User:Smudgesmith

Profiles

i dont zerg all my profiles are in diffrent parts of the city

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1082323

and http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1082340

	Malton Citizens Broadcast
	This user or group follows the Radio Transmission Conduct Protocol, and uses the callsign Smudge

MEDALS

	This User has won the victoria cross
	For most conspicuous bravery or some daring or pre-eminent act of valour or self-sacrifice or extreme devotion to duty in the presence of the enemy. Presented to him/her by the leader of the British Relief Force

Templates

	Template Whore
	This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page. I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?

WARNING DONT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEE LOADS OF TEMPLATES

	Secret Agent
	This user knows no fear, knows no danger, knows nothing

	Labour Party
	This user is a member of the Labour Party.

	Atheist
	This user is an atheist.

	Planned Revivification
	This user or group supports organized revivification.

	Alt user
	This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.

	British
	This user is British.

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	OH NOEZ! ZOMBIES!
	This user is currently hiding from zombies and is using the best disguise ever!

	Malton Coat of Arms
	This user honors the Malton Coat of Arms.

	Hamster
	Hamsters will defeat the zombie menace. All hail our furry Hamster overlord

	Dont do it.
	Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win.

	I want TV!
	This user wants Malton to have TV.

	Mighty Bullshit Wand
	This user or group supports the use of the magical bullshit wand to educate users with bad suggestions.

	Way Too Long
	This is a very big and very long article. It deserves at least one template. You know... For Feng Shui.

	Real Life Soldier
	This user was or is a member of the real military of some country, and has learned that spending XP is way easier than boot camp.

well i will be =P

	Horse-Drawn Zeppelins FTW!
	This user believes that horse-drawn zeppelins are awesome and wants to see them fill the skies of Malton.

	USE THE FORCE!
	This user only uses their powers for good, and for tipping over small babies. *No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*

	Will you please?
	This user is barely old enough to use the potty by themselves, much less edit the wiki coherently.

	... Wha?
	This user just doesn't care.

	Pizza!
	This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get.

	I arz stoopid!!1one!1eleven!
	This user is a complete idiot and should not be on the wiki. w00t!

	GOOOOOOOOAL!
	This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton.

	Zombish
	HGhARRZ NMnGBHAaGB NMRZHAMZ RZBZHAaBGRZ zHRmbARRZh.

	Zombese
	mmzazbz?aa-bzzn,n.nnn,aa-bz?n.z! aaz?z,n.nnzhz?aa-zz-znnzn.z?n.bg.

	Zomban
	Rb-BgGRa MGmAgBAAg MRaBR RaHaBAGbRa ZHGhAaAGm.

	Morse Code
	- .... .. ... / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. / ..- ... . .-. / ... .--. . .- -.- ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-

	Trigger Happy
	This user has guns. Do not cross them.

and lots of them

	Optimus Prime
	The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is totally badass and can kick everyone's ass.

	Jesus Cries
	This User hates bad Suggestions that make Jesus cry.

	It's Good to be the King
	This user thinks it's good to be the King.

	Flying Spaghetti Monster
	This user has been touched by his Noodly Appendage.

	SNAKE IS DEAD
	Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

	The Sky is Falling!
	This survivor thinks that the sky is falling and is freaking out accordingly.

	ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
	This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.

	Greedo
	This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.

	Too Many Templates
	This user puts way too many templates on their page.

	Why are you still reading these?
	This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.

	Male
	This user is male.

	Private
	This user is a private in the military and is probably off pumping lead into a zombie.

	Scout
	This user is a scout and is probably off locating zombie concentrations.

	Medic
	This user is a medic and is probably off healing the troops.

	Consumer
	This user is a consumer and is probably off looting a mall.

	Roses are Red...
	Violets are Blue. This user can rhyme; Don't you wish you could too?

	Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
	This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.

	Heavy Lifters, Maybe?
	This user can't figure out for the life of them how survivors are able to carry around several portable generators at once.

	Just Nuke the Place!
	This user thinks the military should drop the bomb on Malton so that the zombies can mutate into something more powerful and finally pose a real threat to survivors. That is, if any of the survivors make it...

	SGP, MFD, CMS, UBP...
	This user thinks there are enough capital letters used on the wiki to feed every bookworm in the world.

	IT NEVER ENDS!
	This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.

	Urban Dead
	This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?

	Mrh?
	This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.

	What do you mean I can't use an axe?!
	This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes.

	Curse You Encumbrance!!!
	This user carries around a lot of crap.

useful crap though

	Have a Nice Day!
	This User has enough happiness to share with everyone.

	Axe Crazy
	This user has an axe. Do not cross them.

	What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
	This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.

	Revive Count
	{{{User}}} has revived {{{Number}}} people.

	Bandwagon
	This user has jumped on the template bandwagon.

Pater noster qui es in coelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum; adveniat regnum tuum, fiat voluntas tua, sicut in coelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. et ne nos inducas in tentationem sed libera nos a malo. Amen.