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==Our mission==
==Our mission==
Humans are a dwindling resource.  Research shows that if we continue eating humans at the current rate, they will be extinct in a matter of 2 – 5 years.  It is up to us to help preserve this precious commodity for the future, for our future.  This is why Zombies for the Advancement of Living People was established.
Our goal is to help the humans in creating pockets of living-friendly areas where they might run free and begin to repopulate.  This might seem to go against everything a zombie should stand for, but think of this-  When the last human dies, we will only have ourselves to eat.


==Zombies Working With Survivors!?!==
==Zombies Working With Survivors!?!==

Revision as of 05:11, 11 December 2010

Zombies for the Advancement of Living People
ZALPlogo.png
Abbreviation: Z.A.L.P.
Group Numbers: Fluid with the D.S.R&D
Leadership: An automonous collective organized by Bedlam Betty
Goals:
Recruitment Policy: Open
Contact: forum
Zombies for the Advancement of Living People


HARMANZ AHM HRANS NAH BARG Z!NGZ
(Humans are friends: not food)


About Z.A.L.P.

History

Malton's Only Active, Organized Life-Culting Group

Our mission

Humans are a dwindling resource. Research shows that if we continue eating humans at the current rate, they will be extinct in a matter of 2 – 5 years. It is up to us to help preserve this precious commodity for the future, for our future. This is why Zombies for the Advancement of Living People was established.

Our goal is to help the humans in creating pockets of living-friendly areas where they might run free and begin to repopulate. This might seem to go against everything a zombie should stand for, but think of this- When the last human dies, we will only have ourselves to eat.

Zombies Working With Survivors!?!

But aren't harmanz too delicious to pass up?

How do you do it?

JOIN US!!!

Recruitment Policy

What is "Fluid Dual Membership" and who are the D.S. R&D?

Template Spam

ZALPlogo.png Z.A.L.P.
This user or group supports zombies who support survivors because typical zombie groups constitute enablement.
Dsculinary.png Dr. Schwan's Culinary
BAG-MAN SCHWAN’S NABRA!NZBARG BRA!NZ. HARMANZ AHM HRANS NAH BARG Z!NGZ.
A.s.egraphic.png Dr. Schwan's Essentials
This user believes that life-cultists are not necessarily terrible role-players. That's why they responsibly use Dr. Schwan's patented Rotalin formula.

TinyURL for this page

http://tinyurl.com/zom4lp