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<span style= "color:#e62d21"> '''Our aims in Malton'''<br/>
<span style= "color:#FFFFFF"> '''Our aims in Malton'''<br/>
Bringing chaos and death to the masses, through indiscriminate murder and general lawlessness. Also, fun. Fun is good.</span>
Bringing chaos and death to the masses, through indiscriminate murder and general lawlessness. Also, fun. Fun is good.</span>
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<span style= "color:#e62d21"> '''Navigation:'''</span><br/>
<span style= "color:#FFFFFF"> '''Navigation:'''</span><br/>
[[RDD#So what do the RDD want with Malton?|Overview]]<br/>
[[RDD#Overview|Overview]]<br/>
[[RDD#Turf|Turf]]<br/>
[[RDD#Allies and Enemies|RDD at War]]<br/>
[[RDD#Allies and Enemies|RDD at War]]<br/>
[[RDD#Policies and Tactics|Chaos theories]]<br/>
[[RDD#Chaos Theories|Chaos theories]]<br/>
[[RDD#Oooh! You sound like fun, how do I join?|Recruitment]]
[[RDD#Recruitment|Recruitment]]
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<span style= "color:#e62d21"> '''Numbers:'''<br/>
<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">'''Contact our staff''' </span><br/>
Sixteen players at present. <br/>
The RDD also has ties to the </span>[[Mayhem Attack Squad]] <span style= "color:#e62d21">.</span>
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<span style= "color:#e62d21"> '''PK Counts:'''<br/>
The RDD is responsible for 263 PKs at last count.<br/></span>
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<span style= "color:#e62d21">'''Notable members''' </span><br/>
- [[User:Goribus|Goribus]]<br/>
- [[User:Goribus|Goribus]]<br/>
- [[User:Urgggggggh|Psychout]] <br/>
- [[User:Urgggggggh|Psychout]] <br/>
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<span style= "color:#e62d21">'''The RDD only accepts applicants for membership who:'''</span>
<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">'''The RDD only accepts applicants for membership who:'''</span>
* <span style= "color:#e62d21">Are willing to partake in, or support, player killing.</span>
* <span style= "color:#FFFFFF">Are willing to partake in, or support, player killing.</span>
* <span style= "color:#e62d21">Are willing and able to communicate outside of Urban Dead.</span>
* <span style= "color:#FFFFFF">Are willing and able to communicate outside of Urban Dead.</span>
*<span style= "color:#e62d21"> Are willing to have a good time, all the time.</span>
*<span style= "color:#FFFFFF"> Are willing to have a good time, all the time.</span>


<span style= "color:#e62d21">If you think you qualify, leave us a message </span> [[Talk:RDD|here]]
<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">If you think you qualify, leave us a message </span> [[Talk:RDD|here]]
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The RDD are an online clan formed in the browser-based game Heavy Metal War, and are heavily involved in the Transformers fandom. Beginning with Urban Dead, the RDD have begun branching out into other online games. We have a relaxed attitude to life in general, and membership is open for all to apply.
Founded on December 23rd 2003 by [[User:Misanthropy|Misanthropy]], the online gaming clan '''RDD''' originally started life in the online browser-based game ''Heavy Metal War'', before branching out to cover other online games. RDD is mostly a death-cult group, although career zombies and dedicated PKers are also to be found amongst their ranks. They have a relaxed attitude to play, and to life in general, and membership is open for all to apply.


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=<span style= "color:#e62d21">So what do the RDD want with Malton? </span>=
=<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">Overview</span>=
 
<span style= "color:#e62d21">We are a proudly Chaotic Evil clan of player killers, feral zombies and death cultists who strive for one thing alone; the complete eradication of fleshlings in Malton. </span>
 
===<span style= "color:#e62d21">Wait, what? </span>===
 
<span style= "color:#e62d21">Yes, we know we can't actually ''eradicate'' anyone as such, so we're just here to kill everyone and have as much fun as possible doing it. And trust us, that's a '''lot''' of fun. Basically, we're in it for as much of the lulz as our AP allows - then more again tomorrow. </span>
 
===<span style= "color:#e62d21">Where can we find the clan? </span>===
 
<span style= "color:#e62d21">We're finished laying seige to </span> [[Stickling Mall]] <span style= "color:#e62d21">in</span> [[Shearbank]] <span style= "color:#e62d21">, and have moved on to destroy the </span>[[Rotter's Relief]] [[The Jeffrey Building|outpost]] <span style= "color:#e62d21"> in </span>[[Millen Hills]] <span style= "color:#e62d21">, though at the moment we are concentrating on flushing out and destroying the zerg menace in the northern portion of Malton - partly just to prove that sometimes fun is for the greater good too, but mainly for the shits and giggles. Ooooh, those shits and giggles. Altogether, the RDD works in many other areas eating and PKing survivors and zombies alike whilst ruining as many buildings and generators as we can get our claws and knives into.</span>
 
===<span style= "color:#e62d21">Who leads them now?</span>===
<span style= "color:#e62d21">Currently Led in Malton by </span>[[User:Goribus|Goribus]] <span style= "color:#e62d21">aka</span> [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1417866 Skull Grin] <span style= "color:#e62d21">, the HMW Exile. Find him chewing on the</span> [[Rotter's Relief]] <span style= "color:#e62d21">in</span> [[Millen Hills]].
 
