User talk:Axe Hack/Sig

Read this first! These rules are effective immediately!!!

1. Post new advertisement requests underneath Place Requests Here, at the bottom. Advertisements must be under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===) and must be one (1) to three (3) words long.
2. Advertisements will run for a total of two (2) week.
3. Space is limited. I will only have, at any given time, three (3) advertisements in my sig. If you place a request when there is already three (3) ads in my sig, your ad will be added when the oldest ad expires.
4. Each user may not request more than one (1) ad per week, with the week starting on Sunday.
5. Requests must have a proper signature and timestamp, or they will not be added.
6. Only ads for groups, information pages, and events (both in-game and wiki) will be processed. Advertisements for personal userpages or anything not relating to UD will not be processed.
7. If you would like to discuss an advertisement, please do so underneath Discussion, with the ad in question under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===).
8. There is a fee of one (1) Cookie for an advertisement request.
9. I reserve the right to terminate any advertisement in my signature before they expire. If you feel your ad was wrongfully terminated, please leave a message underneath Complaints Department under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===).
10. If you have any questions, please direct them to my Talk Page.
11. If you have any complaints, please leave them underneath Complaints Department under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===). Also, I hear Macy's has a very good compliants department. You may, if you wish, redirect your complaints there.

The rules last updated on: 21:27, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Place Requests Here

Malton Beauty Pageant

	A FREE COOKIE
	Mindlessidiots has given Axe Hack a cookie for so he can promote his beauty pageant.

Is chocolate chip acceptable? --Mindlessidiots 21:56, 9 October 2010 (BST)

October Bash

	A FREE COOKIE
	Vapor has given Axe Hack a cookie for he was all out of bubblegum.

So I can make a request once per week yet the ad stays up for 2 weeks?~ 21:54, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Only because of the lack of requests at this time. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:55, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Also, added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:56, 15 September 2010 (BST)

South Blythville Recovery

	A FREE COOKIE
	Dezonus has given Axe Hack a cookie for advertising costs.

A FREE COOKIE Dezonus has given Axe Hack a cookie for Bribery.

A FREE COOKIE Dezonus has given Axe Hack a cookie for Bribery.

A FREE COOKIE Dezonus has given Axe Hack a cookie for Bribery.

Axe Hack, I could really use some publicity for South Blythville Recovery...can you by chance put it in your sig? -Dezonus- ^(talk) 13:20, 16 September 2010 (BST)

Waitlisted. Your ad will be added when the oldest one expires. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:15, 16 September 2010 (BST)

Two weeks starts now. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:40, 21 September 2010 (BST)

The Elbow Room

	A FREE COOKIE
	Sarpek has given Axe Hack a cookie for Bribery is fun!

Needs more advertising to get more people. Would appreciate it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sarpek (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:17, 23 September 2010 (BST)

Annus Horribilis

	A FREE COOKIE
	Lady Clitoria has given Axe Hack a cookie for post-coital nourishment

Please slip us into your next open slot x --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 18:06, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:11, 9 October 2010 (BST)

Discussion

Question

Hello, I believed I posted a request for your ad services. Did you delete it or was it just me forgetting to save the page? Just making sure before posting again. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mindlessidiots (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Going through this page's history, you have never made any edits on this page until now. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:34, 9 October 2010 (BST)

WAI?

Wai??!?!?!?!??!?!?--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:13, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Also, my ads still had 3 days on them.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:19, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Right...I'll put those back... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:22, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Also the change is due to the lack of requests. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:24, 15 September 2010 (BST)

But why can I only nominate 1 per week?! There are only usually three requests!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:25, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Because I cut the spacing of ads down from 5-3 to shorten my sig. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:26, 15 September 2010 (BST)

But why does it bother you? I've increased the length of ads to 2 weeks, however, current ads aren't affected by the change. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:28, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Grumble grumble grumble. Ah well, you fixed your sig for my talk, so I have no real complaints.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:30, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Eh. I think it's too plain now. I might tinker with it for the next few days. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:31, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Just have it like before, but make the image a redirect.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:32, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Divs galore! 21:32, 15 September 2010 (BST)

If I did that, I'm pretty sure I'd loss my page links. Also, you might as well alternate between requests each week. That's one loophole I left open, and it'll be our little secret. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:33, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Have a blank link at the end of your sig, or a "+1" which links to your page.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:34, 15 September 2010 (BST)

[[User:Axe Hack| ]]. 21:37, 15 September 2010 (BST)

It's cool. I'll come up with some crazy siggy schematics by the end of the week. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:38, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Sig with a scroll bar?--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:39, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Scroll bar codes in which I can't change the color makes me mad. Brooklyn Rage!!! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:42, 15 September 2010 (BST)

That won't do anything, because there's a nowiki in it. :P --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:49, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Don't tempt it, now. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:51, 15 September 2010 (BST)