User talk:Vito Mortis

Honor and Death

Dear Zombies of LUE I would like to offer a brain and a toast to the death in all of malton so as to keep matters private please contact me at the email alexandergthe@aol.com so that we may discuss a bright future for us both.(well more or less a dark one for everyone else)Thank you for your time.--Night time predator 02:07, 10 October 2007 (BST)

A Strike

Please ask your member InsomniacByChoice to contact Vigeous on the Red Rum forums. A group I represent has a proposition. Thank you. - Vigeous _RHA 21:46, 4 August 2007 (BST)

What's funny (and by funny I mean an indication of how sad my life is at this moment) is that you'll receive a message from me before Vito even sees this.--Insomniac By Choice 21:53, 4 August 2007 (BST)

In Honor of the Spirit of Barhah

Greetings,

Hearing of the recent success of LUE against the living has been a true inspiration. In honor of your recent success and in the spirit of Barhah, after a long, pulse-filled, infected, journey from Yagoton, I became reborn in the NW corner of Caiger. Being the only zombie in the mall, I made the most of being in the camp of the living. The NW, NE, SE generators were all taken out in one fell swoop and the SW generator was left at badly damaged.

As evidence, I leave you this image just before my last strike left the genny at badly damaged. I'm sure they've killed me and tossed me in the street, but it was oh, so worth it.



Enjoy your success and until we live in a harmanz free Malton I will remain, yours truly,

--Weeepiggie 05:16, 18 July 2007 (BST)

Yeah, thanks for the GK. We're up and running again.--Big Bur 05:41, 18 July 2007 (BST)

No matter. Any blow struck for Barhah is worth the effort, especially in such a whopping great clump of mrh-cows in waiting!

--Vito Mortis 18:10, 17 July 2007 (GMT)

Intel

Looks like you have one or two Spies in LUE. You can contact me via the Killer Zombie Tomatoes forum or any other safe place that comes to your mind.
Morta Della (KZT) OrangUtanKlaus 23:34, 1 July 2007 (BST)

OK Just forget it, looks like it doesnt matters anymore... As i walked from the SW to the NW i have seen the death of Chris Feldhaus. You guys just ripped him to shreds. (forgot to sign, damn)OrangUtanKlaus 02:37, 2 July 2007 (BST)

My announcement was based more on my own paranoia rather than espionage, but thanks for the fair warning. I'll try to keep any attempts at intergroup espionage stifled, at least within the ranks of the C4NT. I know how you feel about it, and metagame spying on another group is definitely not Classy. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 02:29, 2 July 2007 (BST) (P.S. Don't tell anyone else this, but I'm kinda glad that I was sorta right, despite the fact that you guys ransacked another Mall... Oh wait, everything on this Wiki is publicly viewable. Oh well, who's gonna notice this? ;) )

Interview

Im making a press called Barhah's Word, and i would like to have an interview whit the Architect of Ackland Mall destrcution. Skritz

I'd be delighted to give an interview. Let me know the format you'd have in mind here, and we'll arrange something. I have AIM, email, or we can do it via PM on a forum somewhere (the AMS' forum, perhaps?)

--Vito

Um, lets use the AMS forum. I know your not really the LUE leader, since you guys don't seem to have "leader" in the same as other group. But you played a big part of thuis event on the wiki, which is why i want to interview you. Ill send a message later on the AMS forum!

To join

I am enamored with the idea of joining a horde of fellow zambahz to eat the harmanz.

How does a lone / lonely zambah go about doing this? (Fairly new to UD but im catching on quick)

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), you cannot see the LUE board, where we make our plans and such. It's simply not accessible to you, no matter how much I might wish for it to be so. Makes it almost impossible for us to accept new membership, but also makes us less easily victimized by meta-game espionage (UD. Serious Business.).

I would recommend you check out our fine festering friends over at the RRF. Every zombie horde that's ever rampaged through a Malton Mall owes a tip of its bloodstained hat to them. You can inquire on their Message Board, and I'm sure they can help you. Great bunch; you would do well to join them. We party with them every chance we get. --Vito

WTF

Nvm what I was getting mad at as it is funny to look back at some of the stuff I've said because I really couldn't believe I said that stuff, I must of been tried or something lol.--Major Striker 02:53, 12 July 2007 (BST)

RK/GK Ops Alliance?

The NE Talons are interested in an alliance that may be mutually beneficial to your desire for brainz. For more details, email me. My email adress: tomspeeder22@yahoo.com Tomspeeder25 21:57, 13 July 2007 (BST)

Thanks for the clarification

Now that we've got the misunderstood Barhah Betty incident behind us, we can now be best friends forever. How come you don't have a link to your talk page on the LUE group information box? --Sexy Rexy Grossman 03:02, 17 July 2007 (BST)

Because I'm a thoroughly lazy bastard. No idea, really. No worries on the Betty thing; she's told us it wasn't her intention to lead you astray; she was just funning with you. And I am sorry if you felt put on the spot summoning all that help - consider it a milk run for when it counts.