=<span style= "color:#e62d21">Allies and Enemies</span>=


===<span style= "color:#e62d21">Allies</span>===
<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">
:[[Cobra]] <span style= "color:#e62d21">- Who, like us, do whatever the fuck they want. Hail Cobra!</span>
‘Sup dawg? We’re here for fun. We are not one of these petty groups who’ll hold a grudge for years or go out of our way to achieve a goal – that’s serious business, and business is for business-types. We traded our briefcases for beer money years ago. RDD is instead a rag-tag band of no-good good-for-nothing rootin’-tootin’ 50s slang. Now you’re on the trolley. We’re in this for the lulz and the lulz alone. If we think it’s funny to murder your group back to the stone age, then it’s on like Donkey Kong. However, do ''not'' think about underestimating the wits behind the mayhem. RDD is home to some of the most prolific diplomats and cunning strategists around, and will wrangle our way out of any kind of mess. Stay on our good side, or provide a valuable service, and we’re likely to leave you alone. Unless we had our fingers crossed. </span>
: <span style= "color:#e62d21"> [[Mayhem Attack Squad]]</span> <span style= "color:#e62d21">- founded by our own people and proud allies of the RDD</span>


===<span style= "color:#e62d21">Enemies</span>===
:[[Rotter's Relief]] <span style= "color:#e62d21">- For every zombie they revive, we will kill two Survivors in </span>[[Millen Hills]] <span style= "color:#e62d21">. If you die by our hand there, know that it is ''their'' fault.</span>
:<span style= "color:#e62d21">'''ADDENDUM''' - ''A temporary truce has been declared with Rotters Relief, as we are collaborating to rid Malton of several prominent zergers.''</span>


=<span style= "color:#e62d21">Policies and Tactics</span>=
=<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">Turf</span>=
<span style= "color:#e62d21">We are an international group that work together on IMs (mainly MSN) and on our own website, </span>[http://z3.invisionfree.com/RDD/index.php Neo Kaon] <span style= "color:#e62d21">, and are willing to attack any target at any location at any time. No one is safe. We allow alts within the group as long as they are kept separate and do not spy, but other than that we have no rules other than 'just get out there and kill something!'</span>


<span style= "color:#e62d21"> We support PKing, GKing, RKing, ZKing (better to g!b mah zambah brazzahz an z!zzahz zan zah Bang Bang Man g!b zam. Zambahz zzzz avaah zah g!b annazaa), we think Death cultists and PKers are awesome, and we do not give a fuck about "Sacred Ground" because we're the very essence of ''chaos''.</span>
<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">Pretty much from the outset, the main stomping grounds for our lads has been [[Millen Hills]], home to our favourite ‘de-vive’ clinic, the [[The Muller Building|Müller Building]]. This is the captain of your ship calling. As a death cult, we tend to spend most of the time munching some tasty – and many not-so-tasty – brains whenever we see fit, but have arranged successful real-time strikes on many occasions, and are experimenting with the concept of the fake-time strike. Several member of RDD are entirely nomadic, however, so if that knife in your back way down in New Arkham or Miltown seems familiar, it’s probably us. Hell, even if it’s not us, it ''is''.</span>


<span style= "color:#e62d21"> The RDD also fully endorses these pages </span>[[:Category:Tactics|here]] <span style= "color:#e62d21">.</span>


=<span style= "color:#e62d21">Whose idea was this?</span>=
=<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">Leadership</span>=
<span style= "color:#e62d21">The RDD was created five years ago by the great </span>[http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/team_view.php?id=11519 Jeep?] <span style= "color:#e62d21">, now known as </span>[[User:Misanthropy|Misanthropy]] <span style= "color:#e62d21">, but the clan was introduced to the tasty delights of Malton by</span> [http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/team_view.php?id=16047 JoeFish] <span style= "color:#e62d21">, known as </span>[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=135726 McGhoti] <span style= "color:#e62d21">and</span> [http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/team_view.php?id=16014 Psychout] <span style= "color:#e62d21">, known as</span> [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365607 Urgggggggh] <span style= "color:#e62d21">.</span>  
<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">RDD members in general are to be considered autonomous. Fuck you, authority. However, the overall clan outside of Urban Dead is led by a leader elected every six months, the current dummy being [[User:Urgggggggh|Psychout (Urgggggggh)]]. As a group in Urban Dead, however, we’re led by [[User:Goribus|Goribus (Skull Grin)]], due to some incriminating photographs and a clever blackmail campaign. Teehee.</span>


