2 minutes ago)
· Jimmy Kimmel killed Somnambulation Man. (1 minute ago) ...and again.
· Jimmy Kimmel said "Stupid Man, don't mess with the Crue!" (1 minute ago) .
- Yo Einstein Kimmel - use THREE equals signs for these headers on this page for news items. --Sarah Silverman 18:27, 21 July 2008 (BST)
July 18th, 2008 - And so it BEGINS
OK, so I have no idea what's up with this group. It may take Johnnie Cochrane or something to figure it out, but in the interim I'm going to keep updating here, well because I was the only one who ever fucking did it anyway. I see the Pilsbury Dough Boy posted our little conversation below, so I'll put a thing or two here myself, and we'll see what happens.
I'll probably just update my own page for a while. I may just be drunk. Anyway, kiss kiss!
· 28.01 MHz: "Long time no see peeps! Sarah Silverman here, and I’m sure" (4 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "you’ve all desperately missed my kisses. I know of one fat" (4 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "unfunny ..." static "... who is certainly missing those and more right" (4 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "now. So, it’s time to start my latest episode for your" (3 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "entertainment, and kick off the “Hell Hath No Fury” Tour" (3 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "My primary target – and yours I hope –" (3 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: " is the asswipe Jimmy Kimmel." (3 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "Please kill him wherever you encounter him, living or dead," (3 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "at every opportunity. Also, please kill anyone named Jim," (2 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "or James. Anyone with My in their name. That goes for" (2 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "Kim, and Mel too." (2 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "Anyone that reminds you of Jimmy should also die." (2 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "Anyone that is pudgy – dead" (2 minutes ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "Anyone that tries to be funny – worthy of killing." (1 minute ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "Any time you think of Jimmy Kimmel for some reason," (1 minute ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "kill someone. You get the idea. I’ll be seeing you all ar" (1 minute ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "around! This is Sarah Silverman signing off" (35 seconds ago)
· 28.01 MHz: "with a big huge good to be back -Kiss kiss!" (25 seconds ago)
July 15, 2008 - And so it ends...
Since your last turn:
- 28.01 MHz: "rEaL_gAmERZ=fag rEaL_gAmERZ = national pole rider" (11 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "Sarah you slut" (9 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "you weren't supposed to really fuck Matt Damon" (8 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "Well well well, if it isn't that lying cheat Jimmy Kimmel. How's your boyfriend Ben Affleck, a-hole?" (8 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "I heard he has a pencil dick" (8 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "Or should I say, Slightly larger a-hole?" (8 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "how he got it in your meat curtains, I will never know" (8 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "I recommend you get a full on body wax" (7 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "Here I was, a faithful girlfriend for five, 'count 'em FIVE years! And you - you MONSTER!" (7 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "you are hairier than a monkey" (7 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "LIAR! You were fucking Hef when I met you!" (7 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "I'd rather do the entire militant order of Barhah than ever see your flabby body naked again!" (7 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "and he's like, a million years old!" (6 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "Bitch! I hired a personal trainer for you!" (6 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "you don't get a three pack set of abs like mine overnight!" (6 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "You should have hired a dentist. You're breath stinks. And you sweat crisco." (6 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "I FAKed you, so that should clear up your herpes!" (5 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "You drink Nyquil for breakfast, so you're one to talk" (5 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "Well at least now I'm free to expand my options. Maybe I'll finally have the big O after all these years." (4 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "Thanks for humiliating me in front of the entire world, you whore" (4 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "not unless you have extra batteries. oh, and I scrubbed the toilet with your toothbrush, not that you use it ever." (4 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "See you on Girls Gone Wild....." (3 minutes ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "and I want my crock pot back." (3 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "You mean your swedish penis pump? That's your code for it right? It doesn't work - you're still microscopic." (2 minutes ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "This was the finest piece you'll ever see baby. So when you're alone and spanking, remember what you're missing." (1 minute ago) ...and again. (58 seconds ago)
- Jimmy Kimmel said "Missing? No one's missed your twat, you sling it all over town!" (28 seconds ago)
- Sarah Silverman said "Take that, jerkface. I can't believe I wasted my early 30s on you!" (12 seconds ago)
Episode Recap Archives
Reordered so most recent is on TOP - stupid fat Jimmy wasn't allowed to be there, because I nearly suffocated every time.
January 10th: End the Writer's Strike and stop Team Zombie Hardcore!!
November 20th: Branching out a little further...
November 9th: The Bash Cracks Corn But Jimmy don't care...
November 7th: Dateline: The Hospital Of Loserdom
November 2nd: And the Rubicon is Crossed...
October 19th: Killing, Dead or Alive
October 17th: A bit of a detour
October 15th: What a lovely weekend!!
October 8th: Spies!! Oh NOES!!
October 3rd: What a lovely day for a massacre!
Policies and Tags
Except Sarah. I may or may not abide by these as it suits me. So there you go. --Sarah Silverman 17:08, 6 August 2008 (BST)
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Honor Among Thieves |
| This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer. |
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PKER ALLIANCE |
| This user or group is associated with The PKer Alliance |
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"I swear to drunk officer! I'm not God!" |
| This user or group did the watermelon crawl, bar hop, and pub shuffle across Malton in 2007 with a bunch of inebreated murderers and got totally hammered. |
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Silent Night Slaughter |
| Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho! This user or group caroled and celebrated with the residents of Fort Creedy on Christmas Eve in December 2007!!! |
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Destroyer Of Hope |
| This user or group had a hand in the First Ruining of Fort Creedy since Kevan fixed the forts. 'Twas a great day. Survivors screamed, zombies feasted, and murderers bathed in the blood of the innocent. Barhah! Praise be to Zeko! |
