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==Thulsa Doom's Succulent Slave Pits== | ==Thulsa Doom's Succulent Slave Pits== | ||
In glorious celebration of the one year anniversary of the foundation of the Temple of Set this location was today renamed "Thulsa Doom's Succulent Slave Pits" in humble acknowledgment of the Temple's awesome might and immense power throughout the area. | In glorious celebration of the one year anniversary of the foundation of the Temple of Set this location was today renamed "Thulsa Doom's Succulent Slave Pits" in humble acknowledgment of the Temple's awesome might and immense power throughout the area. | ||
The cages within this facility serve well for storing harmanz in preparation for the soup prepared next door in the temple, and it has been discovered that while harmanz...like roaches...will infest anywhere, they seem to particularly like to root around this location mumbling nonsense such as "Bullets...bullets...damndamndamn need more bullets"....as if all of their efforts weren't futile anyway. | The cages within this facility serve well for storing harmanz in preparation for the soup prepared next door in the temple, and it has been discovered that while harmanz...like roaches...will infest anywhere, they seem to particularly like to root around this location mumbling nonsense such as "Bullets...bullets...damndamndamn need more bullets"....as if all of their efforts weren't futile anyway. | ||
===Description=== | ===Description=== | ||
Meathooks have been installed on the ceiling so the heathen can just be lifted up and left to expire at their leisure, or hang around and wait for the soup. The jail cells have been lined with satin curtains, an ornate decorative snake motif, and soft pillows so one can comfortably wait to be consumed in Set's name. | Meathooks have been installed on the ceiling so the heathen can just be lifted up and left to expire at their leisure, or hang around and wait for the soup. The jail cells have been lined with satin curtains, an ornate decorative snake motif, and soft pillows so one can comfortably wait to be consumed in Set's name. | ||
===Barricade Policy=== | ===Barricade Policy=== | ||
Thulsa Doom's Temple of Set keeps a strict no-barricade policy on all it's buildings. | Thulsa Doom's Temple of Set keeps a strict no-barricade policy on all it's buildings. | ||
===Current Status=== | ===Current Status=== | ||
'''January 19th, 2009''' - Say farewell to the PD, for it is still ruined. -- [[User:Kittithaj|Kittithaj]] 20:01, 19 January 2010 (UTC) | |||
===History=== | ===History=== | ||
''News older than one month should be moved here, newest one on top.'' | |||
On the 8<sup>th</sup> of June 2007 Thulsa Doom's Temple of Set held the "Farewell to the Farewell Police Department" bash. It is reported that the many police officers inside did not, er, ''Fair Well''. | On the 8<sup>th</sup> of June 2007 Thulsa Doom's Temple of Set held the "Farewell to the Farewell Police Department" bash. It is reported that the many police officers inside did not, er, ''Fair Well''. | ||
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Thulsa Doom's Succulent Slave Pits
In glorious celebration of the one year anniversary of the foundation of the Temple of Set this location was today renamed "Thulsa Doom's Succulent Slave Pits" in humble acknowledgment of the Temple's awesome might and immense power throughout the area.
The cages within this facility serve well for storing harmanz in preparation for the soup prepared next door in the temple, and it has been discovered that while harmanz...like roaches...will infest anywhere, they seem to particularly like to root around this location mumbling nonsense such as "Bullets...bullets...damndamndamn need more bullets"....as if all of their efforts weren't futile anyway.
Description
Meathooks have been installed on the ceiling so the heathen can just be lifted up and left to expire at their leisure, or hang around and wait for the soup. The jail cells have been lined with satin curtains, an ornate decorative snake motif, and soft pillows so one can comfortably wait to be consumed in Set's name.
Barricade Policy
Thulsa Doom's Temple of Set keeps a strict no-barricade policy on all it's buildings.
Current Status
January 19th, 2009 - Say farewell to the PD, for it is still ruined. -- Kittithaj 20:01, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
History
News older than one month should be moved here, newest one on top.
On the 8th of June 2007 Thulsa Doom's Temple of Set held the "Farewell to the Farewell Police Department" bash. It is reported that the many police officers inside did not, er, Fair Well.
