User:Alka Selzer/Alka

- Alka Selzer -
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Alka Selzer Alka Selzer is an unimpressive man in the late 20ies, about 6 feet tall, brown short hair. When not talking, he constantly looks around with a frustrated expression. He also complains about headache annoyingly often. (as a Survivor) You see an unimpressive Zombie with a frustrated expression on the now undead face. (as a Zombie) Alka-Seltzer is a combination of aspirin (acetylsalicylic acid), sodium bicarbonate (NaHCO3), and citric acid, designed to treat pain and simultaneously neutralize excess stomach acid  -- Wikipedia Current Mission Getting somewhere safe... NT Scans 4 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Style Building after getting NecroTech Net Access. Hooray. 5 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Hawksley Building 6 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Muller Building 8 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Saint Building 8 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Jeffrey Building 10 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Lazenbury Building 10 April 2009 - earned Milton Hills Tour of Duty ribbon 11 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Goldsworthy Building 11 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Vicari Building 12 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Halay Building 12 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Jack Building 12 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Harnett Building 12 April 2009 - earned Raines Hills Tour of Duty ribbon 14 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Whatmore Building 14 April 2009 - Submitted scan for The Hellyer Building (Brooke Hills) 16 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Heathcote Building 17 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Coutts Building 17 April 2009 - Submitted scan for the Cheeke Building (Eastonwood) 17 April 2009 - Submitted scan for The Nettleton Building 17 April 2009 - Submitted scan for The Harold Building 19 April 2009 - Submitted scan for The Stonnard Building 19 April 2009 - earned Eastonwood Tour of Duty ribbon 20 April 2009 - Submitted scan for The Lockwood Building 21 April 2009 - Submitted scan for The Staples Building 21 April 2009 - Submitted scan for The Russell Building 21 April 2009 - Submitted scan for The Telfer Building 24 April 2009 - Submitted scan for The Neagle Building 24 April 2009 - earned NecroTechnician Rank 4 24 April 2009 - Submitted scan for The Nix Building 25 April 2009 - Submitted scan for The Eagan Building 25 April 2009 - Submitted scan for The Woolsett Building 27 April 2009 - Submitted scan for The Culling Building 27 April 2009 - Submitted scan for The Foreman Building 11 May 2009 - Submitted scan for The Sweeney Building 14 May 2009 - Resubmitted scan for The Oxley Building 21 May 2009 - Resubmitted scan for The Oxley Building 21 May 2009 - Resubmitted scan for the Flowar Building (West Becktown) 4 Jun 2009 - Resubmitted scan for the Flowar Building (West Becktown) 6 Jun 2009 - Submitted scan for The Barstow Building Enemies your anal slut wife (killed me for fun) Notes You were killed by a zombie (4 hours and 25 minutes ago) - 18:19, 31 March 2009 (BST) TheslaminJ revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (1 hour and 4 minutes ago) - 18:31, 1 April 2009 (BST)	Alka Selzer Status: ALIVE Level: 28 Zed Skills: 5 Location: Dunell Hills Profile: Alka Selzer Alizia Backhouse Status: UNDEAD Level: 26 Zed Skills: 6 Location: Osmondville Profile: Alizia Backhouse Doctor Deuterium Status: ALIVE Level: 18 Zed Skills: 0 Location: Jensentown Profile: Doctor Deuterium Report PKers! Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery. (Dead Link) Revivification Requests Undead? Want to breathe again? Make a Revivification Request! (Dead Link) Pay It Forward This User Pays It Forward. Dual Nature This user supports the Dual Nature Policy. The Blessed Day of Beer This user or group is attending Biertag and should not be held accountable for his/her actions on the night of July 8th.
A.L.I.C.E. Is Watching... This user is NOT paranoid. This user knows his every action is being closely monitored by A.L.I.C.E. and that she is manipulating everything and everyone to her own ends. It's all just one big test... ending with cake. NecroWatch This user is a NecroTechnician who works with NecroWatch to monitor Malton's NecroNet system. This user has proven his dedication in the pursuit of truth and knowledge. Alka Selzer's Ribbons