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: To quote Mara Jade Skywalker; "The first step in any intelligence operation, is gathering information. You gather enough information to make your plan. If you’re planning without information, you’re planning for failure."  So obviously the [http://rg.urbandead.net/ Rogues Gallery] must be worth something, if even just information on who to kill.  Without that information, you wouldn't have died on this fine day. --[[User:Raven Corvus|Raven Corvus]] 18:47, 19 November 2012 (UTC)
: To quote Mara Jade Skywalker; "The first step in any intelligence operation, is gathering information. You gather enough information to make your plan. If you’re planning without information, you’re planning for failure."  So obviously the [http://rg.urbandead.net/ Rogues Gallery] must be worth something, if even just information on who to kill.  Without that information, you wouldn't have died on this fine day. --[[User:Raven Corvus|Raven Corvus]] 18:47, 19 November 2012 (UTC)


== [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1701411 Rozalyn] ==
== [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1701418 Rozalyn] ==


While claiming to be a member of JRC (she no longer pretends though, so she's not all bad) Rozalyn killed jerden saying:
While claiming to be a member of JRC (she no longer pretends though, so she's not all bad) Rozalyn killed jerden saying:
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However, for all her big talk she is yet to produce any real results.   
However, for all her big talk she is yet to produce any real results.   
''What are you talking about, Jerden? I've killed you plenty. I've also killed your girlfriend, Leiter upwards of 10 times. But I suppose you have to lie like that to save face.''
<br>[[User:Rozalyn|Rozalyn]] 23:34, 2 January 2013 (UTC)





Revision as of 23:34, 2 January 2013

Subpage of http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Jerden_Rules_Crowbank.

Add to this list the name, profile and crime of anyone who has commited an act of treason against Jerden, through attacking and/or killing jerden or one of his associates, the members of Jerden Rules Crowbank and their honorable allies. Inform them of the error of their ways and kill them whenever possible until they apologize. JRC is so popular that this required a separate page, so here we are. The people on this list are to take top priority when it come to teaching people a lesson. Report kills here if possible, so we can keep track of our sucesses. Groups will also be added if sufficient evidence for it is found - meaning if multiple members of your group get onto this list, we'll lump you all in together and save both our groups time.

This list was compiled in good nature, as it serves as a handy way for JRC to keep track of those who challenge our authority. We don't hate you or anything, we just think it would be incredibly satisfying to return the lead you gave us. Think of this as a Hall of Fame if you want to. Let's play the Hunting Game!

JRC recognizes that this list is a stupid idea and will only make the problem worse. However, we have pride. Nobody kills a member of JRC and get's away with it! We put your name on a list! Scared now, aren't you!

Your appearance on this list is up to negotiation with JRC. You may feel that some people get disproportionate amounts of space on the list. That's because they said more interesting things! A note to all Bounty Hunters, Vigilantes, Do-gooders and Cops - Jerden likes someone he can enjoy being killed by. If you don't make it memorable, how are you really helping Malton? Of course, not dying at all is always more convenient for a member of JRC.


Emperor Lrr

An amusingly irritating enemy. He killed Jerden with a shotgun and said "Leiter has brought this upon you Jerden. You do not rule Crowbank. The Omicronians rule all! You will not be spared when the Omicronian invasion fleet comes and destroys this city. Puny earthling!" Well, JRC has news for this so called "Emperor Lrr": This suburb's only big enough for one delusional egomaniac and anyone reading this page knows exactly who it is. ME! --Jerden 18:35, 30 December 2012 (UTC)


Fyedka

A most rude individual, definatly deserving of death. While jerden was in another suburb on "business", Fyedka killed Jerden and rather disrespectfully said: "Jerden, you nasty trash. Go back to Crowbank." Jerden is hurt emotionally, and like all internal hurts this can only be solved by external violence. --Jerden 20:54, 19 December 2012 (UTC)

Wayson

Killed jerden in Tollyton while he was trying to get some shopping done. Really, the nerve of some people. Just because jerden killed some of his group in November. Anyway, I'm sorry KT. I'm willing to forgive and forget if you do the same. (If they refuse to listen to that, it just proves that Diplomacy really is useless.)