=<span style= "color:#e62d21">Oooh! You sound like fun, how do I join?</span>=
<span style= "color:#e62d21">We only take on people who share our goals of total destruction regardless of breathing status, share our dark sense of humour, are pro-killing in all of its glorious forms and - above all else - stand only for the cause of chaos.</span


<span style= "color:#e62d21"> If you fit those criteria, visit our website</span> [http://z3.invisionfree.com/RDD/index.php Neo Kaon] <span style= "color:#e62d21"> or leave some bollocks telling us how great you are on our</span> [[Talk:RDD|talk page]] <span style= "color:#e62d21">.
=<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">RDD at War</span>=


<span style= "color:#e62d21"> If you are lucky we may even ''read'' it!</span>
<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">RDD does not lose battles. As such, we’re never really ‘at war’ so much as ‘at winning’, but sometimes we pretend like everyone else stands a chance. The following are groups which RDD has interacted with in notable ways. And no, we did not stick anything in any of their poopers.</span>  


==<span style= "color:#e62d21">''Still'' wanna talk to us?</span>==
===<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">Allies</span>===
*[[Cobra]] <span style= "color:#FFFFFF">– Fellow children of the 80s, and another bunch of people who know how to have a good time.</span>
*<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">[[Rotter's Relief]] </span><span style= "color:#FFFFFF">– former enemies, RDD and Rotter’s Relief now operate under a peace treaty, as we have come to share the common goal of eliminating zergs from the game.</span>


<span style= "color:#e62d21">*Got a complaint about the RDD?</span>
===<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">Enemies</span>===
*<span style= "color:#e62d21">Been PKd by us and want to find out why?</span>
*<s>[[Rotter's Relief]] </s> <span style= "color:#FFFFFF">- Previously, Rotter’s Relief were considered bitter enemies due to their new clinic attracting random revives across Millen. However, the enemy of our enemy is our friend, and zergs are everyone’s enemies. Also, free revives are just tickly yummy. </span>  
*<span style= "color:#e62d21">Trying find out more about what districts we're in so you can find us?</span>
*<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">'''YOU'''. Yeah. You. Just you watch your step, sonny. You just watch your step.</span>
*<span style= "color:#e62d21">Or are you finally prepared to abandon all hope of saving Malton and just want to go on a murdering spree of evil awesomeness?</span>


<span style= "color:#e62d21">Then visit our guest area on </span>[http://z3.invisionfree.com/RDD/index.php Neo Kaon] <span style= "color:#e62d21">and prepare to meet the bad guys.</span>
=<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">Chaos Theories</span>=
<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">We are an international group that work together on IMs (mainly MSN) and on our own website, </span>[http://z3.invisionfree.com/RDD/index.php Neo Kaon] <span style= "color:#FFFFFF">, and are willing to attack any target at any location at any time. No one is safe. We tolerate only one alt per player as RDD, so pick wisely. Or pick for shits and giggles. No big.</span>


=<span style= "color:#e62d21">Recent Activity</span>=
<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">RDD is mainly a death cult, but we accept all elements of play within the group. We support PKing, GKing, RKing, ZKing (better to g!b mah zambah brazzahz an z!zzahz zan zah Bang Bang Man g!b zam. Zambahz zzzz avaah zah g!b annazaa) and JFKing. We have no respect for "Sacred Ground" or "Honour Amongst Thieves", because, damn it, '''mayhem'''.</span>


<span style= "color:#e62d21">At present, the RDD have joined forces with</span> [[Cobra]] <span style= "color:#e62d21"> and the</span> [[Philosophe Knights]] <span style= "color:#e62d21">to tackle problematic</span> [[zerg]]ers <span style= "color:#e62d21">in the suburbs surrounding Millen Hills. The only style of play the RDD will not tolerate is zerging, and good golly Miss Molly, we plan to have some serious fun taking those cheating bastards down.</span>


=<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">Recruitment</span>=
<span style= "color:#FFFFFF">Do you have what it takes to join RDD? Do you have the fortitude and aptitude? Do you have zero respect for authority, a tiny attention span, a love of mayhem and the £25 admission charge? Do you have Misanthropy's "The Real Thing" CD? Cause, seriously, I need to figure out where I left that. Contact [[User:Misanthropy|Misanthropy (Haircuts That Kill)]], [[User:Urgggggggh|Psychout (Urgggggggh)]] or [[User:Goribus|Goribus (Skull Grin)]] to apply. And don't forget to bring the money.</span


[[Image:Deadwar.png|center|500px|Evil is the new Awesome]]
[[Image:Deadwar.png|center|500px|Evil is the new Awesome]]




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Our aims in Malton
Bringing chaos and death to the masses, through indiscriminate murder and general lawlessness. Also, fun. Fun is good.

