User talk:Stephen Colbert DFA

Formidable Opponent

Are you a Formidable Opponent?

Do you have the moxy, the stones, the onions, the cajones, the big brass balls (for kids) to engage me, Dr Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A in argument?

Then, by all means, post up your questions, arguments and complaints here.

I'll give them their due consideration and then humilate those who are worthy of a response with my dazzling intellect and devilish good looks.

Prepare to be WOWED!!

"Honoring Your Page With My Presence"

Just thought I'd pop in and give you a "Stern Look" I might add you are quite dashing in Purple Velvet! It's too bad you're on the wrong side my dear. I may have liked you.

--FireChick 10:30, 17 January 2008 (PST)

About Bears...

Last time I watched your shitty program on that shitty station Comedy Central (that wouldn't know true humor if it shot them in the face...) you were afraid of bears. Thats right. Bears. Well the bad news is that Team Zombie Hardcore has not only a bear, but a fucking Horny Polar Bear on its side. Our Allies the Hornies and the Mike Smith Brigade will destroy you along with us. I will make sure Horny Polar Bear knows of your paranoia you cocksucker. And guess what, he's not going to eat you... he so horny. Get ready for some rectal pain.

And for the record, I'm not the one on a team with some jackass named "An enormous baby". They say one is invariable like one's friends. Guess you've proven that right. GET BENT!

BALLS TO THE WHALLS!!!

--Dhavid Grohl 22:26, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

I was contemplating whether I should respond to this posting, but I've concluded that there's really nothing I could say that would be more embarrassing to him than his own words.

Next victim please.

--Stephen Colbert DFA 02:16, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Good God, for the first time ever a member of the LNTVC is even a little correct. That was embarrassing. I was drunk off my ass when I wrote that, but even thats not a good excuse. For the love of Whalberg you would think that I would check through my posts at least once. I'm not going to edit it to change it, because frankly I don't deserve it. Sorry Colbert, my lack of a good grammar and/or insult isn't the kind of insult I meant to give you. I just wasn't thinking clearly. Don't worry though, I'll come back with something a little more up to par with the pounding I have been giving your teammates. Or maybe more like the pounding one of my teammates gave you over by Marven Mall. More on this later when I am not tired, and totally embarrassed by my shitty post above. --Dhavid Grohl 05:28, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Not really about Bears...

Jedi mind trick? That was a little funny but I have to say that althought I like StarWars my name is not really "related" to Obi-Wan Kenobi as the majority of the people think....Btw you misspelled TZH on Alexander Karelin "description" --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 15:11, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Fixed. (Damned typos) Regardless of your affiliation or association with the Start Wars films, the jedi mind trick will not be tolerated. Excuse me while I go PK a bounty hunter. --Stephen Colbert DFA 17:04, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Heh

Ah, well, turnabout is fairplay. Considering how many times I've shot you in the past few weeks, I won't begrudge you the occasional kill. Not so long as you keep hitting those poxy Valks as well.--Nuabreed 23:30, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

My Word

One simple word.. change. I decided to leave the valks for good, though i'm not dropping friends in the group. I just got so damn tired of sitting doing jack. Not saying I want ya to not kill me anymore. Wheres the fun in that. I just decided that a peace stance doesn't work with zeds. Mind ya heads or I'll make them roll. And again, you've got balls Stephen. Shame i might blow them off with my shotgun. Just a friendly game of the hunted hunting the hunter. Granted I need to be human again but I can wait.--Dragon fang 02:53, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

I do not understand

Have I offended you in some way? If so, I apologize. Illusionist 00:42, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

I seriously and quite honestly have no idea what you're talking about. If you have some issue with my group, please take it up with our leader. I'm simply new blood. Illusionist 22:00, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

I laugh at you. You are honestly the most pathetic shell of a man I have ever met. How have your tactics worked so far? Take a look at the Valkyries. We've been around for over a year. At our peak we had more than 30 members. What has your excuse for a PKer group accomplished other than piss the wrong people off? All the LNTVC has done since its formation is annoy us for a few days at a time then spend the remainder of its time riding the coattails of others to try and make a name for itself. The Pub Crawl. The Silent Night Slaughter. The PKer Alliance. HA. Go right ahead. Kill each and every one of us. Do it twice. Or three times. Or four times. You think you matter? You think the Crue is anything but a speck of dust in a game that doesn't even know it exists? You may as well try to get the RRF to "quit". Illusionist 07:03, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

HA. AHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. What's the matter? Can't even PK little old me? You really are quite useless without Sarah holding your wittle hand aren't you? Illusionist 01:13, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Ooookay...

Don't know what I did you piss you off, but oh well. I'd tell you what 'burb I'm in, but to tell you the truth, I don't even know anymore. I honestly haven't had time to play UD since early February, and I only had time to play Monroeville for about 4 days before I got swamped with life again. This week was my spring break, so I had the entire week off, which is about the only reason I've been able to wiki. After this week, its back to school, work, and I'm in a play, so that kills off even more of my time.

So, in short, I'm not really operating out of any 'burb. And you're going to have a fun time tracking done a Gore Corps member (Once I find time to play again)

-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:03, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Strangely Silent

I note that there has been not one word from you since the cataclysmic event in my life. While I'm not asking you to take sides, perhaps a sympathetic ice cream sandwich might be nice, or something. That or your pledge to join me in killing all things fucking Jimmy Kimmel. Let me know, --Sarah Silverman 13:58, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Stephen would never break the Bro Code, even for you, you heartless bitch. --Jimmy Kimmel 16:39, 27 July 2008 (BST)

Moved from usepage to talk page. --The Grimch ^{U! E!} 17:00, 27 July 2008 (BST)

OOH Grimchie regulates! Nice - tho I doubt Stephen would have complained. I know! I know! RulEz is Rulez!--Sarah Silverman 21:46, 13 August 2008 (BST)

...

En Garde. Illusionist 06:52, 12 August 2008 (BST)

What? Have you no sense of sport at all? Things will be a good deal more difficult for you from this point forward, I can assure you that. Fare thee well, lackluster comedian. Illusionist 00:50, 13 August 2008 (BST)

Looks like another ass clown wants a rectal exam, Stevie. The Lame is afoot!--Sarah Silverman 21:47, 13 August 2008 (BST)

Really?

May I ask, assuming you are correct of course, what you plan to do about it? Wind Angel 03:17, 24 September 2008 (BST)

You must be seriously bored. Do you honestly have nothing better to do than obsess over a person you'll never even meet or talk to in real life? Go outside and find a hobby, or a girlfriend or something. Wind Angel 08:03, 24 September 2008 (BST)