--Vito Mortis 18:06, 17 July 2007 (GMT)

Joining

I'd like to join the LUE as soon as possible please contact me at user:ahrimmagicks/Archive post a message under the groups section or at user:ahrimmagicks post anywhere but please let it be appropriate. Contacts:http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=932198 this is my pker all xp is gained by pking or http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1016918 this is my low level zombie account. χαμένος άγγελος >T! • R! • Z! • A! • LJ! • Brainz is a zerger 20:51, 29 October 2007 (BST) I'd like to join LUE as soon as I can. I am a new player and would like to join a powerful group. Is there a forum or anything more? --LoneWolf7862 00:14, 18 July 2007 (BST)

i am a maxed out zed that is growing bored with the game. here is my profile link http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=504575 --Zombie57864 05:27, 19 July 2007 (BST)

Board 8er (Former LUEser) looking to join the team.

So I'm a GameFAQs user, and I used to use LUE on an old account, but it got banned. I'd like to join the team with my zombie character, so is there any kind of discussion forum I can use to contact the fellow LUE horde? Mortalsky 18:52, 18 July 2007 (BST)

Unfortunately, as LUE is a closed forum, it's very hard to coordinate with those not having access. The privacy it offers is both blessing and curse. We do have an outside forum but it doesn't even allow for non-members to read it. And frankly we use it very little, as LUE simply works so well. I will see what I can do, but don't really hold your breath. For the newcomer to the game I would, again, refer you to the RRF. A fine group of players, very influential in the game. You'd be in great company - I know we always work with them when the opportunity present itself, because they always do it right.

--Vito Mortis 18:09, 17 July 2007 (GMT)

Actually, my current plan is to relay plans via TyphlosionIsMe Mortalsky 22:36, 18 July 2007 (BST)

Wouldn't plan on that for very long- I may be usermap axed in a bit. =O TyphlosionIsMe 00:26, 19 July 2007 (BST)

Poor you. Ah, well, I guess I'll just be a feral zed.Mortalsky 13:51, 19 July 2007 (BST)

ATTN: Vito Mortis

Your hand is quite cool. --MSTK 09:00, 9 August 2007 (BST)

A Proposal

I have something that may interest you and your group and will provide you with hundreds of brains to feast on. The need for secrecy prevents me from posting more her but if you're interested email me at omnusomega@gmail.com. --Omegaomnus 17:53, 14 September 2007 (BST)

A lonely zombie

I unknowingly took part of the Blesley Mall overrunning with my zombie character. Hes getting pretty lonely now, being like level 20 with 1k exp. So hes wondering if he could be part of the ransackings? MPHavoc

Rowcliffe Must Fall

If you check us out, Rowcliffe_Must_Fall, I think our stated purposes and goals are pretty clear. We're operating in one area and it would really make a Zombie Hordes Halloween Wish come true if LUE were to come to town for a party. We can promise you plenty of sweet, salty delicious brains.--Fox0ne 18:12, 31 October 2007 (UTC) It's past Halloween, and I don't know if you showed - but what a party. We've had a great month at Rowcliffe, parties still going on and LUE is always welcome. --Fox0ne 21:28, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Joining the LUE

I have been playing the game for a long time as a survivor, and am getting bored of the way survivors hide indoors all day. So, want to get them outside for us zombies to eat there guts..... How do i go about joining the LUE ? Thanks

getting in touch

hey big v, was wondering if you'd re-visit the AMS forums for a bit of a chat, had a few questions for ya when ya get the chance. thanks vito, being a founder of one of the only groups to ever fend off a LUE mall assault, figured you'd spare me some chat time. also, have something in the works for LUE as a group.

Nuero

Come back TOUR!

we at AMS are currently re-building our ranks. and as such, i am somewhat curious as to how i can contact you. i was hoping to contact the horde in general, as i have a proposition for the LUE team. something i believe would be a complete challenge to the entirety of LUE itself, something that even you may fail at within this game. hopefully you can give me a shout back sometime. Nuerotoxic2213 20:12, 4 September 2010 (BST)

SFHNAS forum registration

Not sure if I should post here or to McTrout, but anyway: I didn't see that you had registered, until I was going through the admin board today...not sure why it didn't show up on the normal portal. (Was it because you hadn't manually activated the account yet?) But I've activated you and I think set your ally-status permissions correctly. Let me know if it doesn't work! I'm still stumbling around in there administrating things I only half understand, cuz no one else is around to do it. :/ -- Jen ^{T | SFHNAS | PK} 14:13, 23 August 2014 (UTC)

Thank you ma'am! I'm trying not to deface the wiki too badly (never was any damn good at remembering how to edit). Either here or McTrout works if you need to contact me. M is hiding in a corner of the map somewhere, trying to stay out of my own way. ;) --Vito Mortis

Welcome Back

Really happy to see you guys back in the game, but less happy to see the circumstances. We too lost one of our own recently, so we know your pain. I hope your tribute goes exactly to plan. If there is anything that the Ridleybank Resistance Front can do to help, feel free to contact me here or on our Discord. All the best to you and your fellow LUEsers! --LordMoloch (talk) 11:53, 12 September 2019 (UTC)

We'd love to party with our old friends from the RRF! If we get over your way we'll be sure to get in touch! -- Vito Mortis 16:25, 12 September 2019

Good stuff! And some of us are actually closer than you think. I have the Gore Corps over in Darvall Heights. --LordMoloch (talk) 20:53, 19 September 2019 (UTC)