Anyway Wayson, you disappointed me. You didn't dump the body (Pinyata that Cinema!) and you didn't provide a one-liner. Shame on you! You let me down, you let your group down, I'd say you you let yourself down and worst of all, you killed me. --Jerden 15:45, 6 December 2012 (UTC)


JLH

She pointlessly killed jerden in Pole Mall for being in her "territory". Who does that? ;)


Raven Corvus

Dispite her brilliant name and Crowbank Citizenship, Raven said:

"Hmph! the self proclaimed High Lord of my birth suburb of Crowbank and a bounty of only 2? I am……. disappointed. Now as a general rule I don’t bother with baby PKers, but seeing as you wish to play with the big boys and girls, I’ll treat you like one"
"Now Jerden here is a little Jedi wisdom to lighten that dark side: “First Jedi principle of combat : survive.” Obi-Wan Kenobi http://rg.urbandead.net/profiles/view/1919714"

She then committed regicide of her own High Lord. A note on the Bounty - jerden cannot help it if people do not report his actions and has many more victims than that, proving the Rogues Gallery isn't worth the URL it's compiled in. (Okay, fine, maybe jerden was a little irritated when he first wrote that. After reading Raven's point below he takes it back. The Rogues gallery is a brilliant way for survivors to hunt down the more morally disputable figures of Malton, such as jerden. I just kept that line because I like it. --Jerden 17:17, 1 December 2012 (UTC)) Anyway, kindly pump Raven full of lead and ask her to report it. Nobody should get away with assaulting jerden, especially when it disrupted the Sith of November (Hence the Jedi Reference). Some people are so inconsiderate of other peoples schedules. Jerden's one of them, and the hypocrisy of the previous statement never occurred to him. --Jerden 18:21, 19 November 2012 (UTC)

To quote Mara Jade Skywalker; "The first step in any intelligence operation, is gathering information. You gather enough information to make your plan. If you’re planning without information, you’re planning for failure." So obviously the Rogues Gallery must be worth something, if even just information on who to kill. Without that information, you wouldn't have died on this fine day. --Raven Corvus 18:47, 19 November 2012 (UTC)

Rozalyn

While claiming to be a member of JRC (she no longer pretends though, so she's not all bad) Rozalyn killed jerden saying:

"Y'know, Jerden... there are two kinds of players I hate in this game" 
"PKs that think it's unique or interesting to RP as a psycho (complete with straitjacket)"
"and people who start groups and demand everyone starts playing by their rules." 
"And it just so happens that you represent both groups!" 
"You PK people for not logging out in Crowbank? I mean, are you serious?" 
"Punchline: This isn't my main character. You PKed him." 
"I logged back onto this abandoned character to kill you." 
"And I'm going to keep killing you until you leave Crowbank. And so will my friends." 

I mean come on! Jerden probably isn't serious, and never claims to think that he was original. Anyway, Rozalyn, it's on. Lets play that game if you want to. Although you have a point about the straight jacket. It was stupid and undignified, and has now been removed. You could have just said though!

However, for all her big talk she is yet to produce any real results.


What are you talking about, Jerden? I've killed you plenty. I've also killed your girlfriend, Leiter upwards of 10 times. But I suppose you have to lie like that to save face.
Rozalyn 23:34, 2 January 2013 (UTC)


roopzs

Murdered Leiter, didn't even say hello :'(

He tried the same thing on jerden but didn't finish the job, so roopz is on JRCs kill list. Twice. Again no words! Would sparing 1 AP kill him?

This person has indulged in conversation, a rather funny situation where both of us were going at each other in a pitchdark cinema, healing up ourselves between every round. --Leiter 19:00, 5 November 2012 (UTC)

Well, he's not so bad then after all! --Jerden 18:46, 6 November 2012 (UTC) (Of course, still kill him!)

Jerden saw him in Burt Square Police Department and gave him death and a warning to leave or appologise. We await a reply. --Jerden 18:28, 4 December 2012 (UTC)

And it seems roopzs decided not to listen and killed jerden again! However, he did say hello first. Say hi to him and give him the warm enbrace of lead and death. --Jerden 22:12, 21 December 2012 (UTC)

Damon Delacroix

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=998739 - tried something with a fire axe on jerden, but couldn't finish the job. Irritating nonetheless.


Members of The Spanish Inquisition: (These Guys get their own section!)

There are those who swear to destroy us. And then there are these guys. They know what they're talking about. They are the light to our darkness, the cops to our robbers, the most fun challenge that has so far come our way. They have Jerden's respect and hatred in equal amounts. They may be more experianced and aren't regarded as dangerous PKers, but Jerden Rules Crowbank and so he can't let people get away with murder. Not his own and especially not his friends. Below is a list of their members, and there's a blow-by-blow gloat fest on the JRC discussion page.

Current score: TSI 11, JRC 6. This is going well!

Members list - Top priority targets:

  • Mick Mcmanix The force behind the banter on the JRC talk page, so he's at least amusing in his threats and jokes.

Jerden thanks the Spanish Inquisition for the handy box below. Is it not nifty?

Sinq.jpg Well!
This user certainly didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition!