User:NecroFeelYa

Untelligence Test, stolen from Fiffy

Props to the kids who made The Untelligence Test at SparkLife

	Kyle 4 Everything '09
	ADK has pledged support to the KyleStyle For Everything '09 Campaign, agreeing that Kyle should be given every conceivable responsibility in the game.

Hello, welcome to my user page. I am Colette Hart... Oh, wait. You know that already, right? Anyway, you may call me Colette, or Colette or... Ah, just call me Colette, ok?

About me

Aside from being a very slightly grumpy amateur writer and fan of some RPGs (No, not the Rocket Launchers :P), I'm just another UD player.

I have a lot of alts, which I use in non-cooperative form. Therefore, I do not zerg. That is because I like trying different playing styles. I don't focus on a single class of character. However, I never rarely play as zombie. Although I have a character that supports the Dual Nature policy, I prefer being alive. It seems that smashing and biting, and the almost complete lack of communication in-game is not my style...

I am usually polite, and have good manners. That is both in and outside of the game. Another of my hobbies is roleplaying. My sense of humor is rather odd, and my hatred towards axes is vehement. I founded the Axe Hating Week.

By the way, I'm a non-native English speaker, so I may have grammar errors every now and then. Please don't be too rough with your criticism. :)

I like

• Being alive. Death is annoying and boring. :D
• Different styles of playing.
• Pieces of art. Specially European paintings and stuffed animals.
• Necklaces. It seems I have a thing for diamonds...
• Roleplaying. It helps me with character developing.
• The Beatles. And no, not the Zombeatles

I dislike

• Zombies. They're rotting. They're ugly. And they want to kill me. I guess you can understand.
• PKers, GKers and Griefers. Again, I guess you can understand.
• Axes. These are barbaric tools that corrupt the mind and the soul. Destroy them on sight!
• Zergers. They are cheating. Why else?
• Vulgar, obscene or profane speech, graffitis or "humor". When people are vulgar and obscene, and speak profanities, they only show how corrupt and rotten their minds are. It's disgusting...
• Stupid people. They hinder us. They annoy us. Don't you hate them too?
• Useless risks. There is no need to risk your life if you won't get something from it, don't you think?
• Absurd, unoriginal user descriptions. (Scarred survivors carrying a thousand guns that don't even exist in the game and mutilated, deformed zombies fall in this category)
• Non-descripts (But not all of them). When they're too lazy to write a paragraph describing their character. Not only shows their lack of creativity, but also makes hard for me to know what style of character is when giving a revive or something.

Characters

These are my characters and alts. I try to mantain them as far away from each other as possible, with absolutely no interaction between them. I have to admit it gets hard sometimes...

	Alt user
	This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.

Character	Level	Class	Group	Description	Templates
Colette Hart	Level 41	Civilian	Order of the Black Rose	My main character. Before the outbreak, Colette Hart was just a normal girl living a rather normal life. But now, she is a classy young woman that works with the Order of the Black Rose.	OBR Ally This user or group is allied with the Order of the Black Rose and benefits from an overflowing amount of awesome.
Irene Ceres Reltor	Level 41	Military (Civilian for RPing Purposes)	None	Just a young woman who enjoys peace and calm, as well as reading a good book. She's rather tired of being alone, so she looking for a group that goes with her ideals.
Elise Hart	Level 22	Civilian	None	Colette Hart's younger sister. Before the outbreak, she was a rather spoiled girl. Therefore, she is whimsy, has a slight personality disorder, is rather paranoid and sometimes kills people who annoy her, but she is a good girl at heart.	Ban Stupidity Elise Hart does not tolerate stupid people.
Colette Whitney	Level 41	Military (Civilian for RPing Purposes)	None	Once a reporter, she likes to make annotations in her notebook and show them to the world.
Sherrie Blackwell	Level 41	Scientist	None	A medicine student who got trapped in the city. More of the intellectual type, she likes to help people. Need a First Aid Kit or a Revivification Syringe? Just ask, and she will gladly help you.
Sophie Engelhardt	Level 22	Civilian	Philosophe Knights	A German girl who is tired of the corruption and ignorance of Malton's citizens.

Templates and others.

	Civility
	This user or group believes that while zambahz and humans must kill each other, they can still be civil about it.

• Remember kids. All of the UD players are supposed to be people, so be sure to treat everyone with respect.

Templates	Comments
Proud To Be Alive This user is a survivor and proud of it.	As most survivors, I'm grateful for being alive :D
Ban Stupidity Colette Hart does not tolerate stupid people.	Tax the stupidity!
Fine Art of Malton This user is a Fine Art of Malton supporter.	I love art, specially European art. My favorite painter is Élisabeth-Louise Vigée-Le Brun. Art must be treated with respect...
Sacred Ground Policy Supporter Colette Hart supports the Sacred Ground Policy.	Remember, not every zombie wants to be dead...
Down with the Axes! Colette Hart supports the International Axe-Hating Week and hopes that axes get banned from Malton someday.	I am the founder, supporter and sponsor of the annual Axe Hating Week
Not a Vandal! Colette Hart did not participate in the Sack of Rome and is not a Vandal.	After been mistakenly reported for vandalism, I decided to put this.