Navigation:
Overview
Turf
RDD at War
Chaos theories
Recruitment

Contact our staff
- Goribus
- Psychout
- Misanthropy

The RDD only accepts applicants for membership who:

  • Are willing to partake in, or support, player killing.
  • Are willing and able to communicate outside of Urban Dead.
  • Are willing to have a good time, all the time.

If you think you qualify, leave us a message here


[Serious face]

Founded on December 23rd 2003 by Misanthropy, the online gaming clan RDD originally started life in the online browser-based game Heavy Metal War, before branching out to cover other online games. RDD is mostly a death-cult group, although career zombies and dedicated PKers are also to be found amongst their ranks. They have a relaxed attitude to play, and to life in general, and membership is open for all to apply.

[/Serious face]

Overview

‘Sup dawg? We’re here for fun. We are not one of these petty groups who’ll hold a grudge for years or go out of our way to achieve a goal – that’s serious business, and business is for business-types. We traded our briefcases for beer money years ago. RDD is instead a rag-tag band of no-good good-for-nothing rootin’-tootin’ 50s slang. Now you’re on the trolley. We’re in this for the lulz and the lulz alone. If we think it’s funny to murder your group back to the stone age, then it’s on like Donkey Kong. However, do not think about underestimating the wits behind the mayhem. RDD is home to some of the most prolific diplomats and cunning strategists around, and will wrangle our way out of any kind of mess. Stay on our good side, or provide a valuable service, and we’re likely to leave you alone. Unless we had our fingers crossed.


Turf

Pretty much from the outset, the main stomping grounds for our lads has been Millen Hills, home to our favourite ‘de-vive’ clinic, the Müller Building. This is the captain of your ship calling. As a death cult, we tend to spend most of the time munching some tasty – and many not-so-tasty – brains whenever we see fit, but have arranged successful real-time strikes on many occasions, and are experimenting with the concept of the fake-time strike. Several member of RDD are entirely nomadic, however, so if that knife in your back way down in New Arkham or Miltown seems familiar, it’s probably us. Hell, even if it’s not us, it is.


Leadership

RDD members in general are to be considered autonomous. Fuck you, authority. However, the overall clan outside of Urban Dead is led by a leader elected every six months, the current dummy being Psychout (Urgggggggh). As a group in Urban Dead, however, we’re led by Goribus (Skull Grin), due to some incriminating photographs and a clever blackmail campaign. Teehee.


RDD at War

RDD does not lose battles. As such, we’re never really ‘at war’ so much as ‘at winning’, but sometimes we pretend like everyone else stands a chance. The following are groups which RDD has interacted with in notable ways. And no, we did not stick anything in any of their poopers.

Allies

  • Cobra – Fellow children of the 80s, and another bunch of people who know how to have a good time.
  • Rotter's Relief – former enemies, RDD and Rotter’s Relief now operate under a peace treaty, as we have come to share the common goal of eliminating zergs from the game.

Enemies

  • Rotter's Relief - Previously, Rotter’s Relief were considered bitter enemies due to their new clinic attracting random revives across Millen. However, the enemy of our enemy is our friend, and zergs are everyone’s enemies. Also, free revives are just tickly yummy.
  • YOU. Yeah. You. Just you watch your step, sonny. You just watch your step.

Chaos Theories

We are an international group that work together on IMs (mainly MSN) and on our own website, Neo Kaon , and are willing to attack any target at any location at any time. No one is safe. We tolerate only one alt per player as RDD, so pick wisely. Or pick for shits and giggles. No big.

RDD is mainly a death cult, but we accept all elements of play within the group. We support PKing, GKing, RKing, ZKing (better to g!b mah zambah brazzahz an z!zzahz zan zah Bang Bang Man g!b zam. Zambahz zzzz avaah zah g!b annazaa) and JFKing. We have no respect for "Sacred Ground" or "Honour Amongst Thieves", because, damn it, mayhem.


Recruitment

Do you have what it takes to join RDD? Do you have the fortitude and aptitude? Do you have zero respect for authority, a tiny attention span, a love of mayhem and the £25 admission charge? Do you have Misanthropy's "The Real Thing" CD? Cause, seriously, I need to figure out where I left that. Contact Misanthropy (Haircuts That Kill), Psychout (Urgggggggh) or Goribus (Skull Grin) to apply. And don't forget to bring the money.</span

Evil is the new Awesome


Our templattitude

Killer.jpg Player Killer Group
"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."

This Group is a PKer Group and supports the act of Player Killing.

Killsacredground.PNG Fuck 'Sacred Ground' Policy!
This User or Group couldn't give a shit about Sacred Ground Policy & acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered fair game for evil fuckers.