User:Joey Nothing

The Nothing

The Nothing.

The Nothing is everything, and nothing. The Nothing is also a geek who likes to write dramatically while writing his profile. And killing zombies.

The Nothing has guns. Lots of guns.

And FAK's, too. The Nothing has those too.

And beer.

Lots of beer.

The Nothing's Group

The Nothing is currently a free agent.

The Nothing is also a former member of The Northern Regiment (disbanded).

	The Northern Regiment (Allied)
	This user or group is an ally of The Northern Regiment.

The Nothing's Random shit

	Slayer
	Raining blood From a lacerated sky Bleeding its horror Creating my structure Now I shall reign in blood!

	/METALLICA\
	Joey loves Metallica.

	SNAKE IS DEAD
	Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

	Optimus Prime
	The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass.

	Pulp Fiction
	Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

	IT NEVER ENDS!
	This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.

	USE THE FORCE!
	This user only uses their powers for good, and for tipping over small babies. *No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*

	Right to bear arms
	This user supports the Second Amendment.

	Dont do it.
	Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win.

	Low HP Survivors
	PKer Crack

	Unholy Alliance
	"We should be fucking dead, my friend."

	Octogram
	60% more evil than the average pentagram. Preorder your very own today!!!

	Atheist
	This user is an atheist.

	Stop Suggesting Crap!
	This user or group supports intelligent suggestions because: Crucifixes should be useless, just like in real life.

	...And Justice For All
	"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." -Edmund Burke "Evil unchecked grows, evil tolerated poisons the whole system." -Jawaharlal Nehru

The Nothing's Policy's

Mr. Rogers Style! This user or group plays as Mr. Rogers would. They are non-violent as long as there is peace. Start something, however, and expect the wrath of Mr. Rogers and his whole neighborhood.

THIS IS MALTOOOOON! This user or group thinks the Dead must be stopped, and is prepared to band together and fight.

WARNING! This user or group knows how to lay the smack down.

The Communist Party This is gonna be one hell of a party, and this user intends to join it!

Mario is Stalin? This User thinks that the famous plumber might not really be some random italian, but Comrade Stalin himself!

Coffee Addict This user believes coffee is the NECTAR OF THE GODS.

This user believes that Snake Plisskin is the Messiah One Day He will save us all

Malton Coat of Arms This user honors the Malton Coat of Arms.

...badger, badger, badger, badger... This user is of the opinion that badgers rock.

Fight Fire with Fire! This user supports the griefing of griefers.

Rescue This user thinks that adding 1 AP to the revive cycle is pointless.

Trigger Happy This user has guns. Do not cross them.

Heavy Arms This user or group has Heavy Arms and will use them if provoked.

The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic

Fertilize the Land Policy This user or group believes in regaining NT buildings at any cost!

Planned Revivification This user or group supports organized revivification.

Nothing Washes Away Zed Guts Like A Shot Of Belvedere This User Supports Heavy Drinking.