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The '''Fluck Library''' is located in the [[suburb]] of [[Hollomstown]]. The library is the repository for the documents of the eponymous freedom movement ([[FLUCk]]), the Freedom-Loving United Crowbankers, which felt it safer to keep their files here rather than in their war-torn [[Crowbank|home suburb]]. | The '''Fluck Library''' is located in the [[suburb]] of [[Hollomstown]]. The library is the repository for the documents of the eponymous freedom movement ([[FLUCk]]), the Freedom-Loving United Crowbankers, which felt it safer to keep their files here rather than in their war-torn [[Crowbank|home suburb]]. |
Latest revision as of 04:12, 10 October 2024
Fluck Library VSB |
Fluck Library
Hollomstown [61,93]
Basic Info:
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Center Of Learning | |
This location qualifies as a Center of Learning & is considered a neutral zone for all the supporters of this policy. According to the policy, libraries, schools, zoos, and museums in the city of Malton are considered safe places. No survivor in one of these locations may be killed for any reason unless that survivor is a specified enemy. |
Free Information | |
Libraries are for everyone and should remain barricade free. |
Description
The Fluck Library is located in the suburb of Hollomstown. The library is the repository for the documents of the eponymous freedom movement (FLUCk), the Freedom-Loving United Crowbankers, which felt it safer to keep their files here rather than in their war-torn home suburb.
This is a classical Victorian brick building, with severe lines and a heavy oak door. The interior boasts fine wood panelling, now sadly somewhat gnawed by visitors.
In the late nineties it was part of a restoration program for the cultural buildings of Malton, and received some three million pounds' worth of Lottery funding, but the old foreboding atmosphere still remains in places.
History
Possibly inspired by the library's name, Lord Peter Alner, owner and builder of Alner Mansion decreed in his last will that upon his death, which occurred in the Great Fire of 1912, his very large collection of exotic pornography from all ages and corners of the world be donated to the Fluck Library. It was kept in locked glass cabinets to avoid theft, but since the zombie outbreak most of these cabinets have been smashed and emptied. The only remains of the collection are stray leaves of French or Japanese nude woodcuts.
The building is renowned throughout Malton for its amusing resemblance to the word "Fuck". Prior to the outbreak local residents would steal the letter L off all signs relating to the library leaving a trail of signs reading "F uck Library" throughout Hollomstown. Such actions cost the library hundreds of dollars a year, as well as its credibility in literary circles.
Amusing Location | |
This location is on the list of Amusing Locations in Malton |
Barricade Policy
The library doors should be left wide open to ensure that all citizens of Malton have a place to stay and relax with a good book.
Current Status
Currently heavily barricaded. Graffiti reads "Go fluck yourself." --GroverBhore 04:37, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Graffiti
Let's face it: Fluck Library lends itself as a prime target for young hooligans armed with spraycans. In honour of Fluck and all that it symbolises, here follows a list of the different tags found in and around Fluck Library.
Somebody has spraypainted...
- "oh fluck, i forgot my flucking library card"
- "go fluck yourself"
...onto a wall.
Feel free to add more classic tags (real or otherwise).